Fuzz is the smallest, all that is, is hand holding. Frizz is hugging and maybe an almost kiss. Fluff is kissing. Sesshomaru-soft is kissing with depth in description. Snuggles laundry detergent is kissing and touching, maybe a lime if you go so bold. Silk is a home run.

I think some people have a misunderstanding of just what "That's so Fluffy I'm going to wet my pants" means. Let's put it this way, it's an analogy to "Backdoor Sluts 9" the pornography, okay? I read a story like that last night, and I had to take a bath right afterward, because that was apparently one horny @$$ writer! (Brrrr!) That's what you get when you take away NC17; NC17 writers disguising their works as R.

Remember to pick either: Fuzz, frizz, fluff, sesshomaru-soft, snuggles laundry detergent, silk, or oh my god, that's so fluffy I think I'm gonna wet my pants!! (Chose wisely)



Chapter 6: A Dog is a Demon's Best Friend





Sango and Kagome had just left to look for a hotspring, (Though Sango was doing the searching). Inu Yasha and Mike looked around to see if the coast was clear then ran over to her backpack. Inu Yasha unzipped it. "See how great it is to have opposable thumbs?" he asked.

Mike pretended like he didn't listen. He looked at the backpack and licked his lips. Inu Yasha stuck his arm in and pulled out the prize. "YES!" He sat back with the bag, pulled out one of the dogbones and stuck it in his mouth.

Mike growled.

"Fine! Take some!" Inu Yasha dropped a couple on the ground and the dog went to chew it.

Inu Yasha stuffed a couple more into his mouth when he noticed a piece of paper sticking out of Kagome's pack. He pulled out what was a picture of her and Hojo. "Who the H-E-Double hockey stick is that?!" he shouted.

He looked at Mike and smiled. "Here!" He held out the photo to him. Mike took the picture in his teeth and sat on the ground tearing it apart.

"Rip it up! Yeah!" Inu Yasha cheered him on.

Then all of a sudden Shippou bounced over and saw what they were doing. Inu Yasha looked up at him and sweatdropped.

"Ooooooooooh!" Shippou said.

"Shippou, wait!" Inu Yasha said.

"I'm so gonna tell!" Shippou said and ran away.

"Hey!" Inu Yasha shouted. All of a sudden, Mike jumped up and ran after him. He came back a second later, crrying the fox by the tail. Shippou hung from his mouth scowling with his arms crossed.

Inu Yasha grabbed Shippou by the head and tossed him into the air.

"You two stupid dogs!" Shippou shouted and he landed at the top of a really, really tall tree.

Inu Yasha gave Mike another dog bone and put two in his own mouth. Then he smelled something; a smell, a smelly smell that smelled smelly. A whirlwind flew in and knocked the dog demon over. Kouga stood there looking around. "Where's Kagome?"

"She went to take a bath!" Shippou shouted from the top of the tree.

Kouga looked down at the snarling golden retriever then at Inu Yasha. "Ugh! Two of them!" he said. Then he looked toward the direction of the hot spring. "Well, I'll just go say hello to MY woman." He started to walk in that direction.

'WOLF!' Mike barked. He lunged forward and sunk his teeth into Kouga's leg. "Hey!" Kouga looked down at him. He kicked the dog away and started to run. "Let's get em!" Inu Yasha said. He and Mike started to chase Kouga toward the hot spring.





Kouga was almost there when Inu Yasha jumped out and grabbed him. They both stumbled and rolled down the hill toward it. Inu Yasha's sleeve tore on a branch. They stopped at the bottem of the hill and where about to continue fighting when they became aware of where they were. Kagome and Sango sat in the water staring at them, Kagome couldn't stare, but somehow she knew they where there. The four of them where silent for a few seconds.

"SIT!"

WHAM!

Sango hit Kouga over the head with a big stone. The two girls climbed out. Kagome put her towel on and Mike came over with a piece of Inu Yasha's kimono in his mouth. Kagome took the cloth and said, "Mike, you tried to stop them, didn't you?" she patted his hand and he panted. The two girls started to walk away with Mike. Inu Yasha pulled his face out of the dirt and saw them, "You double crosser!" he shouted at Mike, "I gave you cookies!"

'RUFF!'

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