I have no need to put a disclaimer on all of my chapters of one freaking fanfic. So if you want the disclaimer then read chapter one.
A/N: The last chapter. Can you believe it? I'm already at the last chapter with three days till Christmas Eve. Well enjoy this last one. I might re-edit my twelve pains of Chirstmas RE style fic. Don't get your hopes up for that one. Now on to the last RE Chirstmas video.
"Merry Christmas from the entire RE cast"
parody of "Merry Christmas from the whole fam damily" by Cletus T. Judd
sung by Brad "Chickenheart" Vickers and a choir of RE fanfiction writers from Fanfiction.Net
*When the song begins we see the Spencer Manison from RE1 decorated for Christmas. Inside the entire cast and crew of the Resident Evil games and movie are in a all out fight to the death. Camera shows Brad Vickers hiding behind a table he is using for cover. He begins to sing*
TWAS THE BRAWL BEFORE CHRISTMAS
ALL THROUGH THE MANSION
NO MONSTER WAS LIVING
NO ZOMBIE OR LICKER
*Shows a zombie lying dead on the floor filled with bullet holes, then a licker which held on to the ceiling falls to the floor, also looking like swiss cheese.*
OR CHIMERA, HELL THEY EVEN KILLED A CERABUS
*We see a chimera down in the underground lab shot to crap. Four of the infamous zombie dogs are wimpering and howling for their fallen comrade.*
CLAIRE REDFIELD WAS THROWN HARD INTO A WALL
BY ADA WONG WHO IS A BLACK BELT IN KUNG FU
*As Ada does a martial arts pose, the author gets into the shot holding a microphone and wearing a tux.*
(GenerationX7)
LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
*The author leaves as the camera goes back to Brad.*
(Brad)
THE CHILDREN HAD A ALL OUT BLOOD BATH
*Lott and Lily from RE: Gun Survivor is shooting at someone.*
SHOOTING AT SHERRY BIRKIN WHO BECAME LIKE HER DAD
*We see that they are shooting at Sherry, who had injected herself with the G-virus and mutated into the monster her dad became in RE2.*
AND ALEXIA WITH HER T-VERONICA VIRUS
*Alexia mutates into her tyrant form*
AND WESKER WITH HIS SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES
*Albert Wesker himself removes his sunglasses and reveals his reptile like eyes, a side effect of the virus he injected himself with*
KILLED HALF THE ZOMBIES IN TEN SECONDS FLAT
*A pile of mangled and charred zombies are shown. Wesker is chanting who's your daddy. While Alexia is chanting who's your mommy.
THE WHOLE WAR BEGUN FROM AN INNOCENT MATTER
WHEN JILL THOUGHT JOSEPH SAID
*Joseph Frost leans over and whispers something to Leon Kennedy.*
(Joseph)
JILL'S BUTT LOOKS A WHOLE LOT FATTER
*Jill over heard his comment and turns around completely pissed.*
(Brad)
SHE SENDS HIM THROUGH THE WINDOW
*Joseph is thrown through a window on the second floor.*
HE LANDED ON A ROCK
*He lands on a rock.*
CRACKED HIS OPEN AND DIED ON IMPACT
*Brian tissue, blood and skull fragments cover the rock. Just then three RE fanfic characters walk by. They are Colette from Teachers' Experiment 1, owned by Ginger Ninja. Tim and Amanda from Resident Evil: Vengeance, owned by the author of this fic.
(Colette)
WE SHOULD CALL A AMBULANCE,
I THINK HE'S DEAD
(Amanda)
YEAH IT'S AWFUL,
I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM
*Tim runs up to the dead Joseph and steals his wallet.*
(Tim)
GOT HIS WALLET!
*Catches up to the two women. All three are counting the money in the wallet.*
(Brad)
SEE BOTH SIDES OF THE CAST NEVER GOT ALONG
AND EVERY HOLIDAY EVERYTHING ALWAYS GOES WRONG
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FIGHT BUT BE NICE TO EACH OTHER
BUT WHEN THEY GET IT ON THEY DON'T GIVE A RAT'S HINEY
"IT'S A TIME FOR GIVING!" SAID CHRIS REDFIELD
*Chris slugs Wesker in the face.*
AS HE GAVE BLOODY NOSE TO ALBERT WESKER
I HEARD BARRY YELL "IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS,
AND RIGHT NOW I'M THINKING OF BLOWING YOUR BRAINS OUT!"
*Barry Burton is aiming his colt python at Carlos Olivia.*
BULLETS AND FISTS FLEW ALL OVER THE ROOM
*Brad peeks out of his hiding spot to see the carnage that is atking place.*
AND REBECCA HAD A GOOD AIM WITH A GRENADE LAUNCHER
*Rebecca Chambers is loading a grenade round into the grenade launcher.*
SHE TOOK OUT TWO TYRANTS AND BLEW UP THE TREE
*You see the tyrant from RE0 and a Mr. X explode, then the christmas tree explodes sending lights and bulbs everywhere.*
AND I GOT OUT OF THE WAY
JUST IN TIME AS SHE AIMED AT ME
*Brad finally notices the annoying rookie aim the grenade launcher at his head. He leaves his hiding spot just as the grenade flies through the air and destroys the table. Then the camera pans over to the RE fanfiction choir, who is hiding inside a cube made out of bullet proof glass.*
(choir of RE fanfiction writers)
IT'S MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR
ALRED ASHFORD DRINKS TOO MUCH BEER
GETS ON THE ROOF AND SHOOTS PINK ELEPHANTS
*Alfred is so drunk that he is practically seeing pink elephants. He tries shooting at them only to waste ammo, occasionaly he hits a innocent person, who just so happens to be taking a late night walk in Raccoon Forest.*
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE ENTIRE RE CAST
STAPLE THE ANTLERS TO THE CERABUS
*A zombie dog is tied to the tree with paper antlers stapled to it's head. As you can tell it's angry(of course having paper antlers stapled to you head can make you angry).*
CHUG SOME VODKA FOR SANTA CLAUS
*Carlos's supervisor in RE3, Nicholai, throws a bottle of vodka to Alfred. Alfred chugs the entire bottle, of course he gets drunker and eventually falls off the roof. Then Alfred gets mauled by the pissed off cerabus with paper antlers stapled to it's head.*
FROM ALL OF US TO EVERYONE
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE ENTIRE RE CAST
(Brad)
I RAN TO THE PHONE
*Brad has about enough of this deathmatch and decides to call the police. He runs to the phone taking out anyone or anything that got in his way. It's about time Brad has enough courage to do something instead of running away.
IT SEEMED LIKE A WAR
AND CALLED THE RPD WHICH WE KEEP ON SPEED DIAL
*Brian Irons is at his desk in the Raccoon City Police Department, he has his feet on the desk. His phone rings and he answers. He finally sits the right way when he realizes who the caller is. Somewhere in Raccoon City, Hunk wearing a RPD uniform, is about ready to arrest a man who broke into a appliance store and stole a TV. Hunk then gets the call and he leaves. The thief decides now is the time run.*
IN A MATTER OF SECONDS OUT THE WINDOW APPEARED
*The entire RPD arrives at the mansion.*
FLASHING RED AND BLUE LIGHTS PLUS CHIEF BRIAN IRONS
JUST THEN THE SWAT TEAM BROKE DOWN THE DOOR
*The door is blown off it's frame as SWAT storm into the main hall.*
SOME YELLING "HANDS UP!"
SOME "GET ON THE FLOOR!"
A PUNCH FROM BILLY COEN FOUND IRON'S NOSE
AND JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE HE SLUGGED HIM AGAIN
IT THE ALL OF SWAT TO GET BILLY IN CUFFS
HE GETS VIOLENT WHEN THE LAW ARRIVES
WE STOPPED OUR FIGHT AND CHEERED THE NEW GUY ON
I THOUGHT THE EX-MARINE COULD TAKE THEM
*Brad is holding three dollars in his hand, also in high hopes that he win his bet with Edward Dewey.*
I GUESS I WAS WRONG
*Brad looks upset as he hands the money to the second helicopter pilot of S.T.A.R.S.*
AS THEY DRAGGED HIM OUT SIDE HE SCREAMED "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
HE WAS SCREAMING AND CALLING THEM NAMES
(Billy)
YOU (bleep) LET ME GO YOU SORRY MOTHER (bleep) PIGS!
(Brad)
WE STOOD ON FRONT LAWN AS DID ALL OF KONAMI
*The cast of Silent Hill and Metal Gear Solid peak out of the bushes. They watch the event with great interest.*
WHO ALWAYS TOOK INTEREST IN CAPCOM'S BEHAVIOR
"MIND YOU OWN BUSINESS SOLID SNAKE!" WE HEARD NEMESIS SHOUT
AND "WE'LL SEE MUCH MONEY WE HAVE, CHRIS'LL COME BAIL YOU OUT!"
BY NOW WE FORGOT WHAT WE HAVE BEEN FIGHTING FOR
WE WERE BATTERED AND BLEEDING BUT WE WERE UNITED ONCE MORE
THEN ALL RELOADED OUR WEAPONS FOR ROUND TWO
THEN WE HEARD BILLY AS THEY DROVE OUT OF SIGHT
(Billy)
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! DAMN THAT WAS A GOOD BRAWL!
*Nemesis comes up behind and pust his hand on Brad shoulder. The camera pans away to the choir, who is still in the cube, but the cube is now outside. It had to be done so we won't have to see Nemesis tear poor Brad apart. GenerationX7 is standing behind a music stand in front of the choir. He is directing the choir as they sing with his hands.*
(the RE fanfiction choir)
DECK YOUR ENEMIES
DECK YOUR FRIENDS
TIS THE SEASON FOR A WAR
FROM ALL THE S.T.A.R..S. AND UMBRELLA INC.
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE ENTIRE RE CAST
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE ENTIRE RE CAST
MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE ENTIRE RE CAST
*As the song ends, GX7 signals the choir to stop and turns to the camera.*
(GenerationX7)
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!