Scripts,Plays,Casts Oh My!

by Darkwings of Faith

The Yu-gi-oh gang are forced to do various plays against their own will, some insanity ensues. There will be various pairings like Y/T, M/J etc.. vote for your fa ATTENTION CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! THE YAMIS ARE SINGIN OSAMA GOT RAN OVER BY A REINDEER

4. The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet Part Two

Author's Notes:

            DaWiofFaith: "Cool! A total of 24 reviews! Oh my god I'm gonna cry…"

            ViolinGirl92: "My god she's gonna lose it."

            DaWiofFaith: "I'm… not… going… to… cry… I'm… not… going… to… cry…"
            Talia: "God your so sensitive."

            DaWiofFaith: "WHAAAAAAA!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH REVIEWERS! THANKS FOR THE PLAY IDEAS AS WELL!"

Disclaimer:

            I don't own yu-gi-oh, but ViolinGIrl92 probably own the millennium toilet of D.O.O.M.!

Thank you List! (I cant get enough of thanking ^_^)

Shadow Vixen ~*~ Thanks for the review! Hmmm… Good Idea, I'll think pairing Seto/Isis but please tell me what play so I can tally it up.

Anonymous reviewer ~*~ Thanks for the review! I never heard of Hamlet but I'll do it!

SomeIdiot ~*~ Thanks for the review! Cool! I'll do Robin: Men in Tights

Shadow Phoenix ~*~ Thanks for the review! ^_^ I didn't know any people would like my story that much!

Dclick ~*~ Thanks for the review! Yeah that was my favorite part of my story, you don't really see Ryou like that. I gave him a new perspective ^_^

Joey's Girl ~*~ Thanks for the review! I'm not a great author but thank you for liking my fic. Thanks for the complement, Cheeto Frito is one of my favorite authors.

SparkyKnight ~*~ Thanks for the review! Tea having a Yami of her own was just a saying but I guess I could let her have one of her own if the other reviewers like it. Don't worry my friend! I'll do Tea/Yugi or yami in Cupid and Psyche! Lion King, I suppose I'll have paint and such even if those things do scar me ever since childhood (Don't ask why) But that Mulan Idea is great! Though I need to check what is Spirited Away. I'm thinking of doing Robin Hood Men in Tights since its my fav besides Three Days. Harry Potter would be interesting and Yugi can be Harry!

Romeo and Juliet! Oh GOD I ask you again… please help me!

Talia: "This is stupid, don't you think we should stop with the play?"

DaWiofFaith: *shrugs* "I don't know, I guess I'll stop playing when people gets sick of this shit."

ViolinGIrl92: *mumbles* "You mean they haven't yet you azn freak?"

DaWiofFiath: "Your asian too! MY dear 'sister'!"

ViolinGIrl92: "OH yeah."

Talia: "Ok you know I think we should not do the moses thing. IF the Yamis hear about 'religion' their going to have a fit talking about Ra, Anubis, Nut, Thoth or Hathor existing and all that stuff."

DaWiofFaith: "Uh huh."

Malik: "Geez, when are we going to continue?"

Serenity: "When am I going to be in here?"

DaWiofFiath: "Soon…in fact, right now!"

ACT ONE OR TWO COMBINE DUE TO EXTENSIVE SCRIPT AND LESS TIME TO Perform!

(Enter Capulet Yugi, Paris Pegasus, and a random servant in the main hallway of the house of Capulet.)

Capulet Yugi: "But Montague is bound as well as I, In penalty alike; and 'tis not hard, I think, For men so old as we to keep the peace."

Paris Peggy: "Of… hic… honorable… hic… reckoning… hic… are… hic… you… hic… both hic… Yugi-boy; And pity 'tis you… hic… lived at odds so… hic… long… HIC!"

DaWiofFaith: "Damn You Pegasus! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT NOT DRINKING BEFORE THE PLAY STARTED!??!"

Paris Peggy: "How… hic… can I… hic resist?"

DaWiofFiath: *slaps herself in the face and mutters* "Damn I need a drink…"

Paris Peggy: *Instantly has bottles of beer in his hands* "Would you like a Heinkein, bruskie, vodka, merlot, Jason lee winery, cognac, or courvoiser?"

DaWiofFaith: *grabs the cognac* "Thanks man *chugs it down whole* "AH! That's the shit! I bet all directors need this everyday."

Paris Peggy: "Now where was I. Ah yes… But now, my lord, what say you to my suit?

Capulet Yugi: "But saying o'er what I have said before: My child is yet a stranger in the world; She hath not seen the change of fourteen years, Let two more summers wither in their pride, Ere we may think her ripe to be a bride. Girls like my daughter are hurt by becoming mothers too soon."

Peggy Paris: "Younger woman than her are happy mothers made."

Capulet Yugi: "And too soon marred are those early made, the earth had swallowed all my hopes but she.

All my children are dead except she and she is the hopeful lady of my earth. But //Thinking: I can't believe I'm saying this// woo her, try to get her affection and if she agrees within her scoop of choice. Lies my consent and fair according voice. This night I hold a party and many a guest. Such as I love; and you, among the store, One more, most welcome, makes my number more. At my poor house look to behold this night Earth-treading stars that make dark heaven light: Such comfort as do lusty young men feel When well-apparell'd April on the heel Of limping winter treads, even such delight Among fresh female buds shall you this night Inherit at my house; hear all, all see, And like her most whose merit most shall be: Which on more view, of many mine being one May stand in number, though in reckoning none, Come, go with me."

(Yugi gives Shadi a list)

Capulet Yugi: "Go, sirrah, trudge about Through fair Verona; find those persons out Whose names are written there, and to them say, My house and welcome on their pleasure stay."

(Exits Capulate Yugi, Peggy Paris and the servant)

(Another scene in the Capulet's house)

Lady Capulet Tea: (She and the 'nurse' enters the room) "Nurse, where's my daughter? call her forth to me."

Nurse Bakura: "WHAT IN THE NAME OF SATAN?……I'M A GIRL??!!

DaWiofFaith: "That's what you get Bakura, besides I just love torturing you!" ^_^

Nurse Bakura: "Yeah, all you need is to chain me to bed and carry a whip and wear tight and skimpy clothes and make me your man slav…"

Talia: "BAKURA! You're the nurse! You're suppose to be nice and virtuous…"

Nurse Bakura: "Like HELL I WON'T"

ViolinGIRL92: "DON'T MAKE ME SEND MY MILLENIUM TOILET AND FLUSH YOU BAKURA!"

Nurse Bakura: "NOOO!" *clutches to his hair as if it was his prized possession* "Not the swirlie! NOT THE SWIRLIE!"

Isis: "THEN QUIT BEING A BIG BABY AND SAY YOUR LINES ALREADY!"

Nurse Bakura: "But why must I have these stuff pillows in my…"

DawiOFfaith: "The nurse is suppose to be BIG" 

Nurse Bakura: *sweatdrop* "Now, by my maidenhead, at twelve year old, I bade her come. What, lamb! what, ladybird! God forbid! Where's this girl? What, Juliet!"

Juliet Serenity: "How now? Now how, now how how now, oh forget it. Who calls?"

Nurse Bakura: "Your stupid mother…OW!"

Lady Capulet Tea: *puts away the frying pan* "This is the matter:--Nurse, give leave awhile,
We must talk in secret."

Nurse Bakura: "Gladly!" *runs, in slow motion due to the stuffie pillows, out of stage*

Lady Capulet Tea: "nurse, come back again; I have remember'd me, thou's hear our counsel. Thou know'st my daughter's of a pretty age."

Nurse Bakura: "oh damn, um yeah hes unto an hour blah blah blah…"

Lady Capulet Tea: "SAY THE WHOLE THING BAKURA!"

Nurse Bakura: "Fine then! Even or odd, of all days in the year, Come Lammas-eve at night shall she be fourteen. Susan and she--God rest all Christian souls!-- Were of an age: well, Susan is with God; She was too good for me: but, as I said, On Lammas-eve at night shall she be fourteen; That shall she, marry; I remember it well. 'Tis since the earthquake now eleven years; And she was wean'd,--I never shall forget it,-- Of all the days of the year, upon that day: For I had then laid wormwood to my dug, Sitting in the sun under the dove-house wall; My lord and you were then at Mantua:-- Nay, I do bear a brain:--but, as I said, When it did taste the wormwood on the nipple Of my dug and felt it bitter, pretty fool, To see it tetchy and fall out with the dug! Shake quoth the dove-house: 'twas no need, I trow, To bid me trudge: And since that time it is eleven years; For then she could stand alone; nay, by the rood, She could have run and waddled all about; For even the day before, she broke her brow: And then my husband--God be with his soul! A' was a merry man--took up the child: 'Yea,' quoth he, 'dost thou fall upon thy face? Thou wilt fall backward when thou hast more wit; Wilt thou not, Jule?' and, by my holidame, The pretty wretch left crying and said 'Ay.' To see, now, how a jest shall come about! I warrant, an I should live a thousand years, I never should forget it: 'Wilt thou not, Jule?' quoth he; And, pretty fool, it stinted and said 'Ay."

Lady Capulet Tea: "HOLLY SHIT STOP! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! Um er Enough of this; I pray thee, hold thy peace."

Nurse Bakura: *smirks* "You couldn't handle it can ya?"

Lady Capulet Tea: "Tell me my dear daughter, what stands in your position to be married or in plain 'modern' English how do you think about getting married?"

Juliet Serenity: "Uhhh something I didn't think about?"

Lady Capulet Tea: "Well think of marriage now, Here in Verona, ladies of esteem, Are made already mothers. Why I had you when I was about your age, around thirteen, yet your still unmarried."

Nurse Bakura: "I see you got your figure back OW!"

(This time it was Serenity instead) Tea and Serenity: "QUIT IT BAKURA!"

Nurse Bakura: *recovers* "Don't you think you and Yugi were a bit too young to have a ki..OW!"

Lady Capulet Tea: *puts the pan away* "How about marrying Paris Peggy *cringes* He's quite a gentleman *under her breath* Yeah right."

Nurse Bakura: "Yeah, he's a flower, a very 'happy' flower." *mumbles* "Bet he wants to 'deflower' you as well."    

Lady Capulet Tea: "What say you? can you love the gentleman? This night you shall behold him at our feast; Read o'er the volume of young *old* Peggy Paris' face, And find delight writ there with beauty's pen; Examine every married lineament, And see how one another lends content And what obscured in this fair volume lies Find written in the margent of his eyes. This precious book of love, this unbound lover, To beautify him, only lacks a cover: The fish lives in the sea, and 'tis much pride For fair without the fair within to hide: That book in many's eyes doth share the glory, That in gold clasps locks in the golden story; So shall you share all that he doth possess, By having him, making yourself no less."

Nurse Bakura: "Nay yeah right! No less? Nay Bigger! Women grow by men when they get married, as in pregnant."

Juliet Serenity: *looks up* "Oh God help me *looks back down* sure It would be an honor."

Nurse Bakura: *snickers* "Lucky you! Go girl seek happy nights to happy days… what does that mean?"

(Everyone exit)

Tristan: "HEELLLLLLLOOOO NURSE!"

Joey: *whistles* "How about you take care of me then?"

Bakura: *vein pops out, he clutches his fist* "QUIT MOCKING ME!"

(Romeo Seto, Mercutio Malik, and Benvolio Ryou are in the streets going to the Capulet's house)

Romeo Seto: "What, shall this speech be spoke for our excuse? Or shall we go on without apology? Why are we even coming to my enemy's party?"

Mercutio Malik: "Let them think what ever they please. We'll measure them a measure! Besides a servant of theirs let us come for helping him to read the list of those invited."

Benvolio Ryou: "Look Romeo Seto, all we gotta do is go look at the ladies at the party and compare their beauty with Rosaline and go…… though I wouldn't mind staying there for a while, looking at their delicate curves, their slender thighs and their plump bre… OW!"

Serenity: (Comes out and hits him with a frying pan) "Must you be like your Yami, Ryou?"

Tea: "He is definitely sick! Heck he's worser than Bakura Himself!"

Romeo Seto: "Uhh… Lets just fast forward this… I had a dream that warned me of the harmful consequences of this party. I sense deep trouble."

Mercutio Malik: "And so did I have a dream. The dream often lies."

Romeo Seto: "And how so? Often dreams are forwarnings of the future."

Mercutio Malik: (Epp! Another speech!) "O, then, I see Queen Mab hath been with you.
She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes
In shape no bigger than an agate-stone
On the fore-finger of an alderman,
Drawn with a team of little atomies
Athwart men's noses as they lie asleep;
Her wagon-spokes made of long spiders' legs,
The cover of the wings of grasshoppers,
The traces of the smallest spider's web,
The collars of the moonshine's watery beams,
Her whip of cricket's bone, the lash of film,
Her wagoner a small grey-coated gnat,
Not so big as a round little worm
Prick'd from the lazy finger of a maid;
Her chariot is an empty hazel-nut
Made by the joiner squirrel or old grub,
Time out o' mind the fairies' coachmakers.
And in this state she gallops night by night
Through lovers' brains, and then they dream of love;
O'er courtiers' knees, that dream on court'sies straight,
O'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees,
O'er ladies ' lips, who straight on kisses dream,
Which oft the angry Mab with blisters plagues,
Because their breaths with sweetmeats tainted are:
Sometime she gallops o'er a courtier's nose,
And then dreams he of smelling out a suit;
And sometime comes she with a tithe-pig's tail
Tickling a parson's nose as a' lies asleep,
Then dreams, he of another benefice:
Sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck,
And then dreams he of cutting foreign throats,
Of breaches, ambuscadoes, Spanish blades,
Of healths five-fathom deep; and then anon
Drums in his ear, at which he starts and wakes,
And being thus frighted swears a prayer or two
And sleeps again. This is that very Mab
That plats the manes of horses in the night,
And bakes the elflocks in foul sluttish hairs,
Which once untangled, much misfortune bodes:
This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs,
That presses them and learns them first to bear,
Making them women of good carriage:
This is she--

Romeo Seto: "AH HELL STOP! MY EARS! THEY BLEED!"

Benvolio Ryou: "Strike,drum."

Mercutio Malik: "wha?"

(Scene:  a hallway in Capulet's house, scene of party appear with Capulet Yugi is Lady Capulet Tea and Juliet Serenity with servants and guests)

Capulet Yugi: "Welcome, gentlemen! ladies that have their toes Unplagued with corns will have a bout with you. Ah ha, my mistresses! which of you all Will now deny to dance? she that makes dainty, She, I'll swear, hath corns; am I come near ye now? Welcome, gentlemen! I have seen the day That I have worn a visor and could tell A whispering tale in a fair lady's ear, Such as would please: 'tis gone, 'tis gone, 'tis gone: You are welcome, gentlemen! come, musicians, play. A hall, a hall! give room! and foot it, girls.

(Music plays, and they dance)

Capulet Yugi: "More light, you knaves; and turn the tables up, And quench the fire, the room is grown too hot. Ah, sirrah, this unlook'd-for sport comes well. Nay, sit, nay, sit, good cousin Capulet; For you and I are past our dancing days: How long is't now since last yourself and I Were in a mask?

(Romeo Seto sees Juliet Serenity)

 Romeo Seto: (Talks to a servingman)  "What lady is that, which doth enrich the hand Of yonder knight?"

Serving man: "I do not know sir."

Romeo Seto: "O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright! It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear; Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear! So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows, As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows. The measure done, I'll watch her place of stand, And, touching hers, make blessed my rude hand. Did my heart love till now? forswear it, sight! For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night 

Tybalt Joey: "This voice is but of a Montague, fetch me my sword for I fear he has come to mock us!"

Capulet Yugi: "Why how now kinsman? Wherefore storm you so?"

Tybalt Joey: "Uncle, this is a Montague, our foe, A villain that is hither come in spite, To scorn at our solemnity this night

Capulet Yugi: "Leave him alone, I had heard he has a reputation of being well mannered leave him be and if you respect my will, calm down and enjoy the feast."

Tybalt Joey: "Damn it! Patience perforce with wilful choler meeting Makes my flesh tremble in their different greeting. I will withdraw: but this intrusion shall Now seeming sweet convert to bitter gall."

Romeo Seto: (comes up to Juliet Serenity) "If I profane with my unworthiest hand This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss."

Juliet Serenity: "Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss."

Romeo Seto: "Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?"

Serenity Juliet: "Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer"

Romeo Seto: "O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair,"

Juliet Serenity: "Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake."

Romeo Seto: "Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged."

Juliet Serenity: "Then have my lips the sin that they have took."

Romeo Seto: "Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again."

(They both kiss and on the backstage and Yami and Tristan are grabbing hold of Joey who is very very Pissed off)

Juliet Serenity: "You Kissed by the book."

Nurse Bakura: "Madame! Your mother craves a word with you!"

(Juliet Serenity leaves)

Romeo Seto: "Who is her mother?"

Nurse Bakura: "Marry, bachelor, Her mother is the lady of the house, And a good lady, and a wise and virtuous I nursed her daughter, that you talk'd withal; I tell you, he that can lay hold of her Shall have the chinks."

Romeo Seto: "Is she a Capulet? OH woe my life is my foes debt!"

Benvolio Ryou: "Away be gone! The sport is at best!"

Romeo Seto: "Ay, so I fear; the more is at my unrest."

Capulet Yugi: "Nay, gentlemen, prepare not to be gone;
We have a trifling foolish banquet towards.
(They whisper in his ear)

Capulet Yugi: "Is it e'en so? why, then, I thank you all I thank you, honest gentlemen; good night. More torches here! Come on then, let's to bed. Ah, sirrah, by my fay, it waxes late: I'll to my rest."

(Everyone in stage exit except Serenity and Bakura)

Juliet Serenity: "Come hither nurse. What is yond gentleman?"

Nurse Bakura: "marry that I think may be young Pertruchio."

Juliet Serenity: "What is he that follows there, that would not dance?"

Nurse Bakura: "I know not."

Juliet Serenity: "Go ask his name- if he be married, my grave is like my wedding bed."

Niurse Bakura: "His name is Romeo, and a Montague; The only son of your great enemy." 

Juliet Serenity: "MY only love! Brung from my only hate!"

DaWiofFaith: "Well that was a bit stupid, anyway I have to cut out some things to hurry things up."

Ryou: "Sticks and stones will break my bones but whips and chains excite me!"

ViolinGirl92, DawiofFaith, and even Talia: …

Ryou: "What?"

DaWiofFaith: "Jesu Maria, Tea's right! You are disturbingly horny!"

Ryou: ^_^ "Thank you!" 

DaWiofFaith: "Where did anybody go?"

Talia: *opens door* "Um I think they are in here."

(Inside the casts are smoking and drinking ^_^;)

Yugi, Isis, and Tristan: *drinking courvoiser, arms linked and drunk as shit like Misato in Evangelion* "Come and join around, HEY DUM DIDILY DUM! PASS THE BROOM STICK PASS THE BROOM STICK! PASS AND PASS AROUND!"

Serenity: "Shake your fanny wanny for this funky song!"

Tea: *drinking vodka* "FROSTY THE DOPE MAN!"

Mai: *joins with her* "WAS A JOLLY HAPPY FRIGGIN TOOTHPICK!"

Shadi: *slugs over to Mai after overdose of NyQuil* "Damn your hot." *Sweeps Mai from her feet and slopply kisses her*

Joey: *Dead drunk as well* "HEY LET GO OF MAH WOMAN."

Shadi: "UR WOMAN? SHE AINT YOR BITCH! SHE MAH BITCH YOU BITCH!"

Joey: "HELL I AINT A BITCH YOU BITCH! YOU A BITCH YOU BITCH AND HELL YOU BETTER NOT BANG MY BITCH!"

Shadi: "BITE ME YOU CHUIWAWA!" 

(Another fight occurs)

Talia: "These people can't get along can they?"

DaWiofFaith: -_-;

Yami: *Smoking joint with Seto and Bakura* "So anyway A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.

Everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?" "No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde." "I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken"!   

Seto: "Hah! *takes another joint* Blondes are dumb!"

Malik: *the only one sober around -_-; don't ask why* "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!!!???"

Seto: "Oh………… shit."

(Gets clobbered by Malik because he violated Malik's pride and honor, though what about Joey and Mai? Bakura and Yami still smoking while watching) 

Bakura: "Twenty bucks."

Yami: "Deal"

DaWiofFaith: -_-;

Pegasus: "Hello? Does anybody know where's my drinks? I cant find it in the fridge."

Yami Malik: "Where's my Cuban cigars?"

THE NEXT PLAY CHOICES…THOUGH NOT COMING FOR A LONG WHILE!

Cupid And Psyche- Its going to be a Yami & Tea

Phantom of the Opera

Lion King- I have no idea how this will be made.

Robin Hood- Men in Tights!

Space Ball!- Err maybe not that one either unless its suitable for you guys 

Pretty Woman?

Blair Witch?

Six Sense?

Harry Potter

Lord of the rings

Shakespear in love- Uh…depends on you guys.

Others- again you must tell me any play ideas

DaWiofFaith: "I'll have to leave the choices thing here in every chapter so that I can tally up the votes or etc… Ohh Reveiwers I have to ask you something, do you guys mind me if I add another character? IF you guys want I'm thinking, from SparkyKnight's suggestion, of having Tea have a yami of her own. It really depends on you guys if you want it. So please tell me!

OR… IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN THE PLAY AS WELL! JOIN WITH ME TO THE DARK SIDE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!"