T'was the night
In keeping with tradition I've written another annual poem. Merry Christmas everybody!!
T'was the night before christmas
And all through his house,
Chris Jericho was being,
As quiet as a mouse
When suddendly he jumped
His eyes darted about,
The he sat back down,
What was that all about?
As we all began to wonder,
About his behavior so queer
And the answer appeared to us-
Right then and there
I'm the king of the world!!!
Leo did scream
From our hero's
Forty inch Tv screen
I'M the king of the world
Chrissy did shout
Then threw his hands in the air
And hopped about
Then suddendly- a noise
Jericho started to panic
What would he do if anyone found out
He was watching Titanic?
So off went the Tv
And he sprinted up the stairs
Hopped in his bed-
Didn't even bother to say his prayers
And there he lay
For five minutes at least
Until his wife made him
Go brush his teeth
Trembling, our hero went down the stairs
But who else
Who ELSE
Did he see there
Why Stephanie Mcmahon
Yes the General Manager herself
But why was she here
She's no elf
Then suddendly he remembered
Yes, it now became clear
As Jericho remembered
What had happened last year
He had insulted her well,
Really good in fact,
HEY THAT MUST BE IT
She's here for PAYBACK!!!
Jericho thought quite evilly in fact
All the insults he would make
On Raw or Smackdown
He could hardly wait!!
But then to his surprise
In fact to his shock
Stephanie put a present
Into his sock
Chris was puzzled
Very confused
Why would she give him anything
After all that he was planning to do
With that she turned around
As left his house
And once again Jericho
Was as quiet as a mouse
Could it possibly be
He started to think
That Steph has a heart
That isn't all stink...
His eyes started to sting
And began to water
Chris wiped his face
And began to wonder
If this was what christmas was about
Not,candy or presents
Or the Titanic DVD
But about giving and sharing
Jericho smiled
And went to the tree
To see what had been left for him
By good old stephanie
He reached into the sock
And pulled out the box
Opened it
And then to his shock
He saw two breath mints
A comb,and a razor
With a note that said
Use these well from your new NEIGHBOUR
The tears finally came
And streamed down his face
Jericho screamed
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!
The moral here boys and girls
Is quite plain to see
Never open presents
From Stephanie
Merry christmas!!!
In keeping with tradition I've written another annual poem. Merry Christmas everybody!!
T'was the night before christmas
And all through his house,
Chris Jericho was being,
As quiet as a mouse
When suddendly he jumped
His eyes darted about,
The he sat back down,
What was that all about?
As we all began to wonder,
About his behavior so queer
And the answer appeared to us-
Right then and there
I'm the king of the world!!!
Leo did scream
From our hero's
Forty inch Tv screen
I'M the king of the world
Chrissy did shout
Then threw his hands in the air
And hopped about
Then suddendly- a noise
Jericho started to panic
What would he do if anyone found out
He was watching Titanic?
So off went the Tv
And he sprinted up the stairs
Hopped in his bed-
Didn't even bother to say his prayers
And there he lay
For five minutes at least
Until his wife made him
Go brush his teeth
Trembling, our hero went down the stairs
But who else
Who ELSE
Did he see there
Why Stephanie Mcmahon
Yes the General Manager herself
But why was she here
She's no elf
Then suddendly he remembered
Yes, it now became clear
As Jericho remembered
What had happened last year
He had insulted her well,
Really good in fact,
HEY THAT MUST BE IT
She's here for PAYBACK!!!
Jericho thought quite evilly in fact
All the insults he would make
On Raw or Smackdown
He could hardly wait!!
But then to his surprise
In fact to his shock
Stephanie put a present
Into his sock
Chris was puzzled
Very confused
Why would she give him anything
After all that he was planning to do
With that she turned around
As left his house
And once again Jericho
Was as quiet as a mouse
Could it possibly be
He started to think
That Steph has a heart
That isn't all stink...
His eyes started to sting
And began to water
Chris wiped his face
And began to wonder
If this was what christmas was about
Not,candy or presents
Or the Titanic DVD
But about giving and sharing
Jericho smiled
And went to the tree
To see what had been left for him
By good old stephanie
He reached into the sock
And pulled out the box
Opened it
And then to his shock
He saw two breath mints
A comb,and a razor
With a note that said
Use these well from your new NEIGHBOUR
The tears finally came
And streamed down his face
Jericho screamed
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!
The moral here boys and girls
Is quite plain to see
Never open presents
From Stephanie
Merry christmas!!!