I have a prediction for the ending of this book series. If you don't care,
please proceed to the beginning of the chapter.
Okay here goes, my prediction....You now how Shippou does like .008% of the work and is more there to look cute and be annoying? I just wonder why his dad had a piece of the shikon jewel, maybe that will come up later and Shippou will actually be useful in the end. I don't know, I'm just BS'n...
Chapter 13: Guy's Night
So Shio said it pained him to hold this secret. The next morning, he was his same annoying, perverted self. He even decided to aid Kagome in her lie. He removed a layer of her blindfold with his claw so she could see out of it without looking suspicious. Sango decided to make breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner that day. She had gotten tired of eating Miroku's cooking. Shippou liked Kagome's cooking the most and was waiting for that. Inu Yasha and Shio couldn't possibly care less, but for different reasons. Inu Yasha ate almost anything, and Shio ate two chickens and a cat that day. (An: No, it wasn't Kirara, whom is still missing from this fic...What?! I lost her!!)
Kagome took her fried rice and started eating. She felt funny though. She looked to her right and saw Mike staring at her. She kept eating and stared back. There was something funny about his stare. His eyes were like a normal dog's eyes, big and wet and piercing. But they seemed to stare through her blindfold and see that she wasn't really blind. Mike made a moaning sound. He put his chin on his crossed forepaws. He looked at Inu Yasha then back at Kagome.
She guiltily put a clump of rice in her mouth and stared at Mike's puppydog eyes.
"Kagome?"
She didn't answer.
"Kagome?"
"Huh?" she said.
"What's wrong?" Inu Yasha asked.
She turned her head toward him and saw his concerned expression through the blindfold. Concerned, because he felt bad that he was the one who made her cripple. He was concerned for her and the guilt showed in his amber eyes. She tilted her head forward and said, "Nothing."
And that was the beginning of her burden.
Shio smiled and walked over to where everyone was sitting. The position of the sun told him that NOW was the time! He pointed a thumb over his shoulder and said, "Let's go, Inu Yasha!"
"What? Go where?" he asked.
Shio smacked himself in the head. "Don't tell me you've forgotten the tradition!"
Inu Yasha just stared blankly.
Shio sighed in disbelief and held out his arms and shook them. "Party night! dancing, kris, prostitutes, ring a bell?"
Inu Yasha's eyes grew then he blushed and looked around at everyone. He got up and ran over to Shio and whispered, "This is REALLY not the right time and place."
"You can't be saying you're not up for it, are you?! Way back when, we always used to do this when I visited you!"
"Inu Yasha, what's he talking about?" Kagome asked.
Inu Yasha sweatdropped and turned to them. "Nothing! Nothing! It's nothing at all!"
Shio looked at him as if Inu Yasha had just canceled Christmas. "What?! But you LOVE party night!"
"Party night?" Miroku became interested.
"PARTY!" Shippou shouted and jumped onto Shio's shoulder.
"Inu Yasha, this is the first party night in fifty years, you MUST come!" Shio said.
(An: Peer pressure, hmmmm....will Inu Yasha give in?)
Inu Yasha sighed in defeat. "I'll come, but I'm not going to go wild."
Shio whispered to Sango, "He says that everytime we go." Then he winked and laughed stupidly.
Inu Yasha growled and sweatdropped. The two of them started to walk off. Then Shio turned and shouted, "Come Servant boy and Meat! Guy's night!"
Miroku and Shippou ran over happily because they really wanted to go. They disappeared and Sango, Kagome, and Mike stood there by themselves. They sat there by themselves and a half an hour passed by in silence. Then Kagome asked, "What do you think they're doing?"
Sango sighed in irritation because the same thought had been occupying her mind for a long time now. "I saw we go look for them." So the two girls used Mike as a hunting dog and started to look for the guys.
(WARNING: Major partying up ahead, might not be suitable for young audiences-don't freak! It's no worse then "House Party." I don't run orgies.)
At a village not far from their original camp, at a good sized hut/house is where this was all going on. The place was swarming with dogdemons, dog onis, and werewolves.
"HUUUZZAAAHHH!!" Shio shrieked. In each arm was a prostitute who giggled at a joke he told and what a party animal he was. On and above his nose was a light shade of red, (An: Anime sign that a character is drunk.)
Around him was a doberman pincher dog demon, a golden retriever dog demon, and a dalmation dog demon. One of the prostitutes said in a seductive voice, "You're sooo funny, Shio."
"I Aim to impress, then I get in yo' dress!" he said and the three other dog demons laughed hysterically. Outside the hut/house was Kagome's sterio, which Shio had decided to "borrow."
Shio wiggled his tongue at the girl to his right and they both giggled ans he laughed. Then the sound "Who Let the Dog's Out" came on.
"Hey Parchucco! Turn it up!" Shio shouted at the grey werewolf that was making out with a dog oni next to the sterio. Without stopping he gropped for the switch and put it practically on Max.
Kagome, Sango and Mike stood on a hill watching the ship of fools from sixty feet away.
"Wow." Was all Sango had to say.
Kagome could see it but didn't say that, "It sounds wild." They walked over to the mess but with all of the craziness, no one noticed two human's and a dog had crashed their party.
"We'll never find them in this!" Sango said. She looked up and said, "Oh-my-god." Kagome looked up and gasped. Shippou was passed out on the roof, covered in sake and a little bit of red sat above his nose. He snored loudly.
Then Kagome saw Shio talking with his "pack" and no sign of the older males of their group. Kagome and Sango went up to him.
Shio saw her and shouted, "Hey! Kagome! Here for a little one on one?"
She ignored his comment, "Where's Inu Yasha and Miroku?"
"Huh? I don't know!" he said louder then he needed to. "I saw them sixty hours ago."
Kagome sweatdropped. "You've only been out for an hour."
"Hey! Is this a great party or what?!" he shouted. It was obvious that she couldn't communicate with him anymore. Sango and Kagome stayed close as they went through the sea of partiers. Then they heard Miroku laughing; not his normal intellectual laughter, it was wild and insane. Sango looked over and saw him sitting around a bunch of prostitutes. He was asking them to bear his child and telling jokes and acting, well, very unpriestly.
A vein popped on Sango's forehead and she was almost blinded by anger. She leaned Kagome against the hut and said, "Don't move!" She went over to a fence, ripped a post off of it, then stomped angrily over to Miroku.
Kagome stood there abandoned then she heard a bunch of people shouting, CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG! YYYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" she looked to her right and saw a crowd of people. She walked over and pushed her way in for a good look. There was a wagon and Inu Yasha was sitting on the edge of the back. He had a light red blush over his nose and he sat smiling confidently. A chow chow dog demon went up and handed him two sake bottles. Inu Yasha held the two of them up in the air and his audience rippled with "aw"s. Then he bit the cork off of each bottle and swung his head back and drank both of them at once. "CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG! YAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
Kagome just stook there in shock. She went over to Inu Yasha and gasped at him. He looked up at her and squinted. "Kagome? Is that you?"
"What are you doing?!" Kagome asked.
"Partyn'!" he made a gang sign with both hands and crossed his arms. He looked up at the top of the wagon, "What's the score, Ryono?" he shouted.
The werewolf on top of the wagon said, "52 sake bottles, King!"
"King?" Kagome said.
"He's king of sake!" A female poodle demon next to her said. "No one can hold their liquor like the king can!"
Inu Yasha laughed and pointed at his nose, "I'm the king!"
The poodle demon walked over to Inu Yasha and said, "Hey, King! Have you seen the inside of the hut/house?" she licked her lips.
"Why is it missing?" he said and laughed.
Kagome growled and Inu Yasha heard it. He put an arm around her waist and pulled her down next to him, "Don't worry, Kagome! I wouldn't go with anyone but you!"
She blushed and he put his face in her hair and purred. "Inu Yasha? What?" All of a sudden he fell backwards onto the wagon floor and brought Kagome on top of him. He kissed her and made sure that his tongue was in their. Any other time, it probably would've been a pleasant experience for Kagome, but Inu Yasha's mouth tasted like sake, and all of the dog demons and such around them had found a "new thing" to cheer on.
Kagome pulled herself up and pushed herself away from him. He smiled at her and she smacked him hard across the face. Their were a bunch of "Ooooooooo!"s as she walked off, then Inu Yasha's drinking resumed. Sango went up to Kagome blushing with a broken fence post in her hand, "Let's get out of here!"
As they walked away with Mike, the dog demons howled up at the full moon.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Whad'ya think? Reviews, bitte.
Okay here goes, my prediction....You now how Shippou does like .008% of the work and is more there to look cute and be annoying? I just wonder why his dad had a piece of the shikon jewel, maybe that will come up later and Shippou will actually be useful in the end. I don't know, I'm just BS'n...
Chapter 13: Guy's Night
So Shio said it pained him to hold this secret. The next morning, he was his same annoying, perverted self. He even decided to aid Kagome in her lie. He removed a layer of her blindfold with his claw so she could see out of it without looking suspicious. Sango decided to make breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner that day. She had gotten tired of eating Miroku's cooking. Shippou liked Kagome's cooking the most and was waiting for that. Inu Yasha and Shio couldn't possibly care less, but for different reasons. Inu Yasha ate almost anything, and Shio ate two chickens and a cat that day. (An: No, it wasn't Kirara, whom is still missing from this fic...What?! I lost her!!)
Kagome took her fried rice and started eating. She felt funny though. She looked to her right and saw Mike staring at her. She kept eating and stared back. There was something funny about his stare. His eyes were like a normal dog's eyes, big and wet and piercing. But they seemed to stare through her blindfold and see that she wasn't really blind. Mike made a moaning sound. He put his chin on his crossed forepaws. He looked at Inu Yasha then back at Kagome.
She guiltily put a clump of rice in her mouth and stared at Mike's puppydog eyes.
"Kagome?"
She didn't answer.
"Kagome?"
"Huh?" she said.
"What's wrong?" Inu Yasha asked.
She turned her head toward him and saw his concerned expression through the blindfold. Concerned, because he felt bad that he was the one who made her cripple. He was concerned for her and the guilt showed in his amber eyes. She tilted her head forward and said, "Nothing."
And that was the beginning of her burden.
Shio smiled and walked over to where everyone was sitting. The position of the sun told him that NOW was the time! He pointed a thumb over his shoulder and said, "Let's go, Inu Yasha!"
"What? Go where?" he asked.
Shio smacked himself in the head. "Don't tell me you've forgotten the tradition!"
Inu Yasha just stared blankly.
Shio sighed in disbelief and held out his arms and shook them. "Party night! dancing, kris, prostitutes, ring a bell?"
Inu Yasha's eyes grew then he blushed and looked around at everyone. He got up and ran over to Shio and whispered, "This is REALLY not the right time and place."
"You can't be saying you're not up for it, are you?! Way back when, we always used to do this when I visited you!"
"Inu Yasha, what's he talking about?" Kagome asked.
Inu Yasha sweatdropped and turned to them. "Nothing! Nothing! It's nothing at all!"
Shio looked at him as if Inu Yasha had just canceled Christmas. "What?! But you LOVE party night!"
"Party night?" Miroku became interested.
"PARTY!" Shippou shouted and jumped onto Shio's shoulder.
"Inu Yasha, this is the first party night in fifty years, you MUST come!" Shio said.
(An: Peer pressure, hmmmm....will Inu Yasha give in?)
Inu Yasha sighed in defeat. "I'll come, but I'm not going to go wild."
Shio whispered to Sango, "He says that everytime we go." Then he winked and laughed stupidly.
Inu Yasha growled and sweatdropped. The two of them started to walk off. Then Shio turned and shouted, "Come Servant boy and Meat! Guy's night!"
Miroku and Shippou ran over happily because they really wanted to go. They disappeared and Sango, Kagome, and Mike stood there by themselves. They sat there by themselves and a half an hour passed by in silence. Then Kagome asked, "What do you think they're doing?"
Sango sighed in irritation because the same thought had been occupying her mind for a long time now. "I saw we go look for them." So the two girls used Mike as a hunting dog and started to look for the guys.
(WARNING: Major partying up ahead, might not be suitable for young audiences-don't freak! It's no worse then "House Party." I don't run orgies.)
At a village not far from their original camp, at a good sized hut/house is where this was all going on. The place was swarming with dogdemons, dog onis, and werewolves.
"HUUUZZAAAHHH!!" Shio shrieked. In each arm was a prostitute who giggled at a joke he told and what a party animal he was. On and above his nose was a light shade of red, (An: Anime sign that a character is drunk.)
Around him was a doberman pincher dog demon, a golden retriever dog demon, and a dalmation dog demon. One of the prostitutes said in a seductive voice, "You're sooo funny, Shio."
"I Aim to impress, then I get in yo' dress!" he said and the three other dog demons laughed hysterically. Outside the hut/house was Kagome's sterio, which Shio had decided to "borrow."
Shio wiggled his tongue at the girl to his right and they both giggled ans he laughed. Then the sound "Who Let the Dog's Out" came on.
"Hey Parchucco! Turn it up!" Shio shouted at the grey werewolf that was making out with a dog oni next to the sterio. Without stopping he gropped for the switch and put it practically on Max.
Kagome, Sango and Mike stood on a hill watching the ship of fools from sixty feet away.
"Wow." Was all Sango had to say.
Kagome could see it but didn't say that, "It sounds wild." They walked over to the mess but with all of the craziness, no one noticed two human's and a dog had crashed their party.
"We'll never find them in this!" Sango said. She looked up and said, "Oh-my-god." Kagome looked up and gasped. Shippou was passed out on the roof, covered in sake and a little bit of red sat above his nose. He snored loudly.
Then Kagome saw Shio talking with his "pack" and no sign of the older males of their group. Kagome and Sango went up to him.
Shio saw her and shouted, "Hey! Kagome! Here for a little one on one?"
She ignored his comment, "Where's Inu Yasha and Miroku?"
"Huh? I don't know!" he said louder then he needed to. "I saw them sixty hours ago."
Kagome sweatdropped. "You've only been out for an hour."
"Hey! Is this a great party or what?!" he shouted. It was obvious that she couldn't communicate with him anymore. Sango and Kagome stayed close as they went through the sea of partiers. Then they heard Miroku laughing; not his normal intellectual laughter, it was wild and insane. Sango looked over and saw him sitting around a bunch of prostitutes. He was asking them to bear his child and telling jokes and acting, well, very unpriestly.
A vein popped on Sango's forehead and she was almost blinded by anger. She leaned Kagome against the hut and said, "Don't move!" She went over to a fence, ripped a post off of it, then stomped angrily over to Miroku.
Kagome stood there abandoned then she heard a bunch of people shouting, CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG! YYYAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" she looked to her right and saw a crowd of people. She walked over and pushed her way in for a good look. There was a wagon and Inu Yasha was sitting on the edge of the back. He had a light red blush over his nose and he sat smiling confidently. A chow chow dog demon went up and handed him two sake bottles. Inu Yasha held the two of them up in the air and his audience rippled with "aw"s. Then he bit the cork off of each bottle and swung his head back and drank both of them at once. "CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG! YAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"
Kagome just stook there in shock. She went over to Inu Yasha and gasped at him. He looked up at her and squinted. "Kagome? Is that you?"
"What are you doing?!" Kagome asked.
"Partyn'!" he made a gang sign with both hands and crossed his arms. He looked up at the top of the wagon, "What's the score, Ryono?" he shouted.
The werewolf on top of the wagon said, "52 sake bottles, King!"
"King?" Kagome said.
"He's king of sake!" A female poodle demon next to her said. "No one can hold their liquor like the king can!"
Inu Yasha laughed and pointed at his nose, "I'm the king!"
The poodle demon walked over to Inu Yasha and said, "Hey, King! Have you seen the inside of the hut/house?" she licked her lips.
"Why is it missing?" he said and laughed.
Kagome growled and Inu Yasha heard it. He put an arm around her waist and pulled her down next to him, "Don't worry, Kagome! I wouldn't go with anyone but you!"
She blushed and he put his face in her hair and purred. "Inu Yasha? What?" All of a sudden he fell backwards onto the wagon floor and brought Kagome on top of him. He kissed her and made sure that his tongue was in their. Any other time, it probably would've been a pleasant experience for Kagome, but Inu Yasha's mouth tasted like sake, and all of the dog demons and such around them had found a "new thing" to cheer on.
Kagome pulled herself up and pushed herself away from him. He smiled at her and she smacked him hard across the face. Their were a bunch of "Ooooooooo!"s as she walked off, then Inu Yasha's drinking resumed. Sango went up to Kagome blushing with a broken fence post in her hand, "Let's get out of here!"
As they walked away with Mike, the dog demons howled up at the full moon.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Whad'ya think? Reviews, bitte.