Author's Notes:
Violingirl92: O_O "Shit you actually got reviews, where's da flames?"
DaWiofFaith: "Yay! People actually read and reviewed this! I thought I would just get only flames!
Bakura: "You really deserve to get it though."
Talia: *glomps him* "Oh don't worry Bakura, I'll make sure that meanie authoress wont bash ya with her tennis racket anymore!"
Bakura: X_X "Can't……breath."
Ryou: :'( "I thought she likes me!"
DaWiofFaith: "I think she likes both of ya."
THANK YOU LISTKami and Daegon ~*~ Thanks for the review, I'll probably do Phamtom of the opera later!
Dclick~*~ Thanks for the review! Actually those are my fav pairings to.
Kai(ba)s girl~*~ Thanks for the review! I've heard that Seto and Serenity gets together, thing is how is Joey gonna say about this. ^_^; I went to see Bakura's Hell and I think I've been scarred from the hentai pics.
Jellybob 15~*~ Thanks for the review! I like watching Southpark esp. the "Ladder to Heaven" one!
AnimeFoxGirl~*~ Thanks for the review! Actually I'm Half Catholic and Half Buddhist, my parents have both different religions.
Disclaimer:
DAWiofFaith: "I still don't own yugioh, Kazuki Takahashi does though"
Violingirl92: "ASK SANTA CLAUSE, ASK SANTA CLAUSE DAMMIT!
Talia: "HE DOESN'T EXIST! He's just and infigment of your imagingation!
DaWiofFaith: *sniffs* "He doesn't exist? WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
THE Nativity Play!!!! ACT TWO(Mokuba comes back again holding up a sign) ACT TWO!
(Note: I decide to let Yugi be something else since Baby Jesus just sits there. Ya know what I'll let him be the star of the show!)
(Tea runs to the center of the stage sorting out her clothes, she comes to the down center section of stage)
Angel Tea: "Joseph and Mary were married not long afterwards. At that time the ruler of the land, King Herod, decreed that every man in the country had to go to his hometown to be counted, and take his wife and family with him. Joseph's hometown was Bethlehem, because he was a descendent of King David. (From the Center left section of stage Joey brings on the donkey by his lead. The dressed as donkey Pegasus has a nametag or large ears so the audience know what he is). So Mary and Joseph set off with their donkey. By this time Mary was due to give birth very soon. (Pegasus gives Mai a piggyback ride)
Pegasus: "Oof! Mai-girl have you gain weight?"
Mai: "I'm pregnant dumbass."
(Ryou runs to where Tea is)
Angel Ryou: *says while running* "The journey to Bethlehem was long and tiring, especially for Mary. When they got to Bethle… OOF!"
(Ryou trips over the bottom part of his enormous wings and lands straight on his face, his halo tipped to the side. Tea sweatdrops and helps him up)
Angel Tea: "You ok?"
Angel Ryou: *Flying Change of Hearts surrounds his head* "I'm fine mommy look, teacher says every time a bell rings an angel trips his wings."
Angel Tea: "I didn't hear any bell?"
*Fire alarm bell rings*
DaWiofFaith: *From behind the curtains* "Don't worry! ITS FALSE ALARM!"
Angel Tea: -_-; "It's a bit too late for that." *water sprinklers sprinkles*
Malik: "ITS SNOWING!"
Yami: -_-; "No its not, now get back out of the set!" *Drags Malik out of the set*
Y. Malik: "Damn kids, they can't tell the differences anymore."
Angel Ryou: *Snaps back to reality and adjusts his halo* "Anyway they could not find anywhere to stay, because so many people had to be counted that all the inns were full. They finally reached to the last inn in town."
(Serenity comes in, background: the inn)
Serenity: "No sorry, we're full up."
Mai: *Touching her stomach which is bloated because of the pillow stuffing* "Haven't you got any rooms at all?"
Serenity: (Turning and walking away) "Not unless you want to sleep in the cowshed"
Joey: "Ok we'll take that then. It's better than sleeping in the streets."
Serenity: *Turning around* "Oh all right then, this way follow me."
Angel Tea: "So the innkeeper led them to a small stable at the back of the inn, gave them some blankets and went back to his inn. Later that night, Mary gave birth to a baby son, and she named him Jesus."
(Mary sits in the stable trying to give birth to baby Jesus. Joseph stands behind her. The donkey stands outside being bored eating hay)
Mai: "AHHHHHH!!! JOSEPH YOU BASTARD WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!"
Yugi: "Now that's acting!"
Angel Tea: -_-; "Er… yeah"
Angel Ryou: "In the meantime, I was sent to go and tell some shepherds about the new baby. The shepherds were looking after their sheep in the fields just out of town."
(The shepherds and the sheep come on. The donkey is still looking bored. Ryou jumps back onto the stage)
Angel Ryou: "Boo!" (He pauses. The shepherds stare blankly at him.) "Were you scared?"
Sheperd Malik: *sarcastic* "Yep terrified"
Angel Ryou: "Oh good. Do not be afraid, for I bring you good news. Tonight, in Bethlehem, a baby has been born who will be the saviour of the world and protector of the millennium items from the ass donkey Pegasus and my evil yami! You will find him in a stable, under a bright star! He will become the King of Games! GOOD BYE NOW WHOOOSH!!!!!!!
(Ryou comes back to the pulpit)
Shepherdess Isis: "…was that in the script?"
Shepherd Tristan: *shrugs* "I guess since the author is making this as she goes, why not him?"
Shepherd Malik: "Ok lets find the new baby"
Shepherd Tristan: "Hey, what are we going to do with the sheeps?"
Shepherdess Isis: "We could always leave them to lil Bo-Peep."
Shepherd Tristan: "We can't cus lil Bo-Peep had lost her sheeps cuz she was so lazy so she fell asleep so that's how lil Bo Peep losted her sheeps so we can't leave them to lil Bo-Peep so we shall not and I don't care what you say cuz leaving our sheeps to her we shall surely pay."
Malik and Isis: ……
Shepherd Tristan: ^_^ "I got a knack for poetry, even more so in geometry!"
Shepherdess Isis: "Well as he was saying, what are we going to do witht the sheeps?"
Shepherd Malik: "I don't know, we better take them with us then."
Shepherdess Isis: "What all four hundred and seventy two and a half of them?"
Sheperd Tristan: "And a half? Are you sure you counted them right? If not then we must get glasses for your sight."
Angel Tea: "So the shepherds set off to Bethlehem, with their 472.5 sheep. It didn't take them long to find the baby because there was a bright star above the stable, showing them the way."
(The star comes on. The donkey Pegasus looks even more bored. The shepherds go over to the stable and sit round it with their sheep. The donkey Pegasus starts fiddling with a cable [which the band are bound to have left lying about from the Battle of the Bands] on the floor)
Angel Ryou: "A long way away, in the east, some astronomers saw the star too, and wondered what it was."
(The wise men enter and stand in the main aisle, just in front of the cardboard-made church)
Wiseman Y. Bakura: "WHAT THE HELL, I'M A WISEMEN?"
Wiseman Seto: "It's wiseman Bakura, wi-se-man not wisemen! AND HELL WHY IS IT COLD!"
Wiseman Y. Bakura: "I think its because your fly is opened you not-so-wise man!"
Wiseman Seto: "Oh fuck it! How is my fly opened if I'm not wearing any pants except this robe thingy!" *Wears a trenchcoat*
Wiseman Y. Malik: "OH SHUT UP! YOU THINK I LIKE THIS IDEA?"
DaWIofFaith: "Now listen you too, you people are the wisemen and you're supposed to be WISE!"
Not-so-Wise-man Y. Malik: "Wise? WISE!? I'LL GIVE YA WISE! *Bends down and pulls down his robe thingy mooning everyone."
Yami: "It's a full moon tonight"
DaWiofFaith: "PUT THAT AWAY Y. MALIK I WAS GONNA MAKE THIS A PG NOT A PG-13!"
Wiseman Seto: "Isn't it already pg-13 for Violingirl92's and Talia's use of language from the beginning?"
DaWiofFaith: "Oh yeah"
Angel Ryou: *Sweatdrops* "Anyway as I said before: A long way away, in the east, some astronomers saw the star too, and wondered what it was."
(Yugi: Because He doesn't say or do anything as baby Jesus, he also is the 'Star' of the show though he doesn't say anything as well, but his hair reminds me of a star some reason ^_^)
Star Yugi: (In a star costume, Holds up a sign: THIS WAY!)
Yami: "Where am I in this?"
Isis: "You're in later in this show."
Wiseman Seto: "Hey look a star!"
Star Yugi: (Holds up an another sign: FOLLOW ME!)
Wiseman Bakura: "I think it wants us to follow it."
Star Yugi: (Holds up an another sign: WELL DONE SHERLOCK!)
Wiseman Y. Malik: "Well, we haven't got anything better to do. Come on, let's go."
Star Yugi: (Holds up: GOOD IDEA!)
(The wise men go up onto the stage and follow the star towards the stable)
Wiseman Bakura: "I'm tired"
Star Yugi: (Holds up: ALREADY?)
Wiseman Bakura: "Can we stop and rest for a moment?"
Star Yugi: (Holds up: NO!)
Wiseman Y. Malik: "That's a good idea"
Star Yugi: (Holds up: NO IT ISN'T YOU SHITHEAD!)
Wiseman Seto: "Here's a good place to stop"
(They all sit down looking bored)
Star Yugi: (Holds up: GET UP!)
Then
Star Yugi: (Holds up: I HAVEN'T GOT ALL NIGHT YA KNOW!)
Then
Star Yugi: (Holds up: HEY YOU!)
Then
Star Yugi: (Holds up: WITH THE TRENCH COAT!)
(Wiseman Seto looks up)
Wiseman Seto: "Hey I think we should keep following the star"
Star Yugi: (Holds up: WHERE'D YOU GET THAT IDEA FROM?)
Wiseman Bakura: "But I wanna go to sleep!"
Star Yugi: (Holds up: YOU THINK I CARE?)
Wiseman Y. Malik: "No, we better get going, come on."
Star Yugi: (Holds up: FINALLY!)
Angel Tea: "So the wise men followed the star all the way to Bethlehem, where they found the baby Jesus and gave him gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh. Then they returned home and told everyone they met about the baby who would be king of all Israel."
Angel Ryou: "Unfortunately King Herod heard about this and he was not a happy funny bunny…literally Yami isn't a cheering eggnog as well."
(Yami as King Herod comes in sulking)
Yami: "I'm going to be the only king round here! I decree that all baby boys in the land should be killed! Killed!"
Angel Tea: "When Mary and Joseph heard about the decree, they had to flee to Egypt, where they hid for two years."
(Mai, Joey and the donkey go off with a plastic baby doll in a diaper. Baby doll's head pops off!)
Mai: *Holding a decapitated doll* "Oh dear"
Joey: "Great you killed our savior."
Mai: "CAN IT JOEY WHEELER!"
Angel Tea: "At last Herod died."
(Ryou jumps to the stage Yami's in)
Angel Ryou: "BOOO!"
(Yami clutches his heart from the heart attack (Since he's a 5,000 year old pharaoh) and pretends to die and is carried off)
Angel Ryou: *sweatdrops* "And they could safely return to Nazareth with Jesus."
Angel Ryou: "That's not the end of the story - its only the beginning. But Angel Tea and me aren't in the rest of it, so we thought you wouldn't find the rest of the story very interesting."
(Mokuba comes in and is drumming. All members of the cast comes in)
Angel Ryou and Tea: "WE HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!"
(everyone singing)
Away in a manger, no crib for his bed
The little Lord Jesus laid down his Sweet head.
The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay,
The little Lord Jesus asleep on the hay.
The cattle are lowing, the baby awakes
But little Lord Jesus no crying he makes.
I love thee, Lord Jesus!
Look down from the sky,
And stay by my side until morning is nigh.
Be near me, Lord Jesus; I ask thee to stay
Close by me forever, and love me, I pray.
Bless all the dear children in thy tender care,
And fit us for heaven, to live with thee there!
DaWiofFaith: "That's interesting!"
Yami: "Are you kidding, its horrible! YoU MADE RYOU SCARE THE SHIT OUTA ME!"
DaWiofFaith: "But it fits ya well!"
Yami: *pouts* "I 'WAS' HAVING A HEART ATTACK! DANG KIDS THEY NEVER RESPECT THEIR ELDERS!!!!!!"
DaWiofFaith: "I respect mine does that count?"
Tea: "Can we leave now?"
DaWiofFaith: "WAIT THERE ARE MORE PLAYS TO COME!!! So… no."
Ryou: *Being glomped by Talia* …………………
Talia: "I love you ^_^
Ryou *sweatdrop* -_-;;;;;;;;
DaWiofFaith: "Please review if you like, flame if you want as well cus I want a make some popcorn! And for some heat in this friggin place"
ViolinGirl92: *shivers* "s-s-sh-sh-sh-shi- shit, its so fr friggin cold here I could use my own boogers as chopsticks."
The Next Play Choices: (I need a survey if I want to know whats the next play I'll do)
Romeo and Juliet- Tell me the pairing
Phantom of the Opera- Tell me the pairing, though I'll probably do a Seto&Serentiy pairing. Actually I'll do any pairing as long as it isn't Yaoi. I'm sorry yaoi fans!
Others: Fiddler on the Roof, maybe some Disney classics, some mythological tales like Cupid and Pscyth or Odessy, some movies like Austin Powers, Borne Identity, etc…,
DaWofFaith: "Or maybe some other stuffs based on religion like Moses."
Yami: "NOOOO I REFUESE TO LET THE AUTHOR DO THAT!!!"
Mai: "How can you do these plays anyway?"
Malik: "What's a Fiddler on the Roof?"
DaWiofFaith: "he……he, I hacked to get the scripts on the internet."