Just Another Insane Fict With Hurmor
Devil/ angel
Seto: d/a's soooooo stupid!
D/a: oh yeah? Prove it!!
Seto: okay, but don't go crying and saying that I was picking on u
D/a: I won't. no prove it
Bakura: let me!!!
YM: no, let me cuz it waz in MY part.
D/a: fine!! Watevr!!! Just prove it!!
YM: well, ur sooooooo smart *sarcastically* cuz u put 'Points at two pairs of TRUCKS in the drawer*' instead of points at two pairs of TRUNKS
Seto: see? I rest my case
D/a: ( *frown*
Bakura: uh oh...
D/a: *sniff* *sniff*
YM: she's gonna blow.
D/a: . WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Seto: I thought u said ur not going to cry!!!
D/a: *stops crying for a sec.* I promised YOU, but not YM. WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Bakura: well, she's not THAT stupid.
D/a: *cries even louder*
Yami: wat's going on in here?
All except d/a: *points at d/a*
Yami: awwwww who waz picking on you?
D/a: *points at Seto*
Seto: hey! It was YM!!!!!
Ryou: let's start da chappie b4 you make ne1 else cry
Seto: I DIDN'T MAKE HER CRY!!!!
Yami: watevr
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~chpt 6~
15 days before Christmas.
D/a: well, I got you guys presents and I know that id I don't give it to you guys now, I'll probably lose it in my hotel room in the mess, or tell you what I got you. Besides I might not be around much longer. you'll never know when you'll get whip back into your own world.
Bakura: oh, the only birthday present that I want is for you to go back to your own world
Ryou: Bakura!!! That's not very nice!!!
Bakura: it wasn't meant to be
D/a: well, anyways, here *walks towards a pile of presents* this is yours and this is yours.. *continues handing out presents*
YM: *shakes the box to make sure that it isn't a bomb* what's in here?
D/a: open it and find out!!! ^_^
Bakura: *eyes d/a suspiciously* hmm to open or not to open?
Ryou: just open it! How bad can it be?
Bakura: *remembers ski trip* you'll never know.
*Everyone starts to unwrap presents*
Yugi: OH!!! It's a blue eyes white dragon card!!!!
Everyone except d/a: O_O
Yugi: oh!! This is the best!! My Grampa would LOVE this!! But. where did you get it?
D/a: err..... Traded..
Yami: but I thought kaiba had the only three in the world..
D/a: *laughs nervously* he. did..
Yugi: then where did you get it?
D/a: him
Yami; kaiba gave it to you?
D/a: *nods*
Yami: why though, he loves his blue eyes.
D/a: *mumbles* he didn't have a choice.
Yami: what did you say?
D/a: oh nothing! Just open your presents!!! ^_^
Ryou: oh!!! It's a bunch of... ............. ........... ......... Sledgehammers. ........ What am I suppose to do with these?
Malik: I got the same thing!!! What are we suppose to do with them?
D/a: you'll know *mysteriously* ^_^
Ryou + Malik: .
Tea: err. What am I suppose to do with this? *Holds up a one-year, tanning pass*
D/a: thought you'd look nicer if you aren't that pale *shrugs*
Tea: . thanks. //BITCH!//
D/a: so are you going to open yours? *To the yamis*
Bakura: . *turns to YM* is it safe?
YM: I don't know. Yami, you open yours first!!!
Yami: *shrugs* okay, *opens present* what are these?
D/a: they're call bling, and I thought it'll match that leather shirt of yours along with those nice black leather pants.
Yami: . err. thanks.
Bakura: *opens his own present quickly hoping for the same thing* -_- *takes out a bottle of shampoo* this is my present? A bottle of shampoo? Isn't this stuff for girls? It's in a pink and purple bottle too.
D/a: nope! It's made especially for your beautiful white hair! *Winks*
YM: well, I guess I should open my present too. *unwraps gift* oh! It's a . ................................ .............................. ............................ Voodoo doll of..................... ......................... .................. Myself..
D/a: yup! Know you can do anything to it! ^_^
YM: -_- yeah like I'm going to pull the hair *demonstrates pulling the hair of the voodoo doll* ow!! *Rubs his head* it really works?
D/a: *nods* and what were you saying about not pulling your hair?
Malik: *laughs*
YM: gggrrrrrrrr..
D/a: well, I think that we should go.
Yugi: wait! We have a Christmas dance at school today. I have to get ready!!!
Tea: oh yeah! We do!!
D/a: oh. then I guess I'll stay here by myself.
Ryou: why don't you come?
Bakura + YM: Ryou!!!
D/a: oh really?!! Thanks!!! It's going to be soo fun!!!
Bakura + YM: *looks at each other and mumbles* uh oh.
D/a: well, then let get ready!
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Later.
~Yami + Yugi~
Yami: *watches Yugi pick out his clothes* what should I wear aibou?
Yugi: hm... *takes out Yami's leather shirt and pants* these! And wear that necklace. bling it's called right? D/a said that you look HOT in it.
Yami: oh. I guess *blushes*
~ Malik + YM~
Malik: you should really come.
YM: what? And be humiliated again?
Malik: lie, I got the perfect thing for you to wear
YM: let's see it
Malik: *takes out a really nice, dark green shirt and a pair of cargo pants*
YM: they do look nice.
Malik: then comon'! There isn't much time!!!!!
YM: fine, it's safe right?
Malik: *nods*
YM: *walks into the washroom to get changed, but trips on his voodoo doll* AH! Damn voodoo doll!!! *Kicks it* ow! Damn! These things really work!!!
~Ryou + Bakura~
Ryou: Bakura, why don't you talk a shower before going.
Bakura: I should, shouldn't I. Well, I guess so, picks up his 'present' and walks into the bathroom
½ and hour later.
Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!1
Ryou: *runs in* what's wron- *snickers, tries not to laugh*
Bakura: don't just stand there and laugh, find something to fix it!!! *Wraps a towel around himself and starts opening cupboards to find bleach*
Ryou: *stares and laughs at Bakura's..... ................. ................. Neon pink hair*
Bakura: I found it!!! Now leave me alone
Ryou: if you say so.
Another ½ hour later.
Ryou: *laughs as Bakura gets out from the bathroom with.. ........................ ....................... Neon pink hair, and dark violet highlights....*
Bakura: what?
Ryou: *points at a mirror*
Bakura: *looks in the mirror* ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! *Grabs the phone*
D/a: moshi, moshi
Bakura: DAMN YOU!!! What Did You Do To My Hair!!!!!!!
D/a: what?! Didn't you like it?
Bakura: I have pink hair and violet highlights!!!! LIE!!!!
D/a: I made the shampoo just for you though. *smirks*
Bakura: what did you do? I tried bleaching it, but violet highlights appear!!!
D/a: oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you, bleaching would change the colour to violet, dying it with normal dye would change it to red and green, and the only way for it to turn white is to.
Bakura: to what?
D/a: . I forgot.
Bakura: *does the anime fall* you little -
Ryou: *snatches the phone for him* what did you do?
D/a: a little mixing and wah-la! A beautiful masterpiece!
Bakura: *grabs the receiver back* I'll get you for this. mark my words.
D/a: now where have I heard that before..hmmm.. oh yeah YM said the same thing. but *shrugs* I'm still living right?
Bakura: grrrrr...*slams down the receiver* I'm not going to the dance!!!
Ryou: why?
Bakura: -_- because I hair looks like the lead lights from a truck!!!!!
Ryou: I think it's cute
Bakura: YOUR cute, I'm cool, hot. *goes on and on*
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At the dance.
*Everyone's staring at poor Bakura that has pink hair and violet highlights*
Bakura: Ryou, look what you've got me into!
D/a: I think you look kawaii!! ^_^
Yami: *smirks* and that colour flatters you *laughs*
YM: *tries to comfort Bakura* well, look on the bright side, now you won't need a flashlight in the dark, or a nightlight.
Everyone: O_O
D/a: you *chokes* have. *laughs* have a *chokes* nightlight?
Bakura: *turns read with. both anger and embarrassment* YM!!!!!
YM: oops, sorry I forgot that they didn't know.
Tea: Yami, you look hot today.
D/a: he does everyday
Yami: *blushes* .
D/a: I'm going to dance with Bakura. He's going to steal the spotlights.literally! *Laughs*
*Everyone pairs up when a slow dance comes*
*A group of girls walks up to d/a + Bakura*
Girl: is that you Ryou?
D/a: no, Ryou's over there *points at Ryou*
Girl: oh, then you must be his brother
Bakura: .
Girl: you're hot. without the pink hair.
Bakura: gr.
D/a: *smirks* I think he looks fine
Girl: and who the heck are you?
D/a: who are YOU?
Girl: Ryou's #1 girl
D/a: yeah then why isn't he dancing with you? Looks like he doesn't even know your alive *smirk*
Girl: . *walks away mad*
D/a: there! That got rid of her.
Bakura: how do you fix this damn hair?
D/a: I dunno.
Bakura: how can you not know?!
D/a: because I've made many more and I can't remember all the reverse spells to fix each one, but it should be gone in two weeks.
Bakura: two week????
D/a: *nods*
Bakura: *sigh* is there really nothing for me to do?
D/a: nope, not unless I remember which spell I did.
Bakura: *sigh again*
~YM~
Girl: oh! Want to dance with me?
YM: .
Girl: come on!! It'll be fun!!! ^_^
YM: . *lets himself be dragged*
Later.
Girl: *limps away*
Girl's friend: what happened?
Girl: he *points at YM* stepped on my feet like a million times!!! Don't ever dance with him!
~Seto~
Seto: I can't believe you dragged me into this.
D/a: *takes out Seto's voodoo doll* you do whatever I say and I tell you to dance *moves the doll's arms*
Seto: hey! I can dance by myself!! *Arms flapping like a chicken out of control*
D/a: *laughs* sure
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A #5:
Should I make YM wear a thong in the next chappie? Pick a colour that I should dye Bakura's hair ne thing but white Should I keep torturing the yamis? Including Yami or not?
DClick ~ a) No. Avida: Definitely not! Epsilon: Bad mental image! Haze: What they said. b) Pink! c) Yes, except for Yami Yugi.
alona() ~ YESYESYESYESYES!! *Imagines YM wearing a thong* Pink! Yes, torture the Yamis!! (Especially Yami!!)
Caterfree10 ~ #5a) Nah. I think he got MORE than enough humiliation than most characters deserve. b) I say either dark purple or pink. Or even neon green! c) YES!!!! but, excluding Yami. My yami likes him too much. Right, Kya? Kyasarin: You better believe it!
Q #6:
Should I add isis malik's sister in here? Is so, should she be my friend or hate me? Who character do you hate? as you can tell, I don't exactly like tea. What should everyone give each other? What things should we do in the next chpt?
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d/a: I know tat this chappie is a bit shorter than da rest and isn't as funni, and I didn't upload till today, I usually upload the night of the day before but I got grounded last night, and I'm sneaking here just to type this. if I don't upload tomorrow, I'm probably dead, but if I'm not dead, I'll make up for the chappies tat I've missed I swear!!! Gomen!
Thanks for the reviews!! ^_^ they really give me ideas ^_^
Dõmo arigatõ gozaimasu to:
Caterfree10
DClick
d/a: I know I don't read over my work. but LOL!! I nevr realised tat tuck part.
Lone Tempest..
d/a: I didn't change ur password.
Malik: she did too, I saw her..
D/a: *wacks him on the side* shuddup!!
Autumn
alona()
d/a: I know that I didn't use sum of ur ideas, but please don't b mad at me. I agree that YM got enough torture.I'll find sum1 else to torture., and I juz LUV Yami too much to do ne thing too bad to him. *sigh* luv..
Psycho Violinist of Silentwood
d/a: nice guess.yup I stole da credit card from Seto ^_^
d/a: well, keep da ideas coming!!1 I hafing fun riting this fict!!!!! ^_^
^_~ JA!!!
Devil/ angel
Seto: d/a's soooooo stupid!
D/a: oh yeah? Prove it!!
Seto: okay, but don't go crying and saying that I was picking on u
D/a: I won't. no prove it
Bakura: let me!!!
YM: no, let me cuz it waz in MY part.
D/a: fine!! Watevr!!! Just prove it!!
YM: well, ur sooooooo smart *sarcastically* cuz u put 'Points at two pairs of TRUCKS in the drawer*' instead of points at two pairs of TRUNKS
Seto: see? I rest my case
D/a: ( *frown*
Bakura: uh oh...
D/a: *sniff* *sniff*
YM: she's gonna blow.
D/a: . WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Seto: I thought u said ur not going to cry!!!
D/a: *stops crying for a sec.* I promised YOU, but not YM. WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Bakura: well, she's not THAT stupid.
D/a: *cries even louder*
Yami: wat's going on in here?
All except d/a: *points at d/a*
Yami: awwwww who waz picking on you?
D/a: *points at Seto*
Seto: hey! It was YM!!!!!
Ryou: let's start da chappie b4 you make ne1 else cry
Seto: I DIDN'T MAKE HER CRY!!!!
Yami: watevr
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~chpt 6~
15 days before Christmas.
D/a: well, I got you guys presents and I know that id I don't give it to you guys now, I'll probably lose it in my hotel room in the mess, or tell you what I got you. Besides I might not be around much longer. you'll never know when you'll get whip back into your own world.
Bakura: oh, the only birthday present that I want is for you to go back to your own world
Ryou: Bakura!!! That's not very nice!!!
Bakura: it wasn't meant to be
D/a: well, anyways, here *walks towards a pile of presents* this is yours and this is yours.. *continues handing out presents*
YM: *shakes the box to make sure that it isn't a bomb* what's in here?
D/a: open it and find out!!! ^_^
Bakura: *eyes d/a suspiciously* hmm to open or not to open?
Ryou: just open it! How bad can it be?
Bakura: *remembers ski trip* you'll never know.
*Everyone starts to unwrap presents*
Yugi: OH!!! It's a blue eyes white dragon card!!!!
Everyone except d/a: O_O
Yugi: oh!! This is the best!! My Grampa would LOVE this!! But. where did you get it?
D/a: err..... Traded..
Yami: but I thought kaiba had the only three in the world..
D/a: *laughs nervously* he. did..
Yugi: then where did you get it?
D/a: him
Yami; kaiba gave it to you?
D/a: *nods*
Yami: why though, he loves his blue eyes.
D/a: *mumbles* he didn't have a choice.
Yami: what did you say?
D/a: oh nothing! Just open your presents!!! ^_^
Ryou: oh!!! It's a bunch of... ............. ........... ......... Sledgehammers. ........ What am I suppose to do with these?
Malik: I got the same thing!!! What are we suppose to do with them?
D/a: you'll know *mysteriously* ^_^
Ryou + Malik: .
Tea: err. What am I suppose to do with this? *Holds up a one-year, tanning pass*
D/a: thought you'd look nicer if you aren't that pale *shrugs*
Tea: . thanks. //BITCH!//
D/a: so are you going to open yours? *To the yamis*
Bakura: . *turns to YM* is it safe?
YM: I don't know. Yami, you open yours first!!!
Yami: *shrugs* okay, *opens present* what are these?
D/a: they're call bling, and I thought it'll match that leather shirt of yours along with those nice black leather pants.
Yami: . err. thanks.
Bakura: *opens his own present quickly hoping for the same thing* -_- *takes out a bottle of shampoo* this is my present? A bottle of shampoo? Isn't this stuff for girls? It's in a pink and purple bottle too.
D/a: nope! It's made especially for your beautiful white hair! *Winks*
YM: well, I guess I should open my present too. *unwraps gift* oh! It's a . ................................ .............................. ............................ Voodoo doll of..................... ......................... .................. Myself..
D/a: yup! Know you can do anything to it! ^_^
YM: -_- yeah like I'm going to pull the hair *demonstrates pulling the hair of the voodoo doll* ow!! *Rubs his head* it really works?
D/a: *nods* and what were you saying about not pulling your hair?
Malik: *laughs*
YM: gggrrrrrrrr..
D/a: well, I think that we should go.
Yugi: wait! We have a Christmas dance at school today. I have to get ready!!!
Tea: oh yeah! We do!!
D/a: oh. then I guess I'll stay here by myself.
Ryou: why don't you come?
Bakura + YM: Ryou!!!
D/a: oh really?!! Thanks!!! It's going to be soo fun!!!
Bakura + YM: *looks at each other and mumbles* uh oh.
D/a: well, then let get ready!
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Later.
~Yami + Yugi~
Yami: *watches Yugi pick out his clothes* what should I wear aibou?
Yugi: hm... *takes out Yami's leather shirt and pants* these! And wear that necklace. bling it's called right? D/a said that you look HOT in it.
Yami: oh. I guess *blushes*
~ Malik + YM~
Malik: you should really come.
YM: what? And be humiliated again?
Malik: lie, I got the perfect thing for you to wear
YM: let's see it
Malik: *takes out a really nice, dark green shirt and a pair of cargo pants*
YM: they do look nice.
Malik: then comon'! There isn't much time!!!!!
YM: fine, it's safe right?
Malik: *nods*
YM: *walks into the washroom to get changed, but trips on his voodoo doll* AH! Damn voodoo doll!!! *Kicks it* ow! Damn! These things really work!!!
~Ryou + Bakura~
Ryou: Bakura, why don't you talk a shower before going.
Bakura: I should, shouldn't I. Well, I guess so, picks up his 'present' and walks into the bathroom
½ and hour later.
Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!1
Ryou: *runs in* what's wron- *snickers, tries not to laugh*
Bakura: don't just stand there and laugh, find something to fix it!!! *Wraps a towel around himself and starts opening cupboards to find bleach*
Ryou: *stares and laughs at Bakura's..... ................. ................. Neon pink hair*
Bakura: I found it!!! Now leave me alone
Ryou: if you say so.
Another ½ hour later.
Ryou: *laughs as Bakura gets out from the bathroom with.. ........................ ....................... Neon pink hair, and dark violet highlights....*
Bakura: what?
Ryou: *points at a mirror*
Bakura: *looks in the mirror* ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! *Grabs the phone*
D/a: moshi, moshi
Bakura: DAMN YOU!!! What Did You Do To My Hair!!!!!!!
D/a: what?! Didn't you like it?
Bakura: I have pink hair and violet highlights!!!! LIE!!!!
D/a: I made the shampoo just for you though. *smirks*
Bakura: what did you do? I tried bleaching it, but violet highlights appear!!!
D/a: oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you, bleaching would change the colour to violet, dying it with normal dye would change it to red and green, and the only way for it to turn white is to.
Bakura: to what?
D/a: . I forgot.
Bakura: *does the anime fall* you little -
Ryou: *snatches the phone for him* what did you do?
D/a: a little mixing and wah-la! A beautiful masterpiece!
Bakura: *grabs the receiver back* I'll get you for this. mark my words.
D/a: now where have I heard that before..hmmm.. oh yeah YM said the same thing. but *shrugs* I'm still living right?
Bakura: grrrrr...*slams down the receiver* I'm not going to the dance!!!
Ryou: why?
Bakura: -_- because I hair looks like the lead lights from a truck!!!!!
Ryou: I think it's cute
Bakura: YOUR cute, I'm cool, hot. *goes on and on*
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At the dance.
*Everyone's staring at poor Bakura that has pink hair and violet highlights*
Bakura: Ryou, look what you've got me into!
D/a: I think you look kawaii!! ^_^
Yami: *smirks* and that colour flatters you *laughs*
YM: *tries to comfort Bakura* well, look on the bright side, now you won't need a flashlight in the dark, or a nightlight.
Everyone: O_O
D/a: you *chokes* have. *laughs* have a *chokes* nightlight?
Bakura: *turns read with. both anger and embarrassment* YM!!!!!
YM: oops, sorry I forgot that they didn't know.
Tea: Yami, you look hot today.
D/a: he does everyday
Yami: *blushes* .
D/a: I'm going to dance with Bakura. He's going to steal the spotlights.literally! *Laughs*
*Everyone pairs up when a slow dance comes*
*A group of girls walks up to d/a + Bakura*
Girl: is that you Ryou?
D/a: no, Ryou's over there *points at Ryou*
Girl: oh, then you must be his brother
Bakura: .
Girl: you're hot. without the pink hair.
Bakura: gr.
D/a: *smirks* I think he looks fine
Girl: and who the heck are you?
D/a: who are YOU?
Girl: Ryou's #1 girl
D/a: yeah then why isn't he dancing with you? Looks like he doesn't even know your alive *smirk*
Girl: . *walks away mad*
D/a: there! That got rid of her.
Bakura: how do you fix this damn hair?
D/a: I dunno.
Bakura: how can you not know?!
D/a: because I've made many more and I can't remember all the reverse spells to fix each one, but it should be gone in two weeks.
Bakura: two week????
D/a: *nods*
Bakura: *sigh* is there really nothing for me to do?
D/a: nope, not unless I remember which spell I did.
Bakura: *sigh again*
~YM~
Girl: oh! Want to dance with me?
YM: .
Girl: come on!! It'll be fun!!! ^_^
YM: . *lets himself be dragged*
Later.
Girl: *limps away*
Girl's friend: what happened?
Girl: he *points at YM* stepped on my feet like a million times!!! Don't ever dance with him!
~Seto~
Seto: I can't believe you dragged me into this.
D/a: *takes out Seto's voodoo doll* you do whatever I say and I tell you to dance *moves the doll's arms*
Seto: hey! I can dance by myself!! *Arms flapping like a chicken out of control*
D/a: *laughs* sure
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A #5:
Should I make YM wear a thong in the next chappie? Pick a colour that I should dye Bakura's hair ne thing but white Should I keep torturing the yamis? Including Yami or not?
DClick ~ a) No. Avida: Definitely not! Epsilon: Bad mental image! Haze: What they said. b) Pink! c) Yes, except for Yami Yugi.
alona() ~ YESYESYESYESYES!! *Imagines YM wearing a thong* Pink! Yes, torture the Yamis!! (Especially Yami!!)
Caterfree10 ~ #5a) Nah. I think he got MORE than enough humiliation than most characters deserve. b) I say either dark purple or pink. Or even neon green! c) YES!!!! but, excluding Yami. My yami likes him too much. Right, Kya? Kyasarin: You better believe it!
Q #6:
Should I add isis malik's sister in here? Is so, should she be my friend or hate me? Who character do you hate? as you can tell, I don't exactly like tea. What should everyone give each other? What things should we do in the next chpt?
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d/a: I know tat this chappie is a bit shorter than da rest and isn't as funni, and I didn't upload till today, I usually upload the night of the day before but I got grounded last night, and I'm sneaking here just to type this. if I don't upload tomorrow, I'm probably dead, but if I'm not dead, I'll make up for the chappies tat I've missed I swear!!! Gomen!
Thanks for the reviews!! ^_^ they really give me ideas ^_^
Dõmo arigatõ gozaimasu to:
Caterfree10
DClick
d/a: I know I don't read over my work. but LOL!! I nevr realised tat tuck part.
Lone Tempest..
d/a: I didn't change ur password.
Malik: she did too, I saw her..
D/a: *wacks him on the side* shuddup!!
Autumn
alona()
d/a: I know that I didn't use sum of ur ideas, but please don't b mad at me. I agree that YM got enough torture.I'll find sum1 else to torture., and I juz LUV Yami too much to do ne thing too bad to him. *sigh* luv..
Psycho Violinist of Silentwood
d/a: nice guess.yup I stole da credit card from Seto ^_^
d/a: well, keep da ideas coming!!1 I hafing fun riting this fict!!!!! ^_^
^_~ JA!!!