AN- This is my sad attempt at humor. I have no life.
In an airport, far far away….
Meissa- Erm
Karen- Are we there yet?
Melissa- You moron! We haven't even left the airport yet, damn airport security.
Security man- Miss, were going to have to inspect your laptop.
Melissa- Drop it and Die! (As she hands over her computer)
Security man- Were very careful about stuff like that miss (As he drops the laptop)
Melissa- Die and Burn!!!!! (Proceeds to do the Edgecution as Karen watches)
Karen- Are we there yet?
Melissa- (Slaps forehead) Yes Karen, yes we are.
Karen- Yay! Were In Australi- (Stops mid word and sniff's air) Jeff! (Pulls Melissa towards the scent)
On the other side of the airport.
Jeff- Skittles! (Pulls Matt to Karen)
Matt- No! Down Jeff! We have a plane to catch! (Drags him away on his leash)
On the Plane.
Karen- I thought you said we were in Australia.
Melissa- I lied.
On the other end of the plane.
Jeff- I thought you said we were in Australia!
Matt- I lied.
Jeff- Skittles! (Gets up and goes to the front of the plane)
Karen- Jeff!
Jeff- Skittles!
Melissa- Jeff?
Christian- I hate Edge.
Edge- I heard that!
Melissa- Edge?
Edge- (Sees Melissa) Why me?
EdgesGothDiva- Edge, I'm sick of this. If your not madly in love with my split personality in five seconds, Ima start that slash fic!
Edge- I mean, Melissa!
EdgesGothDiva- Better.
Melissa- (Get's up and sits in the empty seat next to Edge) Hi Edge!
Edge- (puts his arm around her shoulders) Hi Melissa. (Thinking) Damn you EdgesGothDiva!!!!!
EdgesGothDiva- Muwahaha!!!
Christian- Does she do that a lot? America sucks!
Undertaker- Respect me or die!
Jericho- I'm the king of the World.
Bubba Duddley- Bubba! Get the tables!
D'von- (Producing a basket) Donations anyone?
Melissa- Where'd all you people come form and WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!
Jericho- Hey!
Melissa- Who else is here?
(Perry Saturn, Stephanie, Triple H, Kurt Angle, The Rock, Hurricane, Trish, Stacy, and William Regal all pop their heads up) Hi!
Matt- Oh My God.
At the front of the plane.
Perry Saturn- Moppy! Let's go sky diving! (Pulls the door open)
Everyone- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Melissa- Hold me Edge!!!
Edge- I don't want to die! (Thinking) Yes! Muwahaha! You wont be able to get me once I'm dead EdgesGothDiva!!!
EdgesGothDiva- That's what you think Muwahahaha!!!!
Plane goes into a nosedive
Karen and Jeff- WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
On the shore of a uncharted island.
Edge- I'm alive! (Thinking) Damn you EdgesGothDiva!!!!!
EdgesGothDiva- Told ya!
Karen- If you're not here, say cheesey monkey testicles!
Everyone- Blank stare.
Melissa- Perry! You're dead! (Starts to chase Perry around, eventually getting him down and kicking his ass.
Everyone but Perry and Melissa- Damn.
Suddenly, there is movement in the tall grass and a shaggy figure steps out.
Everyone- Ahhhhhhh!
Figure- Ahhhhhhh!
Melissa- Gangrel!
Perry- (Lying on the floor) Moppy!
Gangrel- Erm, hi?
Edge- It's you! (Fly's at him and spears Gangrel down.)
Melissa- Edge! No!(Runs over and picks Edge up off Gangrel.
Gangrel- (With a strange look in his eye) Thanks.
Melissa- (Blushing) No problem.
Edge- I thought you loved me!
Christian- Haha! America Sucks!
Rock- That's it Jabroni! Die! (Beats the crap out of Christian)
HHH- What are you doing here?
Gangrel- My plane Crashed and stranded me here
Karen- That's got to suck.
Everyone- (Blank Stare)
Angle- Where's Regal?
Regal- (sitting on top of sinking plane, watching shark fins and clutching a pink teddy bear.
Angle- Flufums!
Triple H- (Muttering) Queer.
Gangrel- Um, do you guys have any blood.
Rock- You sick freak!
Trish and Stacy- Ewwww!
Melissa- MMMMMM Blood.
Gangrel- (takes off his silver shades) You like blood.
Melissa- I love blood!
Gangrel- (Sweeps her off her feet) Finally! Someone that understands!
Edge- Hey! (sounding like a hurt puppy)
EdgesGothDiva- Muwahahahaha!
Edge drops to his knees and screams.
Christian-(starting to move) haha, ooh, Matt, your looking good today. (passes out again)
Matt- (Pales)
Stephanie- (Shrieking) Were all gonna die!!!!!
Karen- Shut up.
Jeff- Does anyone have any skittles?
Karen- I might.
Jeff- Can I have them?
Karen- Sure, if you do what I say for a few minutes.
Jeff- Kay!
Karen- Excellent (Leads Jeff into bushes)
Angle- Can I have some skittles?
Karen- Hell no!!!
Angle- I'm an Olympic gold medallist and I cant even get any skittles!
Hurricane- Um, So, Citizen Gangrel, do you have any shelter?
Gangrel- yea, a cave.
Edge- Errrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Trish- (To Edge) You look like you need some stratusfaction.
Edge- Ummmmm, no. (Runs to the head of the procession)
Karen- (Now back and holding Jeff's hand) Are we there yet?
Jeff- Yum, those were good skittles. Can I have some more?
Karen- Later.
Jericho- (Upon seeing the cave) I'm a living legend, and I have to live in a cave?
Rock- If you don't like it, you can get the f out! (Does the peoples eyebrow)
Christian- I'm hungry!
Edge- Haha!
Gangrel- There are some spears outside the cave, if your hungry, go fish.
Christian- You're not going to help us?
Gangrel- No.
Christian- Why? (Throws tantrum)
Melissa- because he'll be occupied at the time (Crawling into Gangrels lap)
Edge- Melissa can come, she's good at fishing!
Melissa- Whatever.
Edge- (thinking) Yes!
Perry- Moppy, don't say that! I cant kill her!
Melissa- (hisses at Perry)
Edge, Christian, Jeff, Karen, Melissa, and Angle all go to fish and bring home food.
Angle- (Sniffle) Fluffums!
Melissa- Will you shut up!
Edge- Yea! What she said.
Christian- (To Melissa) a know, even if America sucks, you're pretty damn hot.
EdgesGothDiva- Muwahahaha!
Jeff- She's creepy.
Edge- Amen.
Melissa- So Mote it Be.
Angle- Fluffums. Sniff, sniff.
Christian- America sucks.
Karen- Moo.
Melissa- What in the blue hell is wrong with you?
Rock- (Back at camp) Hey!
Karen- Walks away and bashes her head with a coconut.
After two hours of fishing, no one has anything, and everyone's pissed.
Melissa- Hey, o split personality, we need food!
EdgesGothDiva- Bleh, I'm lazy. Get it your self.
Melissa- Give us food or I kill myself and end the story.
EdgesGothDiva- Fine, fine.
A whole pile of food appears in front of them.
EdgesGothDiva- anything else while I'm at it?
Melissa- Well, now that you mention it…….
Four hours later
EdgesGothDiva- Okay, you have a house, furniture, a computer, a lifetime supply of skittles, an xbox, games, quads, dirt bikes, a roller coaster, fifty gallons of blood, jet ski's, and I made the Dudley's disappear, a shotgun, and a teddy bear (Everyone looks at Angle). Anything else?
Melissa- No.
EdgesGothDiva- I wont forget this.
Karen and Jeff- Are we there yet?
Meanwhile, Perry has made a raft and is going out to sea, hoping to get back to land.
Perry- Don't worry Moppy! We'll make it and then no one will laugh at us ever again.
Moppy-……..
Perry- I know!
Moppy-………
Perry- I hear you.
Just then, a tidal wave comes out of no where and nails the little float.
Perry- Moppy?
Moppy-………..
Perry- Moppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moppy- You let me float away you worthless piece of crap!
Perry- MOPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MOPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Back on shore.
Melissa- damn, that guy has problems.
Edge & Christian & Gangrel- Melissa, will you marry me?
Melissa- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (Faints)
Edge- Ahhhh she's dead!!!
All three rotate doing CPR.
Melissa- (Thinking) Life is good)
Angle- Step aside, I know how to do CPR.
Melissa- NOOO! I'm alive!
Karen- Jeff, I want skittles.
Jeff- I want hair dye.
Karen- EdgesGothDiva? Hello?
EdgesGothDiva- No. You guys are roughing it from now on and how in the blue hell did you two eat a lifetime supply of skittles in under twenty minutes?!
Jeff- Pleaseeeeee? (Burps)
EdgesGothDiva- No. MUWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Screen pans to other room
Trish- I love you Rocky!
Rock- Must have Pie (Twitch)
Trish- I have some pie for you. (Leads Rock to her room)
Screen oans to Living Room
Stacy and Stephanie- Were all alone!
Triple H and Jericho- That's because you're whores.
Screen pans To front Porch
Hurricane- So citizen Matt, I've been looking for a new sidekick..
Matt-(Twitch twitch)
Screen Pans To Computer Room
Audience- Enough with the damn panning!!!!!!
EdgesGothDiva- Never!! Muwahahahaha!!!
Christian- Damn, she has issues.
Melissa- (Now on computer)
Gangrel- What are you doing?
Melissa- Talking to my friends.
Gangrel- Oh.
Melissa- None of them believe me.
Gangrel- (wrapping his arms around her waist) Oh, too bad.
Melissa- Yea, guess that means that no one can save us.
Christian- (walking in) I'm loneley.
Edge- (Walking in with him) Deal with it.
Melissa- Arg! This is too hard!
Christian- I know you really love me.
Melissa- Um, actually, no. You never had a chance to begin with.
Christian- America Sucks!
I need someone for Christian and Gangrel. Tell me if ur interested.