Disclaimer is on chapter 1 of this fic.

A/N: Thanks for the response. I had no idea it was that good. Man three reviews, at first I thought no one would read it. Before I get this parody started I just want to point out it doesn't take much talent to parody Weird Al Yankovic. All you need to do is pick one of his songs, think of lyrics that are RE related and go with the rythem and you have a RE song parody to a Weird Al. It's just like doing a song parody of any other song by any singer. There is nothing to it 'The Son of Logan and Ororo'. Now let's get things on a roll, shall we.

"Wesker go his butt kicked by a reindeer"

parody of Grandpa got ran over by a John Deere by Cletus T. Judd

sung by Barry Burton and the rest of the S.T.A.R.S. team

*As the song begins we see the outside of a bar in Raccoon City. Barry Burton is holding a microphone, while the other S.T.A.R.S. team is standing behind him as if they were a choir, Chris Redfield is playing the fiddle while Rebecca Chambers is playing the piano Barry begins to sing.*

WESKER GOT HIS BUTT KICKED BY A REINDEER

*Our not so favorite, back stabbing, viral enhanced blonde haired Captain of the S.T.A.R.S. team, Albert Wesker is getting drunk in a bar.*

INSIDE A BAR ON CHRISTMAS EVE

*We see the bar is owned by Robert Kendo. I guess he has a second job besides owning a gun store*

HE NEVER BELIEVED IN SANTA

*We see Wesker as a kid opening a present from his parents, and reading a card that has 'SANTA SUCKS' written on it.

BUT AFTER RULDOLPH LAYED THE SMACKDOWN

*There is a wrestling ring in the bar and a guy dressed up as the red nosed reindeer is about to do the People's Elbow on Wesker or Ruldolph's case the Reindeer's elbow.*

HE BELIEVES

*Wesker turns to the camera holding a small sign that says 'SANTA ROCKS'. He just grins and nods his head.*

HE BEEN DRINKING BEER

*Wesker has drank about five beers*

AND HITTING ON SANTA'S WIFE

*Wesker is trying every single pick up line there is on the most beautiful blonde in the world, of course this blonde is Santa's wife.*

HE WENT A LITTLE TOO FAR

*Wesker slaps the woman's butt and she responds by spraying him in the face with mace. She walked out to tell Santa*

AND NOW SANTA GOT MAFIA STYLE ON HIS BUTT

*Santa and some of his elves walk in and shoot Wesker. Then they loaded his body in the trunk and dump him outside of Raccoon City.*

WHEN WE FOUND HIM CHRISTMAS MORNING

*Shows the S.T.A.R.S. team walking up to where Wesker is laying.*

WE THOUGHT HE GOT KILLED BY NEMESIS

*They start wondering what happened to him*

BUT HE WAS HAD HOLES ON HIS BODY

*They start looking at the bullet holes in his dead rotting corpse*

AND DEER PRINTS ON HIS REAR

*They all begin to wonder just what was the impressions on his rear end.*

(S.T.A.R.S)

ON HIS WHAT!?

*Chris pointed out they were deer tracks and they were all confused*

WESKER GOT HIS BUTT KICKED BY A REINDEER

*Shows Wesker getting his but kicked again*

INSIDE A BAR ON CHRISTMAS EVE

*Robert Kendo is now holding a sign that says 'HI MOM'*

HE NEVER DID BELIEVE IN SANTA

*Wesker is holding the card from his youth, you can tell by how old it is.*

BUT AFTER BLITZEN LAYED THE SMACKDOWN

*His dead body is in that wrestling ring getting beat up, of course the body is actually a dummy.*

HE BELIEVES

*Still smiling and holding the 'SANTA ROCKS' sign*

NOW WE'RE ALL LAUGHING AT WESKER

*Everybody just points and laughs at poor Wesker.*

(S.T.A.R.S.)

HA HA HA

*The S.T.A.R.S. are laughing.*

HE TOOK HIS GETTING FIRED TO HARD

*Wesker is thrown out of Iron's office with a pink slip stapled to his head.*

STARTED TO DRINK LIKE CRAZY

*Wesker is drinking a water cooler full of booze.*

AND MAKING PRANK CALLS TO HIS MOM

*Wesker picks up his phone and calls his mom.*

(Wesker)

IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?

*His mom hangs up on him.*

IT'S A BETTER CHRISTMAS WITHOUT WESKER

*Everyone is in the S.T.A.R.S. office celebrating Wesker's death by well having a huge party.*

LAST YEAR AT WORK HE MOONED CHIEF IRONS

*Iron's is out in the hall and Wesker just walks up to him and drops his pants.*

AT FIRST WE THOUGHT HE HAD LOST IT

*Wesker is going wacky.*

BUT WE LOOKING BACK ON IT

*Everyone is trying to remember him being wacky.*

WE REALIZED HE WAS NUTS

*Wesker is now going crazy in a padded room and he's wearing a straight jacket.*

WESKER GOT HIS BUTT KICKED BY A REINDEER

*The butt kicking.*

INSIDE A BAR ON CHRISTMAS EVE

*Robert Kendo is doing Riverdance on the bar until he falls off.*

HE NEVER DID BELIEVE IN SANTA

*Wesker is holding the card again.*

BUT AFTER PRANCER LAYED THE SMACKDOWN

*The severe beating on Wesker dummy.*

HE BELIEVES

*He is holding the sign and smiling as usual.*

YEAH HE FINALLY GOT HIM A LAWYER

*Wesker is dragging his lawyer to court, literally.*

AND SUED THE INSURANCE COMPANY

*His insurance company looks over his policy.*

AT FIRST HIS INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER REINDEER

*The company's lawyer argues that his policy doesn't cover reindeer.*

AFTER HIS ASS WHOOPING IT DOES NOW

*The judge makes a ruling that it has to now.*

FUNNY WE ALL WERE ON THE JURY

*S.T.A.R.S. Alpha team and Rebecca Chambers are sitting as the jury and hold up a sign with a number on it, plus they are smiling.*

HE TRIED TO BRIBE US

*Wesker tries to hand the jury kickbacks. Of course they are refusing his money.*

JUST LIKE OJ SIMPSON'S LAWYERS

*OJ Simpson's lawyers are trying to beg and plead with the jury.*

BUT ALL WE HAD TO SAY WAS THIS

*The jury stand up.*

(S.T.A.R.S.)

SCREW YOU!

*They all flip Wesker off and sit back down.*

WESKER GOT HIS BUTT KICKED BY A REINDEER

*Wesker is still getting beat up.*

INSIDE A BAR ON CHRISTMAS EVE

*Robert Kendo is getting killed by a bunch of zombies.*

HE NEVER DID BELIEVE IN SANTA

*Wesker rips up the card.*

BUT AFTER PRANCER LAYED THE SMACKDOWN

*Prancer throws the dummy out of the ring.*

HE BELIEVES

*Wesker rips up the card and then climbs into the ring. Everybody finally realizes that is not dead. Wesker starts kicking butt now and then he stops as everybody comes into the squared circle and sings the chorus one more time.*

(Everyone)

WESKER GOT HIS BUTT KICKED BY A REINDEER

INSIDE A BAR ON CHRISTMAS EVE

HE NEVER DID BELIEVE IN SANTA

BUT AFTER COMET LAYED THE SMACKDOWN

HE BELIEVES

*Barry puts down the microphone and everybody leaves the ring to get drunk.*