Frodo Baggins (To the tune of "Rocky Raccoon" by the Beatles)

Now somewhere in the rolling mountain hills of the Shire

There lived a young boy named Frodo Baggins

And one day his uncle ran off to another town

Left young Frodo the Ring and Frodo didn't like that

He said I'm gonna get that guy

So one day he walked into Bree

Booked himself a room in the Pancing Pony. Frodo Baggins checked into the Inn

Only to find Gandalf Absent

Frodo had come equipped with the Ring

To destroy and be rid of the rival

His uncle it seems had broken his dreams

By leaving this mission to him.

His name was Bilbo and he called himself umm. "Myself"

But everyone knew him as Baggins.

Now he and the wiz who called himself Gandalf

Were in the next town, called Imladris.

Frodo burst in and grinning a grin

He said Buddy Boy this is a showdown

But the Nazgul were hot-they drew first and shot

And Frodo collapsed at Amon Hen. Now Gandalf came in stinking of gin

And proceeded to lie to young Frodo.

He said Frodo we met our match

And Frodo said, hey- it's only a Ring!

And I'll destroy it as soon as I am able. Now Frodo Baggins he fell back in his room

Only to find the Ring.

Elrond checked it out and he left it no doubt

To help with good Frodo's Quest.