The Disclaimers: I don't own slam dunk characters, ect, ect, 'cause they belong to Inoue Takehito. Neither I own the Seishi and others Authors involved in this fic. Even if I use them. Even if I torture them. Even if, now, they probably want to run away as fast as possible. But it's too late... *grins* And even if I didn't own them, I'm using them !!! *EVIL grin* Poor of you...

The SenHanaRu's Temple Tales:

The Beginning

Chapter 01

     Zeynel looked at the thing closer. And looked gain. And again. Just to be sure it was real. Not plastic. Not something like that. Not artificial. And she looked again. One more time. To be sure there was nothing wrong with her eyes. Who know ? It could happen. So she looked at the things. And sighed.

     No wonder.

     That WAS a baby. Definitively. No doubt about it. A baby.

"What do I have to do with... That ?..." She muttered.

     She took it (he ? ) in her arms, carefully getting up. Frowning (again, it was becoming an habit), she looked at her surrounding.

     She was in what seems to be a clearing. In a forest. Or something like that... Some would have qualified it to 'delightful' or 'charming'. Not her. She was not in the mood.

"First thing to do, find somebody... ANYBODY to punch... I mean, to ask what I'm doing here... And more important, where I am..." she murmured.

     She looked again at the baby in her arms. What could she do with it ? She couldn't take it with her. It was not her baby. She didn't wanted problems with his family. She didn't even wanted it with her.

     But.

     There was a 'but'. She was alone. The baby was... a baby. She couldn't let him here. Of course, the one who make this joke could care of him but... What if not ? She couldn't let the baby alone. she couldn't just put him on the ground and go away. She wasn't sure somebody was 'in the surrounding'. she ended here in a so strange way... What if the baby ended here like her ?

Of course, it was a baby. One of those annoying things who only sleeps and wails and cries. One of those irritating horrible little things. One of those things it was a nightmare to live with. Unless it's yours. And sometimes, even if it's. One of those annoying cute...

*cute ?!! *

     Blinking, she looked at the things again. Of course. I t has red hair. Soft brown eyes. Big soft sleepy puppy brown eyes. A cute little face. In one word, he reminded her of...

     She sighed.

"I guess I can't just let him like that. He looks too much like Hana-chan..."

"Of course he looked like him, IT'S Hanamichi."

"Don't say something so silly, Hanamichi is a teenager."

"He was."

"But..."

     She stopped. Was she speaking with somebody ? Frowning, she turned slowly, facing the new-coming. Then...

     Her jaw dropped on the floor. Her eyes left her orbits. she almost faint, staring at the person in front of her and pinched herself to be sure it was not a dream.

"YOUHEI ?! " She said, looking at the... transparent boy in front of her.

"HIE !!! " He smiled. "At least, YOU didn't faint. don't worry, I'm not a ghost. It's just that I'm not really here."

     She blinked, looking at him. The best friend of her favorite Slam Dunk's character. And, sometimes, his lover. She blinked again as three light appears behind him. It took the appearances of three boys. Of course, she recognized them, too. The ect. Takamiya, Ookusu and Noma. Also called 'the Sakuragi Gundam' (and the three idiots, or the fools, but it's an other story...)...

"Wha... Wha... Who... I... Who..." She stammered.

"Well"... Youhei sweatdropped. "The baby here is Hanamichi, he's just a baby actually but normally he wanna grow up very quickly. Or so we hope... You are is 'cause you have mission to save the yaoi in Slam Dunk and even the whole Yaoiland. I didn't know all of it, but some authors and manga fan and more precisely Slam Dunk yaoi fans have been send here and..."

"WAIT !!! I understand NOTHING !!! Which mission, why me, where I am, you're cute, I want a AND a kiss if possible, what's Yaoiland, who has been send here, why is Hana a baby, where are the other, I want the others, are the others here, I want to see Sendoh, who are this 'we' who wants Hana to grow up -not that I don't want him to grow up-, who..."

"Hrr..." Youhei double-sweatdropped, listening the girl. "Too many questions !!! "

"But..."

"I wanna try to respond !!! " Youhei said huskily, cutting Zeynel before she had time to add other questions. "So, we're here on the planet Slamdunky -Y for Yaoi- which is part of the yaoi universe, also called 'Yaoiland'. Its a parrallel universe for characters slashed in yaoi and... Htneh... A pe... Miss... .. Mik... F... .. Seis... "

"Youhei ?!" Zeynel said anxiously as the raven-haired boy began to disappeared...

"I..." The -'image' (?), hologram (?), ghost (?)- began clear some seconds: "I can't stay longer... Anzai !!! You've to see this Christmas face at... zzz... zz.. ... At Greenhill, near the lake of despair !!! He... .. ... Wanna explain all to you !!! .. ... Please... Save this world, you're... .. The only hope !!! "

     With that, Youhei's image dizapeared... Zeynel blinked as the Sakuragi gundam's figures slowly faded, the fools... I mean, the three guys casting her their last comments and advices:

"Take care of the baka !!! " Ookusu said.

"And feed him !!! " Takamiya added.

"And you HAVE to succeed, we bet on you !!! " Noma exclaimed.

"You're 'the only hope for this world', so you're the one who has to do the tiring work !!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!! " Their three voice in unison...

     The guys gone, zeynel blinked. Mission... Slam Dunk... Yaoi ? ARGGHHHH !!!! And those baka DARE to make bets on her and to let her all the work !!! She fumed.

     But there were cool guys. AND a growing Hanamichi... She suddenly grinned. Okay, she wanna save the world !!! Nothing impossible for the Tensai's guardian !!! She stood up proudly, raising her fist fiercely !!! And frowned.

     Something wet on her arm...

"OW, MERDE !!! " [1]

End of Chapter 01

     First chapter done !!! I wait for C&C !!! ^^

     Actually, I'm alone with Hana-baby... But not for long !!! OHOHOHOHOHoHOHOHOH !!!!! It's time to worry, dear Seishi, it's time to worry !!!

     Ah !!! I didn't imagine "SlamdunkY", In fact it's the name of a french ML for Slam Dunk's yaoi fans, that's all !!! I like its I chose to use this name, which was found... Well, I suppose it's by the one who made this group, Celia !!!

[1] - "Ow, Merde !!! " is the french version of "Ow, Shit !!! ". Not elegant, But it wasn't YOU, dear reader, which were in my place. Neither it was YOUR new shirt... *desperate voice*

_ZEYNEL_