Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays

By Neo Princess Moon

Sung by: N'sync

*Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays*

*Merry Christmas,*

*Merry Christmas,*

*Merry Christmas,*

*And happy holidays*



Mamoru sat in the arcade glaring coldly at the red and green Christmas decorations. He may have Usagi as his girlfriend, and he would be happy that she loved Christmas, but that didn't me he had to like it too.

"Smile. It's the holiday season, you should be happy." Motoki said trying to cheer his friend up.

"Christmas, bahumbug." Mamoru replied glaring at his friend.

"Mamo-chan I didn't know you felt that way. Too bad too, I had just gotten daddy to agree to let you stay in the spare bedroom in our house. He agreed to let me lock up his gun in the gun safe and change the code and everything. We could have eggnog, and stay up till forever, and try to watch daddy convince chibi chibi that Santa doesn't like milk, but instead he likes brandy with just a bit of ice. Oh well, maybe I'll just invite Seiya-chan instead." Usagi said coming up from behind Mamoru.

"Oh! Usako you know that's not what I meant. Did your dad really agree to let me stay? With the gun locked up?" He said looking suspicious. Usagi grinned and showed him a folded piece of paper. He looked at it.

"It's a contract. I have it in writing. Do you have any idea how much brandy I had to get him to drink before he agreed to that? Actually, mom helped, but still." Usagi said sitting down on the barstool next to Mamoru's.

"I don't know Usako, your dad is not gonna be happy with me." Mamoru said, secretly fearing that the grip on his self control might slip. It had not taken him long to notice that the skirt Usagi was wearing was awfully short. Actually it was just a little longer than her senchi skirt, which was wonderfully, terribly short. He liked the view, but it didn't do good things to him. Either way he usually ended up taking a cold shower after battles.

"Oh common. Please?? It's Christmas eve, eve (As in 12-23) and I can't stand to see you all alone." She said getting off her stool and breathing on it the way she knew drove him crazy. Even now she could feel his desire through the link they shared. She knew exactly what she was doing, and one of her favorite pass times was torturing him.

"Alright, alright. As long as your dad won't kill me I'd love to stay with your family." 'Providing that you stop what you're doing of course.' He said through their link. Usagi grinned.

"Great!! You can come over tomorrow abut 3 and then you can stay in the spare bedroom and then have Christmas with my family. You get to meet Aunt Clara the stripper and Uncle Mary or is it Joe this year? . He changes every so often. And then there's my cousin Jenny the nudist." Usagi laughed seeing Mamoru's face pale. "I'm joking, I don't have and nudists, strippers or transsexuals in my family. Hey did you know you have gullible written on your forehead?" Mamoru glared good-naturedly at Usagi.

"Ok, I'll be bye about 3. I gotta go, but I love you. I'll see you tomorrow." Mamoru said before pecking Usagi on the lips and leaving. With that Mamoru went back to his apartment to set his plan into motion.



Ok that's it for this chapter. I hope you like it. Reviews are really nice!!