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Chapter 2: Intro to Mike



The dog led Kagome inside and into the livingroom. She sat down, not knowing that Inu Yasha was sitting in the chair across from her. After a few seconds, he spoke up. "Hey!"

Kagome jumped in shock, "Inu Yasha! Don't scare me like that!" she said. The strange dog lay at her feet. It put its cute fuzzy face on her foot and purred. Kagome giggled and Inu Yasha felt a ripple of anger go over him. Kagome bent over and patted the dog on the head, "What do you think I should call him?" she asked.

"How about Shit?" Inu Yasha grumbled.

"What?" Kagome said.

"Nothing."

The golden retriever growled at him. Inu Yasha growled back. Kagome's mom came over with the dog's papers. "Well this thing says his name is Mike."

"Mike?" Kagome said.

"Nice name." Inu Yasha replied dryly.

"What's wrong with Mike?" Kagome asked.

"Nothing, just that it's a stupid American name." he sighed.

(AN: O_o I have a good mind to go over there and bash him over the head with the American flag!)

"Well I think it's a cute name." Kagome said. She held out her hand to Mike and the dog licked it affectionately. Kagome laughed, "And he's so nice too!"

Inu Yasha glared at Mike with fire in his eyes. Mike grinned at him making him even angrier.

"Kagome, why don't you go lie down and rest your eyes." Mama said. He helped Kagome up and started to lead her upstairs.

As she left the livingroom, she could be heard saying, "Mom! I think the point of a seeing eyedog is using it to-"

"Oh it's no big thing." Her Mama said.

A few seconds passed where Inu Yasha and Mike held an unbroken gaze.

Then Inu Yasha said, "What are you doing in MY home?!"

Mike rolled onto his back with his furry stomach exposed and whimpered.

"Don't even play that with me!" Inu Yasha said. "This isn't your territory and I'm telling you to leave! You don't belong here!"

All of a sudden, Mama walked up and grabbed Mike's collar. She looked at Inu Yasha and said, "Kagome wants him." As she led Mike out of the room, he waved his tail mockingly behind him and Inu Yasha took this as a personal challenge.



Inu Yasha slowly pushed Kagome's door open. He stuck his head around it. Kagome was asleep on her bed with Mike laying next to her. Inu Yasha fumed. He slowly snuck into the room and stood over the two. Mike looked up at him warily. Inu Yasha glared at him, then his attention was drawn to the sleeping angel next to his rival. He smiled at her then glared at him. He stuck his hand out and whispered, "Alright, Buddy. Time to go!"

Kagome's chest rose a little bit and she breathed in deep. Inu Yasha froze in horror. He knew what would happen if she woke up and found him standing over her. He shuddered at the thought of being "sat" through the second story floor of her room. He was so caught up in his thoughts that he was caught off guard by Kagome's next move.

"Karate." She said drowsily. Then in pretty quick reflexes for a sleeping person, she reached out, grabbed his wrist and flipped him onto the opposite side of her bed. "That'll teach yooo-" she trailed off in her sleep. Inu Yasha looked up at Mike who looked quite peeved at Inu Yasha's being on Kagome's bed. Inu Yasha looked at him pleadingly, but sorry Mike felt not.

The dog turned his head to Kagome and tugged at her shirt collar. "Mike, come on." She said. She reached out and scratched Inu Yasha and top of his head. It actually felt good. His ears twitched. Then she pulled her hand back and crawled back into sleeping position.

Inu Yasha sighed in relief-though he was stupid and made it a loud sigh. Kagome sweatdropped. She sat up straight in bed. She threw her hand over and felt Inu Yasha's face. She turned to face him enraged, "You!? WHAT ARE YOU-?!"

"I can explain!" Inu Yasha shouted. "I think!"

Mike jumped off of the bed.

"SIT!"

The bed shook violently.

"SIT!"

The bed shook again, hitting the wall.

"SIT!"

The bed collapsed and Kagome screamed.

Her bedroom door flew open and Mama stood there with Souta. "Kagome what's wrong?! He heard all the noise and-"

What they saw was Mike huddled in the corner whimpering, and Kagome and Inu Yasha sitting on Kagome's bed, which had collapsed from some great "movement."

Mama didn't say anything. She just turned around and took Sota with her.

"Oh crap!" Kagome looked around blindly. "Was that my Mama?!"

"Yes." Inu Yasha croaked.

Kagome turned to the source of his voice. She pointed at the dresser, but she ment to point at the door. "Get out!" she said.

Inu Yasha hurriedly got up and ran from the room.

Kagome sighed in frustration and Mike came over to lick her face. "Goodness, Mike." She said. "How am I going to explain this to Mom?"

WOOF!