"The Dark Mark For Christmas?"
Evangeline Henri
PG-13
Summary- Set to "I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas," Draco sets the record straight. Because, remember- a Malfoy always gets what he wants. (h/d slash)
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I know Voldemort isn't dead;
Potter converted me.
That night I snuck him into bed;
Wonder Boy slept with me.
In Potions he gave me a hug!
Snape made Weasel chop my slugs!
He tried to mar my perfect mug!
Glad Pansy snitched on him!
I DON'T want the Dark Mark for Christmas.
Mommy and Lucius are mad.
Don't want no Dark Mark for Christmas.
But won't Harry Potter be glad!
We fooled around behind the stairs.
Bet Father would kill me!
His hands messed up my perfect hair,
But still am most pretty.
It almost made me late for class;
Wonder how he's gonna' pass;
Moppy hair and sweet, sweet ass!
Not quite as hot as me!
I DON'T want the Dark Mark for Christmas.
Mommy and Lucius are mad.
Don't want no Dark Mark for Christmas.
But won't Harry Potter be glad!
McGonagall's in menopause;
Damn hag's way too bitchy.
I thought she would explode because,
She caught Harry and me!
In the Forest, on a date
Got all bothered, couldn't wait
Mid-Coitus and-- oh, just great!
Someone had snitched on me!
I DON'T want the Dark Mark for Christmas.
Mommy and Lucius are mad.
Don't want no Dark Mark for Christmas.
But won't Harry Potter be glad!
I was wicked before, but I swear it's true!
This year, no mark is gonna' do--
I want Harry for Christmas!
Evangeline Henri
PG-13
Summary- Set to "I'm Gettin' Nuttin' For Christmas," Draco sets the record straight. Because, remember- a Malfoy always gets what he wants. (h/d slash)
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I know Voldemort isn't dead;
Potter converted me.
That night I snuck him into bed;
Wonder Boy slept with me.
In Potions he gave me a hug!
Snape made Weasel chop my slugs!
He tried to mar my perfect mug!
Glad Pansy snitched on him!
I DON'T want the Dark Mark for Christmas.
Mommy and Lucius are mad.
Don't want no Dark Mark for Christmas.
But won't Harry Potter be glad!
We fooled around behind the stairs.
Bet Father would kill me!
His hands messed up my perfect hair,
But still am most pretty.
It almost made me late for class;
Wonder how he's gonna' pass;
Moppy hair and sweet, sweet ass!
Not quite as hot as me!
I DON'T want the Dark Mark for Christmas.
Mommy and Lucius are mad.
Don't want no Dark Mark for Christmas.
But won't Harry Potter be glad!
McGonagall's in menopause;
Damn hag's way too bitchy.
I thought she would explode because,
She caught Harry and me!
In the Forest, on a date
Got all bothered, couldn't wait
Mid-Coitus and-- oh, just great!
Someone had snitched on me!
I DON'T want the Dark Mark for Christmas.
Mommy and Lucius are mad.
Don't want no Dark Mark for Christmas.
But won't Harry Potter be glad!
I was wicked before, but I swear it's true!
This year, no mark is gonna' do--
I want Harry for Christmas!