Special guest appearances by:
Angel as Angel
Cat Lea as Cat
OntheEdge487 as Mandy
Andraste McMahon as Robin
Caitlin714 as Caitlin
Melissa- Hey, what happened to Taker?
Edge- Erm, um, good question.
Karen- Has Anyone seen Taker?
Trish, Stacy, Stephanie, Christian, Edge, Gangrel, Rock, Triple H, Matt, Jeff, Hurricane-, Jericho- No.
Edge- Maybe we should send out a search party!
Melissa- That's a great idea Edge!
Edge- (thinking) Muwahahaha! She's all mine!
EdgesGothDiva- That's the spirit!
Karen- Who should go?
Everyone- Angle and Stephanie
Stephanie- (Screeching) What! No! I'm a McMahon dammit!
Melissa- Tough.
Stephanie- I'm not going!
Melissa- Yea you are.
Stephanie- You cant make me!
Melissa- Yes I can! (Picks Steph up and throws her out the window of the three story house)
Angle- Steph! You killed her! (Crying)
Edge- Go check on her! (Spears him out the window)
Stephanie- (Standing, but barely. Bleeding from the mouth, arm bones protruding from skin) I'm alive!!! It's a mira- (Is cut off by Angle falling on her)
Angle- Steph! I never knew you felt that way!
HHH- Haha! Die bitch die!
Matt- At least we don't have to listen to that annoying voice anymore.
Everyone but Angle- Good Point.
Angle- Oh my god! I killed her!
Rock- Suck it up and go find Taker you thong wearing bald headed Jabroni!
Angle- but
Hurricane- Wait, citizens, I think he's right.
EdgesGothDiva- No, he's not. End of story. Angle, go now before I make you even gayer.
Edge- Is that possible?
EdgesGothDiva- Muwahaha!
Gangrel- That's a yes.
Angle- Fine, but only if Stacy goes with me.
Stacy- Ewww no!
Melissa- Don't make me throw you out the window skank.
Stacy- Hey! You're the skank skank!
Karen- Can I do the honors?
Melissa- Have a jolly good time.
Jericho- You sound like that assclown Regal!
Regal- (From the stomach of a shark) I bloody detest that you muffin!
Melissa- Why wont you shit weeds die!!!!
Karen- Okay, just go find Taker already!
Jeff- And bring back skittles!
Matt- Why! Why am I related to him! Why why why? (starts banging his head against a coconut tree that just happens to be growing on the third floor of the house.)
Just then, Undertaker walks in the door with five girls in tow, one bieng in his arms.
Girl one- Ahhhhhhh! It's my fellow superhero, The Hurricane! (Runs over and glomps his leg)
Hurricane- Um, hello
Girl one- My names The Robin!
Hurricane- Well hello, citizen Robin.
Robin- Errrrrrrrrr
Hurricane- I mean fellow super hero Robin.
Robin- ERRRRRRRRRRRR.
Hurricane- I mean the robin!!!
Robin- Better
Melissa- Who are you people and where did they you form?
Undertaker- I don't know, they just showed up on the beach.
The Robin- We were just sitting at our computers, then we were here and my Shane Helms senses started tingling! (Strikes heroic pose)
Melissa- righhhhhhhhhhhhhhhht
Undertaker- I finally found a person with a brain, this is Cat. (Points to the girl in his arms)
Cat- Respect me or die!
Christian- America sucks!
Cat and Taker- What? (Start to beat up Christian)
Angel- OH hell no! (Pulls Undertaker and Cat off of Christian)
Edge- Haha! You have a girl fighting for you!
Angel- and what's wrong with that? Chrissy needs someone to help him.
Edge- Chrissy? (Bursts out laughing)
Angel- That's it, you're going down.
Edge- I cant hit girls!
Angel- Then I suggest you start to run. (Tackles Edge and starts to beat on him)
Melissa- That's it bitch! Time to die! (Pulls Angel off Edge and starts to beat her down unmercifully) Die Bitch Die!!
Christian- Don't touch her! (Pulls Melissa off Angel and tries to beat her up, Edge interferes and pulls Christian up, Smacking him silly.
Stacy- (To Trish)You got Rock! Die!
Trish- Bring it on.
Stacy- It's already been broughten. (Takes it to Trish)
Jericho- I'm a living Legend and I'm forced to live with you people!
Rock- Shut up Pinky! (Starts to beat on Jericho)
The whole room erupts in a brawl, and when the dust clears, everyone but Melissa, Edge, Andraste, Angel, Mandy, Catlin, and Cat are lying on the floor twitching.
Melissa- (To Mandy and Catlin) So who are you guys?
Mandy- I'm Mandy
Catlin- and I'm Catlin!
Melissa- Hi
Mandy- (Walks over to Matt) Oh, poor baby, are you okay.
Matt- You're pretty, what's your name?
Mandy- Mandy and thanks.
Matt- My names Matt.
Mandy- Yea, I know. (Scoops Matt into her arms)
Matt- Wanna go swimming?
Mandy- Sure.
Melissa- So Catlin, what are you doing here.
Catlin- Well, I really love Jeff, but I know he's taken. So, I wanted to be in the same house as him and am willing to offer my services to erm whats his face? Gangrel, that's right.
Melissa- Okay, erm whatever.
Catlin- (To Gangrel) Hey, fangy, want to go swimming?
Gangrel- Um, Sure.
Christian and Angel walk out the door holding hands, heading down to the beach, along with Taker and Cat, Hurricane and Robin,
Robin- ERRRRRRRRR
EdgesGothDiva- I mean The Robin
Robin- Better
EdgesGothDiva- Where was I? Oh yea.
Catlin and Gangrel, Rock and Trish, Jeff and Karen, and Melissa and Edge.
Stacy- I'm all alone, I feel so sad. (Sniffs)
HHH- Hey, Stace, wanna play the game?
Stacy- (Eyes light up) Anytime anywhere.
HHH- Sweet. I always wanted someone to play checkers with! (Pulls out a checker board)
We move to the living room, where Jericho and Angle are sitting on the couch.
Jericho- It's not fair! I'm the king of the world, larger than life, living legend, Chris Jericho! And I cant even get Stacy! (Twitch)
Angle- I know! I'm an olympic gold medalist and I cant get any action. (Twitch twitch)
Jericho- Legends are so totally under appreciated.
Angle- (In his idea of a sexy voice) Ya know Chris, I always thought you looked really good in those pink tights.
Jericho- Really?
Angle- (Purring) Yea.
Jericho- Well that thong you wear looks great, it complements your cheeks perfectly.
Angle- (Blushing) Awwww, thanks Y2.
They look at each other before starting to make out furiously.
Melissa- (Running in) Be right there Edge, just want to get the beach blank AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Edge- (Runs in after her) What's wron- (See's what she saw) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
They both run out the door screaming.
Angle- Oh well. (Starts to make out with Jericho again)
Edgesgothdiva- Muwahahahaha! Aren't I a sick freak!
Jericho- I thought you liked me? Why
did you put me with Angle.
EdgesGothDiva- A- Because it was interesting. B- Because I wanted to C- Because of what you did to Jeff on RAW you stupid piece of Shit!
Jericho- I'm a living legend and your just some stupid freak with no life!
EdgesGothDiva- Um, when someone has the power to do anything they want to you, I don't think you should insult them dumbass.
Jericho- You can touch me! I'm the king of the world!
EdgesGothDiva- Oh yea? (Whistles) Hey! Angle! Over here!
Angle- Chrissy? Is that you?
Jericho- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I'll get you EdgesGothDiva and your little dog too!
EdgesGothDiva- I don't have a dog.
Jericho- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Stephanie- I'm still alive!
Melissa- Hey, author shes still alive!
Just at that moment, a huge semi truck comes out of nowhere (Sound familiar Andraste?) and runs her over, silencing that annoying voice forever.
Andraste- Muwahahaha!
EdgesGothDiva- Muwahaha!
Melissa- Muwahahaha!
Karen- Moo