AN- Alright, I replaced my authors note for Caitlin with the actual chapter 6, so your going to have to read that to understand this. Ty for all the reviews and enjoy! Alright, truth is u probably wont enjoy. This chapter blows, but I needed it for development.
At The House Cat and Melissa are talking while Melissa is packing for her and Karen's mission, Karen is off with Jeff explaining why she has to leave, and everyone else with the exception of Taker (Cat is talking to Melissa) Stacy, and Caitlin are all in their rooms, perfectly unaware of what has transpired while they were boinking. Cat- Wow, it was really cool of EdgesGothDiva to give you all this neat spy gear.Melissa- Yea, now ill definitely be able to take that bitch down.
There is a knock on Melissa's open door and in walk Thorn and Gangrel, and Thorn is carrying a pitcher of something red.
Melissa- Oh, hey guys.
Gangrel- Hey, we heard about whats going on, and Thorn here thought of something that can aid you in your quest for Edge.
Melissa- Im listening.
Thorn- Here, since you're my split personality sister and all.
Thorn hands Melissa the container of red liquid.
Melissa- Hey, not that I don't love good blood and all, but nows not really the time for a snack…
Thorn- No doofus, its my blood. Drink it and you'll have my powers for two days.
Melissa- Oh, okay, uh thanks.
Thorn- No Problem, and good luck.
Melissa- Thanks Thorn, Gangrel.
Gangrel- Well, we have to get back to what we were doing now….
Melissa- Say no more, please.
Cat- Uh, yea, I should probably leave too, Taker might be getting angry.
Melissa- Bye guys.
Melissa goes back to packing, sticking the blood in on top of everything already in her backpack.
Meanwhile in Karens room….
Karen- Jeffy, I must leave you for a while, I have to go with Melissa to save Edge, I don't know when I'll be back.
Jeff- Kay
Karen- You're supposed to say "No! Karen my love! You cannot leave me! I love you too much! Take me with you!"
Jeff- Why? And how come you got smart?
Karen- Because you just are! And I really don't know.
Jeff- Oh, well have a nice trip!
Karen- Don't you care that my life is going to be endangered, and you might never see me again?!
Jeff- Would that mean no skittles?
Karen~ -_-; Yes Jeff, that would mean no skittles.
Jeff- No! Karen my love! You cannot leave me! I love you too much! Take me with you!
Karen- Its too late jeff! I have a mission to complete and a nice piece of ass to save! You have to stay here and look after the house!
Jeff- Kay!
Karen- (Sighs) Jeff, you are the biggest moron sometimes…
EdgesGothDiva- That's it! I like you better when you're a moron!
Then using her super author powers, EdgesGothDiva zaps Karen back to stupidity.
Karen- Skittle Time!!!
She grabs Jeff by the shirt collar and pulls him onto the bed, as the camera backs towards the door, shutting it slowly.
Meanwhile…
Melissa has finished packing, and is lying on her bed, feeling rather miserable. She looks over her provisions, and, once she is re assured that she has all she needs, sighs and sits back down.
Melissa- Edge, what torment is befalling you as I sit here, waiting for my stupid friend to finish her last second screw. Going into a life threatening mission with a moron, wonderful. No doubt that stupid bitch Jade will have her fortress well guarded, but I shall conquer all she sets before me, and finally her. For I am the rightful queen of the edgeheads, and that means Edge is MY king. No, Jade will not suceede, ill make sure of it.
Melissa didn't realize that Christian was standing in the door, listening to her speech.
Christian- Uh Melissa, I have to tell you something.
Melissa- What, that you realized that you were always a jealous brat feeding off of Edge and that you cant sand to see your brother undergoing such treatment?
Christian- God no, Edge is a dorkchop. I wanted to say that you've been spending too much time with Gangrel and Thorn.
A few minutes later, Karen walks in, smoothing her hair with her hands.
Karen- Im done, we can leave now.
Melissa- God, I thought quickies were supposed to be quick, but you two sure proved me wrong.
Karen- Like you'd do anything different.
Melissa- I thought EdgesGothDiva made you dumb again.
Karen- Oh yea… hehe
Melissa- Did you pack your bag?
Karen holds up a backpack and nods.
Melissa- Alright, then we're off.
Everyone from the house has taken a break from their activities to say goodbye to Melissa and Karen. Kurt, HHH, Robin, Hurricane, Courtney, Raven, Jeff, Thorn, Gangrel, Taker, Cat, Stacy, Carrianne, Rock, Caitlin Rvd, Angel, Christian, Mandy and Matt were all saying their good-byes when Melissa noticed something.
Melissa- Alright, when did RVD get here?
Caitlin- Wellllll, since I was so lonely, I got EdgesGothDiva to zap him in here for me.
Melissa- (To RVD) And you have no objections…….?
RVD- Hey, its cool, I've got a nice house, and a fine chick, but everything's cool when you're (thumb thingy) RVD.
Hurricane- Citizen Van Dam, you are definitely going to be eating your words.
Melissa- Bye guys, please don't TOTALLY destroy the house while im gone.
Melissa and Karen set off, and the theme from Lord of The Rings starts to play.
Melissa- We have a days journey to the other side of the island, where Jade's supersecret hideout is located.
Karen- Yeah, but if we cut through the jungle, we can make it in half a day.
Melissa- We cant cut through the Jungle, that's where the most of Jade's guards are located.
Karen- ooooh! A Lizard! (Runs off into the dense jungle of the island, chasing the creature.)
Melissa- Karen!!! Why the hell did I bring her with me?!
Melissa stands there for a second, hesitant to go into the jungle. She sighs and runs into the jungle after her dimwitted friend.
Back At The HouseMandy- So, you think we'll ever see them again?
Angel- Karen, possibly. Melissa no.
Carrianne- Carrianne says that Melissa's a dead girl. If Jade doesn't get her Karen will.
Will Melissa find Karen?
What Awaits them in the jungle?
What happened to Edge?
Edge- Many terrible things
Jade- Shut Up! I didn't say you could speak!
Edge- Helppppp!