Disclaimer: My name is Onitna. I did not write this story. Alablast wrote it not me. I don't own Inuyasha and last time I checked neither did Alablast. Do the owners of the shows actually read the fics? I know I might read a few if I ever became an author and someone actually like my story enough to write one…
Onitna's note: I found this extremely amusing. In case you didn't pick up from the title this is Kagome's diary from her pov. I was in stitches from laughing so hard. I managed to worm two chaps from the author Alablast. He lent me his story to post since he doesn't have or want a fanfic.net account. So, enjoy.
Surgeon General Warning: This story is hazardous to readers drinking or eating at the time. If you have breathing difficulties do not read. Millions have died from laughter. Don't be another statistic.
Now on to the story…
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Day 1
Bike broke. Returned through well. Bike in shop.
Day 2
Have talked parents into loaning car.
Day 3
Left lights on in car. Battery dead. Use jewel shards for jumpstart.
Day 4
Car works.
Day 5
Out of gas. Have talked Shippo into becoming gas can. Shippo is not combustible.
Day 6
Shippo looks cuter with burn marks. The half-black bow suits him as well.
Day 12
Pushed car to well.
Day 13
Car will not fit.
Day 14
Used Testugia to remove side-mounted rear view mirrors.
Day 15
Car fits.
O.N (Onitna's note)- So after reading review! I need to see if you like this. If not, I can save myself a lot of grief and headaches and not bother the author for more. Did you find it amusing? I loved the whole car thing. But I have one little problem with it. If the car came out why couldn't it go back in? Does anyone know why? Alablast explained it but I didn't fully comprehend him. Did you like the Surgeon General Warning? That was my touch. *smiles proudly* *everyone falls silent* Was it that bad?