Just Another Insane Fict With Hurmor

Devil/ angel

D/a: OMG!!!!! Ppl actually lik my fict!!!! I posted this up lik soooooo late at nite then, thought 'bout it da whole day at skool, I WAZ gonna remove it.. But ppl ACTUALLY LIK IT!!!! Oh thanx!!!! De rein!!!!! Xie xie!!!! Dõmo arigatõ gozaimasu!!!!!!!!!

Seto: *whispers* she has issues..

D/a: yup! Cuz I'm crazi.

Seto: see?

D/a: 4 Yami!!!!

Seto: tat's not good.

Yami: y? Jealous?? Cuz she doesn't lik u??

Seto: no and u'll see..

D/a: YAMI!!!!

Yami: O_O *gets choked by d/a*

Y. Malik: LOL!!!! I was going to use this.. *holds up a chainsaw*

Bakura: u got one too??

Y. Malik: yep, but guess we won't need it.

Bakura: yeah d/a does a pretty good job.

D/a: oh and my thanx to:

Lynn-chan ~ I lik te thank my 1st reviewer. and I juz LUV shopping sprees. I juz haf te find a victim to mooch $$ off of..

() ~ whoevr u r. THANX!! Tat's a gd point

Caterfree10 ~ YM and Bakura wants te thank u for da chainsaws. but I juz luv Yami. don't worrwee, I'll figure sum other way te torture him..

Jesse the Dark Magician Girl ~ I WILL rite more

Kyro ~ I won't stop, but I need te stockup on sugar.

D/a: ne wayz..... last time.

Animation director: no, all anime characters have the same clothes for the WHOLE season.

D/a: you mean no new clothes?????!!!!

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~chpt 1~

19 days before Christmas.

D/a: *storms off looking VERY pissed*

Yugi: //look Yami! There's tat girl again!!!//

Yami: /who? The insane one?/

Yugi: //uh huh, maybe we should talk to her..//

Yami: /you be careful aibou. she looks dangerous./

Yugi: *walks up to the still VERY pissed d/a* errr.. hi again. ^_^

D/a: oh you.

Yugi: is something wrong?

D/a: tell me something, don't you find it um. weird, disgusting, gross, smelly to wear the same clothes every episode???

Yugi: actually, we have a whole wardrobe of the same clothes.

D/a: wow!! That must be boring.

Yugi: what do you mean?

D/a: I mean that you have a bunch of the same clothes, you don't have different ones to wear.

Yugi: come to think of it, you're right.

D/a: want to go shopping?

Yugi: sure! Just me and you or do you want Joey and the others to come too? I'm sure that they'll love to buy new clothes.

D/a: tell them to come!! The more, the merrier!!!

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At the mall.

Guy in Santa costume: HO! HO! HO! Give to the poor!

D/a: *walks up to the pot and sticks her hand in*

GISC: HEY!! What do you think your doing?!!!

D/a: you just said give to the poor, and I'm poor, so you should give to me

GISC: I don't think so.

D/a: FINE!!!

Joey: where should we go first?

Tea: how about the 'smart set'?

D/a: tat is the GAIEST store in the whole mall!!!!

Tea: *mumbles* well, I like it...

D/a: how about that *points to jean machine*

Tristan: hmmmmm *studies a picture of the different lowness of the jeans. one had censor.*

D/a: your soo horny!!!

Tristan: nani?!!!!!

Joey, d/a, Yugi: LOL!!!!

Clerk: your total comes to $ 5 155

Everyone except d/a: O_O @_@

D/a: *takes out credit card* here

After.

Yugi: where did you get all that money?

D/a: somewhere.

Tea: I hope you didn't steal it.

D/a: of course I didn't!! *Halo appears above her head*

Tea: *narrows her eyes*

Joey: anyone hungry????

Tristan: yeah!!! Let's eat!!!

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Meanwhile.

Bakura: so what should we get?? The pitchfork we got last time didn't work.

YM: well. how about a.

Salesperson: *jumps out of nowhere in front of Bakura and YM* I know exactly what you want!!! *takes out two chainsaws*

Bakura: how. what?!!! *light bulb appears* I'll take them both!

YM: what?!!

Bakura: it's going to be useful.

YM: how???

Bakura: we can use them to saw Yami in half

YM: good idea!!!

*Bakura and YM leaves*

Salesperson: HA!! I thought I'd never sell those two, broken chainsaws. HA!

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At Seto's mansion.

Seto: stupid computer!!!!!

Mokuba: big brother, can we go to the mall so I can pick out Christmas presents?

Seto: I guess.

At the mall.

Mokuba: wait here big brother.

Seto: *stands there waiting*

Mokuba: I'm back!

Seto: what did you get?

Mokuba: you'll just have to wait!!! ^_^

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A to Q #1:

Why don't anime characters have a change of clothes each day? Don't their clothes smell? And what should happen when I D/a learn that you have one and ONLY ONE change of clothes for the whole season?

() ~ They have a bunch of the same clothes.

D/a: maybe they don't lik changing... LOL!!! But like () said, they just probably haf a bunch of the same clothes.

Q #2:

If they all the YGO characters had all the money in the world, what might they get? What would they use it for?

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d/a: well, tat's chpt 2!!!! I hope I get as much reviews as I did 4 chpt 1!!! Thanx again for those who reviewed for chpt 1 and I'll there's still 19 days b4 christmas. if I get reviews, I'll upload everyday. R+R and read my other fics!!!!!! And ficts from aznfiregoddess and nastiestangel and lone tempest... THANX!!! ^_^

^_~ JA!!