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((Scene One))
[Kamatari] Huh? W-where am I? I…. *sees Shishio a little ways off* SHISHIOOOOOOO!!!!!! {cue pink background, happy bubbles, and big bright eyes}
[Yumi] HEEELLLOOoooooooo Shishio! *lands on top of Kamatari, forcing the crossdresser's face into the ground, just as s/he reaches Shishio*
[Kamatari] *shoves Yumi off and stands up* What the hell are you doing here with MY Shishio?
[Yumi] precisely. ** bad dum, ching**
[Kamatari] Uhhh…. What?
[Cho] AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *lands on his head near the others, falls over and touches his bent hair* My HAIR!!!
[Yumi] Awww, I'm so SORRY Cho-san, that first step is a doozy…. But the second one is even bigger! *pulls out a remote control and pushes a big red button*
[Cho] *a hole opens up under him and he falls through* AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
[Kamatari] … Shishio-sama, what's going on?
[Shishio] Oh, the general oocness that comes with these types of fic.
[Kamatari] Nani?
[Yumi] Nothing, Kama-baka, it's over your head.
[Houji] So, Kamatari, how did you die?
[Kamatari] I'd rather not ta—
[Cho] AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! **baaaammm**
[Yumi] Oh, you're back again Cho-san! *smiles*
[Cho] *whispers frantically* the fairies… the fairies…
[Kamatari] oh dear… hmmm… what does this button do? *pushes the big red button*
[Cho] AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
[Shishio] And bring back some pizza!
[Yumi] Well, Kama-baka, you were going to tell us how you died?
{Kamatari] Umm.. I… *sees Shishio looking at him then mumbles something under his breath*
[Yumi] What was that Kama-baka, I couldn't quite hear you… *big ear, leaning towards Kamtari*
[Kamatari] I SAID IWAMBOU SAT ON ME!
[Y, H, & S] …
[Cho] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! **BAM**
{{ we actually have nothing against Cho, but we had to have someone to [physically] bash and Houji just wasn't funny enough}}
[Yumi] *goes to push the button but Shishio stops her*
[Shishio] You didn't bring back any pizza... *pushes the button*
[Cho] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
[Houji] Good going, Shishio-sama!
[Yumi] *pout* I wanted to ask him about how he died…
[Shishio] Then push the button.
[Yumi] Oh, right! *pushes the button and Cho reappears*
[Cho] the fairies… the fairies…
[Yumi] Hey Cho-san, how did you die?
[Cho] the fairies… the fairies…
[Kamatari] *kick* idiot, we're asking you a question!
[Cho] … a-anou… nani?
[Yumi] How did YOU die?
[Cho] ah… Iwambu rolled over on me while I was trying to rescue Kamatari
[Shishio] Awwwww! How sweet, he cares!
[Cho] … could someone please help me up…
[Yumi] Sure thing Cho-san!
[Cho] oh no…
[Yumi] *pushes the button*
[Cho] AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *falls up this time*
[Kamatari] *looks around* ((the group is standing near a beautiful oak tree in a lovely green pasture. All around the field were people lazing in the shadows of random trees, playing in the glistening water of lake and just plain having fun.)) THIS is HELL?
[Shishio] Of course it is, we're here with him *jerks his thumb towards Houji*
[Houji] M-master Shishio? W-what could you mean by that?
[Yumi] Face it honey, you're old hat. Or shall I say, jacket?
[Kamatari] I want that jacket… Hey Houji, can I have that jacket?
[Houji] Of course not, this is a special jacket that Shishio-sama bought for me!
[Kama & Yumi] NANI?!
[Shishio] I did not have sexual relations with that man…
[Kamatari] Yeah, Shishio-sama would never be gay. That is, like, sooo gross!
[Yumi] Sure, you're one to talk, you scythe wielding crossdresser.
[Kamatari] *smile*
[Shishio] Say, Kamatari, do you still use that Scythe?
[Kamatari] Sure do, Shishio-sama!
[Shishio] Here, wear this *hands a pink t-shirt to Kamatari*
[Kamatari] *heart eyes* for me, Shishio-sama? EEEE!!! *happy sqeals insue as s/he runs to change*
[Cho] *hole opens up in ground and Cho flys up through it, then falls back onto the ground* Itaaaaiiii…
[Yumi] I'm sorry, did that hurt Cho-san?
[Cho] No, Yumi, I'm okay
[Yumi] Oh, well what about this? *pushes the button*
[Cho] *looks up just as a giant toothbrush falls on top of him* what the…. *the toothbrush seems to be examining him. A great feeling of doom suddenly settles on Cho*
[Yumi] Oh Cho-san… you might want to run, that one has a… thing… for brooms.
[Cho] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around with a giant toothbrush at his heel* PUSH THE BUTTON! JUST PUSH THE F***ING BUTTON!!
[Yumi] … well, if you insist… *pushes the button*
[Cho] *is buried under a tribe of giant toothbrushes*
[Houji] *sweatdrop* Don't you think we should help him out, Yumi-san?
[Yumi] Yeah, I think we should help him out, but I'm not gonna.
[Kamatari] I'M BAAACCCKKKK!!!
[Yumi] *glares* I thought we got rid of youuuu---… oh my.
[H & S] O.O
[Kamatari] It was a bit long on me, so I turned it into a dress! *smiles and poses for the camera. The shirt's sleeves have been taken off, s/he is wearing a padded bra and has a ribbon tied around his/her waist,. The end of the shirt almost reaches his shaved knees*
[Shishio] For the first time I think I'm about to cry…
[Yumi] :*pulls a video camera out of no where and focuses on Shishio's face*
[Houji] and suddenly this becomes a teen drama…
[Yumi] Shishio-sama, I think you need to loose a few pounds… *from behind the camera*
[Shishio] *doesn't seem to take any offence to it at all*
[Kamatari] Ah, Shishio, does my hair look okay?
[Shishio] Why does everyone think I'm FAAAaaaAAATTT?!?!?! *runs off crying*
[Yumi] *drops the recorder and runs after him* I'M SO SORRY SHISHIO-CHAAANNN!!!
{{ Yes, we realize that Shishio and "-chan" do not go together }}