Just Another Insane Fict With Hurmor

Devil/ angel

D/a: Thanx for the reviews!!!! *Checks calendar* 16 days before Christmas!!!!! I'm sooooooooo excited!!!!^_^

Yami: she's hyper.

D/a: ^_^ LA-LA-LA-LA

Caterfree10 ~ I had fun lots of it riting the last chappie 2!!! I'll torture Bakura and YM.. ^_^

YM: I'll kill whoevr Caterfree10 is.

D/a: DON'T scare my reviewers away!!!!!!!

YM: hai...

D/a: now let see... oh yes, I'm finish my ski trip chpt and now...

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~chpt 5~

16 days before Christmas.

Bakura + Joey: AAAHHHHHHHHCCCCHHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!! *Sniff* *sniff*

Ryou: *pats Bakura on the back* here. Drink some hot chocolate

Bakura: tat . *starts to sneeze again* AHHHHCHHOOO!!! Is the last time I'm going to go out there.

Joey: *sneeze*

D/a: well, at least you cleared the slopes for us.

Yugi: I think we all had enough yesterday

Yami: agreed, I've never had so much fun in my life before.

D/a: well, there's still 16 days before Christmas and I don't know how much longer I'm going to be here.but as an early Christmas present, I'll give you some of y insanity! ^_^

Joey: no thanks!! I've had enough!

D/a: *shrug* what should we do today?

Bakura: sleep, rest

Joey: something not cold

*Everyone agrees*

d/a: *thinks hard* oh! *Light bulb* I've the perfect place!!

Joey: where? AHHCHHHHOOOOOUUUUU!!!!!

D/a: it's for me to know and you to find out! But bring your beach equip.!!

Tristan: It's winter! Where the hell would we find a hot beach?

D/a: just pack and you'll see!!!

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~Yami + Yugi~

Yami: I don't like her tone when she was 'I've got the perfect place' that tone always gets me all suspicious that she's up to something.

Yugi: good! Then no is the time you actually think outside the duelling arena!

Yami: *gives Yugi 'the look' then smiles* you're acting like her

Yugi: is that good or bad? *Smiles innocently*

Yami: *thinks* you know, I can't decide. but what am I going to wear? I don't' have any swim equip. whatever she meant

Yugi: you know the trunks you got this summer? Pack them in the bag.

Yami: you mean the black ones? D/a: *pictures Yami in black trunks + boxers* . *drools*

Yugi: uh huh and I think we're ready!!!

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~Ryou + Bakura~

Ryou: are you coming Bakura? We're leaving in 15 mins.

Bakura: AHHHHCHHHOOUU!!! *Sniff* *sniff* do you think I should? I don't have trunks.

Ryou: it'll be fun, I don't know where we're going, but all I know is d/a always plan something fun.

Bakura: always? What about yesterday? She nearly killed me when she pushed me down that mountain!!!!

Ryou: she was just trying to help. besides it's a small hill, not a mountain. Here! *Throws a pair of trunks at Bakura*

Bakura: *catches it* huh? What do I do with there?

Ryou: pack them for me, you're going

Bakura: fine.

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~Malik + YM~

Malik: come!!

YM: no!! I'm not going!!

Malik: but you'll be alone in the house.

YM: better alone then dead! Last time she planned a 'fun' trip, I fell on my face five times, rolled down the slope once and made a joke of myself!!! I'm NOT GOING!!!!

Malik: awwwwww.... *Pouts*

YM: stop it!!! I know that face!! You're going to make me go!!!

Malik: but it's going to be fun!!

YM: do you even know where we're going?

Malik: nope! But it's going to be good!!! Now can you get those for me? *Points at two pairs of trucks in the drawer*

YM: these? But.

Malik: just get them.

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D/a: let's go!!!

Joey: how are we going to get there?

D/a: get in the car

Tristan: your driving? O_O

D/a: just get in the car!!!

After a few minutes..

Joey: AAAHHH!!!! Someone save me!!!!

Tristan: do you even have licences?

D/a: nope! ^_^!!!!

Every one except d/a: O_O

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Car stops in front of a bug building.

D/a: we're here!!!! ^_^

Joey: I actually mad it alive?

Yami: thank Ra for saving our lives!!!!

Ra: did you like the ride?

Yami: O_O NO!! I thank you for sparing our lives, but you wouldn't of need to save us if you didn't let her drive the car. or even better yet, send her back!!!!

Ra: now what have I told you about being nice?

Yami: be nice to those who deserves it?

Ra: -_- no

Yami: love those who loves you, but love those more if they don't?

Ra: no.

Yami: what then?

Ra: be nice to those who are insane

Yami: oh -_-

Ra: oh and remember no two seconds are the same and if you mss the change, you won't get another one just like it and there's something else.

Yami: what is it?

Ra: you'll see. Just remember to say and do things where you have the chance to, or you'll live to regret it.

D/a: Yami? You okay?

Yami: huh? Oh yeah

D/a: k, then let's go!

*Everyone walks in the building*

Joey: wow! Look at this place!!!

Tea: angered

*Beach scene, hot tubs, real sand, pool, tanning lights, artificial beach.*

d/a: what are we waiting for then?

*Everyone goes in the change room to get changed*

D/a: he! Where're YM and Bakura?

Ryou: over.

Malik: here.

*Ryou + Malik tugging at something behind the bushes everyone goes over*

D/a: HAHAHAHAH!!! Sees malik and Bakura

YM: not funny!! *Is wearing HOT PINK trunks*

Bakura: shut up!!! I'm not coming out from here!!! *Is wearing trunks that says 'like me' in the front and 'kiss this' at the back*

Everyone except YM and Bakura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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2 hours later. on the artificial beach.

Joey: this place is the best!!! And the girls here are HOT! *Drools as a bunch of girls in bikinis pass him and Tristan*

Tristan: *whistles* hey! What's your number babe?

Girls: *giggles*

Joey: *walks up to them* hey!

Girl: hi!

Joey: Joey's the name and yours would be.? Sexillious?

Girl: *giggles* *blushes* Sammie

Joey: well, Sammie, has anyone ever told you that you're sexy?

Girl: you just did

Joey: want to go on a date with me?

Girl: *checks him out* well, your not bad. but that's my boyfriend over there *nods towards a muscular guy leaning oh a palm tree artificial

Joey: *looks* //who the hell wears Speedos?// well, I'm still free if you guys break up

Girl: *smiles* yeah sure! *Mumbles* jerk!

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In the hot tub.

Tea: isn't it so relaxing in here?

Yami: uh huh *in deep thought*

Tea: *inches closer to Yami* Joey and Tristan are such pigs huh?

Yami: uh huh

Tea: //grr..// I wonder what the others are doing.

Yami: Joey and Tristan are drooling over girls, Bakura + YM are still hiding behind the bushes, Ryou, malik, Yugi are playing ball. d/a. *looks* where IS she?

Tea: don't know //probably gone.// oh well

P.A.: there will be a daily swimming competition in 10 min. anyone that wants to participate, please register at the front desk, by the palm trees in the next fives mins

Tea: //ooo. a swimming competitions but sitting here with Yami is once-in-a- life-time chance.//

Yami: I'm going to watch the competition you coming?

Tea: //damn! I was hoping to stay longer...// okay, if you want.

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By the pool side.

Judge: are you sure you want to compete against them? *Points to three hunky muscular guys, one of them was the boyfriend of girl that Joey was talking to*

D/a: yup! ^_^ Big isn't everything right?

Judge: err. yeah.get in lane five then.

P.A. : on your mark. ........ ........ Get set.... ...... ...... ..... ... GO!!!!

Joey: hey! Isn't that d/a?

Yugi: I think it is.

Tristan: hey! Isn't that the girl's boyfriend????

Joey: yeah I think it is. HEY!!! D/A!!!!!! WIN THIS ONE!!!!!

Tea: // I doubt it// yeah go d/a. *unenthusiastic* //lose! Lose! Lose!!//

P.A.: and our winner is. D/A!!!! AMAZING A PETIT GIRL OVER OUR STRONGEST AND FASTEST MEMBERS! CONGRADULATION!

*Everyone runs over to d/a*

Joey: where did you learn to swim so fast?

D/a: been swimming since six

Yugi: your good

D/a: not good enough though. ready to go home?

*Everyone especially Marik (YM) + Bakura nods*

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After a LONG + DANGEROUS ride home.

~Yami + Yugi~

Yugi: that wasn't so bad. was it Yami?

Yami: no, it wasn't but I'm surprised that d/a actually won.

Yugi: well, she unpredictable, that's what makes her fun

Yami: I guess your right

~Bakura + Ryou~

Bakura: *steam coming out of his head*

Ryou: you should of played ball with us! It was so fun!

Bakura: I would of if I didn't have those trunks on

Ryou: *laughs* but I thought they looked great on you

Bakura: well, I didn't

Ryou: but it was funny.

~Malik + YM~

Malik: yeah? *try to hid from laughing*

YM: how could you embarrass me like that! Making me wear that. that.

Malik: *LOL* hot pink trunks? What you don't like them *pouts* I'll get you a thong next time then.

YM: O_O

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At the mall.

Seto: //hmmmmm.. Why is everything dark?// *checks watch* oh shit!!! It's supposed to be closed!!! *Runs into an open store* shit! Wrong turn!!! *Turns around to find that he's locked in* // what the-?! //

D/a: Seto is locked up in a lingerie store.LOL!!!!

Seto: *bumps into manikin and a box of women's lingerie fell on top of him* ARRRHHHH!!!! I knew I should of stayed home today. now let see. *triggers the alarm* shit!!!

Cops: FREEZE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Laughs at Seto with lingerie dangling from his clothes*

Seto: *blush* GRRRRRRR...

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That evening on the news.

Reporter: this was just in.. Seto kaiba, was found in the mall, after opening hours. O_O in.. *laughs* a women's.*laughs* lingerie..*laughs* store. *doubles over with laughter*

Yugi: Yami!! Did you just hear what I heard?

Yami: yup!! I still can't believe he did that. Yugi: me.*laughs* either. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Joey: HAHAHAHAH how who's the Chihuahua!!!

Tristan: you

*Joey and Tristan gets into a BIG fight*

Tea: poor kaiba. //serves him right..//

D/a: .

*Everyone looks at her*

D/a: what?!

Bakura: what are you doing?

D/a: nothing.. *hides something behind her back*

YM: *grabs it*

D/a: HEY!!!!

YM: ooooo a voodoo doll. of.

D/a: it's kaiba

YM: oh I see now, and this is a model of..

D/a: the mall..

Bakura: oh. O_O

Yami: you mean you staged the whole thing right here?

D/a: yeah.

Bakura: so they do work.

YM: *laughs* can I have one of Yami?

Yami: O_O

D/a: NO!!!! You'll hurt him!!! The only person that we're allowed to hurt is kaiba.

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A #4:

Who's your fav character(s)?

What kinda person do you think I am?

Who should be torture next?

Should I continue and add a lot of funni parts?

Caterfree10 ~ a) My fave charas are Yugi and Bakura (Good, not bad) Kyasarin: I like Yami and Joey! They're SOO cute! Cat: Anyhum,... b) *Both Cat & Kya* A demented person who writes very funny fics. c) *Look above* Yami Malik. d) *See above* YES!!!!!!!!

DClick ~ a) Yami. And Ryou. ^_^ b) An insane person! ^_^ (Aren't we all?) c) Seto. d) YES. ^_^

LT: my friend tat gaf me the idea Seto Cazi, insane Yami, Tea Yes

d/a: a) Yami da most Ryou, Bakura, malik, YM, b) insane c) Seto, malik, and Bakura nomally, I wouldn't do ne thing to Bakura, but he gaf me a nightmare yesterday.. LOL!!! yup I agree

Q #5:

Should I make YM wear a thong in the next chappie? Pick a colour that I should dye Bakura's hair ne thing but white Should I keep torturing the yamis? Including Yami or not?

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d/a: well, tat's chpt 5!!! Keep da reviews coming!!!!!

YM: please say tat you'll gif me a voodoo doll.!!!!!