Edgesgothdiva- it has come to my attention that I have been taking it to easy on my superstars. That will not last Muwahahahahahahaha!
Edge- Oh shit.
We join our superstars gathered around the living room, playing video games and making out. We notice that Gangrel seems to be a bit sullen.
EdgesGothDiva- what's wrong Gangy?
Gangrel- I don't think that Caitlin likes me very much (We notice Caitlin is looking over at Jeff with goo goo eyes and drooling)
EdgesGothDiva- I see.
Gangrel- I wish I could get someone like Melissa. (We see Melissa downing shots of blood)
EdgesGothDiva- Well, I might be able to help you out Gangy; I'll see what I can do. (Do I smell my other split personality?)
We cut over to Karen, who suddenly bolts up right.
Karen- (In that annoying high pitched screech)- I'm a McMahon Damn it!
Christian- what the hell was that?
Matt- She almost sounded like
Everyone- That no good bargain basement 2 cent trash bag bottom feeding slime ball ho!
EdgesGothDiva- you were supposed to say Stephanie.
Undertaker- it's the same thing.
Kurt- that couldn't be Steph you big silly!
HHH (Has his shirt tied so it's a belly shirt and his hair in pig tails)- Yea you guys she's dead!
Stacy- is that my lipstick?
Kurt- Hehe nooooooo….
Stacy- You Bitch I think it is!
Kurt-(Slaps her) don't call me a bitch bitch!
Stacy- Slaps him back.
Kurt- How rude! (Slaps her)
Stacy- You little! (Slaps him)
Taker/Cat- SHUT UP!
Stacy/Kurt- Whimper
Karen- Daddy! (Sounding very much like Stephanie.)
Jeff- Hey, Karen sounds like Steph!
Everyone- O_o
Kurt- Steph! (Runs to Karen and grabs her arm)
Karen- Get the fuck off!
She sounds normal for a second. That is, until she does this.
Karen starts to levitate and her head spins completely around.
Karen- (In Stephanie's Voice) Muwahahaha! You cant kill me off!
Melissa- Chainsaw………
Karen- (No, because if you use it, you'll chop Karen up too! Muwahahahaha! (Zaps Melissa)
EdgesGothDiva- Aw, why the hell not, while were in the subject of paranormal…
Before everyone's eyes, Melissa splits into two people, and when the features are distinguishable, everyone can see that this new person is …….
Edge/Christian/Gangrel- Thorn!
Everyone else- Huh?
Edge- Melissa's Vampiress side. (Gulps)
Thorn- Um, hi. (Reveals fangs)
Gangrel-(Walks up to her) I believe you have been sent for me.
Thorn- Hehe ~would drool if she hadn't had it all b4~
Gangrel sweeps her up into his arms and carries her up the stairs and into his bedroom.
Angel- Rightttttttttttttt
Carrianne- Well there's something you don't see every day.
Rock- (To Caitlin) shouldn't you be upset, that female Jabroni just stole your fanged freak!
Caitlin- (to busy watching Jeff to care.)
Karen- what about me?
Raven- (Pops out of nowhere) What about Raven?
Courtney- What about Courtney? (Glomps Raven)
Melissa- Who are you people? I cant take it anymore! I need stress relievers! (Grabs Edge and drags him upstairs)
Undertaker- Um, I know you (Gestures to Raven) but you on the other hand…(Gestures to girl attached to Ravens leg)
Courtney- Hi! I'm Courtney and I'm depraved.
Raven- Depraved? (Glomps her)
Courtney- (Melts and drags Raven upstairs)
Jeff- Who wants to play Halo?
Carrianne- Jabroni, have you no idea of what just happened?
Hurricane- Stephanie's ghost is now in Karen…
Robin- Melissa broke in half….
Angel- and two people we've never seen before just appeared and are now upstairs boinking in one of out bedrooms.
Everyone stands still for a second before Jeff breaks the silence.
Jeff- Whats boinking?
Rock- Why don't you go upstairs and find out!
Jeff- Kay! (Bounds up the stairs.)
Seconds later, the sound of a door opening can be heard and there are some very loud curses and one hiss.
Robin- Oooo, he's dead.
Hurricane- Why fellow superhero The Robin.
Robin- Cause he walked in on Edge and Melissa.
Jeff comes flying down the stairs, tumbling head over heels.
Jeff- Why were they hugging?
Everyone notices the red handprint on his face and the black eye starting to form.
Carrianne- Why don't you ask Karen over there to help you out?
Jeff- Karen, why were they hugging?
Karen(Still in steph's voice)- Come here and I'll show you.
Jeff walks over and Karen starts to lead him away.
EdgesGothDiva- Noooo! It can't happen that way! (Karen'll kill me!!!!) Think, think.
Just then, then, the "activites" going on up stairs cause a chandelier to fall, nailing Karen on the head. We see a white thing with huge tits fly out of Karen and into HHH.
Stephanie- Wait a minute, I'm a ghost. Getting knocked on the head won't get rid of me.
EdgesGothDiva- Yes it will cause I'm the author and I say so.
Stacy- That was the most fucked up chapter I've ever been in.