DaWiofFaith: "Yay! 16 reviews! YOU LIKE ME! YOU REALLY REALLY LIKE ME!"

ViolinGirl92: *mumbles* "Only out of respect, plus flame."

DaWiofFaith: "If I knew people like this I would've made this long ago!"

Talia: "Geez just give it a break! I think you worn out the casts."

DaWiofFaith: "NO! THE SHOW MUST GO ON!"

Disclaimer:

            I still never owned Yu-gi-oh and I don't own the scripts or the creation of it.

Thank You List!

Angel~*~ Thanks for the review! I'll do various pairings but don't worry I'm doing a Y/T soon!

Y SunFire~*~ Thanks for the review! That would be interesting doing Lion King, I'll try that!

Denise~*~ Thanks for the review! Seto/Serenity for Romeo and Juliet coming right up!

SparkyKnight~*~ Thanks for the review! Sorry can't do that for Romeo and Juliet but I'll do the Cupid and Psyche!

Dclick~*~ Thanks for the review! Sorry about Talia, she's very obsessed with Ryou!

Yami Anzu~*~ Thanks for the review! Isis/Tristan…never heard of that before! Harry Potter and Aladdin got it!

Star Cosmos~*~ Thanks for the review! I'm glad that you enjoyed reading this ^_^ Sorry I'm not doin Tea and Yugi for Romeo and Juliet, But later I will have that pairing!

DaWiofFaith: "Recently I received my first flame and I have just one thing to say to you flamer. THANK YOU! ^_^ It was my first flame ever! Now I can use it to make popcorn!

ViolinGIrl92: "^_^ I love popcorn."

Romeo and Juliet! Oh Adonai help me!

DaWiofFaith: "I FINALLY GOT THE NEXT PLAY!"

Yugi: "Who's the next pairing."

DaWiofFaith: "Talia would you do the honor for me?"

Talia: "The next pairing is…………*drum rolls*………SETO/SERENITY!"

Seto: O_O "What?"

Serenity: *Blushes*

Mokuba: "Big Brother, Am I going to be an uncle?"

Joey: "WHAT! HOW DARE YOU MAKE KAIBA PAIRED UP WITH MY OWN SISTER! THAT'S IT! YOU CAN MAKE ME PAIRED UP WITH MAI, YOU CAN CHAIN ME TO BED WITH HER FOR ALL I CARE BUT YOU CANNOT PAIR MY SISTER WITH THAT SELF-CENTERED BASTARD!!!!!"

(Joey is restrained by Bakura and Malik from trying to beat up the author)

Joey: "LET ME AT HER, LET ME AT HER!"

DaWiofFaith: ^_^ "Lighten up Joey, besides in the series I think Seto and Serenity are suppose to Hook up!" (I THINK)

Seto: -_-; "Your pushing it…

ViolinGirl92: ^_^ "I think you two would make interesting brother-in-laws!"

Cast and The Characters!

Romeo= Seto

Montague= Tristan

Lady Montague= Isis

Benvolio= Ryou

Mercutio= Malik

Priestess Laura= Mai (Let's just make the Friar Laurence a girl ok?)

Juliet= Serenity

Capulet= Yugi

Lady Capulet= Tea

Nurse= Bakura

Tybalt= Joey

The Prince= Yami

Paris= Pegagsus

Servant Sampson= Shadi

Servant Gregory= Y. Malik

Servant Abraham= ViolinGirl92

Servant Balthasar= DaWiofFaith

Narrorator or what not= Talia

ViolinGirl92: *Wearing male servant clothing* -_-; "Why did you make us involved in this play"

DaWiofFaith: "We didn't have enough people to play in the part!"

Talia: *Wears chorus clothing* "You added Shadi??"

DaWiofFaith: ^_^ "I felt he was lonely and bored not doing anything from the last play!"

Malik:*mumbles* "He was watching Girls Gone Wild Snoop Doggy style, what's not to feel bored about?"

*BA-KONK*

Malik: *on the ground unconious from the fallen Millenium Toilet of DOOM* "X_X Owieee."

DaWiofFaith: "^_^ That's my millennium item!"

Seto: "Wasn't there suppose to be another character?"

Tea: "Like what?"

Seto: *Reads the script* "There's someone who's suppose to be Rosaline, you know the girl Romeo likes but gets heartbroken by her?"

Malik:*recovering from the fall of the millennium toilet* "Hmmm since we don't have any girls, we could always make Pegasus be her!"

Seto: "HELL NO!"

Pegasus: *slurs to him from drinking wine* "Come on…hic…lets…hic… get into character…hic!"

Seto: "NOOOOOO! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU SHEMALE HEFEMALE OR WHATEVER YOU ARE, YOU FRUIT!"

Isis: "I thought he was a vegetable?"

Mai: "I thought people like him was called a fruitcup?"

DaWiofFaith: "OK OK NO TIME FOR ANY BREAKS! THIS STORY IS ABOUT FIVE ACTS LONG AND I WANT TO KEEP IT SHORT AND SWEET FOR AT LEAST TWO CHAPTERS! Places people!"

ACT ONE! …or a part of it

(Prologue- Talia comes up on the stage and wears chorus clothes to sing)

Talia: "Ok lets get this over with *Inhales and exhales deeply* Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene."

Yami: "WE don't live in Verona! WE LIVE IN JAPAN! JAPAN!"

Mai: "Yami! WE are acting! AC-TI-NG! We're pretending to be in Verona!"

Yami: "Fine…but how come I don't have a lot of lines?"

DaWiofFaith: ^_^ "Don't worry Yami I'm making another play with you and Tea together!"

Tea: *Blushes*

Yami: *Blushes*

Yugi: :( "What about me?"

DaWiofFaith: "If you think about it Yugi, you and Yami are practically the same person."

Yugi: "I guess so…"

DaWiofFaith: "What? You want me to make Tea have a yami of her own? Anyways Talia please continue!"

Talia: "From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. You have a problem with that Pharaoh Fern Head?"(It sounds so familiar somewhere)

Yami: *clutching his hands* "For the last time…STOP CALLING ME PHAROAH FERN HEAD! MY HEAD DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A FERN!"

Talia: "From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; Whole misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their death bury their parents' strife. The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love, And the continuance of their parents' rage, Which, but their children's end, naught could remove, Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend!"

Malik: "What the hell does that mean?"

Seto: "It means: The story occurs in Verona Italy where two families who are both equal in wealth, status, etc… where the family grudges from both of them are bursts into fights, etc… terrorizing the villagers. But from the sexual reproduction of both of these foes the Capulets and the Montagues, two lovers from both sides commit suicide, star-crossed means it was bounded by the signs of heaven in ancient days people take astrology very seriously. Because of their death it created a peaceful truce or whatnot between both of the families since they are the only living descendent of theirs. And the last three sentences means that in two hours or minutes of the show in those with who are listening or reading to this show what was missing and we shall act to cover up those what we have missed."

Malik: O_O

DaWiofFaith: "Seriously readers this was how my English teacher taught me."

(Scene one- Verona a public place Enter SAMPSON Shadi and GREGORY Y. Malik, of the house of Capulet, armed with swords and bucklers)  

Sampson Shadi: *in goofy Arabic accent* "Gregory, o' my word, we'll not carry coals."

Gregory Y.Malik: "What the fuck?"

Sampson Shadi: "I said 'Gregory, o' word, we'll not carry coals'."

Gregory Y.Malik: "What in the name of Osirus are you talking about? We're not supposed to be carrying any coals!"

Sampson Shadi: "Y.MALIK DAMMIT JUST SAY YOUR FRICKING LINES!"

Gregory Y. Malik: "What's with your abrabic accent? We're suppose to be Italian like or was it British like?"

Mario(From the game): "Here we go!!!!!!! Mamamia!!!"

Jigglypuff: "Jiggly puff puff!"

ViolinGIrl92: "I call upon the millennium Toilet of DOOM!"

(Toilet falls from the celestial sky and hands on Mario and the cream puff!)

Y. Malik and Shadi: …………

DaWiofFaith: "Er… it never happened ok?" *Drags Mario and the cream puff out of the set*

Gregory Y. Malik: "But what about the…"

Isis: "Y.Malik shut up and say your lines!"

Y. Malik: …

Isis: "well? SAY IT!"

Gregory Y. Malik: "You said for me to shut up?"

Isis: *Pulls hair* "THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" *Stomps away*

Ryou: "Uh Malik can you get your sister back here?"

Malik: "ISIS COME BACK!" *Runs to get his sis*

Talia: "Just continue please."

Gregory Y. Malik: "Err…um what's my line…err No, for then we shall be coilers."

Sampson Shadi: "I mean, an we be in choler, we'll draw!"

Gregory Y. Malik: "Ay, while you live, draw your neck out o' the collar

Sampson Shadi: "I strike quickly, being moved."

Gregory Y. Malik: "But thou art not quickly moved to strike."

Sampson Shadi: "A dog of the house of Montague moves me."

Gregory Y.Malik: "To move is to stir; and to be valiant is to stand: therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn'st away."

Sampson Shadi: "A dog of that house shall move me to stand: I will take the wall of any man or maid of Montague's."

Gregory Y. Malik: "That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes
to the wall."

Sampson Shadi: "True; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall: therefore I will push Montague's men from the wall, and thrust his maids to the wall."

Gregory Y. Malik: "The quarrel is between our masters and us their men."

Sampson Shadi: …

Gregory Y. Malik: …

Sampson Shadi: "This is stupid."

Gregory Y. Malik: "You can say that again."

Sampson Shadi: "This is stupid."

Gregory Y. Malik: "I didn't mean that."

DaWiofFaith: "Ok then lets skip it to where you guys meet the servants of the Montagues."

Gregory Y. Malik: *Looks through the script* "Uh… here! I will frown as I pass by, and let them Montagues take it as they list."

Sampson Shadi: "Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them; which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it"

DaWiofFaith: "In case you readers don't understand, 'bite my thumb' means as in pointing the middle finger."

(Enter Balthasar DaWiofFaith and Abraham ViolinGirl92)

Abraham ViolinGirl92: "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?"

Sampson Shadi: "I do bite my thumb!"

Abraham ViolinGirl92: "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir? Thou purpled cankerblossom…stupid, Arabic, dirt-worm………… thingy."

Sampson Shadi: [Aside to GREGORY] "Is the law of our side, if I say ay?"

Gregory Y.Malik: "No"

Sampson Shadi: "No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I
bite my thumb, sir."

Gregory Malik: "Do you quarrel sir?"

Abraham ViolinGirl92: "Quarrel sir? No sir!"

Gregory Malik: "If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you."

Abraham ViolinGirl92: "Oh this is sooo stupid! Let's just fight already!"

Gregory Y. Malik: "Ah screw the script this is much better!"

Abraham ViolinGirl92: "DRAW YOUR SWORDS!"

Gregory Y. Malik: "Um… I don't have one."

ViolinGirl92: "FIGHT ME ANYWAYS YOU BASTARD!"

*Both ViolinGirl92 and Y. Malik 'fight' *

(Enter Benvolio Ryou)

Benvolio Ryou: "Part fools! Put up your swords, you do not know what to do!"

(Tybalt Joey) 

Tybalt Joey: "What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds? Turn thee, Benvolio, look upon thy death!"

Benvolio Ryou: "I do but keep the peace: put up thy sword, Or manage it to part these men with me!"

Tybalt Joey: "What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee: Have at thee, coward!"

(They both fight! Citizens come outside, both households come out)

Someone whose a Citizen: "Clubs, bills, and partisans! strike! beat them down! Down with the Capulets! down with the Montagues."

Capulet Yugi: "What noise is this? Give me my long sword…… ho!?"

Lady Capulet Tea: "WHAT THE HELL?! YOU'RE CALLING ME A WHORE!"

Capulet Yugi: *Cringes* "Err…um…It said so in the script."

Lady Capulet Tea: "Oh…ok. Um, a crutch, a crutch. Why call you for a sword? What is a crutch anyway?"

Capulet Yugi: *shrugs* "My sword I say! Old Montague has come and flourishes his blade in spite of me!"

(Enter Montague Tristen and Lady Montague Isis)

Montague Tristan: "Thou villain Capulet! Damn women LET ME GO! Hold me not…not hold me…not…ah shit."

Seto: *backstage* "It's WOMAN! WOMAN! NOT WOMEN!!!"

Montague Tristan: "Oh Dammit."

Lady Montague Isis: "Ok go"

Montague Tristan: *sweatdrop* "Err… your supposed to restrain me…that is the part of the act see?"

Lady Montague Isis: "Bite me."

Montague Tristan: "No thank you I plee."

Lady Montague Isis: "TRISTAN QUIT RHYMING! *coughs* Thou shalt not stir a foot to seek a foe."

(Prince Yami comes in)

Prince Yami: "Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace, Profaners of this neighbour-stained steel,-- Will they not hear? What! you men, you beasts, That quench the fire of your pernicious rage With purple fountains issuing from your veins, On pain of torture, from those bloody hands Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground, And hear the sentence of your moved prince. Three civil brawls, bred of an airy word, By thee, old Capulet, and Montague, Have thrice disturb'd the quiet of our streets, And made Verona's ancient citizens Cast by their grave beseeming ornaments, To wield old partisans, in hands as old, Canker'd with peace, to part your canker'd hate: If ever you disturb our streets again, Your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace. For this time, all the rest depart away: You Capulet; shall go along with me: And, Montague, come you this afternoon, To know our further pleasure in this case, To old Free-town, our common judgment-pla…………………a dammit just quit fighting or I swear I shall tear you into flesh and feed ya to the animals!"

(Prince Yami walks out)

Montague Tristan: "Who set this ancient quarrel new abroach? Speak, nephew, were you by when it began?"

Benvolio Ryou: "Here were the servants of your adversary, And yours, close fighting ere I did approach: I drew to part them: in the instant came The fiery Tybalt, with his sword prepared, Which, as he breathed defiance to my ears, He swung about his head and cut the winds, Who nothing hurt withal hiss'd him in scorn: While we were interchanging thrusts and blows, Came more and more and fought on part and part, Till the prince came, who parted either part."

Lady Montague Isis: "Uh sure…anyway where is Romeo? Saw you-him to day? Right glad I am he was not at the fray. OH DAMMIT NOW LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DON'E TRISTAN! I'VE CAUGHT THE RHYMES!"

Benvolio Ryou: "This is so stupid! I KNOW I AM BRITSIH AND ALL BUT FOR GOD SAKE I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT! STIRSPEARS I MEAN SHAKESPEAR  ER MILKSHAKE WHATEVER HIS NAME IS IS FRIGGIN DEAD!"

Tristan and Isis: …

Benvolio Ryou: ^_^ "I feel better now! Anyway Madam, an hour before the worshipp'd sun Peer'd forth the golden window of the east, A troubled mind drave me to walk abroad; Where, underneath the grove of sycamore That westward rooteth from the city's side, So early walking did I see your son: Towards him I made, but he was ware of me And stole into the covert of the wood: I, measuring his affections by my own, That most are busied when they're most alone, Pursued my humour not pursuing his, And gladly shunn'd who gladly fled from me."

Montague Tristan: "Many a morning hath he there been seen, With tears augmenting the fresh morning dew. Adding to clouds more clouds with his deep sighs; But all so soon as the all-cheering sun Should in the furthest east begin to draw The shady curtains from Aurora's bed, Away from the light steals home my heavy son, And private in his chamber pens himself, Shuts up his windows, locks far daylight out And makes himself an artificial night: Black and portentous must this humour prove, Unless good counsel may the cause remove."

Benvolio Ryou: "My noble uncle, do you know the cause?"

Montague Tristan: "I neither know it nor can learn of him."

(Seto comes in as Romeo and is in lost in thought)

Benvolio Ryou: "See, where he comes: so please you, step aside;
I'll know his grievance, or be much denied."

Montague Tristan: "I would thou wert so happy by thy stay,
To hear true shrift. Come, madam, let's away."

(Tristan and Isis leaves)

Benvolio Ryou: "Good-marrow cousin!"

Romeo Seto: "Is the day so younge?"

Benvolio Ryou: "Why its but new struck nine."

Romeo Seto: "Ay me! sad hours seem long. Was that my father that went hence so fast?"

Benvolio Ryou: "It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?"

Romeo Seto: "Not having that, which, having, makes them short."

Benvolio Ryou: "Love?"

Romeo Seto: "Out"

Bevolio Ryou: "Out of Love?"

Romeo Seto: "Out of her favour, where I am in love. Alas, that love, whose view is muffled still, Should, without eyes, see pathways to his will! Where shall we dine? O me! What fray was here? Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all. Here's much to do with hate, but more with love. Why, then, O brawling love! O loving hate! O any thing, of nothing first create! O heavy lightness! serious vanity! Mis-shapen chaos of well-seeming forms! Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health! Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is! This love feel I, that feel no love in this. Dost thou not laugh?"

Benvolio Ryou: "No, coz, I rather weep."

Romeo Seto: "Good heart, at what?"

Bevnolio Ryou: "At thy good heart's oppression."

Romeo Seto: "Why, such is love's transgression. Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast, Which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest With more of thine: this love that thou hast shown Doth add more grief to too much of mine own. Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs; Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes; Being vex'd a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears: What is it else? a madness most discreet, A choking gall and a preserving sweet. Farewell, my coz, Your pity for me burdens more to my grief."

Benvolio Ryou: "Soft! I will go along; An if you leave me so, you do me wrong."

Romeo Seto: "Tut, I have lost myself; I am not here; This is not Romeo, he's some oth…"

(Yami comes out of nowhere)

Yami: "King TUT! Where's King Tut? *looks around* That stupid son of a bitch! Being a famous Pharaoh and not me will ya?!"

DaWiofFaith: "Yami! Get out of the set! There isn't no friggin cursed mummy here!"

Benvolio Ryou: "This woman you have speak, Be ruled by me, forget to think of her!"

Romeo Seto: "O, teach me how I should forget to think"

Benvolio Ryou: "By giving liberty unto thine eyes; Examine other beauties. Look at other women and compare the beauty of theirs to whom had brokened your heart."

Romeo Seto: "'Tis the way To call hers exquisite, in question more: These happy masks that kiss fair ladies' brows Being black put us in mind they hide the fair; He that is strucken blind cannot forget The precious treasure of his eyesight lost: Show me a mistress that is passing fair, What doth her beauty serve, but as a note Where I may read who pass'd that passing fair? Farewell: thou canst not teach me to forget……"

Mercutio Malik: *mumbles* "Prima Donna."

Romeo Seto: *very pissed off* "What did you just say?"

Malik: "Oh nothing, just that you're taking the role too seriously and all like a prima donna."

Seto: "THAT'S IT!" *Jumps on Malik and both are street fighting*

Yami: "GO MALIK BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA HIM!"

Bakura: "Twenty bucks says Seto creams him."

Yugi: "Make that fifty and I'm in!"

Shadi: "HELL YEAH! WE FINALLY GOT SOME REAL ACTION!"

Everyone except him, seto and malik:…

Shadi: "What?"

Mai: "We never knew yee."

Tea: *whispers to Isis* "We never did know that he was so interested with porn as well."

Shadi: "What? It wasn't mine! IT WAS RYOU'S!"

Everyone *Even Malik and Seto stopped*: "RYOU!?"

Ryou: *Was reading a playboy magazine and hides it behind his back* "What are you talking about? I don't have anything."

Serenity: "Sure…"

(Ryou accidently drops his porn subscribes and such)

Isis: "That's just sick Ryou, we expect you to be a bit more mature than these perverts."

Joey: "Hey hey HEY! These things are the keys to our survival for us MEN! Especially to us male virgins!"

Tristan: "You tell them Joey!"

Y. Malik: "Speak for yourselves."

(AND IT ENDS HERE! OF SCENE ONE)

DaWiofFaith: -_-; "One scene done, only 24 more scenes to go…"

Talia: "You better make that three to four chapters with these insane people working for you."

ViolinGirl92: "Not including us."

DaWiofFaith: "Hey it's not like its gonna be what 17 chapters?"

Mai: "Like hell it better not!"

DaWiofFaith: "It's not my fault that the script is that long!" 

THE NEXT PLAY CHOICES…THOUGH NOT COMING FOR A LONG WHILE!

Cupid And Psyche- Maybe Yami & Tea

Phantom of the Opera

Lion King- I have no idea how this will be made.

Robin Hood- Men in Tights! (Er… maybe not that one unless you guys want it)

Space Ball!- Err maybe not that one either unless its suitable for you guys 

Pretty Woman?

Blair Witch?

Six Sense?

Harry Potter- I think someone did that already

Lord of the rings? –nope I think someone did that

Shakespear in love- Uh…depends on you guys.

Others- again you must tell me any play ideas

Yami: "Now… RELEASE THE METEOR!"

Tea: "RELEASE THE METEOR!"

(Joey lets go the meteor)

Yami:*gets hit in the balls* "OOF!"

(Yami cringes on the floor)

Seto: *looks down at him* "More of that and you'll be losing your biological gift."

Yugi: -_-; "We're not doin Austin Powers."

Yami: "Quiet mini me."

Malik: "Wait you're saying that you're my father for all these years and you never told me? I hate you!"

Bakura: "I'm sorry but because of the whole endanger species thing, we cannot get the man eating sharks with *does the fingers* laser beams."

Pegasus: "Lets go to my room and Shag baby!"

Mai: "Because Alotta Fagina and Ivonna Humpalot could not succeed in defeating you mister Powers, I was hired. The names Anita Dick!"

DaWiofFaith: "Shit who wrote this!"

ViolinGirl92: *whistles as she hides the laptop*

DaWIofFaith: "VIOLINGIRL92! WHAT DID I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO!"