((Scene Three))
[N] Now the five of them (Cho finally got over whatever it was) are sitting around the fire again. Houji's body is still swinging from the tree branch.
[Cho] Truth or Dare, Shishio!
[Shishio] Truth.
[Cho] How are babies made? *pleading eyes*
[Kamatari] … you're kidding, right?
[Cho] no.
[Shishio] Well, when a guy and a girl love each other very much they hot, unendin—
[Yumi] SHISHIO!
[Shishio] What?
[Yumi] This is only a pg-13 fanfic!
[Shishio] Oh! Well, the stork brings them.
[Cho] but Shishio, you killed the stork!
[Shishio] *dreamy look* It was the best stork sandwich I ever had….. Kamatari?
[Kamatari] Dare!
[Shishio] I dare you to kiss Yumi!
[Y & K] NANI?!
[Shishio] What's the matter Kamatari? Afraid of kissing a girl?
[Kamatari] No, afraid she'll like it too much
[Cho] Hey Yumi, where'd you get that shotgun from?
[Kamatari] *turns around and pulls a "Bugs Bunny" plus tongue on Yumi*
[S & C] eeeewwwww….
[Usui]… ?
[Kamatari] *lets go of Yumi* you're turn
[Yumi] *crying* I dare someone to get me a toooothbruuush!
[Shishio] Sorry, none of us have good hygiene here, try again!
[Yumi] Kamatari…
[Kamatari] … against my better judgement, I'm going to choose dare.
[Yumi] I dare you to kiss Usui!
[Kamatari] Damn you…
[Usui] *makes a kissy face and waggles his tongue suggestively*
[Kamatari] No way! Yumi, give me the button! *grabs the button and punches it. Cho promptly falls through the floor*
[Cho] Not again…. AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
[Yumi] poor Cho, I could almost feel sorry for him.
[Cho] AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! *bammmm*
[Yumi] *takes the control back and presses it* Almost.
[Cho] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
[Kamatari] We should do something about the hygiene problem though…
[Shishio] Well it's not that big of a deal anyway. We are dead, after all. Of course, some of us have worse hygiene than others. Usui, for example. He can't even tell the difference between a pot of oil and a pot of water! *begins to laugh manically and runs off*
[Usui] So HE'S the one who did that!!! *chases after him*
[Yumi] Geeze, I thought he figured that out months ago….
[Kamatari] *sweatdrop*
[Yumi] *takes Kamatari's sweatdrop and wacks him over the head with it* That's for kissing me like that, you **&&%*!
[Kamatari] Yumi, you shouldn't say **&&%* in this fanfic!
[Yumi] Shut up! I can say **&&%* if I want to!
[Cho] *somehow back without the usual announcement* hmm I wonder why they're saying random symbols put together?
[Shishio] *no we don't know where he came from either* I don't know but I want a stork sandwich. *pulls out a bow and arrow and shoots a flying stork*
[Cho] where'd you get that?
[Shishio] get what? *is holding a sandwich*
[Cho] Where'd you get THAT?
[Shishio] Get what? *the sandwich is now gone*
[Cho] Nevermind.
[Shisho] Hey kids, if you don't want to end up like Cho here buy ShiShiO's *holds up a cherrios box* the food that stays crunchie in: milk, water, windex, barbaque sauce, mustard, mayonnaise, kool-aid, brake fluid, Oil and stomach acid!
[Cho] Uhh… wouldn't that mess up your digestive track?
[Shishio] Yeah, but that's what makes it so darn nifty. Besides, who cares? We're all dead anyway!
[Cho] Good point.
[Yumi] hmm… this fic seems to be falling rather flat…
[Kamatari] For once I agree with you.
[Yumi] Actually we've been rather agreeable throughout the majority of this fanfic.
[Shishio] Okay! I'm changing our name! We're now the Four swords, one Scythe, two fists, four blades, Usui's little blade thing and a partridge in a pair tree!
[Y, U, &C] …
[Kamatari] … who is the partridge?
[Shishio] Nooo… what IS the partridge?
[Usui] Another form of stork, perhaps?
[Yumi] Wouldn't it be a Stork in a pear tree, then?
[Cho] but do storks eat pears?
[Shishio] How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
[Usui] *puts on a pair of glasses and takes out a scroll* 2,871 pieces of wood per year, to be precise.
[Yumi] Usui… why are you wearing glasses?
[Usui] they help me see
[Kamatari] But you don't have eyes!
[Usui] Oh. Yeah. They're my reading glasses.
[Kamatari] But you can't see!!!
[usui] Stop ruining my dreams!!! ::crys and runs off::
[Shishio] *sits down and thinks* His eyes were melted over…and tears were coming out of his eyes… that's not possible!
[Yumi] Shishio, honey, this is a fanfic. ANYTHING is possible.
[Shishio] Oh. **sing song voice** I married the smart one!
[Kamatari] You… you're MARRIED?!!?! ::runs off crying::
[Yumi] when did that happen?
[Shishio] Yumi. This is a fanfic anything can happen. *smirk*
[Usui] Yeah! We can pull anything out of anywhere {{stop thinking like that you perv…}} *pulls a rabbit out of his boot*
[Cho] *somehow standing on a mountain* And we can FLLLYYYY *jumps and falls* okay.. so we still can't fly. Good thing I'm already dead or I would have died!
[Yumi] Hmm… Kama-baka isn't back yet… Oh well! The less the merrier.
[Shishio] Well that's just great, now we need a new person for Truth or Dare…
[Houji] *wakes up* I want to play!!
[Shishio] …. Fine.