Just Another Insane Fict With Hurmor
Devil/ angel
D/a: yay!!!! I can't believe that I'm ritin this fict!!! I felt so stupid and insane after da 1st chpt. but it's fun!!!!
Dclick ~ thanx for da idea!!! I think tat's exactly wat Joey would do.
Caterfree10 ~ don't worri, I juz LUV Yami, I won't let nething hppn te him. I luv malik and Bakura 2, but not as much as I lov Yami.
phi cong ~ thanx!!!!
Joey: of course!!!! Y would ne1 do ne thing else?
D/a: becuz they haf greater intelligence and aren't a pig
Seto: LOL!!!! Da little Chihuahua ain't little no more!!!! It's FAT!!! LOL!!!!!1
Joey: grrrrrrrrrr.. Don't... call... me. a... chi..hua..hua...!!!!!!!!
Seto: y not?
D/a: geez! Ppl! Just let me start da fict k? or I'll nevr get it done and posted up 4 tommorow!!!!
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18 days before Christmas
d/a: I just LOVE shopping don't you?!!!1
Joey: I like the food *stuffs his face with fries and nachos*
Tristan: mmmmm.mmm.hhmmm. *mumbles with food in his mouth*
Tea: you guys are such pigs! Disgusting!
D/a: what?! Just because you're afraid that you'll get fat and Yami won't like you? And you'll be taken out of the cast? *Smirk*
Tea: grrrrr.. You.. Take. That. back. *grits her teeth*
Yami: *blushes*
Yugi: stop it!! Both of you!!
D/a: fine I will, but just because Yugi said so and I'm in a happy mood. So you better not ruin it!
Tea: grrr...
Joey: *points with fries sticking out of his mouth* mook!!! Mere's Mamik amd Bamkma!!
Tea: I didn't get what he said.
D/a: me neither, but look! There's malik and Bakura!!! yamis
*Everybody looks*
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YM: so I think we should but these in the car before we shop for things for our aibous.
Bakura: I agree
*Walks into food court and sees the gang*
YM: shit! Hide the chainsaws!!!!!
*Both scrambles to hide the chainsaws*
Yami: *walks over* what did you buy?
Bakura: err. nothing. um. got to go. BI!
*YM and Bakura run out to the parking lot*
D/a: okay.. That was awkward.
Tea: for once I agree with you. I think that they're up to something.
Yami: well, you know them, they're probably talking and planning new plans to get all the millennium items to take over the world
Yugi: I just hope that they don't hurt anyone
Joey: the only person that they try to hurt is Yami, because he's the only one who can actually hurt them!
Yami: point taken
Yugi: then you better be careful
Yami: don't worry, they'll never get me.I hope.
D/a: well, lets go back to my hotel and go out and party!!!
Joey: great idea!!!
Tristan: yeah! Joey here is going to check out the ladies tonight!
Joey: TRISTAN!!! *Punches him on the arm*
Tristan: OW!! What did you do that for?!
*Starts to fight*
D/a: well, I'm going to go and get ready, meet at my place at 9 okay?
Everyone except Joey and Tristan who are still fighting: *nods*
*D/a walks out the door*
Yami: aibou, I need to get something, I'll meet you at home
Yugi: okay! See you then
Tea: I need to get something too see you!
Joey and Tristan: we're going to get ready for tonight! I'll see you at d/a's hotel!
Yugi: bi! // Now, what should I get for Yami?// *Walks towards the new game shop*
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At Malik's house.
YM: that was close!
Bakura: I know!! *Takes chainsaws out* lets visit Yami tonight!
YM: sure! But first, I'm going clubbing tonight. You coming?
Bakura: you betcha!
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That night.
*DING DONG*
D/a: coming!!!! *Opens door* hi!! Come in!!
Joey: wow! Nice suite!
D/a: thanks! Wait and we'll go as soon as I get my bag.
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At the club.
*Music banging*
Joey: *whistles* look at that girl!!!
Tristan: you said it!
D/a: *watches as Joey and Tristan flirt with a girl* they're not serious are they?
Yugi: they're always like that
Tea: where's Yami?
Yugi: there *point to the bar*
Tea: oh! *Walks up to him and starts talking*
D/a: well, there's nothing for you to do but dance. COMON'!!!!! *Drags Yugi to the dance floor*
Later.
Yugi: *walks back to the table*
Yami: is something wrong aibou?
Yugi: *points at d/a* you. try. dancing... with. her. she . Never. Seems. to run. out. of. energy.
Yami: *laughs* maybe you just need more
Tea: oh Yami!!
Yami: oh god! Get her away!!
D/a: dance with me!!! *Pulls on Yugi*
Yugi: I'm tired! Tell Yami to!
D/a: come!!! *Drags Yami away just as tea made her way to the table*
Tea: hey!! Where's Yami?
Yugi: *points at d/a and Yami dancing*
Tea: grrrrrr...
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YM: hey! This club is packed!!! Oooooo look at her!!!
Bakura: you won't get her
YM: and why is that?
Bakura: because you'll have to beat me to her! *Runs towards the girl*
YM: oh no you don't! *Runs after her*
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5 hours later.
DJ: okay, people, this is going to be our last song, so grab a partner cause I save the slow and best for last!!!
D/a: well, let see now.
Tea: Yami!! Over here!!!
Yami: *pretends not to see her* you want to dance?
D/a: um... *looks at tea and smirks* sure! Why not!!
Tea: tat BITCH!!!!!!
d/a: for ne1 who's interested, Joey, Tristan, YM and Bakura are all dancing with girls and Yugi is dancing with tea
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After clubbing.
D/a: well, that was fun!!! Let's do that tomorrow!!!
*Everyone says goodnight and goes home*
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YM: I think they would be asleep by now. let's go NOW!!!
Bakura: let's go! *Grabs their chainsaws and heads to Yugi's place*
In Yugi's room.
YM: *climbs through the window* shhhhh... Hurry up!!
Bakura: I am!!
*Both hold chainsaws about to strike.*
*BONG!*
YM: what the-?
*The blade of the chainsaw bounces off the sleeping yami*
Bakura: what the hell is happening? *Touches the blade* hey YM! It's made of rubber!!!! That sales guy tricked us!!!
YM: grrrrrr..
Yami: *wakes up from the noise* what the-? YM? Bakura? What are you doing here?
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A #2:
If they all the YGO characters had all the money in the world, what might they get? What would they use it for?
DClick ~ Joey would buy all the food in the world.
Caterfree10 ~ Both Yugi and Yami would buy all of the Duel monster cards they could get their hands on, Both Yami Bakura and Yami Malik would buy poison to kill Yami Yugi. Malik and Bakura would buy billions of sledgehammers to discipline their Yamis (billions because their yamis will probably end up trying to destroy them all). Joey would also buy as many Duel Monsters cards as he could get his hands on, and Tristan would get torture devices to torture poor Joey with.
D/a: I think that tea should get new clothes, I don't like tea, as you came probably tell from da fict, Seto.. tat's da hard one. he HAS billions of dollars.. But he should get a girl for Christmas. he needs someone te love him other than his brother. I'll put tat sumwhere. before Christmas.
Q #3 a):
You likes chibis?
What would be something that the YGO gang should try this winter. a sport, hobby.etc ?
What should YM and Bakura buy to torture Yami?
What should malik and Ryou plan to torture their Yamis?
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d/a: well, tat's it ppl!! R+R and more ideas!!! Next chpt would be new tortures and sumthing very OOC out of character is going to hppn. Keep reviewing!!!
Devil/ angel
D/a: yay!!!! I can't believe that I'm ritin this fict!!! I felt so stupid and insane after da 1st chpt. but it's fun!!!!
Dclick ~ thanx for da idea!!! I think tat's exactly wat Joey would do.
Caterfree10 ~ don't worri, I juz LUV Yami, I won't let nething hppn te him. I luv malik and Bakura 2, but not as much as I lov Yami.
phi cong ~ thanx!!!!
Joey: of course!!!! Y would ne1 do ne thing else?
D/a: becuz they haf greater intelligence and aren't a pig
Seto: LOL!!!! Da little Chihuahua ain't little no more!!!! It's FAT!!! LOL!!!!!1
Joey: grrrrrrrrrr.. Don't... call... me. a... chi..hua..hua...!!!!!!!!
Seto: y not?
D/a: geez! Ppl! Just let me start da fict k? or I'll nevr get it done and posted up 4 tommorow!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ~chpt 3~
18 days before Christmas
d/a: I just LOVE shopping don't you?!!!1
Joey: I like the food *stuffs his face with fries and nachos*
Tristan: mmmmm.mmm.hhmmm. *mumbles with food in his mouth*
Tea: you guys are such pigs! Disgusting!
D/a: what?! Just because you're afraid that you'll get fat and Yami won't like you? And you'll be taken out of the cast? *Smirk*
Tea: grrrrr.. You.. Take. That. back. *grits her teeth*
Yami: *blushes*
Yugi: stop it!! Both of you!!
D/a: fine I will, but just because Yugi said so and I'm in a happy mood. So you better not ruin it!
Tea: grrr...
Joey: *points with fries sticking out of his mouth* mook!!! Mere's Mamik amd Bamkma!!
Tea: I didn't get what he said.
D/a: me neither, but look! There's malik and Bakura!!! yamis
*Everybody looks*
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YM: so I think we should but these in the car before we shop for things for our aibous.
Bakura: I agree
*Walks into food court and sees the gang*
YM: shit! Hide the chainsaws!!!!!
*Both scrambles to hide the chainsaws*
Yami: *walks over* what did you buy?
Bakura: err. nothing. um. got to go. BI!
*YM and Bakura run out to the parking lot*
D/a: okay.. That was awkward.
Tea: for once I agree with you. I think that they're up to something.
Yami: well, you know them, they're probably talking and planning new plans to get all the millennium items to take over the world
Yugi: I just hope that they don't hurt anyone
Joey: the only person that they try to hurt is Yami, because he's the only one who can actually hurt them!
Yami: point taken
Yugi: then you better be careful
Yami: don't worry, they'll never get me.I hope.
D/a: well, lets go back to my hotel and go out and party!!!
Joey: great idea!!!
Tristan: yeah! Joey here is going to check out the ladies tonight!
Joey: TRISTAN!!! *Punches him on the arm*
Tristan: OW!! What did you do that for?!
*Starts to fight*
D/a: well, I'm going to go and get ready, meet at my place at 9 okay?
Everyone except Joey and Tristan who are still fighting: *nods*
*D/a walks out the door*
Yami: aibou, I need to get something, I'll meet you at home
Yugi: okay! See you then
Tea: I need to get something too see you!
Joey and Tristan: we're going to get ready for tonight! I'll see you at d/a's hotel!
Yugi: bi! // Now, what should I get for Yami?// *Walks towards the new game shop*
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At Malik's house.
YM: that was close!
Bakura: I know!! *Takes chainsaws out* lets visit Yami tonight!
YM: sure! But first, I'm going clubbing tonight. You coming?
Bakura: you betcha!
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That night.
*DING DONG*
D/a: coming!!!! *Opens door* hi!! Come in!!
Joey: wow! Nice suite!
D/a: thanks! Wait and we'll go as soon as I get my bag.
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At the club.
*Music banging*
Joey: *whistles* look at that girl!!!
Tristan: you said it!
D/a: *watches as Joey and Tristan flirt with a girl* they're not serious are they?
Yugi: they're always like that
Tea: where's Yami?
Yugi: there *point to the bar*
Tea: oh! *Walks up to him and starts talking*
D/a: well, there's nothing for you to do but dance. COMON'!!!!! *Drags Yugi to the dance floor*
Later.
Yugi: *walks back to the table*
Yami: is something wrong aibou?
Yugi: *points at d/a* you. try. dancing... with. her. she . Never. Seems. to run. out. of. energy.
Yami: *laughs* maybe you just need more
Tea: oh Yami!!
Yami: oh god! Get her away!!
D/a: dance with me!!! *Pulls on Yugi*
Yugi: I'm tired! Tell Yami to!
D/a: come!!! *Drags Yami away just as tea made her way to the table*
Tea: hey!! Where's Yami?
Yugi: *points at d/a and Yami dancing*
Tea: grrrrrr...
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YM: hey! This club is packed!!! Oooooo look at her!!!
Bakura: you won't get her
YM: and why is that?
Bakura: because you'll have to beat me to her! *Runs towards the girl*
YM: oh no you don't! *Runs after her*
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5 hours later.
DJ: okay, people, this is going to be our last song, so grab a partner cause I save the slow and best for last!!!
D/a: well, let see now.
Tea: Yami!! Over here!!!
Yami: *pretends not to see her* you want to dance?
D/a: um... *looks at tea and smirks* sure! Why not!!
Tea: tat BITCH!!!!!!
d/a: for ne1 who's interested, Joey, Tristan, YM and Bakura are all dancing with girls and Yugi is dancing with tea
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After clubbing.
D/a: well, that was fun!!! Let's do that tomorrow!!!
*Everyone says goodnight and goes home*
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YM: I think they would be asleep by now. let's go NOW!!!
Bakura: let's go! *Grabs their chainsaws and heads to Yugi's place*
In Yugi's room.
YM: *climbs through the window* shhhhh... Hurry up!!
Bakura: I am!!
*Both hold chainsaws about to strike.*
*BONG!*
YM: what the-?
*The blade of the chainsaw bounces off the sleeping yami*
Bakura: what the hell is happening? *Touches the blade* hey YM! It's made of rubber!!!! That sales guy tricked us!!!
YM: grrrrrr..
Yami: *wakes up from the noise* what the-? YM? Bakura? What are you doing here?
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A #2:
If they all the YGO characters had all the money in the world, what might they get? What would they use it for?
DClick ~ Joey would buy all the food in the world.
Caterfree10 ~ Both Yugi and Yami would buy all of the Duel monster cards they could get their hands on, Both Yami Bakura and Yami Malik would buy poison to kill Yami Yugi. Malik and Bakura would buy billions of sledgehammers to discipline their Yamis (billions because their yamis will probably end up trying to destroy them all). Joey would also buy as many Duel Monsters cards as he could get his hands on, and Tristan would get torture devices to torture poor Joey with.
D/a: I think that tea should get new clothes, I don't like tea, as you came probably tell from da fict, Seto.. tat's da hard one. he HAS billions of dollars.. But he should get a girl for Christmas. he needs someone te love him other than his brother. I'll put tat sumwhere. before Christmas.
Q #3 a):
You likes chibis?
What would be something that the YGO gang should try this winter. a sport, hobby.etc ?
What should YM and Bakura buy to torture Yami?
What should malik and Ryou plan to torture their Yamis?
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d/a: well, tat's it ppl!! R+R and more ideas!!! Next chpt would be new tortures and sumthing very OOC out of character is going to hppn. Keep reviewing!!!