Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters. Not even Jack's Santa hat *sigh*
Author's Note: This is a parody I got after playing too much Kingdom Hearts, watching too much House of Mouse, and hearing "Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer" one too many times. Don't question me about the POV the story is told in. It's suppose to be like that.
And now...a story...
Dale the Red-Nose Chipmunk
There was Dasher and Dancer and Comet and uh...crap, I can't remember the rest.
Okay, so there was like, this red-nosed chipmunk named Dale, right? Dale had a roommate named Chip, he was another chipmunk, but his nose was like, black and stuff. Now these two chipmunks got along most of the time, until one night.
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring...wait, wrong story. Anyway, it was like, Christmas Eve, right? Chip and Dale had just finished putting up their miniature stockings by their wood chip beds. As they were going to bed, Dale being the klutz he is, tripped over a stray acorn and the acorn hit Chip. Chip, being the more sensible and mature chipmunk, walked over and hit poor Dale over the head. How rude.
Then suddenly something amazing happened! More amazing then the aliens landing! It was like, just that amazing, man!
Dale's nose lit up like a computer screen monitor when you push the little "on" button. Chip screamed, "Oh gawd! I'm blind! I'm blinded by the brightly lit red nose!" and ran around in circles until he ran into something. Like the wall. Dale was hurt by his friend's words, for the brightly lit red nose did not make him blind and he thought Chip was like, mocking him or something. Awww. So Dale climbed out of the tree and walked away into the snow and fog, but not before tripping over his pal's body first.
Dale huddled against the nearest tree he could find. He sniffled to himself.
"No one wants me because everyone hates my nose," he said to himself. Then he heard a "ho ho ho!" from somewhere close by. Donald Duck jumped out in a pimp outfit trying to wear a santa hat over his pimp hat. Dude.
"What's up, Dale the red-nose chipmunk?" he asked, pushing up his sunglasses.
"Oh Santa Donald," cried Dale,"Nobody loves me because I have a red-nose."
"Don't be stupid, you've always had a red-nose, and the only one you've lived with is Chip," Donald said. Then he hit Dale on the head, because it was a very Donald-like thing to do. Dale's nose like, lit up again.
"Wow! I can see better through this fog! Thanks Dale!" said Donald.
"So you mean my nose serves a purpose for being red and shiny, and people love me?" Dale asked.
"That's right!" Donald said, "in fact, since it's so foggy, I want you to light to way so I can deliever toys to the children," Donald said with a wink-wink, nudge-nudge motion.
"Okay, sounds like fun," Dale said.
"Hold on there, Donald!" came a voice. It was Jack Skellington! Jack was dressed in a Santa suit, with a sleigh and a team of um, reindeer.
"I'm the only Santa here!" Jack exclaimed.
"No! I've been wanting this kind of part for years! YEARS!" Donald cried.
"Sorry, but this part is mine, I stole it from Santa myself!" Jack said proudly.
"Fine then! I'm off to see my ho, ho, hoes!" and with that, Donald left to get some lovin' like the pimpin' pimp he was.
"All right then, Dale, would you like to be my lead reindeer...er...chipmunk?" asked Jack.
"Okay!" Dale agreed and Dale, like, helped Jack deliever all the toys around the world. That's there the story ends, man. Dale would have gotten the love he deserved, but no one liked the toys Jack delieved, so he didn't get the recognition he wanted. Anyway, Chip talked to Dale about the red-nose thing and said he was like, really sorry about it and stuff. A happy ending for all! Merry Christmas!
Author's Note: This is a parody I got after playing too much Kingdom Hearts, watching too much House of Mouse, and hearing "Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer" one too many times. Don't question me about the POV the story is told in. It's suppose to be like that.
And now...a story...
Dale the Red-Nose Chipmunk
There was Dasher and Dancer and Comet and uh...crap, I can't remember the rest.
Okay, so there was like, this red-nosed chipmunk named Dale, right? Dale had a roommate named Chip, he was another chipmunk, but his nose was like, black and stuff. Now these two chipmunks got along most of the time, until one night.
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring...wait, wrong story. Anyway, it was like, Christmas Eve, right? Chip and Dale had just finished putting up their miniature stockings by their wood chip beds. As they were going to bed, Dale being the klutz he is, tripped over a stray acorn and the acorn hit Chip. Chip, being the more sensible and mature chipmunk, walked over and hit poor Dale over the head. How rude.
Then suddenly something amazing happened! More amazing then the aliens landing! It was like, just that amazing, man!
Dale's nose lit up like a computer screen monitor when you push the little "on" button. Chip screamed, "Oh gawd! I'm blind! I'm blinded by the brightly lit red nose!" and ran around in circles until he ran into something. Like the wall. Dale was hurt by his friend's words, for the brightly lit red nose did not make him blind and he thought Chip was like, mocking him or something. Awww. So Dale climbed out of the tree and walked away into the snow and fog, but not before tripping over his pal's body first.
Dale huddled against the nearest tree he could find. He sniffled to himself.
"No one wants me because everyone hates my nose," he said to himself. Then he heard a "ho ho ho!" from somewhere close by. Donald Duck jumped out in a pimp outfit trying to wear a santa hat over his pimp hat. Dude.
"What's up, Dale the red-nose chipmunk?" he asked, pushing up his sunglasses.
"Oh Santa Donald," cried Dale,"Nobody loves me because I have a red-nose."
"Don't be stupid, you've always had a red-nose, and the only one you've lived with is Chip," Donald said. Then he hit Dale on the head, because it was a very Donald-like thing to do. Dale's nose like, lit up again.
"Wow! I can see better through this fog! Thanks Dale!" said Donald.
"So you mean my nose serves a purpose for being red and shiny, and people love me?" Dale asked.
"That's right!" Donald said, "in fact, since it's so foggy, I want you to light to way so I can deliever toys to the children," Donald said with a wink-wink, nudge-nudge motion.
"Okay, sounds like fun," Dale said.
"Hold on there, Donald!" came a voice. It was Jack Skellington! Jack was dressed in a Santa suit, with a sleigh and a team of um, reindeer.
"I'm the only Santa here!" Jack exclaimed.
"No! I've been wanting this kind of part for years! YEARS!" Donald cried.
"Sorry, but this part is mine, I stole it from Santa myself!" Jack said proudly.
"Fine then! I'm off to see my ho, ho, hoes!" and with that, Donald left to get some lovin' like the pimpin' pimp he was.
"All right then, Dale, would you like to be my lead reindeer...er...chipmunk?" asked Jack.
"Okay!" Dale agreed and Dale, like, helped Jack deliever all the toys around the world. That's there the story ends, man. Dale would have gotten the love he deserved, but no one liked the toys Jack delieved, so he didn't get the recognition he wanted. Anyway, Chip talked to Dale about the red-nose thing and said he was like, really sorry about it and stuff. A happy ending for all! Merry Christmas!