Gondorian Man (Originally "Missionary Man" by the Eurythmics)

Dedicated to morchaint and bosquito mosquito, who got me thinking about updating

Well I was born an original leader. I was borne from Gondorian blood. And if I had a silver penny For all the wars I've fought There'd be a mountain of money Piled up to my chin...

The Steward told me good The Steward told me strong. He said "be true to Gondor And you can't go wrong." "But there's just one thing That you must understand." "You can fool with your brother - But don't mess with a Gondorian man."

Don't mess with a Gondorian man. Don't mess with a Gondorian man.

Well the Gondorian man He's got Isildur in his blood. He's got the Wars and Battles Backin' up from behind. Black eyed looks from those Old-time books. He's a man with a mission Got a serious mind. He and an elf from Rivendell Saved Our asses in the Mines. The Gondorian man he was followin' me. He said "stop what you're doing." "Get out your sword." "I've a message for you that you can't not afford."

Don't mess with a Gondorian man. Don't mess with a Gondorian man.