"Lana, if they run out of bacon, I'm going to make you pay." Pete

yelled through the bathroom door.

"Lana, last time I ate the last pancake and he wanted it, and he was

pissed. Come on, let's go!" Chloe called out.



All three boys visibly let out a breath as the door opened and Lana

stepped out.



"Ready. Sorry." Lana cast a smile on all of them, and Clark steered

her out of the room and down the hall.



"Why did she spend so much time in the bathroom? She looks just like

she always does!" Pete addressed Lex and me.



"Ah, you just don't understand woman Pete!" I grinned. Pete looked

at Lex, who shrugged.



"I don't get them either." Lex smirked. "They don't understand

football or basketball. We don't understand makeup or clothes. It's

the way of the world."



"Maybe none of the girls your daddy has found you understand

sports, but this one does. Don't judge us all on the few you know.

Try dating outside your social class, see what happens then." I shot

back, not even realizing who I was addressing until after I said

what I said.



"Excuse her; she hasn't had any coffee yet." Pete informed Lex, who

nodded and walked ahead to wait for an elevator.



"What was that? You're the anti-Luthor, remember?" Chloe questioned

Pete quietly.



"Did you see that room? I decided to put our differences aside for

the weekend. Did you see that room?"



"Guys, you planning on getting in, or are you taking the stairs five

floors down?" Clark asked as Lana, Lex and himself got into an

elevator.



"Sorry, sorry. You're stomach isn't grumbling loud enough yet!" I

snarked as we got in the elevator.



"Sorry about that little `social class' crack. My brain isn't fully

awake yet." I addressed Lex.



"Don't worry about it. I will prove you wrong though." Lex grinned

as the elevator chimed, telling us we had reached the lobby floor.



***



"I hope they aren't coming down for the breakfast special." Lana

remarked as we passed a couple heading towards the hotel restaurant

we had just exited.



"Maybe I should go warn them three growing boys just ate the place

bare?" I remarked as Lex walked over to the counter we checked in,

exchanged words with the woman tending the desk, and then joined us

back by the lounge area of the lobby.



"Alright, I have a limo coming to pick us up in a few minutes.

We'll stop off at my bank and then your fates rest in the hands of

Chloe." Lex said, sitting himself next me, leaving Lana and Clark

nice and comfy in the overstuffed love seat while Pete, Lex and I

nearly sat on top of each other. Sitting on Lex's lap.ok, wait,

LEX'S bank?



"We don't need to stop at the bank. Ms. Kent and Ms. Ross know I am

city-fying their boys and I have plenty of funds to go all out."



Chloe looked over at the Clark as he let out a groan, which received

a giggle from Lana, which received a eye roll from Chloe, a

sympathetic look from Pete, and a interested face from Lex.



"Oh, that's a really nice limo Lex! Thanks." Lana smiled at Lex as a

limo pulled up in front of the hotel and the group moved towards the

exit. Lana turned to Clark. "This time you can't run out on me,

huh?" Lana smiled. "I.I." Clark said, stumped by her sudden drudging

up the past.



"Come on Clark, let's go!" Chloe growled, grabbing his arm and

trying to keep herself from shooting Lana a look that could stop

Lionel Luthor in his tracks.



Lex just observed the teenagers as they headed towards the

Metropolis Mall, realizing he was obviously the only person in this

group with any common sense.



***



Lex laughed as Pete and Chloe argued over dress pants, but Lex's

laughter abruptly stopped as he watched Lana and Clark wander deeper

into the sales racks by themselves and saw Chloe falter as she saw

the same thing. Chloe shook her head defiantly and shoved him

towards the dressing room, then sat in a plush chair by the doors.



"My extreme perceptiveness is picking up on a breaking heart. What's

the deal with Clark?"



"This was supposed to be our weekend. I was planning on asking him

to the Spring Formal. Then the infamous matchmaker Lex Luthor got

involved. Not that I don't appreciate everything you're doing, I

just wanted to spend some time with Clark. And I don't get Lana. She

has Whitney. If she doesn't want Whitney, get rid of him!! I wouldn't mind her and Clark so much if she didn't already have someone. It's like she's monopolizing all the guys and I'm sitting

here alone." Chloe spilled to me in one big breath, then looked at

me. "Whoa, sorry about that! So much for not letting the emotional

dam break!"



"Hey, I understand." Lex smiled.



"Right, like you've ever not been able to get a girl. Don't lie; it

doesn't make me feel any better." Chloe said with a slight smile.



"Cindy Mason, 9th grade. She fell in love with my best girl friend's

boyfriend." Lex answered with a straight face.



"Hmm, so are you going to say this is just a teenage thing like my

mom?" Chloe sighed.



"Nope. I am going to say I'm sure you'll have better luck down the

road then I did. I know."



"Just because you could fill your mansion with all the money in your

bank accounts and probably have a lot left over doesn't mean you can

tell the future. How do you know I won't grow old and have a hundred

cats?"



"I never thought of you to be insecure Chloe." Lex said, as though

it answered the question.



"It's just my inner superficial girl talking. I mean, Lana.Chloe.

Lana.Chloe. I feel bad Clark would pick her over me, not just for

looks, since he knows both of us pretty well. It's like I'm not good

enough. Ugh! Look what you've made me do Luthor!" Chloe said,

shaking her head and shoving Lex.



"Chloe! I'm coming out!" Pete called from inside the dressing room.



"Ok, ready!" Chloe called back, a grin forming on her face.



`He may not be her heart's desire, but they care for each other. She

needs to realize what she has. Yes, I do believe it is time for a

Luthor intervention.' Lex grinned, and observed the scene playing

out in front of him. `Ms. Ross must have hated shopping with him

when he was little.'