Special Guest appearances by:
Carrianne as Carrianne
Angel as Angel
Cat Lea as Cat
OntheEdge487 as Mandy
Andraste McMahon as Robin
Caitlin714 as CaitlinWe join the superstars and psychopaths sitting on the beach of the little island, enjoying beach activities.
EdgesGothDiva- Hey, it's four in the morning and the only reason I'm up is because I had 24 ounces of mountain dew! (Twitch)
Melissa- (Twitch)
Edge- (Twitch Twitch)
Melissa- (Twitch Twitch Twitch)
Edge- (Twitch twi-)
Rock- what in the blue hell are you jabronies twitching about?
Melissa- Go into the living room and find out! (Twitch)
Rock- this better be good. (Walks into house)
Seconds later there is an ear piercing scream and Rock runs out the door.
Rock- (TWITCH TWITCH TWITCH)
Everyone- What?
Rock- Pinky and Que ball! (Twitch)
Everyone- What?
Melissa Edge Rock- They're making out on the couch!
Everyone- (Twitch!)
Jeff- So? (Unfazed)
Matt- You have got to be kidding me! (Twitch)
Jeff- What?
Christian- Ugh, look what Americas done to poor Chris.
Taker and Cat- Have you learned nothing in the past few days?
Christian-Damn Americans!
Taker- If you hate us so much
Cat- Drag your sorry ass back to Canada!
Christian- (Is cut off by a huge semi truck driving down the beach and running over Trish, who was lying down sunbathing)
Karen- Hey, my name backwards in Nearak!
Jeff- Nerak! Nerak!
Melissa- Do either of you have any part of a brain?
HHH- Who's driving that semi, anyway?
As if in answer to his question, the semi pulls up, hitting Trish again, and a girl steps out.
Girl- Finally, Carrianne gets her shot with the rock! (Runs over and glomps his leg)
Rock- The Rock wants to know what you're deal is.
Carrianne -It doesn't matter what my deal is! I have been sent by EdgesGothDiva to provide you with pie! (Does the peoples eyebrow)
Melissa- Oh, my split personality sent you with pie, so I guess she sent you to run Steph over too.
Carrianne -Huh?
Edge- you ran Steph over before, right?
Carrianne -No, that wasn't me.
In a semi truck on the other side of the island
Hogan- Whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan runs over you?
Mandy- is that old bald freak going to run us over?
Angel- Lets not wait and find out.
Robin- Wait! It's either risk the old guy or risk Jericho and Angle!
Catlin- She has a point.
Edge- Did Robin just say something intelligent?
Robin- ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Edge- (Gulps) I mean the Robin
Hurricane- She is getting my Hurri Intelligence(Glomps her leg)
Robin- (Drools)
Karen- (To Jeff) want to go build a sandcastle?
Jeff- Kay!
They run off hand in hand.
Everyone- O_o
Gangrel- Did you guys hear something?
Everyone turns around- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Yup, that's right, it's Stephanie!
Stephanie-(Trying to yell, but nothing comes out)
Melissa- (To EdgesGothDiva) I thought you killed her!
EdgesGothDiva- I said that you'd never hear her again, not that she was dead.
Carrianne/ Rock- You sick freak!
Edge- How is she still walking?
Melissa- Why wont you die!!!! (Snaps and a chainsaw appears in her hand)
Christian- Uh, oh, this is going to be ugly.
Melissa- (Approaches Stephanie, grinning evilly)
Hurricane- Citizen Melissa, um, what are you going to do with that chainsaw?
Robin- Wait, I like where this is going.
Melissa- (Chops, slashes, hacks)
Two Minutes Later
Melissa- Muwahahaha!
Jeff/Karen- There's a piece, there's a piece, there's a piece…
HHH- Haha
Matt- Amazing.
Undertaker- I think I'm gonna…I think I'm gonna..
Everyone- (Backs away)
Undertaker- Try a piece! (Picks up one of Stephanie's hands and chews on it)
Edge/Christian- That's just sick!
Christian- I mean, America sucks!
Cat- Stop saying that! (Takes Stephanie's other arm and beats him over the head with it)
Angel- Hey! (Takes what was once Stephanie's leg and beats Cat with it)
Melissa- This again?
Edge- Looks like it (Spears Christian)
The fight is stopped by Stacy and HHH running out of the house screaming.
Edge- So, you saw Angle and Y2gay, huh?
Stacy- (Twitch)
HHH- oh, wait, I forgot my, erm, uh, hat in the house. Guess I have to go back in.
Mandy- He's not
Caitlin- Oh, I think he is.
EdgesGothDiva- Be right back guys, need more mountain dew.
Melissa-(Looks around) is she gone?
Everyone- yea
Melissa- Muwahaha! (Hops out of computer and into the chair and starts to type) Time to pay Jericho! Muwahaha!
Jericho- (Walks out of the house) did someone say my name?
Melissa- Andraste, will you do the honors?
Andraste- With pleasure. =)
Suddenly, a big yellow bus filled with screaming Jerichoholics pulls up. The fans pour out, grab Jericho, and pull him onto the bus, which drives away.
Melissa- Oh no! she's coming back! (Dives back into the computer)
EdgesGothDiva- anyway,
Jeff- who's up for a game of football?
Everyone- whatever
Mandy- Do we even have a football?
Undertaker- (Picks up Stephanie's head) Now we do.
Robin- I'll be jockey!
Melissa- Yea, she definitely has Hurricanes brains alright.
Hurricane- Hey, that was not a very nice thing to say citizen, please apolpgize!
Melissa- (Flips him off)
Rock- Do you think anyone knows were gone?
Christian- Yea, Vince is probably looking for us now.
In Connecticut
Vince- Why does it seem like something's missing?
Matt- Were doomed.
Karen- It's not delivery, it's Digorno!
EdgesGothDiva- Sorry that chapter was so short and bad and all, oh well. Has anyone seen Jericho?
Melissa- (Whistles)
EdgesGothDiva- Melissa, did you pull an Andraste?
Melissa- I'll never tell! (Singsong voice)
EdgesGothDiva- Grrrrr, stupid split personality
Cat/ Robin/ Caitlin/ Angel/ Mandy/ Carrianne/ Melissa- Me?
EdgesGothDiva- (Slaps forehead) Just forget it
Melissa- Muwahahaha!
EdgesGothDiva- Wait, now whos gunna be with Kurt?
Edge- I think Trips has that covered
EdgesGothDiva- He's gay?
The Rock- He married Steph, didn't he?
EdgesGothDiva- Good point
Melissa- Die and Burn Jericho! Muwahahaha!
On the bus
Jericho- I'll get you Andraste, and EdgesGothDiva, I'm the king of the- Hey, don't stick that there! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Billy and Chuck- hehe, good thing we got on the wrong bus.
Jericho- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, hey, that's not too bad.