Hotel In Imladris

(Frodo)

On a dark, scary mission, with Sam at my side

Along with Merry and Pippin, just along for the ride

Up ahead in the distance, I saw a glowering wraith

Stabbed my shoulder, tried to take the Ring

It diminished my faith There she stood in the forest;

I heard Arwen yell

And I was thinking to myself,

'She could be Human or she could be Elf'

Then she got on the white horse and she took me away

There were screeches from the riders in black,

I thought I heard them say... (Nazgul)

Welcome to the Hotel In Imladris

Such a lovely place

Such a lovely face

Plenty of elves at the Hotel In Imladris

Any time of year, you can find them here

(Frodo) His name is Lord Elrond- Half-elf, he got the immortality

He got a lot of burly, sweaty men, that he calls friends

How they sing in the fire-room, sweet summer songs.

Some sing to remember, some just play along (Elrond) So I called up the Hobbit,

'Please present the Ring'

He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since Isildur was the king.'

And still those ringwraiths are calling from far away,

Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say...

(Nazgul) Welcome to the Hotel In Imladris

Such a lovely place

Such a lovely face

Council on the Ring at the Hotel In Imladris

What a nice surprise, people of all size!

(Frodo) Sam sits in the corner,

Merry and Pippin playing dice.

And they said 'We are all just pensioners here, of Elrond's device'

And in the hall of fire,

They gathered for the feast

They stab it with their butter knives,

But they just can't kill the beast Last thing I remember, I was

Running for the door

I had to find the passage east

To the place I dread- Mordor

'Relax,' said the Legolas,

We are programmed to retrieve.

You can't checkout any time you like,

and you can never leave!