Bulma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Miranda Shadowind
Bulma got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Goku's Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Vejita, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she forgot to take her Prozac,
And she stormed right out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on her back.
Bulma got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Goku's Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Vejita, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Vejita,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there Super Saiyan'd,
Putting our Christmas decorations through all Hell.
It's not Christmas without Bulma.
All the senshi dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (SEND THEM BACK!)
Bulma got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Goku's Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Vejita, we believe.
Now the dino's on the table
And the pudding made of flan. (Aaah..)
But when someone mentioned Bulma,
Vejita yelled "Gyariku Hou!*" and we all ran.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves!"
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with Elvis.
Bulma got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Goku's Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Vejita, we believe.
Trunks: Sing it, Gramps!
Bulma got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Goku's Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Vejita, we believe.
*For those who have only seen the dub, "Gyariku Hou" is the original Japanese equivalent of Vejita's Gallet Gun.
Miranda Shadowind
Bulma got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Goku's Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Vejita, we believe.
She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she forgot to take her Prozac,
And she stormed right out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminating Claus marks on her back.
Bulma got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Goku's Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Vejita, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Vejita,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there Super Saiyan'd,
Putting our Christmas decorations through all Hell.
It's not Christmas without Bulma.
All the senshi dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back? (SEND THEM BACK!)
Bulma got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Goku's Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Vejita, we believe.
Now the dino's on the table
And the pudding made of flan. (Aaah..)
But when someone mentioned Bulma,
Vejita yelled "Gyariku Hou!*" and we all ran.
I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves!"
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with Elvis.
Bulma got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Goku's Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Vejita, we believe.
Trunks: Sing it, Gramps!
Bulma got run over by a reindeer
Coming home from Goku's Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Vejita, we believe.
*For those who have only seen the dub, "Gyariku Hou" is the original Japanese equivalent of Vejita's Gallet Gun.