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((Scene Two))
[N] Night has fallen over Hell and the five dead members of the Juppon Gatana are gathered around a campfire near their oak tree. Houji has a qiutar and Yumi and Kamatari are singing
[K & Y] Kunbaya, my lord, kunbaya….
[Shishio] Oh, you two don't have to dedicate a song to me!
[Kamatari] But we were—
[Yumi] *hangs on his left arm* of course we do, Shishio-sama. After all, if we don't appreciate your greatness, why should those who aren't as close to you appreciate it?
[Kamatari] --n't
[Houji] *sweatdrop*
[Cho] the fairies… the fairies…
[Yumi] Oh will you please SHUT UP?!
[Cho] The fair—
[Yumi] *pushes the button* **a brick falls out of the sky to hit cho, but stops a meter above his head, slides over to Kamatari and lands on him instead*
[Kamatari] X.X
[Shishio] Yumi! You killed Kamatari… again.
[Yumi] Well at least he died honorably this time.
[Cho] that's honorable?!
[Shishio] Well more honorably than dying by Iwambou *points at Cho and laughs* Wussy, wussy, wussy!
[Houji] Why is it, now that we're all dead, I'm the only adult of the group?
[Shishio] Oh it is on now!! You are gonna smell what Makoto's cookin!
[Houji] I smell what you're cookin' and it smells pretty nasty!
[Shishio] Houji you're so ugly you have black circles all over you're body from being touched by ten-foot poles!
[Houji] Well at least I don't get girls only because they have an addiction to BARBEQUE SAUCE!!
[Shishio] *stands up with Yumi and Kamatari, all looking exceptionally pissed* Them be fightin' words *puts on a sombraro*… Yumi… Press the button.
[Yumi] Gladly! *pushes the button*
**suddenly, Houji is hanging at eye-level from a branch of the oak tree**
[Houji] Why do I have this sudden feeling of doom? ((the fairies… the fairies….))
[Yumi] *steps into sight with a sombraro and poncho on, her eyes obscured by a bandage and a long stick in one hand and is singing* Obliterate, exterminate, 'cause lord Shishio told me so!
[Houji] *sighs with relief* ~It's only Yumi. We all know she can't hit worth beans~
[Yumi] *With some miracle Yumi actually hit him… oddly enough, she hits him in the groin* Genocide, Houji finally dies, and an order of homicide to go! *with each wack, no matter at what angle, she manages to hit the same spot*
[Houji] X.X
[Kamatari] Come on, Yumi! You hit like a GIRL!
[Yumi] Unlike some people here, I actually AM a girl!
[Kamatari] *ignoring her* Shishio-sama, why didn't you let me do this? I have AIM!
[Shishio] *sips some sake* exactly.
[Yumi] *manages to hit a different spot and breaks his arm* **crack** Hey, I think I got something!
[Cho] Just wait till you get to the cream filling ((referring to blood))
[Kamatari] Yeah, that's always my favorite part! ((Not referring to blood))
[Yumi] Will you stop distracting me!!! **CRACK** *blood falls from Houji's temple as he passes out*
[Cho] Aw man, you spoiled the fun!
[Yumi] Huh? What happened?
[Kamatari] You whore! You killed Houji!
[Yumi] But Kamatari didn't kill Houji, I did!
[Shishio] I smell barbaque… Hey! I am barbaque!
[Yumi] And that's why I love you, dear. *as she takes off the bandage*
[Cho] Too much information…
[Y, C, K, & S] …..
[Cho] I'm bored.
[Yumi] Okay! *pushes the button*
[Cho] Dear God! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!!!! *sinks to the ground, covering his eyes*
[Kamatari] Do I really want to know?
[Yumi] … I don't even know…
[Shishio] I know I don't want to know.
[Kamatari] *watches Cho* I'm confused…
[Yumi] You were BORN confused.
[Shishio] *after watching Cho shake with horror for a good three hours* I'm bored again.
[Yumi] I know, let's play Truth or Dare!
[Kamatari] Yeah, let's! {{This agreeing thing will not last….}}
[Shishio] But I don't want to be the only guy playing.
[Yumi] *dryly* You're not.
[Kamatari] I am neither a man nor woman.
[Shishio] Still, I don't want to be the only REAL man playing.
[Yumi] What about Cho?
[Shishio] I said a real man…
[Kamatari] What about Usui? Isn't he dead too?
[Yumi] Yeah, but he's no fun.
[Shishio] Still, I'd feel better about playing..
[Yumi] Well.. for the sake of your manliness, I suppose we should ask him… *pushes the button*
[Usui] W-what do you want?
[Kamatari] You're going to play a game with us!
[Usui] I'm not really into that sort of thing.
[Yumi] It meant an actually game, not that you hentai!
[Usui] How was I supposed to know with you around, Yumi?
[Shishio] Usui, you are going to play Truth or Dare with us, or I shall make sure that you are tormented for the rest of eternity
[Usui]… alright.
[Kamatari] That's it? No verbal bashing? No horribly twisted puns or male cat-fights or childish behavior?
[Usui] no. I just want to play.
[Yumi] … well… that was unexpected. **ba dum, ching** Hey, that wasn't a pun.
[Drum player] I know, I just felt like playing.
[Yumi] I knew something was going to happen.