Link X-mas
12/19/2002
When Link awoke, he mentally cursed himself for falling asleep. He grabbed some tecktite jerky and mounted Eponia. He rode her out, then allowed her to fly over the bridge. He never did trust that bridge.
He decided that if anyone would know what was happening, it would be the holder of the Triforce of Wisdom. So he rode to the castle. Princess Zelda was waiting in the courtyard. But she had changed...
At first Link thought that it was just her clothes. She was wearing a red outfit and glasses, and she looked plumper. Then Link noticed her white, curly, short hair. Then he remembered an old story about Christmas.
It was about a man... Santa Claus... and he had a wife, Mrs. Clause... there was a picture of them... Mrs claus was a plump, white-haired lady in a red outfit... LIKE THAT ONE!!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Link. (Who could blame him? He just found out he's married!). "Come on, Eponia, let's move!!!!!" They rode over the castle, and were over the feilds when Eponia touched down. It was snowing really hard, probably to make up for lost time. They made their way (on the ground) through the snow, until Eponia, (who had her head down against the wind) ran into a pole. It was large and striped. It looked a bit like the Master Sword, only it wasn't curved on top, but had a metal ball. There was a sign beneath it on the other side. It read: The North Pole.
Just then, Link heard maniacal laughter. He turned around slowly.
"I must stop this christmas from coming, but how? I know! KILL SANTA!"
Behind Link stood a figure, all green, but fuzzy somehow, with an odd haridoo. He looks kinda like...
"Ganondorf?"
"That was my name, once... but now I am known as: THE GRINCH!!!! HAHAHAHHA!!!"
Link groped for his sword, and drew it.
"You think to fight me with a CANDY CANE?!?!?!?!?!" roared Gan.. i mean The Grinch in laughter.
"erm.... no..." Link pulled out his Bomb Bag, and grabbed the first bomn he could find. He chucked it at Gan... The Grinch. A piece of coal hit Grinch.
"ooh, I'm soooo scared."
"What the?!?!" Link checked his Bomb Bag. "looks like there's no good kids in Hyrule." he muttered. Then he reached for his bow. It was gone. he found his slingshot by his hip, though, sporting a new coat of red paint.
"Faithsul slingshot... you have never let me down!" He fired a Deku Seed at The Grinch.
The seed, on the way, became covered in snow, and thus but a snowball hit it's target. Funny, there was no seed at the center. "Darn X-mas magic!"
Grinch threw a fireball back, only it, too, froze into a snowball. Link ducked, and made another. He hid behind a bush and began firing at a rapid rate.
Hours later, the battle still raged. Link had long since run out of Deku Seeds, and had been making them the old-fashioned way. Gan... The Grinch had run out of magic, and was also making them the old fashioned way. Just then, the little dog from Clock Town came running up to Grinch.
"What is it, Max. Trouble? At the lair? I'll be right there!" Grinch ran off after Th... Max.
"ooooooooooooooo..................kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.................." Said Link. Then he mounted Eponia again. "After them!"
REVIEW!!
I no this chap is late, i was at the movies seeing LoTR 2 Towers until midnight. Mornie Utulie!
12/19/2002
When Link awoke, he mentally cursed himself for falling asleep. He grabbed some tecktite jerky and mounted Eponia. He rode her out, then allowed her to fly over the bridge. He never did trust that bridge.
He decided that if anyone would know what was happening, it would be the holder of the Triforce of Wisdom. So he rode to the castle. Princess Zelda was waiting in the courtyard. But she had changed...
At first Link thought that it was just her clothes. She was wearing a red outfit and glasses, and she looked plumper. Then Link noticed her white, curly, short hair. Then he remembered an old story about Christmas.
It was about a man... Santa Claus... and he had a wife, Mrs. Clause... there was a picture of them... Mrs claus was a plump, white-haired lady in a red outfit... LIKE THAT ONE!!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Link. (Who could blame him? He just found out he's married!). "Come on, Eponia, let's move!!!!!" They rode over the castle, and were over the feilds when Eponia touched down. It was snowing really hard, probably to make up for lost time. They made their way (on the ground) through the snow, until Eponia, (who had her head down against the wind) ran into a pole. It was large and striped. It looked a bit like the Master Sword, only it wasn't curved on top, but had a metal ball. There was a sign beneath it on the other side. It read: The North Pole.
Just then, Link heard maniacal laughter. He turned around slowly.
"I must stop this christmas from coming, but how? I know! KILL SANTA!"
Behind Link stood a figure, all green, but fuzzy somehow, with an odd haridoo. He looks kinda like...
"Ganondorf?"
"That was my name, once... but now I am known as: THE GRINCH!!!! HAHAHAHHA!!!"
Link groped for his sword, and drew it.
"You think to fight me with a CANDY CANE?!?!?!?!?!" roared Gan.. i mean The Grinch in laughter.
"erm.... no..." Link pulled out his Bomb Bag, and grabbed the first bomn he could find. He chucked it at Gan... The Grinch. A piece of coal hit Grinch.
"ooh, I'm soooo scared."
"What the?!?!" Link checked his Bomb Bag. "looks like there's no good kids in Hyrule." he muttered. Then he reached for his bow. It was gone. he found his slingshot by his hip, though, sporting a new coat of red paint.
"Faithsul slingshot... you have never let me down!" He fired a Deku Seed at The Grinch.
The seed, on the way, became covered in snow, and thus but a snowball hit it's target. Funny, there was no seed at the center. "Darn X-mas magic!"
Grinch threw a fireball back, only it, too, froze into a snowball. Link ducked, and made another. He hid behind a bush and began firing at a rapid rate.
Hours later, the battle still raged. Link had long since run out of Deku Seeds, and had been making them the old-fashioned way. Gan... The Grinch had run out of magic, and was also making them the old fashioned way. Just then, the little dog from Clock Town came running up to Grinch.
"What is it, Max. Trouble? At the lair? I'll be right there!" Grinch ran off after Th... Max.
"ooooooooooooooo..................kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.................." Said Link. Then he mounted Eponia again. "After them!"
REVIEW!!
I no this chap is late, i was at the movies seeing LoTR 2 Towers until midnight. Mornie Utulie!