I have no need to put a disclaimer on all of my chapters of one freaking fanfic. So if you want the disclaimer then read chapter one.
A/N: You, my faithful readers, like my demented song parodies. Well they can't get anymore demented than this next one. The video part of this chapter may not be good, let's say I wasn't concentrating well.
"Santa Claus is after you"
parody of the song 'Santa Claus is watching you' by Ray Stevens
sung by Chris Redfield and Rebecca Chambers
*The song begins with Chris Redfield standing near a piano, which is being played by Rebecca Chambers. Chris and Rebecca are outside a house. Inside is Barry Burton, Claire Redfield, Billy Coen, Jill Valentine, Leon Kennedy.*
(Chris)
NOW BARRY BURTON, CLAIRE REDFIELD, LEON KENNEDY, JILL VALENTINE
*The mentioned people look out the window at Chris*
YOU GUYS BETTER BE GOOD
AND ACT TRUE FRIENDS AND FAMILY SHOULD
BE CAREFUL WHO YOU PISS OFF
BECAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS AFTER YOU
(Rebecca)
HE'S AFTER YOU
HE'S AFTER YOU
*Rebecca continues to play the piano*
(Chris)
JILL YOU BETTER GET THAT ROCKET LAUNCHER
AND TURN NEMESIS INTO A PILE OF BODY PARTS
*Jill thorws out bucket after bucket of Nemesis's body parts*
BILLY I DON'T KNOW YOU SO GO TO HELL
BECAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS AFTER YOU
*Billy looks shocked*
(Rebecca)
HE'S AFTER YOU
HE'S AFTER YOU
(Chris)
YOU THINK CAN GET AROUND
DISCOVERING UMBRELLA'S SECRETS
WELL THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN
BECAUSE SANTA IS NO IDIOT
HE'S REALLY SUPER EVIL
HE'S THE C.E.O. OF THE UMBRELLA CORPORATION
AND YES CRIME DON'T PAY
*Santa is sitting behind his desk at the Umbrella Corporation HQ. He's just trying to solve a rubics cube(you know those multiple colored cubes you have to get each color on it's respective side)*
(Rebecca)
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING
BECAUSE HE'S EVERYWHERE
HE'S EVEN GOT UMBRELLA AGENTS SPYING ON YOU
*A black car with four Umbrella agents is parked outside the house. They are getting drunk*
(Chris)
SO FELLAS IF YOU EVER DO ME WRONG
BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME
*The RE cast beat the crap out of Chris*
AND BE COMPLETELY CRUEL
WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES YOU'LL BE HOSPITALIZED TOO
*The entire cast is in the hospital wrapped in a full body cast. Chris is in a full body cast too trying to hold back his laughter*
BECAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS AFTER YOU
*At this point a street light shines on Wesker as he plays a saxophone*
(Rebecca)
HE'S AFTER YOU
HE'S AFTER YOU
(Chris)
OH ON CHRISTMAS EVE
HE CLIMBS ON SLED FULL OF CRAP
*Santa gets on his sled, which is armed to the teeth*
WITH HIS MACHINE GUNS
HEAT SEEKING MISSLES
SOME OTHER STUFF I CAN'T REMEMBER
*The mentioned weapons is shown*
AND HE'D SAY ON DASHER
PRANCER
KILLER
FIDO
I WISH I COULD REMEMBER MY LINES
*Each of the reindeer is shown*
(Rebecca)
WHAT ABOUT RUDOLPH
(Chris)
OH HE'S TRYING TO GET THE G-VIRUS FROM BIRKIN
*Hunk is dressed up as Rudolph the red nosed reindeer and is trying to retrieve the G-virus*
(Rebecca)
YOU CAN RUN
YOU CAN HIDE
BUT CAN GET AWAY
HE'S GOT SNIPERS READY TO SHOOT ANYDAY
*Snipers are positioned on the roof looking at the house*
(Chris)
SO FELLAS IF YOU EVER DO ME WRONG
BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME
AND BE TOTALLY MEAN
WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES YOU'LL BE HOSPITALIZED TOO
BECAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS AFTER YOU
*The same thing is shown from the previous chorus. Except Chris is laughing so hard that he practically is in pain. Then the scene cuts back to Chris and Rebecca, Chris is sitting on the piano as Rebecca finishes playing.*
YEAH SANTA IS AFTER YOU
(Rebecca)
HE'S AFTER US
GOD HELP US
(Chris)
SANTA CLAUS IS PISSED OFF ABOUT SOMETHING
IT'S OVER FOR US
LOOK OUT THERE
SANTA HAS A BULLET WITH OUR NAME ON IT
WE'RE ARE IN DEEP TROUBLE, YOU KNOW THAT
WE AIN'T GONNA GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING
I MEAN YOU GOT TO BE REALLY, REALLY GOOD
OR SANTA IS GONNA GET YOU