Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha, but… THE MICROWAVE IS MINE!!!!! *runs off with Alablast's microwave*

O.N. Just to remind you, this is Alablast's work, not mine. So if you think it's not worth the space it would occupy in the recycling bin, you can't blame me! Please review. I need to know someone out there is reading this and is backing me up when I hound Alablast for more work. So enjoy!

Department of Health notice: VERY IMPORTANT! Do not try this at home! Squeezing a car through a well, hot wiring a microwave to run off of jewel shards, microwaving doorbells or demons and then attempting to eat them have been proven to be threatening towards one's health. After extensive research we have discovered that some of the above mentioned actions could result in death, especially if the demon is not 'well-done'.

Day 60

Fixed doorbell. Still can't hear noise. However, Inuyasha hates it for some reason. Can't figure out why.

Day 62

Received letter from parents through the well. Souta brought it to me. Had to order Inuyasha to sit, before he would stop chasing Souta. I guess even in the feudal age, dogs chase mailmen… or… half-dog demons chase people employed in carrying mail.

Day 63

Exams are soon… Trying to teach Shippo to become a cheat-sheet. Not working.

Day 65


Exams in two days. Returned to well.

Day 66

Shippo still has not become a cheat-sheet. Have microwaved some fish for him.

Day 67

Have cheat sheet! Returned through well for exams.

Day 68

Can't count. Exam tomorrow. Good thing it's not a math exam, I guess.

Day 69

It WAS a math exam! Have to remember what classes I'm taking.

Day 70

Returned through well. Don't really want to know what I made on exams, anyway. Besides, the test was rigged. What kind of teacher would ask a student to write their name on the paper, anyway? Like she doesn't know our name by now?! I showed up for her class… oh, once or twice, at least…

Day 71

Brought laptop through well. Mom wasn't using it.

Day 72

Taught Shippo to become laptop. Spent the day playing Age Of Empires with Inuyasha and Miruko.

Day 73

Lost to Miroku. I think he cheated, somehow…

Day 75

Had to stop Miroku from microwaving Inuyasha. Shippo was no help. Kept pressing the "Clock" button. Already told him it never works anyway.

Day 78

Microwave became possessed. Miroku told me so. It's amazing how he can tell these things, just by looking at them… Loaned him the laptop for an hour, after he removed the demon from the microwave. Shippo said it tasted better with the demon, but Miroku convinced me that all the food would be poisoned. Oh well.

Day 79

Screen-saver on Laptop changed. Background, too. But… who taught Miroku how to change to the scrolling marquee? Oh well. E-mailed him, and told him no.

Day 80.5

Still will not " Bear Miroku's child." Shippo won't either. Miroku won't ask Inuyasha.

Day 80

Have not received a reply. Must check Junk Mail, in case.

Day 81

Received e-mail from Shippo@feedme.com. Subject was "Feed Me." Deleted it. Stupid junk mail… You'd think that if you went back in time a few hundred years, they wouldn't be able to find you, but, no…

Day 82

Received more mail from Shippo@feedme.com. How did that person get my e-mail address, anyway?

Day 83

Have opened a new e-mail account. Almost immediately, I received 3 e-mails from Shippo@feedme.com. And I thought junk mail was bad in the present…