VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE TO ALABLAST!!! I have added suggestions and little comments to the fic in () and bold lettering, please read and inform me of your answer to the notes…
Disclaimer: Don't own Inuyasha, but… THE MICROWAVE IS MINE!!!!! *runs off with Alablast's microwave*
O.N. Just to remind you, this is Alablast's work, not mine. So if you think it's not worth the space it would occupy in the recycling bin, you can't blame me! Please review. I need to know someone out there is reading this and is backing me up when I hound Alablast for more work. So enjoy!
Department of Health notice: VERY IMPORTANT! Do not try this at home! Squeezing a car through a well, hot wiring a microwave to run off of jewel shards, microwaving doorbells or demons and then attempting to eat them have been proven to be threatening towards one's health. After extensive research we have discovered that some of the above mentioned actions could result in death, especially if the demon is not 'well-done'.
Day 60
Fixed doorbell. Still can't hear noise. However, Inuyasha hates it for some reason. Can't figure out why.
Day 62
Received letter from parents through the well. Souta brought it to me. Had to order Inuyasha to sit, before he would stop chasing Souta. I guess even in the feudal age, dogs chase mailmen… or… half-dog demons chase people employed in carrying mail. (That's really nice and all, but… Souta can't go through the well… ) HE CAN NOW!! BWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!…
Day 63
Exams are soon… Trying to teach Shippo to become a cheat-sheet. Not working.
Day 65
Exams in two days. Returned to well.
Day 66
Shippo still has not become a cheat-sheet. Have microwaved some fish for him.
Day 67
Have cheat sheet! Returned through well for exams.
Day 68
Can't count. Exam tomorrow. Good thing it's not a math exam, I guess.
Day 69
It WAS a math exam! Have to remember what classes I'm taking.
Day 70
Returned through well. Don't really want to know what I made on exams, anyway. Besides, the test was rigged. What kind of teacher would ask a student to write their name on the paper, anyway? Like she doesn't know our name by now?! I showed up for her class… oh, once or twice, at least…
Day 71
Brought laptop through well. Mom wasn't using it. (Dude, did Kagome get a Dell?) No- Compaq.
Day 72
Taught Shippo to become laptop. Spent the day playing Age Of Empires with Inuyasha and Miruko.
Day 73
Lost to Miroku. I think he cheated, somehow…
Day 75
Had to stop Miroku from microwaving Inuyasha. Shippo was no help. Kept pressing the "Clock" button. Already told him it never works anyway.
Day 78
Microwave became possessed. (Note, "told me"? Methinks it would sound better as informed or something… told me just sounds strange… May want to add more context clues… people may think that the microwaved youkai had something to do with it…) Miroku told me SO. It's amazing how he can tell these things, just by looking at them… Loaned him the laptop for an hour, after he removed the demon from the microwave. Shippo said it tasted better with the demon, but Miroku convinced me that all the food would be poisoned. Oh well.
Day 79
Screen-saver on Laptop changed. Background, too. (was it Anne Gedds or pictures of babies???) What? Who is "Anne Gedds?"… She takes pics of babies… You know Wind tunnel man was asking her to bear his child maybe he had possible outcomes…? But… who taught Miroku how to change to the (Onitna: READ THIS!) scrolling marquee? (*ish reading it* *doesn't get it*) And that, folks, is why I'M writing the story… (And that is why I'm editing it… It makes no SENSE!!! ) Of course! If it made cents, I wouldn't be working at Burger King, WOULD I?!?!… ( I knew McDonalds was better! Especially if BK hired you!) Did anybody hear something about more chapters? Oh… must have… just been my imagination… Oh well. E-mailed him, and told him no. (suggestion: add more clues as to what the question… sounds as if it could be a question as to more time on laptop or something…) Wait… after all that, you want MORE?!?!?!…. (I though I get it My Way???) HEY! STOP USING MY ITALICS!!!…
Day 80.5
Still will not " Bear Miroku's child." Shippo won't either. (why is Miroku asking Shippo? That's just wrong!) Miroku won't ask Inuyasha. (He was the other laptop, you dolt…)
Day 80
Have not received a reply. Must check Junk Mail, in case.
Day 81
Received e-mail from Shippo@feedme.com. Subject was "Feed Me." Deleted it. Stupid junk mail… You'd think that if you went back in time a few hundred years, they wouldn't be able to find you, but, no…(*wonders if Shippo sent message on laptop he transformed himself into????*) Was THAT who that was?… Oh…
Day 82
Received more mail from Shippo@feedme.com. How did that person get my e-mail address, anyway?
Day 83
Have opened a new e-mail account. Almost immediately, I received 3 e-mails from Shippo@feedme.com. And I thought junk mail was bad in the present…