Chapter 11: Annoyance, Dog Treats, and Sex Talk
"I'm telling you, you've got to try this!" Inu Yasha said. He, Shio, and Mike walked over to Kagome's unguarded backpack. Inu Yasha unzipped it and pulled the bag of dog treats out. "Are they really that good?" Shio asked. "Are they that good?!" Inu Yasha said. "Tell 'em, Mike!" 'Arooo reor ruffff!' "Dang!" Shio said. "Let me have one!" Inu Yasha opened the bag pulled three out. Shio took one and bit it in half. He chewed for a few seconds while Mike and Inu Yasha waited for a response. Then Shio's eyes became large and watery. "Awwwwwwwww!" he said. Behind him was a bubbly backround. "You like it?" Inu Yasha asked. "Like it?! I love it!" Shio chewed the other half hungrily. "Oh, baby! This is better then sex!" Kagome and Sango came back from the hotspring. Kagome heard the sound of someone going through her backpack. "Hey! Sango, who's going through my stuff!" "The dog brothers three." She said. "They have your dogtreats." "What! Take me to them!" Kagome and Sango came over. Kagome held out her hand and Inu Yasha set the bag in it. She growled and said. "Those are for after lunch!" "Yes ma'am." Inu Yasha looked down cat-whipped. Mike put his tail between his legs. Shio smirked in amusement.
Later as they were walking, Inu Yasha walked in front with Mike. Kagome was being lead by Mike and she listened in to their heated conversation. It was like listening to the two English students in her class talk to each other. Mike said, 'Arrerr reror or?' Inu Yasha said, 'Hrrrrr! Hrrr rar grr!' Mike: 'Reer orer?' Inu Yasha: 'Hrrr rarer eror hre. Hrrer re hrror rorer.' Kagome shook her head in confusion. All of a sudden someone came up to her and whispered into her ear, "I'm feeling frisky!" She recognized him as Shio. She looked away and blushed. "Have you ever had intercourse before? It's so much fun!" he whispered. "I like the smell the woman generates during it." He said using a lot of feeling. "I like the sweat, and how long it seems to last. I always give them a good spank. Personally, I like it when I'm kissed ALL over." Kagome turned his way glaring at him through her blindfold and blushing. "Stop it!" she growled angrily. He smiled and looked over at Inu Yasha. After a moment, Shio leaned over again and said, "I thought you said the two of you were as tight as the law will allow? I haven't even seen you two cuddle since I got here." Kagome gulped and he doubled back to bother Sango and Miroku. Shio looked up at Miroku, "Oi! Servant boy!" Miroku looked down at him unhappily. "I want you to make dinner tonight." Shio said, "I also want you to call me Pimpmaster Shio." Miroku sighed, "Yes, Pimpmaster Shio." "And smile when you say it!" Shio said. Miroku smiled scarily. "YES, PIMPMASTER SHIO!!" He went up to Sango and put an arm around her shoulder, "How's it going, Babe?" She glared at him flatly, "I'll give you to the count of three to let go." He let go and went back over to walk next to Kagome. He whispered, "You know, I could nurse you back to health if you want." Nursing, huh? She could imagine his bedside manner. "You are so annoying!" she whispered to him.
Later on, she was wondering if Shio was even a friend to Inu Yasha. Oh, Shio never touched her like Miroku did. No, he was a different kind of pervert. Shio was the kind who attacked a woman's mind until she either gave in or went insane. Inu Yasha started leading her again, (An: They sure do a lot of walking, don't they? It must be a running joke.^^) She had an idea, she asked Inu Yasha, "Is Shio looking over at us?" Inu Yasha glanced over at his friend, "Yeah, he is." Kagome nodded, "Good." She stopped and threw her arms around Inu Yasha's neck and kissed him hard on the mouth. It was embarrassing and scary, but she knew it would make him leave her alone. Meanwhile, Inu Yasha was freaking out. She broke the kiss but stayed an inch from his face. "What are you doing?!" he whispered. "Just go with it!" she whispered. She hugged him again and kissed him harder. She made a few sounds of pleasure and to top it off she even did what Miroku's hands were famous for. Inu Yasha pushed her away still freaked out, "Kagome! What's gotten into you!?" Kagome laughed in emabarrassment, "Don't mind him! We do this all the time!" "Nuh-uh!" he shouted. "Right," Shio nodded and looked at them like they were psychopaths. Kagome sighed and said, "Let's go, Inu Yasha!" He offered his hand but she wrapped an arm around his back instead. He blushed and just started walking again.
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"I'm telling you, you've got to try this!" Inu Yasha said. He, Shio, and Mike walked over to Kagome's unguarded backpack. Inu Yasha unzipped it and pulled the bag of dog treats out. "Are they really that good?" Shio asked. "Are they that good?!" Inu Yasha said. "Tell 'em, Mike!" 'Arooo reor ruffff!' "Dang!" Shio said. "Let me have one!" Inu Yasha opened the bag pulled three out. Shio took one and bit it in half. He chewed for a few seconds while Mike and Inu Yasha waited for a response. Then Shio's eyes became large and watery. "Awwwwwwwww!" he said. Behind him was a bubbly backround. "You like it?" Inu Yasha asked. "Like it?! I love it!" Shio chewed the other half hungrily. "Oh, baby! This is better then sex!" Kagome and Sango came back from the hotspring. Kagome heard the sound of someone going through her backpack. "Hey! Sango, who's going through my stuff!" "The dog brothers three." She said. "They have your dogtreats." "What! Take me to them!" Kagome and Sango came over. Kagome held out her hand and Inu Yasha set the bag in it. She growled and said. "Those are for after lunch!" "Yes ma'am." Inu Yasha looked down cat-whipped. Mike put his tail between his legs. Shio smirked in amusement.
Later as they were walking, Inu Yasha walked in front with Mike. Kagome was being lead by Mike and she listened in to their heated conversation. It was like listening to the two English students in her class talk to each other. Mike said, 'Arrerr reror or?' Inu Yasha said, 'Hrrrrr! Hrrr rar grr!' Mike: 'Reer orer?' Inu Yasha: 'Hrrr rarer eror hre. Hrrer re hrror rorer.' Kagome shook her head in confusion. All of a sudden someone came up to her and whispered into her ear, "I'm feeling frisky!" She recognized him as Shio. She looked away and blushed. "Have you ever had intercourse before? It's so much fun!" he whispered. "I like the smell the woman generates during it." He said using a lot of feeling. "I like the sweat, and how long it seems to last. I always give them a good spank. Personally, I like it when I'm kissed ALL over." Kagome turned his way glaring at him through her blindfold and blushing. "Stop it!" she growled angrily. He smiled and looked over at Inu Yasha. After a moment, Shio leaned over again and said, "I thought you said the two of you were as tight as the law will allow? I haven't even seen you two cuddle since I got here." Kagome gulped and he doubled back to bother Sango and Miroku. Shio looked up at Miroku, "Oi! Servant boy!" Miroku looked down at him unhappily. "I want you to make dinner tonight." Shio said, "I also want you to call me Pimpmaster Shio." Miroku sighed, "Yes, Pimpmaster Shio." "And smile when you say it!" Shio said. Miroku smiled scarily. "YES, PIMPMASTER SHIO!!" He went up to Sango and put an arm around her shoulder, "How's it going, Babe?" She glared at him flatly, "I'll give you to the count of three to let go." He let go and went back over to walk next to Kagome. He whispered, "You know, I could nurse you back to health if you want." Nursing, huh? She could imagine his bedside manner. "You are so annoying!" she whispered to him.
Later on, she was wondering if Shio was even a friend to Inu Yasha. Oh, Shio never touched her like Miroku did. No, he was a different kind of pervert. Shio was the kind who attacked a woman's mind until she either gave in or went insane. Inu Yasha started leading her again, (An: They sure do a lot of walking, don't they? It must be a running joke.^^) She had an idea, she asked Inu Yasha, "Is Shio looking over at us?" Inu Yasha glanced over at his friend, "Yeah, he is." Kagome nodded, "Good." She stopped and threw her arms around Inu Yasha's neck and kissed him hard on the mouth. It was embarrassing and scary, but she knew it would make him leave her alone. Meanwhile, Inu Yasha was freaking out. She broke the kiss but stayed an inch from his face. "What are you doing?!" he whispered. "Just go with it!" she whispered. She hugged him again and kissed him harder. She made a few sounds of pleasure and to top it off she even did what Miroku's hands were famous for. Inu Yasha pushed her away still freaked out, "Kagome! What's gotten into you!?" Kagome laughed in emabarrassment, "Don't mind him! We do this all the time!" "Nuh-uh!" he shouted. "Right," Shio nodded and looked at them like they were psychopaths. Kagome sighed and said, "Let's go, Inu Yasha!" He offered his hand but she wrapped an arm around his back instead. He blushed and just started walking again.
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FLUFFY FLUFF FLUFF! The fluffl has been chosen! Be forwarned!