Just Another Insane Fict With Hurmor
Devil/ angel
D/a: you don't know how much I luv u!!!!!! Dõmo arigatõ gozaimasu to EVRY1 who reviewed. At first, I didn't know if ne1 would read it.
Seto: oh there she goes again. *sigh*
D/a: and so, now I'm soooooo happy!!!!
Dclick ~ sure you can, it's just tat I upload evry day, but I normally wait till I get 5 reviews till I upload da next chpt. Oh, and I LUV Yami!!! Did I mention tat in the 1st 3 chpts yet?!!! I tried snowing once...
Seto: AND SHE LIKE, FELL ON HER ASS LIKE ...
D/a: *clamps her hand on his mouth*
Seto: oh, and maybe she did say it in da 1st chpt, maybe she didn't, but I'm sure ALL ur friends know.
D/a: true!!! Now let me continue answering reviews!!!
Nano*Mecka ~ o newbee!!! Thanx!! Hope u liked da chpts I've rote so far, and I'll wreck my brain to make it funnier, but I'll struggle very soon cuz there's still 16 days/ chpts left after this chpt and I'm gonna run up soon.
Caterfree10 ~ ur da best!!!! Ur one of my first readers!!!!!!!!! I'm sure tat it would be REALLY funni if they all went skiing.. *evil smirk*
Seto: uh. Oh.. Tat's no good..
D/a: y would you say tat? *Innocent smile*
Bakura: because it usually means that ur up to sumthing.
D/a: ne way. I luv chibis 2.]
Bakura: she's a real-life, one.
D/a: *nods*
Seto: she acts so childish all da time, whenevr sumthing doesn't go her way, or her friends tease her, she pouts lik a baby and .
D/a: I THINK TAT'S ENOUGH SETO!!!! DÕMO ARIGATÕ GOZAIMASU for saying that but I'm SURE they're not interested! Well, here's my snow-day chpt!!!! I just LUV snow and Christmas, and new years, and Christmas holiday, and.. *goes on and on*
Bakura: I'm going te start da fict. OH!!! And d/a was sooooooooo insane on the 1st chpt., tat she TOTALLY FORGOT te do da disclaimers, but for EVRY SINGLE CHPT INT THIS FICT, d/a doesn't own ne of da YGO characters.
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17 days before Christmas.
YM: tat blasted salesclerk tricked us!!!! RUBBER BLADES!!!! *Steam coming out from his head*
Yami: oh, and what were you planning to do?
Bakura: kill you *plainly*
YM: BAKURA! Heh, Yami, err. we. err. wanted to visit you. because. we. err. haven't seen you in a long time!
Bakura: *nods* yeah.. TOO long!!!
Yami: crocks an eye really? And I thought that I saw you at the mall today.
YM: oh yeah!! //SHIT!// err. we miss you so much,
Yami: you wanted to visit me at *checks the clock* 2:30am? Then I must be really lucky to have friends like you.
YM: yup! ^_^
Bakura: well, we better be going now! Bi!
*Both disappear*
Yami: *stares*
Yugi: *yawn* something wrong Yami?
Yami: no.nothing aibou, go back to sleep.
Yugi: k, but who was that?
Yami: Marik d/a: that's the shorter form of saying Yami malik right? Malik is the hikari, and maRik is the Yami. oh well, you know what I mean and Bakura
Yugi: what did they want?
Yami: *thinks then smirks* to tell you it's late and you should be sleeping
Yugi: -_-U alright...
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Outside.
YM: just you wait until I get my hands oh that phoney clerk.
Bakura: I'll rip him into pieces then scatter them throughout the land.
YM: Bakura, have you been worshipping Seth again? d/a: Seth is osiris's evil brother who wanted to take over his kingdom and killed him. Isis found him, then Seth found out, and torn him into pieces scattering them all over the land of Egypt.
Bakura: err. maybe.
YM: well. .... ..... ... Good job.
Bakura: we failed this time, but there's still 17 days 'till Christmas right?
YM: I guess, but we'll have to get something really good
Bakura: we'll go to the mall tomorrow. We'll go into every store. Until we find the right torture toy(s).
YM: yup! And if there's none here, we'll go to another mall, another city, and another country!!!!
Bakura: how come I have a feeling that I'm going to be short on cash?..
YM: because if we do go to another country, you'll be paying.
Bakura: oh right. -_-
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The next day at Yugi's house..
Joey: hey! It's snowing up north!!!! Let's go skiing!!!!
Tristan: yeah! I wanna go snowboarding!!!
Tea: know any good resorts?
D/a: I've heard of one call Mount Doom resort. it'll take two hours to get there.. But I heard that it was really good..
Yugi: Mount Doom.?
D/a: uh huh cool name huh?
Yugi: actually, it sounds freaky.
Yami: you don't have to go if you don't' want to. I'll stay home with you.
Yugi: but I want to try, I've never been skiing before.
D/a: soo want to call up Ryou and Malik?
Joey: sure!! Though I don't know if Malik would come..
D/a: we'll see. I've got a plan. *goes and dials*
YM: moshi moshi?
D/a: hey!!!
YM: who are you?
D/a: who are you?
YM: if this is a joke, I'll kill.
D/a: ooo.. A killer..
YM: who are you?!
D/a: your new friend
YM: what?!!!
D/a: I'm your, bakura's, Ryou's, Malik's, Yugi's, Yami's, Joey's..
YM: okay! I get your point!! Now what do you want?! Malik and Ryou's not here.
D/a: I know cause they're over here.
YM: then what do you want?
D/a: //you. Bakura.Yami.Malik.// we're planning to go skiing and snowboarding at Mount Doom. you want to come?
YM: Malik's going?
D/a: uh huh
YM: Ryou?
D/a: yup! so is Yugi, Tea, Joey, Tristan... and Yami
YM: Yami's going?
D/a: HAI! I've like said that 2 seconds ago!!! Geez are you even listening??!!
YM: *pause* okay, me and Bakura are going too.
D/a: see you there then. *Walks back to the YGO gang* ^_^
Ryou: maybe me and Malik should tell them to come.
D/a: oh, they said they're coming! ^_^
Malik: how the heck did you convince them to come so quick?
D/a: my little secret, hottie. ^_~
Malik: *blush*
D/a: well, what are we waiting for?!!! Let's go!!!!!
*All piles into the car*
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At Mount Doom.
D/a: well, we got everything we need! So let's hit the slopes!!!
Yami: hit the slopes?
D/a: -_- it's an expression, E-X-P-R-E-S-S-I-O-N sexy
Yami: *blush really hard* oh!
Joey: common!!! We don't' have all day you know.
Tea: actually. we got the all day.
*Everyone runs to the lift, leaving Tea behind*
Tea: hey!!! Wait for me!!!!
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During the lesson.. the Yamis and d/a are in a group, the hikaris, Joey, Tristan and Tea are in the other.
Yamis' group..
Instructor: well, first, put your feet in the shape of a pizza point downwards
YM: easy! *Points skis the wrong way and starts going down the BLACK DIAMOND d/a: for those who don't know, the black diamonds are what some of the resorts call one of the hardest and steepest slopes AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
D/a: *LOL!!!* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Instructor: *sped down to save YM*
Yami: wow! This stuff is pretty dangerous. *looks at YM limping.*
D/a: if you do everything right, it won't be that hard and is actually easy to learn
Yami: tell that to Bakura. *nods towards a struggling Bakura*
Bakura: help!!! *Falls on his ass again*
D/a: *helps him* the EASIEST, FASTEST, and BEST way to learn skiing is. *pushes him down the slope* To Try And Practise It!!!
Bakura: *starts sliding down the slope* DDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNN YYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIII'LLLLLLLLLL GGGGGEEEEEETTT YYYYYOOUUUUUU FFFFFOOOORRRRR THHHHHIIIISSSS!!!!! BBBBOOOOOTTTTHHHH YYYOOOOU AAAANNNNDDDD YYYAAAMMMIII!!!!
YM: huh? *Watches as a blur of green fluff d/a: bakura's coat/ jacket is green speed past him and the instructor.
Bakura: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! //RA!! SAVE ME!!!//
Ra: and why should I?
Bakura: O_O // you answered?//
Ra: why should I save you?
Bakura: //because, then there's no evil villain to take over the world and torture Yami//
Ra: .
Bakura: *thinks quickly* //and I need to take care of my aibou//
Ra: fine! I'll stop your fall..
*A sudden glow appeared a few feet in front of Bakura.*
Bakura: AHHHHHHH!! NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*WHAM!!!*
*Bakura runs into a tree. down THERE.*
Bakura: *seeing stars* what a nice kitty you are.
D/a: *looks at Bakura* well. at least he's able to see right?
YM: you killed him!!!!
D/a: not really. he's just. um. knocked out. he'll be okay.
YM: he better be, or you won't live either.
Yami: don't make empty threats, YM
YM: I don't make empty threats!!! How dare you insult me!!!!
Yami: what about the threat that you'll take over the world and kill me? I'm still living
D/a: *LOL!* HAHA!!!
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The other group.
Yugi: so you push towards the front?
Instructor: yup, now you're getting the hang of it you guys are great!!! You don't' need lessons!!!! You can just go on the slopes
Joey: gee thanx!!! ^_^
Instructor: err. except you. you still need more practise before I let you on the slopes. I don't want you to get hurt. *mumbles* or hurt others.
Tristan: oh well, see you then Joey! *Waves and heads towards the lift*
Joey: so you stand like.. *tips and rolls down the hill*
Instructor: Joey!!!!
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yamis' group.
D/a: he's waking up!! *Pokes Bakura with a stick*
Bakura: OW!!! Stop it!!!!
Yami: hey look!
*Everyone turns to look at a gigantic snowball rolling down the slopes and an instructor chasing it*
D/a: I wonder what that's about. oh well.
Instructor: I think Bakura is okay and we should continue out lesson.
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A #3:
You likes chibis?
What would be something that the YGO gang should try this winter. a sport, hobby.etc ?
What should YM and Bakura buy to torture Yami?
What should malik and Ryou plan to torture their Yamis?
DClick ~ 3a) Yep.
3b) Snowboarding! ^_^ 3c) NOTHING! 3d)Something bad, because their yamis tried to kill Yami!
Nano*Mecka ~ 1: I like chibis very much! 2: Make'em buy man-eating Scarab beetles to pour on Yami! 3: Chains, whips, and a torture table!(Kinky is good!)
Caterfree10 ~ a) YES!!!!! I LOVE CHIBIS!!!!! b) I think the Yu-Gi-OH gang should try skiing! I bet the Yamis falling on their faces in snow will be HILARIOUS!! Heeheehee. c) They COULD buy those 'Rock 'em Sock 'em Boppers' that are advertised on TV erevy once in a while. Or they could get videos of Funny Bunny to drive him crazy! d) ) They could get lotsa indestructable hammers to whack 'em with everytime they behave!
Q #4:
Who's your fav character(s)?
What kinda person do you think I am?
Who should be torture next?
Should I continue and add a lot of funni parts?
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D/a: ooo.. I like da sound of those..
Bakura, Ryou, Malik, YM, Yami, Yugi: O_O that's not good..
D/a: you guys don't think ne thing I do is good!!! *pouts* *sniff*
Seto: but they aren't.
D/a: then how come I got reviews?
Seto: it's call pity.
D/a: juz wait till next chpt when I torture u.
Seto: O_O
D/a: oh and Nano*Mecka and caterfree, your others ideas, I'll use l8r.. I've planned te haf a little fun with torturing Seto. oh and don't' worry I LUV Yami da most, Malik, Ryou, and Bakura, so nothing TOO bad is going to hppn te them... R+R!!!! ^_^ oh wat a LONG chpt I've got..
Devil/ angel
D/a: you don't know how much I luv u!!!!!! Dõmo arigatõ gozaimasu to EVRY1 who reviewed. At first, I didn't know if ne1 would read it.
Seto: oh there she goes again. *sigh*
D/a: and so, now I'm soooooo happy!!!!
Dclick ~ sure you can, it's just tat I upload evry day, but I normally wait till I get 5 reviews till I upload da next chpt. Oh, and I LUV Yami!!! Did I mention tat in the 1st 3 chpts yet?!!! I tried snowing once...
Seto: AND SHE LIKE, FELL ON HER ASS LIKE ...
D/a: *clamps her hand on his mouth*
Seto: oh, and maybe she did say it in da 1st chpt, maybe she didn't, but I'm sure ALL ur friends know.
D/a: true!!! Now let me continue answering reviews!!!
Nano*Mecka ~ o newbee!!! Thanx!! Hope u liked da chpts I've rote so far, and I'll wreck my brain to make it funnier, but I'll struggle very soon cuz there's still 16 days/ chpts left after this chpt and I'm gonna run up soon.
Caterfree10 ~ ur da best!!!! Ur one of my first readers!!!!!!!!! I'm sure tat it would be REALLY funni if they all went skiing.. *evil smirk*
Seto: uh. Oh.. Tat's no good..
D/a: y would you say tat? *Innocent smile*
Bakura: because it usually means that ur up to sumthing.
D/a: ne way. I luv chibis 2.]
Bakura: she's a real-life, one.
D/a: *nods*
Seto: she acts so childish all da time, whenevr sumthing doesn't go her way, or her friends tease her, she pouts lik a baby and .
D/a: I THINK TAT'S ENOUGH SETO!!!! DÕMO ARIGATÕ GOZAIMASU for saying that but I'm SURE they're not interested! Well, here's my snow-day chpt!!!! I just LUV snow and Christmas, and new years, and Christmas holiday, and.. *goes on and on*
Bakura: I'm going te start da fict. OH!!! And d/a was sooooooooo insane on the 1st chpt., tat she TOTALLY FORGOT te do da disclaimers, but for EVRY SINGLE CHPT INT THIS FICT, d/a doesn't own ne of da YGO characters.
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17 days before Christmas.
YM: tat blasted salesclerk tricked us!!!! RUBBER BLADES!!!! *Steam coming out from his head*
Yami: oh, and what were you planning to do?
Bakura: kill you *plainly*
YM: BAKURA! Heh, Yami, err. we. err. wanted to visit you. because. we. err. haven't seen you in a long time!
Bakura: *nods* yeah.. TOO long!!!
Yami: crocks an eye really? And I thought that I saw you at the mall today.
YM: oh yeah!! //SHIT!// err. we miss you so much,
Yami: you wanted to visit me at *checks the clock* 2:30am? Then I must be really lucky to have friends like you.
YM: yup! ^_^
Bakura: well, we better be going now! Bi!
*Both disappear*
Yami: *stares*
Yugi: *yawn* something wrong Yami?
Yami: no.nothing aibou, go back to sleep.
Yugi: k, but who was that?
Yami: Marik d/a: that's the shorter form of saying Yami malik right? Malik is the hikari, and maRik is the Yami. oh well, you know what I mean and Bakura
Yugi: what did they want?
Yami: *thinks then smirks* to tell you it's late and you should be sleeping
Yugi: -_-U alright...
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Outside.
YM: just you wait until I get my hands oh that phoney clerk.
Bakura: I'll rip him into pieces then scatter them throughout the land.
YM: Bakura, have you been worshipping Seth again? d/a: Seth is osiris's evil brother who wanted to take over his kingdom and killed him. Isis found him, then Seth found out, and torn him into pieces scattering them all over the land of Egypt.
Bakura: err. maybe.
YM: well. .... ..... ... Good job.
Bakura: we failed this time, but there's still 17 days 'till Christmas right?
YM: I guess, but we'll have to get something really good
Bakura: we'll go to the mall tomorrow. We'll go into every store. Until we find the right torture toy(s).
YM: yup! And if there's none here, we'll go to another mall, another city, and another country!!!!
Bakura: how come I have a feeling that I'm going to be short on cash?..
YM: because if we do go to another country, you'll be paying.
Bakura: oh right. -_-
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The next day at Yugi's house..
Joey: hey! It's snowing up north!!!! Let's go skiing!!!!
Tristan: yeah! I wanna go snowboarding!!!
Tea: know any good resorts?
D/a: I've heard of one call Mount Doom resort. it'll take two hours to get there.. But I heard that it was really good..
Yugi: Mount Doom.?
D/a: uh huh cool name huh?
Yugi: actually, it sounds freaky.
Yami: you don't have to go if you don't' want to. I'll stay home with you.
Yugi: but I want to try, I've never been skiing before.
D/a: soo want to call up Ryou and Malik?
Joey: sure!! Though I don't know if Malik would come..
D/a: we'll see. I've got a plan. *goes and dials*
YM: moshi moshi?
D/a: hey!!!
YM: who are you?
D/a: who are you?
YM: if this is a joke, I'll kill.
D/a: ooo.. A killer..
YM: who are you?!
D/a: your new friend
YM: what?!!!
D/a: I'm your, bakura's, Ryou's, Malik's, Yugi's, Yami's, Joey's..
YM: okay! I get your point!! Now what do you want?! Malik and Ryou's not here.
D/a: I know cause they're over here.
YM: then what do you want?
D/a: //you. Bakura.Yami.Malik.// we're planning to go skiing and snowboarding at Mount Doom. you want to come?
YM: Malik's going?
D/a: uh huh
YM: Ryou?
D/a: yup! so is Yugi, Tea, Joey, Tristan... and Yami
YM: Yami's going?
D/a: HAI! I've like said that 2 seconds ago!!! Geez are you even listening??!!
YM: *pause* okay, me and Bakura are going too.
D/a: see you there then. *Walks back to the YGO gang* ^_^
Ryou: maybe me and Malik should tell them to come.
D/a: oh, they said they're coming! ^_^
Malik: how the heck did you convince them to come so quick?
D/a: my little secret, hottie. ^_~
Malik: *blush*
D/a: well, what are we waiting for?!!! Let's go!!!!!
*All piles into the car*
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At Mount Doom.
D/a: well, we got everything we need! So let's hit the slopes!!!
Yami: hit the slopes?
D/a: -_- it's an expression, E-X-P-R-E-S-S-I-O-N sexy
Yami: *blush really hard* oh!
Joey: common!!! We don't' have all day you know.
Tea: actually. we got the all day.
*Everyone runs to the lift, leaving Tea behind*
Tea: hey!!! Wait for me!!!!
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During the lesson.. the Yamis and d/a are in a group, the hikaris, Joey, Tristan and Tea are in the other.
Yamis' group..
Instructor: well, first, put your feet in the shape of a pizza point downwards
YM: easy! *Points skis the wrong way and starts going down the BLACK DIAMOND d/a: for those who don't know, the black diamonds are what some of the resorts call one of the hardest and steepest slopes AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
D/a: *LOL!!!* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Instructor: *sped down to save YM*
Yami: wow! This stuff is pretty dangerous. *looks at YM limping.*
D/a: if you do everything right, it won't be that hard and is actually easy to learn
Yami: tell that to Bakura. *nods towards a struggling Bakura*
Bakura: help!!! *Falls on his ass again*
D/a: *helps him* the EASIEST, FASTEST, and BEST way to learn skiing is. *pushes him down the slope* To Try And Practise It!!!
Bakura: *starts sliding down the slope* DDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNN YYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! IIIIIIIIIII'LLLLLLLLLL GGGGGEEEEEETTT YYYYYOOUUUUUU FFFFFOOOORRRRR THHHHHIIIISSSS!!!!! BBBBOOOOOTTTTHHHH YYYOOOOU AAAANNNNDDDD YYYAAAMMMIII!!!!
YM: huh? *Watches as a blur of green fluff d/a: bakura's coat/ jacket is green speed past him and the instructor.
Bakura: AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! //RA!! SAVE ME!!!//
Ra: and why should I?
Bakura: O_O // you answered?//
Ra: why should I save you?
Bakura: //because, then there's no evil villain to take over the world and torture Yami//
Ra: .
Bakura: *thinks quickly* //and I need to take care of my aibou//
Ra: fine! I'll stop your fall..
*A sudden glow appeared a few feet in front of Bakura.*
Bakura: AHHHHHHH!! NNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*WHAM!!!*
*Bakura runs into a tree. down THERE.*
Bakura: *seeing stars* what a nice kitty you are.
D/a: *looks at Bakura* well. at least he's able to see right?
YM: you killed him!!!!
D/a: not really. he's just. um. knocked out. he'll be okay.
YM: he better be, or you won't live either.
Yami: don't make empty threats, YM
YM: I don't make empty threats!!! How dare you insult me!!!!
Yami: what about the threat that you'll take over the world and kill me? I'm still living
D/a: *LOL!* HAHA!!!
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The other group.
Yugi: so you push towards the front?
Instructor: yup, now you're getting the hang of it you guys are great!!! You don't' need lessons!!!! You can just go on the slopes
Joey: gee thanx!!! ^_^
Instructor: err. except you. you still need more practise before I let you on the slopes. I don't want you to get hurt. *mumbles* or hurt others.
Tristan: oh well, see you then Joey! *Waves and heads towards the lift*
Joey: so you stand like.. *tips and rolls down the hill*
Instructor: Joey!!!!
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yamis' group.
D/a: he's waking up!! *Pokes Bakura with a stick*
Bakura: OW!!! Stop it!!!!
Yami: hey look!
*Everyone turns to look at a gigantic snowball rolling down the slopes and an instructor chasing it*
D/a: I wonder what that's about. oh well.
Instructor: I think Bakura is okay and we should continue out lesson.
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A #3:
You likes chibis?
What would be something that the YGO gang should try this winter. a sport, hobby.etc ?
What should YM and Bakura buy to torture Yami?
What should malik and Ryou plan to torture their Yamis?
DClick ~ 3a) Yep.
3b) Snowboarding! ^_^ 3c) NOTHING! 3d)Something bad, because their yamis tried to kill Yami!
Nano*Mecka ~ 1: I like chibis very much! 2: Make'em buy man-eating Scarab beetles to pour on Yami! 3: Chains, whips, and a torture table!(Kinky is good!)
Caterfree10 ~ a) YES!!!!! I LOVE CHIBIS!!!!! b) I think the Yu-Gi-OH gang should try skiing! I bet the Yamis falling on their faces in snow will be HILARIOUS!! Heeheehee. c) They COULD buy those 'Rock 'em Sock 'em Boppers' that are advertised on TV erevy once in a while. Or they could get videos of Funny Bunny to drive him crazy! d) ) They could get lotsa indestructable hammers to whack 'em with everytime they behave!
Q #4:
Who's your fav character(s)?
What kinda person do you think I am?
Who should be torture next?
Should I continue and add a lot of funni parts?
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D/a: ooo.. I like da sound of those..
Bakura, Ryou, Malik, YM, Yami, Yugi: O_O that's not good..
D/a: you guys don't think ne thing I do is good!!! *pouts* *sniff*
Seto: but they aren't.
D/a: then how come I got reviews?
Seto: it's call pity.
D/a: juz wait till next chpt when I torture u.
Seto: O_O
D/a: oh and Nano*Mecka and caterfree, your others ideas, I'll use l8r.. I've planned te haf a little fun with torturing Seto. oh and don't' worry I LUV Yami da most, Malik, Ryou, and Bakura, so nothing TOO bad is going to hppn te them... R+R!!!! ^_^ oh wat a LONG chpt I've got..