Chapter 3
Game set and matched.
"Video camera?"
"Check"
".. film in the video camera,"
"Trunks how dumb do you think I .."
"Uh hum!"
".. grrr .. Check .."
"Walkie talkies?"
"God knows why you actually have a pair but check,"
"Combat style clothes with face paint?"
".. I still don't get why .. fine .. CHECK Sergeant stupid," Goten said as he saluted Trunks sarcastically.
Trunks shot him a glare before continuing.
"Great! We're all set up! Now to put operation S.U.P.E.R into action!" Trunks said.
"YEAH."
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"You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in, out, in, out and shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn around and that's what it's all."
"KAKAROT!"
" .. about!"
Vegeta stared at Goku disbelievingly as he started putting his right leg in and out and shaking it all about.
This is how Kakarot warms up for a spar? Ugh what's next? Talking monkeys? Oh wait we have Kakarot. Hmm flying pigs? Now there's a thought .
"Hold on Vegeta only a few more verses to go. Then it's onto the Barney tune! And what's more," he paused as he fumbled around in his pocket, "I got it on cassette!" he said triumphantly as he found and produced it for Vegeta to see.
He's got to be kidding, Vegeta thought.
"You have got to be kidding. What do you want to dance to that stupid dinosaurs tune for?"
"Kicks man, kicks!" Goku joked.
"Oh kicks he wants does he? Yeah well I'd like ta give him some kicks and you know where I'd aim? Right up his .." Vegeta continued to mumble.
~~~
"You getting this?"
"Uh huh. Let the humiliation commence"
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" .. we're a happy fa-mil-y, with a great .." Goku continued to sing along with Barney while Vegeta just about to have a total breakdown.
He's been singing that damn song for 10 minutes! Vegeta complained to himself. 10 MINUTES! How much longer can I stand? I swear if that song doesn't finish soon someone's gonna .. hey what was that?
Vegeta stopped thinking and looked up.
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"Keep it down Goten, do you want them to hear us?"
"You're the one who keeps fidgeting Trunks!"
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Huh, why would those two be out here? And why do they have to be quiet? Vegeta thought, puzzled.
~~~
"IDIOT! Keep the camera straight!"
"Well why don't you do it genius boy!"
"Because, I am keeping a lookout. Sheesh"
"Oh yeah, great job you're doing too" Goten snapped sarcastically.
Trunks gritted his teeth.
"You just wait till I don't have to hid. Then you'll be sorry."
"Well why wait till later! Why not now! Or are you scared?" Goten taunted Trunks.
"Scared! Ok that does it!" Trunks said while powering up a blast.
"Trunks! No not a blast!" Goten tried to reason but it was to late. Trunks let go of it and it fired directly towards him.
Goten panicked and as he didn't have enough time to escape he did the only thing he could do, which was duck.
An explosion was heard a second later.
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"What the heck was that?" Goku asked bewildered as he stopped dancing to Barney. "It came from nearby didn't it?"
"I dunno what it was, yeah I think it came from nearby too." Vegeta said to Goku who was now trying to find the source of his distraction. Vegeta noticed that Goku's attention wasn't on his tape player, which was still playing that 'infernal racket' as Vegeta referred to it. So he seized the opportunity.
He quickly zoomed over to it while Goku was distracted, knocked it gently and then quickly zoomed back to where he was originally standing. The sound of crashing plastic and metal was music to his ears.
"Oh no Kakarot!" Vegeta said with feigned sadness and innocence. "Your tape player is on the floor! Oh I hoped it's not damaged. The mild earthquake from the blast must've knocked it off," Vegeta said while smirking inwardly.
Goku snapped his head round to where his tape player had previously been standing on the garden table.
"NOOOO! BARNEY NOOO!" Goku yelled as he rushed over to its remains. "It got the tape too!" Goku said, tears practically forming in his eyes.
Vegeta gave a quick jump and punch to the air.
Goku's would-be tears of sadness were quickly replaced by a death glare that even Vegeta would be proud of. "Whoever did this is gonna pay," He said, his usually smiling face now frowning.
"Couldn't agree with you more. So you know where it came form or who did it?" Vegeta questioned, as he hadn't a chance to track down the culprit.
"Yeah. Mini me and boy genius of evil."
Ah, Trunks and Goten. I know I sensed them earlier.
"Right well lead the way," He said cheerily as he followed Goku.
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" .. Ooooooooohhh dear" Goten said as he looked down behind him at the ground.
Trunks stared open mouthed at his once prized possession remains.
Not really wanting to accept blame for its damage he diverted the blame to Goten.
"GOTEN!" Look what you did!"
"ME!" Goten shouted indignantly. "You're the baka who just HAD to go fire the blast!"
"Yeah and you're the moron who just had to go and duck!" Trunks yelled back, "Hey Goten isn't that your dad coming up the garden?"
Goten stopped himself from yelling back at Trunks and looked back behind him.
"Yeah but .. why does he look like he's on a murder mission or something?" "Haven't the foggiest old boy" Trunks said in a Sherlock Holmes type way.
Goten looked back at Trunks with a 'What?' expression.
Trunks just shrugged and said, "Felt like it"
Goten shook his head at him and dismissed it with a wave of him hand. He then turned his attention to the oncoming bulldozer, otherwise known as his dad.
Goku came over to the two kids and stood in front of them menacingly.
"Ok. Here's the deal. I will ask once, and you will tell me the answer, the truth. Got it?" He said in an eerily calm voice.
Both boys were too astonished at seeing this new side of Goku so they both nodded.
"Good. The question is this: Who fired the blast?"
"TRUNKS!" Goten said almost instantly.
Goku turned his attention to Trunks who looked extremely nervous.
"Is this true?" Goku asked calmly.
"Well .. we .. you see .. Goten .. err .. yes .. " He stammered.
"WHY YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Goku said as he rushed towards Trunks and grabbed him by his collar. "Do you KNOW what you've DONE!" he yelled at his face.
Trunks could've cried. Also it was a trap. If he answered Goku would think he was being a smartass and probably kick his ass, if he didn't then Goku would think he was ignoring the question and still probably kick his ass. He was also planning on how to kick Goten's ass, well if he lived to that is. He tried a new tactic.
"But, but Goten dodged it!" he tired to say to change the subject. He was finding it hard to breath.
"But YOU fired it!" Goku yelled. "We need to have a little 'talk'." Goten said as he dragged Trunks away.
"Dad! Help!" Trunks pleaded.
"Sorry son but you got yourself into this mess. Besides it could be worse, it could be Bulma" Vegeta joked.
Trunks glared daggers at him mumbling something about killing Goten and Vegeta together at the same time horribly.
Vegeta grinned and then looked down at Goten who gave a little jump and backed up a few places when he felt eyes boring down into him.
"Umm Mr Vegeta sir, I'm sorry I ducked. Next time I won't I promise!" Goten's little 7 year old voice said, a little shakily too.
Now Vegeta would normally be cross but seeing how Barney had gone bye bye partly thanks to Goten, he decided to let it go this time.
"Fine, just don't let it happen again kid." He said as he walked passed him to find and make sure his son was still alive.
Goten stood where he was puzzled.
"Umm, Thanks!" he called after Vegeta and then followed him to find his dad and Trunks.
"Ha. That will teach Trunks for always insulting me." He said smirking and then ran inside to see what happened.
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WELL DAMN that was LONG! This is my Christmas present to you guys! Well you guys who read, review and like this. Sorry for the long wait but I really had no idea what to do with the camera, so I destroyed it!
The next chapter will be better. I dunno what it will be about, but it'll be better. Also I am not quite used to the way ff.net lay out my chapters so sorry if the . (dots) which should be pauses don't come up and also I can't get ff.net to show my italics!! Tell me how to if you know plz! I beg of you!
Well until next time have a good Xmas and New Year! Byeeeeeee!
Game set and matched.
"Video camera?"
"Check"
".. film in the video camera,"
"Trunks how dumb do you think I .."
"Uh hum!"
".. grrr .. Check .."
"Walkie talkies?"
"God knows why you actually have a pair but check,"
"Combat style clothes with face paint?"
".. I still don't get why .. fine .. CHECK Sergeant stupid," Goten said as he saluted Trunks sarcastically.
Trunks shot him a glare before continuing.
"Great! We're all set up! Now to put operation S.U.P.E.R into action!" Trunks said.
"YEAH."
~~~~~~~~~
"You put your left leg in, your left leg out, in, out, in, out and shake it all about. You do the hokey pokey and you turn around and that's what it's all."
"KAKAROT!"
" .. about!"
Vegeta stared at Goku disbelievingly as he started putting his right leg in and out and shaking it all about.
This is how Kakarot warms up for a spar? Ugh what's next? Talking monkeys? Oh wait we have Kakarot. Hmm flying pigs? Now there's a thought .
"Hold on Vegeta only a few more verses to go. Then it's onto the Barney tune! And what's more," he paused as he fumbled around in his pocket, "I got it on cassette!" he said triumphantly as he found and produced it for Vegeta to see.
He's got to be kidding, Vegeta thought.
"You have got to be kidding. What do you want to dance to that stupid dinosaurs tune for?"
"Kicks man, kicks!" Goku joked.
"Oh kicks he wants does he? Yeah well I'd like ta give him some kicks and you know where I'd aim? Right up his .." Vegeta continued to mumble.
~~~
"You getting this?"
"Uh huh. Let the humiliation commence"
~~~~~
" .. we're a happy fa-mil-y, with a great .." Goku continued to sing along with Barney while Vegeta just about to have a total breakdown.
He's been singing that damn song for 10 minutes! Vegeta complained to himself. 10 MINUTES! How much longer can I stand? I swear if that song doesn't finish soon someone's gonna .. hey what was that?
Vegeta stopped thinking and looked up.
~~~~
"Keep it down Goten, do you want them to hear us?"
"You're the one who keeps fidgeting Trunks!"
~~~~
Huh, why would those two be out here? And why do they have to be quiet? Vegeta thought, puzzled.
~~~
"IDIOT! Keep the camera straight!"
"Well why don't you do it genius boy!"
"Because, I am keeping a lookout. Sheesh"
"Oh yeah, great job you're doing too" Goten snapped sarcastically.
Trunks gritted his teeth.
"You just wait till I don't have to hid. Then you'll be sorry."
"Well why wait till later! Why not now! Or are you scared?" Goten taunted Trunks.
"Scared! Ok that does it!" Trunks said while powering up a blast.
"Trunks! No not a blast!" Goten tried to reason but it was to late. Trunks let go of it and it fired directly towards him.
Goten panicked and as he didn't have enough time to escape he did the only thing he could do, which was duck.
An explosion was heard a second later.
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"What the heck was that?" Goku asked bewildered as he stopped dancing to Barney. "It came from nearby didn't it?"
"I dunno what it was, yeah I think it came from nearby too." Vegeta said to Goku who was now trying to find the source of his distraction. Vegeta noticed that Goku's attention wasn't on his tape player, which was still playing that 'infernal racket' as Vegeta referred to it. So he seized the opportunity.
He quickly zoomed over to it while Goku was distracted, knocked it gently and then quickly zoomed back to where he was originally standing. The sound of crashing plastic and metal was music to his ears.
"Oh no Kakarot!" Vegeta said with feigned sadness and innocence. "Your tape player is on the floor! Oh I hoped it's not damaged. The mild earthquake from the blast must've knocked it off," Vegeta said while smirking inwardly.
Goku snapped his head round to where his tape player had previously been standing on the garden table.
"NOOOO! BARNEY NOOO!" Goku yelled as he rushed over to its remains. "It got the tape too!" Goku said, tears practically forming in his eyes.
Vegeta gave a quick jump and punch to the air.
Goku's would-be tears of sadness were quickly replaced by a death glare that even Vegeta would be proud of. "Whoever did this is gonna pay," He said, his usually smiling face now frowning.
"Couldn't agree with you more. So you know where it came form or who did it?" Vegeta questioned, as he hadn't a chance to track down the culprit.
"Yeah. Mini me and boy genius of evil."
Ah, Trunks and Goten. I know I sensed them earlier.
"Right well lead the way," He said cheerily as he followed Goku.
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" .. Ooooooooohhh dear" Goten said as he looked down behind him at the ground.
Trunks stared open mouthed at his once prized possession remains.
Not really wanting to accept blame for its damage he diverted the blame to Goten.
"GOTEN!" Look what you did!"
"ME!" Goten shouted indignantly. "You're the baka who just HAD to go fire the blast!"
"Yeah and you're the moron who just had to go and duck!" Trunks yelled back, "Hey Goten isn't that your dad coming up the garden?"
Goten stopped himself from yelling back at Trunks and looked back behind him.
"Yeah but .. why does he look like he's on a murder mission or something?" "Haven't the foggiest old boy" Trunks said in a Sherlock Holmes type way.
Goten looked back at Trunks with a 'What?' expression.
Trunks just shrugged and said, "Felt like it"
Goten shook his head at him and dismissed it with a wave of him hand. He then turned his attention to the oncoming bulldozer, otherwise known as his dad.
Goku came over to the two kids and stood in front of them menacingly.
"Ok. Here's the deal. I will ask once, and you will tell me the answer, the truth. Got it?" He said in an eerily calm voice.
Both boys were too astonished at seeing this new side of Goku so they both nodded.
"Good. The question is this: Who fired the blast?"
"TRUNKS!" Goten said almost instantly.
Goku turned his attention to Trunks who looked extremely nervous.
"Is this true?" Goku asked calmly.
"Well .. we .. you see .. Goten .. err .. yes .. " He stammered.
"WHY YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Goku said as he rushed towards Trunks and grabbed him by his collar. "Do you KNOW what you've DONE!" he yelled at his face.
Trunks could've cried. Also it was a trap. If he answered Goku would think he was being a smartass and probably kick his ass, if he didn't then Goku would think he was ignoring the question and still probably kick his ass. He was also planning on how to kick Goten's ass, well if he lived to that is. He tried a new tactic.
"But, but Goten dodged it!" he tired to say to change the subject. He was finding it hard to breath.
"But YOU fired it!" Goku yelled. "We need to have a little 'talk'." Goten said as he dragged Trunks away.
"Dad! Help!" Trunks pleaded.
"Sorry son but you got yourself into this mess. Besides it could be worse, it could be Bulma" Vegeta joked.
Trunks glared daggers at him mumbling something about killing Goten and Vegeta together at the same time horribly.
Vegeta grinned and then looked down at Goten who gave a little jump and backed up a few places when he felt eyes boring down into him.
"Umm Mr Vegeta sir, I'm sorry I ducked. Next time I won't I promise!" Goten's little 7 year old voice said, a little shakily too.
Now Vegeta would normally be cross but seeing how Barney had gone bye bye partly thanks to Goten, he decided to let it go this time.
"Fine, just don't let it happen again kid." He said as he walked passed him to find and make sure his son was still alive.
Goten stood where he was puzzled.
"Umm, Thanks!" he called after Vegeta and then followed him to find his dad and Trunks.
"Ha. That will teach Trunks for always insulting me." He said smirking and then ran inside to see what happened.
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WELL DAMN that was LONG! This is my Christmas present to you guys! Well you guys who read, review and like this. Sorry for the long wait but I really had no idea what to do with the camera, so I destroyed it!
The next chapter will be better. I dunno what it will be about, but it'll be better. Also I am not quite used to the way ff.net lay out my chapters so sorry if the . (dots) which should be pauses don't come up and also I can't get ff.net to show my italics!! Tell me how to if you know plz! I beg of you!
Well until next time have a good Xmas and New Year! Byeeeeeee!