Part Three: Save The Trees!
A couple hours later the rest of the fellowship had set up camp in Lothlorien and started a fire.
"I'm hungry Merry!" whined Pippin.
"I know Pippin but we don't have much food left and we have to save it," sighed Merry.
"Come on boys- cheer up. We can get more supplies once we reach the next town. Since our only good hunter fell to his death" Said Aragron.
"Who would have ever thought Legolas had a use?" said Frodo.
"Yah. Now I wish we weren't so mean to him." Said Merry.
"Do you mean it!" cried a voice happily.
Everyone wiped around to see a dripping wet Legolas holding a fish.
"LEGOLAS!!!" Everybody yelled in surprise. Legolas glomped Merry joyfully.
"Acck! I TAKE IT BACK! GET OFF!" Cried Merry struggling. Legolas pouted and set him down.
"You guys don't love me any more-" said Legolas crying.
"We never loved you!." growled Frodo.
"Oh! Alright! It shouldn't matter then!" said Legolas smiling again.
"Bugger-off." Muttered Merry.
"I brought you guys a fish!" said Legolas helpfully. Merry grab the fish from his hand with joy.
"Food!" said Pippin.
"Lets cook it!" said Merry.
Bringing out a frying pan the put the fish in it and set it on the fire.
"We need more wood." Observed Aragron.
"I'll get it!" said Pippin picking up an axe and picking the nearest tree. Aiming carefully he swung it.
"NO!!!!!!!" Yelled Legolas hitting Pippins arm to stop him.
The axe flew backwards hitting the frying pan knocking the fish into the fire where it went up in a burst of flames and planted it self into a tree behind Gimli barely missing his head.
Everyone froze un-moving for a minute in disbelief. Un-freezing Merry and Pippin growled. Their dinner was ruined.
"Now- come on. Don't do anything I wouldn't do." Said Legolas nervously backing away from the hobbits.
"IF YOU LOVE TREES SO MUCH!!! WHY DON'T YOU-"
*CRASH!*
*BANG!*
*POW!*
*SWISH!*
"-LIVE IN ONE?!!!!!!!" Cried Merry.
Panting then silence.
"Come on lets go. I want to be FAR away from him." Said Pippin picking up camp.
"Do we just leave him there?" asked Sam looking at the unconscious Legolas who was tied to the tree with rope sporting huge lumps on his head made by a frying pan.
"Come Sam. Don't worry about it," said Frodo grabbing his arm leading him away.
Hour's later-
"Hello? You guys? This isn't funny! I want down! Hello?!"
(A/N: I LIKE LEGOLAS!!! No I don't have anything against Legolas. I actually think he's cute but I'll always be a Frodo Lover! *Smile* I'm just having fun with the characters and Legolas is the easiest to pick on.
STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SIZE!!! It was meant to be a One Shot Short Funny. Then I got asked for more. So I wrote another Short One Shot Funny. Then I got asked for more. So I wrote this. If you CHECK the summary it says (ksha2222's Short Funny Reads). It's meant to be short so people can read it easily. Its mean also to be funny so people will like it. So stop writing complaints that are bigger then my fanfic.
PLEASE R/R! AND DON'T FLAME!!)
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the People, Places, and, Things. They belong to J.R.R. Tolkien.
Love:
Ksha2222
(((I've sold myself to Frodo's Harem)))
Frodo's Harem Form:
http://www.khazaddum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=406&perpage=20&pa genumber=149
(P.S. I'm writing the first chapter to my first real LOTR fanfic! Please look out for it! Title: Hope Of Snow Falling. It's a Frodo romance!)
A couple hours later the rest of the fellowship had set up camp in Lothlorien and started a fire.
"I'm hungry Merry!" whined Pippin.
"I know Pippin but we don't have much food left and we have to save it," sighed Merry.
"Come on boys- cheer up. We can get more supplies once we reach the next town. Since our only good hunter fell to his death" Said Aragron.
"Who would have ever thought Legolas had a use?" said Frodo.
"Yah. Now I wish we weren't so mean to him." Said Merry.
"Do you mean it!" cried a voice happily.
Everyone wiped around to see a dripping wet Legolas holding a fish.
"LEGOLAS!!!" Everybody yelled in surprise. Legolas glomped Merry joyfully.
"Acck! I TAKE IT BACK! GET OFF!" Cried Merry struggling. Legolas pouted and set him down.
"You guys don't love me any more-" said Legolas crying.
"We never loved you!." growled Frodo.
"Oh! Alright! It shouldn't matter then!" said Legolas smiling again.
"Bugger-off." Muttered Merry.
"I brought you guys a fish!" said Legolas helpfully. Merry grab the fish from his hand with joy.
"Food!" said Pippin.
"Lets cook it!" said Merry.
Bringing out a frying pan the put the fish in it and set it on the fire.
"We need more wood." Observed Aragron.
"I'll get it!" said Pippin picking up an axe and picking the nearest tree. Aiming carefully he swung it.
"NO!!!!!!!" Yelled Legolas hitting Pippins arm to stop him.
The axe flew backwards hitting the frying pan knocking the fish into the fire where it went up in a burst of flames and planted it self into a tree behind Gimli barely missing his head.
Everyone froze un-moving for a minute in disbelief. Un-freezing Merry and Pippin growled. Their dinner was ruined.
"Now- come on. Don't do anything I wouldn't do." Said Legolas nervously backing away from the hobbits.
"IF YOU LOVE TREES SO MUCH!!! WHY DON'T YOU-"
*CRASH!*
*BANG!*
*POW!*
*SWISH!*
"-LIVE IN ONE?!!!!!!!" Cried Merry.
Panting then silence.
"Come on lets go. I want to be FAR away from him." Said Pippin picking up camp.
"Do we just leave him there?" asked Sam looking at the unconscious Legolas who was tied to the tree with rope sporting huge lumps on his head made by a frying pan.
"Come Sam. Don't worry about it," said Frodo grabbing his arm leading him away.
Hour's later-
"Hello? You guys? This isn't funny! I want down! Hello?!"
(A/N: I LIKE LEGOLAS!!! No I don't have anything against Legolas. I actually think he's cute but I'll always be a Frodo Lover! *Smile* I'm just having fun with the characters and Legolas is the easiest to pick on.
STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SIZE!!! It was meant to be a One Shot Short Funny. Then I got asked for more. So I wrote another Short One Shot Funny. Then I got asked for more. So I wrote this. If you CHECK the summary it says (ksha2222's Short Funny Reads). It's meant to be short so people can read it easily. Its mean also to be funny so people will like it. So stop writing complaints that are bigger then my fanfic.
PLEASE R/R! AND DON'T FLAME!!)
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the People, Places, and, Things. They belong to J.R.R. Tolkien.
Love:
Ksha2222
(((I've sold myself to Frodo's Harem)))
Frodo's Harem Form:
http://www.khazaddum.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=406&perpage=20&pa genumber=149
(P.S. I'm writing the first chapter to my first real LOTR fanfic! Please look out for it! Title: Hope Of Snow Falling. It's a Frodo romance!)