((Scene Four))
[N] Now all the players, save Kamatari, are back around the fire.
[Shishio] *looks at Yumi* Since Kamatari never did fulfill that dare; I suppose it's still your turn.
[Yumi] Houji!
[Houji] Truth.
[Yumi] Damn… uh… what is your one wish?
[Houji] I want to be a real member of Juppon Gatana…. *suddenly his nose begins to grow*
[Usui] That has got to be the sickest thing I have ever seen…
[Cho] … that's it, I quite. This too rude for me.
[Shishio] Houji. Truth or Dare?
[Houji] but, it's not your turn
[Shishio] And who's the leader of the Juppon Gatana?
[Houji]… you are.
[Shishio] and what does that mean?
[Houji] That you get special privliges…
[Shishio] Okay. Now that that's settled, choose dare.
[Houji] but—
[Yumi] You heard the man!!
[Houji] Dare.
[Yumi] *thinking* Finally! Houji gets what is coming to him!
[Cho] *thinking* I really don't like Houji…
[Usui] *thinking* doughnuuuuttt…
[Cho] *thinking* How rude
[Yumi] *thinking* you think everything is rude
[Usui] *thinking* Cheesseecaaakee..
[yumi] *thinking* huh? Kamatari?
[Cho] *thinking* and you call me rude.
[yumi] *thinking* Well you are!
[Shishio] *thinking* I am your father… *insert darth vader hyperventilating*
[Houji] … I wonder if I'm the only one who notices that they're not actually thinking.
[Yumi] *thinking* but what are you doing in my head?
[Shishio] *thinking* Use the force Yumi…
[Cho] *thinking* **flips through some scripts** uhhh, we're not to that fanfic yet…
[Shishio] *thinking* Well.. umm.. use the force anyway…
[Yumi] *thinking* right… but I'm serious. Since when did we all be come telepathic.
[C & S] *thinking* this is a fanfic. ANYTHING can happen!
[Usui] *thinking* Paancaaakeee..
[Shishio] **clears throat** Anyway… Houji, I dare you to dress up like a baby.
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[Houji] Okkayy… **undresses, much to the other's horror, and puts on a pink diaper, blue frilly bonnet and holds a rattle** goo goo, gaa, ga.
[Usui] My EYES! They're melting!
[Cho] They're already melted…
[Yumi] Isn't it a tragedy?
[N] Suddenly a stork… swoops down out of no where… and takes Houji away… what a tragedy.
[Shishio] Hmm… stork… *takes out a bow and arrow and shoots it*
[Yumi] Yay! Stork sandwiches for everyone!
[Shishio] No… stork sandwich for ME. And do you know WHY?
[Y, C, & U] because you're the leader.
[Shishio] Which means..?
[Y, C, & U] you get special privileges.
[Shishio] See. You learn.
[Cho] Who's turn is it?
[Yumi] Mine!
[Cho] How is your turn?
[Yumi] because I'm married to the one with special privileges! *sing/song voice* I'm married the smart one!
[Usui] Power. It always goes to their heads.
[Shishio] Usui, it's your turn.
[Yumi] But--!
[Shishio] You already had several turns.
[Yumi] Fiineee…
[Usui] Shishio.
[Shishio] Dare.
[Usui] I dare you to… **dooooooommmm** take over the world.
[Yumi] **suddenly the Pink and the Brain theme song begins to play** Augh! Shut that off! **the music stops**
[Shishio] I accept the challenge.
[Yumi] But Shishio-san, won't Kenshin stop you like he stops EVERYONE?
[Shishio] Yumi, news flash: I'm already DEAD. What's he going to do? Kill me. Don't forget, he only has one more season of life left, then he's on MY turf!
[Usui] but you have to take over before we can finish the game.
[Shishio] … that's right. To hell **snicker, snicker** with the third season! We'll just interrupt!
[Yumi] But Shishio—
[Shishio] It's okay, Yumi. It's a fanfic, anything can happen.
{{THE END}}
JO: It's over. **sniff** It's kinda like watching your baby grow up…
CB: We had a baby? Why was I never told this?
JO: Uhh, I think you missed the point. -.-;;
CB: But what would Saito-chan say?
JO: Cat-boy…
CB: I mean, ME cheating on Saito-CHAN?! I'm a baad Caattt Boooyy..
JO: righhtt…
CB: Wait, wait, I know what you're thinking! I'm not that way! Saito is really a girl! His name is Tina!!!
JO: I think you're scaring people…