Will the Real Frodo Baggins Please Stand Up
AN: okay, this, in my humble opinion, is nowhere near as good as Elves Just Wanna Have Fun. Of course, that didn't have 3 pages of lyrics, either.
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May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,
will the real Frodo Baggins please stand up, I repeat will the real
Frodo Baggins please stand up.....we're gonna have a problem
here.........
Ya'll act like you never seen a halfling before
jaws all on the floor
like merry and pippin just burst in the door
and started pullin' pranks worse than before
they first were aware
throwing caution to the wind (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the king...
"awww...wait, no wait, you're kidding,
he isn't who I think he is,
is he?"
and gollum said...
nothing you idiots, that idiot's dead
he fell in the chasm
feminist hobbits love the ring-bearer
chicka chicka chicka Mr. Frodo,
"I'm sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, destroying the you-know-what
conquering you-know-who"
"yeah, but he's so cute and furry though"
yeah, I probably got a couple of fingers on my hand off
but no worse than what's goin on in Rivendell
sometimes, I wanna go the "The Pony" and just let loose
but cant, but it's cool for Sam Gamgee to take off for a snooze
The Ring is on my hand, The Ring is on my hand
and if I'm unlucky, things just might go amiss
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them to know what second breakfast is
of course they're gonna know what second breakfast is
by the time they hit Rivendell
they got Merry and Pip, dont they?
we ain't nothing but hobbits
well, some of us are humans, here!
who cut ringwraiths open like cantelopes
but if we can take care of those pesky stupid wraiths
then there's no reason that a dwarf and another elf can't both go
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
Elrond, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes...
I'm Frodo Baggins, yes, I'm the real Baggins
all you other Frodo Bagginses are just imitating
so wont the real Frodo Baggins please stand up, please stand up,
please stand up
cause I'm Frodo Baggins, yes, I'm the real Baggins
all you other Frodo Bagginses are just imitating
so wont the real Frodo Baggins please stand up, please stand up,
please stand up
Legolas don't got to carry an evil ring to make the chicks ga-ga
well I do, he comes and strider comes too
you think I give a damn about a morgul-wound?!
half of you people can't even see me, let alone let me go
"but Fro, what if you did, wouldn't it be weird?"
why? just so you guys can help to get me there
so you can sit me here next to Gandalf and Bilbo
dang, Gimli better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to the elves and the dwarflings
and hear em argue over who should take care of evil rings
little people, put me in the quest team
"dang, Sam's cute, but I think he's married to Rosie, hee hee"
I should get him to ask her to dance
and show the world how I destroyed the ring of power
I'm sick of you little lad and lass hobbits
all you do is annoy me
so I come here to get away from you
and there's a few of us just like me
who are as short like me, who go on quests like me
who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me...
I'm Frodo Baggins, yes, I'm the real Baggins
all you other Frodo Bagginses are just imitating
so wont the real Frodo Baggins please stand up, please stand up,
please stand up
cause I'm Frodo Baggins, yes, I'm the real Baggins
all you other Frodo Bagginses are just imitating
so wont the real Frodo Baggins please stand up, please stand up,
please stand up
I'm like the elf guy to listen to
cause I'm bringin' you rings
you can't talk about with your friends inside your hobbit-hole
the only difference is I got the nerve to say it
in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be quiet or hushed about it at all
I just get outta my chair and say it
and whether you like to admit it
I carry the Ring better than 90% of you people at the council can
then you wonder how can
kids love the Red Book like Gandalf's fireworks
it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm fifty
I'll be the only person in the council willing
Takin' the Ring when the Elves and Dwarves are fighting
and I'm trying but this little hobbit voice isn't working
in every single person there's a Frodo Baggins lurkin
he could be sittin' in the corner, listenin' to talk about rings
or behind the pillars, hearing, screamin I really wanna come
with his guard down and his stupidity up
so will the real baggins please stand up
and put each little hand up
and be proud to be the Ring-Bearer, takin' the Ring
and 1 more time, loud as you can, C'mon and SING!
I'm Frodo Baggins, yes, I'm the real Baggins
all you other Frodo Bagginses are just imitating
so wont the real Frodo Baggins please stand up, please stand up,
please stand up
cause I'm Frodo Baggins, yes, I'm the real Baggins
all you other Frodo Bagginses are just imitating
so wont the real Frodo Baggins please stand up, please stand up,
please stand up
AN: okay, this, in my humble opinion, is nowhere near as good as Elves Just Wanna Have Fun. Of course, that didn't have 3 pages of lyrics, either.
~*~
May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,
will the real Frodo Baggins please stand up, I repeat will the real
Frodo Baggins please stand up.....we're gonna have a problem
here.........
Ya'll act like you never seen a halfling before
jaws all on the floor
like merry and pippin just burst in the door
and started pullin' pranks worse than before
they first were aware
throwing caution to the wind (aaaaaah)
It's the return of the king...
"awww...wait, no wait, you're kidding,
he isn't who I think he is,
is he?"
and gollum said...
nothing you idiots, that idiot's dead
he fell in the chasm
feminist hobbits love the ring-bearer
chicka chicka chicka Mr. Frodo,
"I'm sick of him, lookit him
walkin around, destroying the you-know-what
conquering you-know-who"
"yeah, but he's so cute and furry though"
yeah, I probably got a couple of fingers on my hand off
but no worse than what's goin on in Rivendell
sometimes, I wanna go the "The Pony" and just let loose
but cant, but it's cool for Sam Gamgee to take off for a snooze
The Ring is on my hand, The Ring is on my hand
and if I'm unlucky, things just might go amiss
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them to know what second breakfast is
of course they're gonna know what second breakfast is
by the time they hit Rivendell
they got Merry and Pip, dont they?
we ain't nothing but hobbits
well, some of us are humans, here!
who cut ringwraiths open like cantelopes
but if we can take care of those pesky stupid wraiths
then there's no reason that a dwarf and another elf can't both go
but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote
Elrond, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes...
I'm Frodo Baggins, yes, I'm the real Baggins
all you other Frodo Bagginses are just imitating
so wont the real Frodo Baggins please stand up, please stand up,
please stand up
cause I'm Frodo Baggins, yes, I'm the real Baggins
all you other Frodo Bagginses are just imitating
so wont the real Frodo Baggins please stand up, please stand up,
please stand up
Legolas don't got to carry an evil ring to make the chicks ga-ga
well I do, he comes and strider comes too
you think I give a damn about a morgul-wound?!
half of you people can't even see me, let alone let me go
"but Fro, what if you did, wouldn't it be weird?"
why? just so you guys can help to get me there
so you can sit me here next to Gandalf and Bilbo
dang, Gimli better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to the elves and the dwarflings
and hear em argue over who should take care of evil rings
little people, put me in the quest team
"dang, Sam's cute, but I think he's married to Rosie, hee hee"
I should get him to ask her to dance
and show the world how I destroyed the ring of power
I'm sick of you little lad and lass hobbits
all you do is annoy me
so I come here to get away from you
and there's a few of us just like me
who are as short like me, who go on quests like me
who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me...
I'm Frodo Baggins, yes, I'm the real Baggins
all you other Frodo Bagginses are just imitating
so wont the real Frodo Baggins please stand up, please stand up,
please stand up
cause I'm Frodo Baggins, yes, I'm the real Baggins
all you other Frodo Bagginses are just imitating
so wont the real Frodo Baggins please stand up, please stand up,
please stand up
I'm like the elf guy to listen to
cause I'm bringin' you rings
you can't talk about with your friends inside your hobbit-hole
the only difference is I got the nerve to say it
in front of ya'll and I aint gotta be quiet or hushed about it at all
I just get outta my chair and say it
and whether you like to admit it
I carry the Ring better than 90% of you people at the council can
then you wonder how can
kids love the Red Book like Gandalf's fireworks
it's funny,cause at the rate I'm going when I'm fifty
I'll be the only person in the council willing
Takin' the Ring when the Elves and Dwarves are fighting
and I'm trying but this little hobbit voice isn't working
in every single person there's a Frodo Baggins lurkin
he could be sittin' in the corner, listenin' to talk about rings
or behind the pillars, hearing, screamin I really wanna come
with his guard down and his stupidity up
so will the real baggins please stand up
and put each little hand up
and be proud to be the Ring-Bearer, takin' the Ring
and 1 more time, loud as you can, C'mon and SING!
I'm Frodo Baggins, yes, I'm the real Baggins
all you other Frodo Bagginses are just imitating
so wont the real Frodo Baggins please stand up, please stand up,
please stand up
cause I'm Frodo Baggins, yes, I'm the real Baggins
all you other Frodo Bagginses are just imitating
so wont the real Frodo Baggins please stand up, please stand up,
please stand up