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Ancient China Part 2: Pain Relief, Kidnapping, and Crossdressers

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"There's nothin' we can do unless Miaka suddenly shows up an has an idea." Tasuki stated, knowing Miaka couldn't come back. "There has to be something, no da." Chichiri stated. "Can we think about this tomorrow. My brain hurts." Kristi stated. "Jus' how long ya expectin' me ta let ya stay here?" Tasuki asked, but Kristi had already fallen asleep.

"We should get some rest, no da." Chichiri stated, lying back against the wall. Jackie and Tasuki stared at each other. "I'm not tired." Jackie stated. "Me either." Tasuki replied.

~10 minutes later~

Both Tasuki and Jackie had fallen asleep draped across the table. Kristi, being her devious self, stopped her fake sleep and slid over to Tasuki. "Night Tasuki." she said before falling asleep next to him.

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Tasuki woke up the next morning with Kristi's arm around him. "AHHHHH!" he screamed waking everyone else up. "What is it, no da?" Chichiri asked. "Nothin." Tasuki stated moving away from Kristi. Jackie sat up feeling extremely sore. She did sleep on a table after all. "You guys got any aspri... no I guess not." Jackie stated remembering where she was.

"I got some, big sister." Kristi stated handing Jackie a bottle of aspirin. Chichiri took it. "What is this, no da?" he asked, trying to open the bottle. Tasuki took it from him and tried to open it. "I'll get it." Tasuki said tossing the bottle out of the window and grabbing his tessen.

"REKKA SHINEN!" and so the bottle burned. Kristi fell on the floor laughing. "That's not funny!" Jackie exclaimed "My beautiful pain relievers." "Pain relievers?" Chichiri asked "So that's all you need, no da. Here." Chichiri handed her a small vile of something.

"Ooooooohhhhh." Kristi stated staring at the vile. "What? What's oohhh?" Jackie asked, examining the vile. Kristi shrugged. "Just drink it, no da." Chichiri stated. Jackie sniffed the contents and coughed. "Nope, I don't feel that bad." she said handing the vile back to Chichiri.

Tasuki walked over to Jackie wrapping his arm around her. "Lookin for pain relief huh?" he asked walking with her. "Have a seat." he said guiding her to sit at the table. Seconds later a bottle of sake sat before her. Kristi blinked. "This should do the trick." he said. Jackie suddenly understood his sudden concern. "I'm not drinking that." she stated.

"Don't trust me, okay I'll drink first." Tasuki said taking a large swig from the bottle. Kristi watched with amazement. "I'll drink it!" Kristi said running over to Tasuki. "Go 'head lil' girl." Tasuki stated. Just as Kristi grabbed the bottle Chichiri took it away. "Little girl is right, no da." he stated. "Hey!" Kristi shouted jumping for the bottle Chichiri was now holding over his head.

Jackie walked outside to escape the noise of Tasuki and Kristi arguing with Chichiri... and wished she hadn't.

The three inside heard a scream and immediately stopped their fighting to run outside. "Nakago!" Chichiri stated, noting the figure in front of them. "Oh good, you guys get him off me please." Jackie stated struggling against the grip Nakago had on her.

"Let her go." Chichiri ordered, removing his mask with a rather cute *pop* sound. "Yea." Tasuki added grabbing his tessen. Jackie sweatdropped. "Don't hit me!" she yelled. Kristi looked at Nakago. "You can keep her, Nakagay!" she stated, sticking her tongue out. Everyone else sweatdropped.

"No he can't you stupid wi--" the rest of Jackie's words were muffled as Nakago clamped a hand over her mouth. "I want Tamahome." Nakago stated. "Obviously." Kristi muttered. Tasuki and Chichiri sweatdropped. "Within two days." Nakago added. "Horny aren't you?" Kristi asked. "That's it! Tasuki fussed covering Kristi's mouth.

In that moment of confusion Nakago and Jackie disappeared but a voice came from somewhere and stated "Two days." Kristi broke away from Tasuki. "Two days! It won't even take two minutes for these guys to kick your ass you stupid gay voice!"

~30 minutes later~

"Oh where could they have taken my dear sister." Kristi sighed, clinging onto Tasuki again "How will we ever save her?" "SHUT UP!" Tasuki fussed. Kristi had been doing that since the second Chichiri had left. Chichiri had left trying to find out where they had taken Jackie, and of course he had taken the sake. This made Tasuki very angry.

"What ever will I do without her? Will you make me feel better?" Kristi asked. Tasuki rolled his eyes as she continued to make googly eyes at him and repeatedly try to remove his shirt.

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Jackie woke up in a dark room. "Dark." she suddenly said to herself "It's too dark." she felt around for a light switch or a lamp but found nothing. She tripped over something landing on... SOMEONE! She screamed as the someone wrapped it's arms around her.

"Shhh." the someone below her said "I wondered when you would wake up." "Who are you? Why is it so dark?" Jackie asked. "I'm Nuriko of the Suzaku Seishi and because it's night." Nuriko stated. "Suzaku?" Jackie asked "The good guys?" Nuriko chuckled "Sure, I guess you could call us that."

"Who are you?" he asked. "Um... I'm Jackie." she replied. "Why were you captured?" Nuriko asked. "The blonde guy said something about getting a guy named Tamahome." "Tamahome?" Nuriko questioned "What do you have to do with Tamahome?" "I don't even know who he is." Jackie answered. "Strange." Nuriko stated.

Nuriko stood up taking Jackie with him. "Don't let go!" Jackie yelled clinging onto Nuriko. "Shhh." he scolded "It's night, and my escape plan won't work if you wake everyone up. The way you act I'd think you were afraid of the dark." "Escape plan?" Jackie asked quickly changing the subject.

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Chichiri's hat appeared back at the cabin and Kristi and Tasuki watched as he appeared from it. "I lost them. I couldn't sense her life force, no da." Chichiri stated "They've headed west. We should go back to where I lost it and look around, na no da." Kristi pouted. "Get in." Chichiri ordered holding his hat out to the two.

Tasuki disappeared into the hat and Kristi screamed "No, my Tasuki!" before diving in after him. Chichiri shook his head before disappearing into it himself.

To Be Continued