Just Another Insane Fict With Hurmor
Devil/ angel
D/a: k, this chappie is the start of my rampage!!!! ^_^ I'm going to be know as the chibi that terrorized the city of Domino!!!!
Seto: oh great! Remind me HOW I got into this madness again?
D/a: cuz I luv torturing u and u were mean to Yugi's Grampa and Joey and Yugi
Seto: oh!
Bakura: ha!!!!
*Flash d/a is now a chibi*
Chibi d/a: weto!!!! ^_^
Seto: wat?!! Leave me alone!!!
Chibi d/a: okway! Ba-tooo-wah!!!
Bakura: can't u pronounce my name properly?!!! It's BA- KU-RA not batuwa
Chibi d/a: *tries her hardest* BA-TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WAH!!!
Bakura: oh! *Groan* I give up!!!
Chibi d/a: ^_^ *hugs a HUGE stuffed animal*
D/a: oh yeah, for chibi talk, I added 'w' in some places.so words might not look rite. but I put translations in brackets lik these: trans. ~ .blah, blah, blah
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~chpt 9~
13 days before Christmas.
Tea: your d/a?!!!!!!
Little girl: yeah that's my name, so?
Tea: //rude little child!//
Chibi d/a: what's your wame? *Points at tea*
Tea: tea
Chibi d/a: tee-a
Tea: no. tay- ah
Chibi d/a: your-ma????
Tea: no! .. Grrr...
Everyone else: *LOL* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!
Chibi d/a: who ware you?
Tristan: Tristan
Chibi d/a: twrist-ant
Joey: joe-ee
Chibi d/a: goe-wee
Ryou: Ryou
Chibi d/a: wry-oh
Bakura: BA-KU-WAH *says it slowly to make sure chibi d/a hears it properly*
Chibi d/a: ba-TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WAH!!! *'Accidentally' spits on Bakura while saying the 'TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' part*
YM: just call me YM
Chibi d/a: my-ham
YM: -_-
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yugi: Yugi
Chibi d/a: u-gee
Yami: . *thinking of what to say so d/a won't mess up his name*
Chibi d/a: .
Yami: .
Chibi d/a: .
Yami: .Yami.
Chibi d/a: nani
Tea; how did you get turned into a chibi?
D/a: *thinks* well, fwist I was. can't rewember
Every other than d/a: -_- *does the anime fall*
Chibi D/a: *tugs on Bakura's shirt* snaty- Waltz *jumps + hangs on to his neck* I want a bwig bwunny fwor christwas!!! No! I want a bwig tweddy. ^_^
D/a: Bakura gets mistaking for santa clause for his long white hair
Bakura: *pries d/a's little hands off* why. are. you.telling. me.? GET OFF OF ME!
Chibi d/a: *falls down* *sniff* *sniff*
Yugi: awwwwwww. come here.
Chibi d/a: *sniff* *walks over and hugs Yugi* *sniff* WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Everyone except d/a who's to busy crying and Bakura: *glares at Bakura*
Bakura: what?!!?
YM: even I wouldn't sink that low and make kids cry. *walks over to d/a*
Bakura: but she was strangling me!!!
*Seto bursts in*
Everyone: O_O
Seto: okay! Where is she?
Yugi: d/a? How did you-
Tea: *whistles*
Chibi D/a: her!! *Points at tea who was standing by the phone looking innocent*
Seto: that's nice little girl, now where is d/a?
Chibi D/a: me
Seto: no, another girl
Chibi D/a: me d/a
Seto: good, your name is d/a too
Yami: err. Seto. that IS d/a.
Seto: . yeah, a kid like her? Mokuba, tell me that isn't her.
Mokuba: well, they DO have the same features. but d/a's supposed to be your age.
Seto: so? Stop hiding her! Hand her over, Yami
Yami: I told you already. That's d/a. we don't' know what happened d/a. we don't know what happened to her, but she got turned into a chibi somehow.
Seto: *sits down* .so. you're telling me that. this kid is d/a?
Everyone: *nods*
Chibi D/a: *climbs on Seto's lap, looks at him with her BIG round eyes* wrat's your wame? Trans. ~ what's your name
Seto: //so much like Mokuba when he was young// Seto
Chibi d/a: weto?
Seto: //she even talks like that.// *sigh* d/a: how can you turn down big, cute eyes like those?
Chibi d/a: *jumps down and walks over to Yami* nani? Can wee go to bwuy twoys? Trans. ~ Yami, can we go to buy toys?
Yami: err... Sure we'll go to the mall. you guys coming?
Joey: sorry, can't I'm supposed to check on my sis today. She's having the 2nd part of her operation
Tristan: yeah, and I've got a hockey practise.
Tea: I need to get to ballet lessons..
*Joey, Tristan and Tea leaves*
Ryou: well, I guess it's just us then
Yami: you coming Seto?
Chibi D/a: *runs over to Seto* weto. plweeese? Trans. ~ Seto. please? *BIG PUPPY-EYES*
Seto: oh, all right, I'll give you all a ride.
*Everyone gets into the limo*
Chibi d/a: wee!! ^_^ *Jumps on the seat*
Ryou: can you please stop that?
Chibi D/a: nope! ^_^ *Keeps jumping*
Ryou: -_-
Bakura: . *going to burst* . STOP IT!!!
Chibi D/a: O_O *stops, sits down* *hugs Yami* *sniff*
Bakura: oh Geez!!!
Chibi d/a: swanty batowah is wean. Trans. ~ Santy Bakura is mean
Bakura: I'm NOT SANTA!!!!!
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At the mall.
Malik: now remember, the mall is very big, so stay close to us, we wouldn't want you to get lost now.
*All walks into a toy store*
Chibi d/a: oooo. *runs to the stuff animal section*
Bakura: oh here we go, it's only 1 sec. After telling her not to run away.
*Everyone follows chibi d/a*
Everyone: *finds chibi d/a hugging a HUGE, PURPLE teddy bear* -_-U
Bakura: I almost forgot that she's 6
Chibi d/a: ^_^ me lwike this 1! ^_^ Trans. ~ me like this 1
Yami: we'll get it for you then
*Everyone lines up at the cashier*
Cashier: that would be $654 please
Everyone: O_O
Seto: but it says $ 54 not $654, you must be mistaken
Cashier: *runs barcode over scanner again* well, the computer says $654 so, it's $654
YM: get your manager out here! The price tag says one thing, but the computer says another!
Manager: is there a problem?
Cashier: well, the computer says that this stuffed animal is $654, but the price on the tag is $54
Manager: well, then let's check *goes into a room and brings back a BIG binder and starts flipping through it*
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15 minutes later.
Manager: here it is! Yes, we're very sorry the correct price is $54
Yami: thank you *pays, thenturns around to give the bear to d/a* huh? Where is she?
*everyone looks for d/a*
YM: she's no here!!
Bakura: we can't leaver her for one minute!!!
Yami: did anyone of you notice when she left?
Bakura: if we did, she wouldn't be missing now, would she?
Seto: let's just find her!!!
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Meanwhile.
Chibi d/a: oooo. pretty castle. *looks up at one of those 'fake' castles that 'Santa' sits and takes pictures in*
Lady in elf dress: TODAY'S FREE!!! Oh! Hi little girl. Do you want to take a picture with Santa?
Chibi d/a: *nods*
Lady in elf dress: here *leads d/a to the Santa sitting in the chair*
Santa: HO! HO! HO! Now what is your name little girl?
Chibi d/a: d/a
Santa: well, d/a, what do you want for Christmas?
Chibi d/a: *thinks* tweddy and nani Trans. ~ Teddy and Yami d/a: LOL!!!!!
Santa: a teddy bear and what dear?
D/a: nani trans. ~ Yami
Santa: *still confused* okay, now look into the camera
*FLASH*
Santa: I'll give you your teddy and nani //whatever that is// for Christmas. Have a wonderful holiday *part of his fake beard comes off as he smiles*
Chibi d/a: Santa.
Santa: yes?
Chibi d/a: *pulls/ tugs onto the beard* does it hurt if I pwull your wite hair lwike this? Trans. ~ does it hurt I fi pull your white hair like this? *yanks hard, and the fake beard comes off can I bworrow this for batowah? Trans. ~ can I borrow this for Bakura?
Everyone the kids watching : O_O
Kid #1: hey! Santa's fake!!
Kid #2: yeah!! Let's go!!! He's not the real Santa
*Crowd of kids leaves*
Santa: you. little.
Chibi d/a: *jumps off his lap and runs away with his fake beard*
Manager off the whole 'Santa-land': what's going on here? Why are the kids leaving?
Santa: well, that little kid just ripped my beard off and now the other kids that were in-line, don't believe that I'm Santa anymore!! Manager: well, maybe you should be smarter to NOT let little kids pull your beard out!!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
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Out side the mall.
Chibi d/a: ooo.. I'll giwef this to batowah I'll give this to Bakura *holds up santa's 'fake' beard* hmmm. now where should I go? *Looks up to see a big building next door that says: KaibaLand and beside it was KaibaCorp* oo... *Trots to KaibaCorp* thinking that it's where you play video games. hmmm. hmm. hmm.
*Walks in*
Chibi d/a: hmm. ooo.. A boxzeee!!!! *Walks to the elevator without anyone noticing since she was so small* let's wee now.. trans. ~ let's see now *presses a LOT of buttons and the elevator starts going up ^_^ this is fwun!!! Trans. ~ this is fun!!!
*Elevator stops at top level*
*Door opens and chibi d/a walks out and into a large office labelled: CEO Seto Kaiba* except she couldn't read it so she just went in *runs to the chair and stares at the computer screen*
Computer: welcome back Mr kai-.. who is this?
Chibi d/a: d/a
Computer: never heard of you. Security, I've got a breac-
Chibi d/a: *presses buttons that is the code over-ride*
Computer: what do you want miss
Chibi d/a: gwames two plway!! Trans. ~ games to play
Computer: thought that d/a meant security info okay. Data processing
*Screen shows the whole layout of the building*
Chibi d/a: ooo. thinks that the map was a maze the little person goes here... *Click* then the windows close *another click*
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downstairs.
Man #1: hey!! What the-?!!!?
*Window shutters open and closes*
Man #2: we're cursed!!!!
Man #3: don't be stupid!! It's aliens!!! RUN!!!!
Man #4: AAHHH!!! I'm being abducted!!! *Gets sucked into the air vent*
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In Seto's office.
Chibi d/a: and the wind is blowlwing WREALLY hward. Trans. ~ and the wind is blowing really hard *smiles*
*Telephone rings*
Chibi d/a: *picks up the phone* hall-wo? Woshi woshi Trans. ~ hello? moshi moshi
Seto: Julie get- d/a?
Chibi d/a: weto!!!! ^_^
Seto: why are you.- SHIT!!!!!
Chibi d/a: weto!! Gwame fwun!!! Trans. ~ game fun!!!
Seto: you're in my office? And playing games??? //but I don't have anygames..// what are you playing?
Chibi d/a: a waze!!! ^_^ Trans. ~ maze
Seto: a what?!!!?
Chibi d/a: waze! Hwouse!! Lot wa dollies!!!! Trans. ~ maze! Ouse! Lots of dollies
Seto: // a house. maze. MAP!!! // Don't' touch anything!! I'm coming to get you!!!!!
Chibi d/a: okay!! ^_^ cwome plway!!! Trans. ~ come play!!
*Hangs up*
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In the lobby.
Receptionist: Mr. Kaiba! Thank god! You're back!! There's something wrong with the security system!!!!
Seto: I know!!!
*Yami, Yugi, Seto, YM, Bakura, Ryou, Malik runs into the elevator*
*The elevator goes up, but suddenly stops..*
Ryou: what's happening?
Voice through the speaker: heehee!!! Wusic!!!! *Barney plays in the background*
Everyone in the elevator: D/A!!!!!!!!! O_O
Chibi d/a: hi! Who ware you?? Ware you wean swanta? Trans. ! Who are you? Are you mean Santa?
Yami: d/a!! It's us!!! I'm Yami!!!!!
Chibi d/a: nani?!!!!
Yami: yes!!! Now get us out of here!!!!
Chibi d/a: otay!!! ^_^ Doesn't know what she's doing and presses a lot of different buttons
*Elevator begins to drop REALLY FAST*
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YM: WRONG BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: PRESS 'T'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibi d/a: t..... ware's t? Trans. ~ where's t? *looks at the keyboard confused*
Seto: FIFTH KEY ON THE TOP ROW!!!!!
Chibi d/a: oooo. I see it!!! *Presses 't'*
*The elevator stops just 1 cm away from the lowest level*
Everyone: whew!!!
*Elevator starts to rise again*
*Everyone charges into Seto's office and sees the top of d/a's head behind the computer*
Yami: *walks over and picks chibi d/a up* now, you know you shouldn't of ran away like that. you got us all worried
Chibi d/a: *pouts* *sniff* *sniff* *tear* I wnow. Trans. ~ I know. *starts to cry*
Bakura: HA!! I didn't make her cry this time!
*Everyone ignores him*
Yami: awww don't cry...
YM: here looks what we got you
Malik: *holds up the teddy bear*
Chibi d/a: mwy tweddy bwear!!! Trans. ~ my teddy bear!!
Yami: let's go home.
Seto: yeah you guys should go. but you should keep her away from ALL electronic stuff at home. *mumbles something about hacking into his system*
Everyone except d/a: *laughs*
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At Yugi's place.
Yugi: this is going to be your bed for know, until we get you back to your normal self. *walks out the room turning off the lights*
Chibi D/a: *sniff* *sniff*
Yugi: what's wrong?
Chibi D/a: me dwont' lwike the dwark. monwsters. Trans. ~me don't like the dark.. Monsters..
Yugi: *sigh* there aren't any monsters here..
Chibi D/a: BIG monwseters!!!! Trans. ~ big monsters!!!
Yugi: okay. I'll stay with you to keep the monsters away okay?
Chibi d/a: otay..
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A #8:
What do you think I should do as a chibi? Something that I'm going to get in BIG trouble for, but won't cuz I have one to those chibi eyes that 'persuade' ppl Who should I torture? Do you like Yami? Since I'm a chibi, I can't go back to that hotel, so I'm planning on staying at Yugi's just checkin' how many of u like Yami. cuz I do. A LOT
DClick ~ a. something that you'll get in big trouble for, duh! ^_^ b. Pegasus. c. YES!
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d/a: well, tat's da 1st day of me being a chibi and messing up Seto's copreration! ^_^ ideas are more than welcomed and ways to change me back into a chibi are welcome to. but I kinda lik being a chibi.. Oh! And I luv that feeling when evey1 hugs u and treats u really nice, juz cuz ur a kid. especially Yami LOL!!!! well, R+R oh! And R+R for my toehr ficts 2 please and thank you!!!! And if ne1's wondering.. Yes I am in lone tempest's fict : siren's teardrops and yes she luvs torturing me. juz cuz I'm more childish than veronica and her. *pouts* *sniff* *sniff*
lone tempest: oh here sh goes again
aznfiegoddess: and she says that she isn't a baby.
d/a: well you don't' see babies hack into ur account and change stuff do u?
LT: ...
Aznfiregoddes: LOL!!!
D/a: well TTYL!
^_~ JA!
Devil/ angel
D/a: k, this chappie is the start of my rampage!!!! ^_^ I'm going to be know as the chibi that terrorized the city of Domino!!!!
Seto: oh great! Remind me HOW I got into this madness again?
D/a: cuz I luv torturing u and u were mean to Yugi's Grampa and Joey and Yugi
Seto: oh!
Bakura: ha!!!!
*Flash d/a is now a chibi*
Chibi d/a: weto!!!! ^_^
Seto: wat?!! Leave me alone!!!
Chibi d/a: okway! Ba-tooo-wah!!!
Bakura: can't u pronounce my name properly?!!! It's BA- KU-RA not batuwa
Chibi d/a: *tries her hardest* BA-TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WAH!!!
Bakura: oh! *Groan* I give up!!!
Chibi d/a: ^_^ *hugs a HUGE stuffed animal*
D/a: oh yeah, for chibi talk, I added 'w' in some places.so words might not look rite. but I put translations in brackets lik these: trans. ~ .blah, blah, blah
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~chpt 9~
13 days before Christmas.
Tea: your d/a?!!!!!!
Little girl: yeah that's my name, so?
Tea: //rude little child!//
Chibi d/a: what's your wame? *Points at tea*
Tea: tea
Chibi d/a: tee-a
Tea: no. tay- ah
Chibi d/a: your-ma????
Tea: no! .. Grrr...
Everyone else: *LOL* HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!
Chibi d/a: who ware you?
Tristan: Tristan
Chibi d/a: twrist-ant
Joey: joe-ee
Chibi d/a: goe-wee
Ryou: Ryou
Chibi d/a: wry-oh
Bakura: BA-KU-WAH *says it slowly to make sure chibi d/a hears it properly*
Chibi d/a: ba-TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-WAH!!! *'Accidentally' spits on Bakura while saying the 'TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO' part*
YM: just call me YM
Chibi d/a: my-ham
YM: -_-
Everyone else: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Yugi: Yugi
Chibi d/a: u-gee
Yami: . *thinking of what to say so d/a won't mess up his name*
Chibi d/a: .
Yami: .
Chibi d/a: .
Yami: .Yami.
Chibi d/a: nani
Tea; how did you get turned into a chibi?
D/a: *thinks* well, fwist I was. can't rewember
Every other than d/a: -_- *does the anime fall*
Chibi D/a: *tugs on Bakura's shirt* snaty- Waltz *jumps + hangs on to his neck* I want a bwig bwunny fwor christwas!!! No! I want a bwig tweddy. ^_^
D/a: Bakura gets mistaking for santa clause for his long white hair
Bakura: *pries d/a's little hands off* why. are. you.telling. me.? GET OFF OF ME!
Chibi d/a: *falls down* *sniff* *sniff*
Yugi: awwwwwww. come here.
Chibi d/a: *sniff* *walks over and hugs Yugi* *sniff* WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Everyone except d/a who's to busy crying and Bakura: *glares at Bakura*
Bakura: what?!!?
YM: even I wouldn't sink that low and make kids cry. *walks over to d/a*
Bakura: but she was strangling me!!!
*Seto bursts in*
Everyone: O_O
Seto: okay! Where is she?
Yugi: d/a? How did you-
Tea: *whistles*
Chibi D/a: her!! *Points at tea who was standing by the phone looking innocent*
Seto: that's nice little girl, now where is d/a?
Chibi D/a: me
Seto: no, another girl
Chibi D/a: me d/a
Seto: good, your name is d/a too
Yami: err. Seto. that IS d/a.
Seto: . yeah, a kid like her? Mokuba, tell me that isn't her.
Mokuba: well, they DO have the same features. but d/a's supposed to be your age.
Seto: so? Stop hiding her! Hand her over, Yami
Yami: I told you already. That's d/a. we don't' know what happened d/a. we don't know what happened to her, but she got turned into a chibi somehow.
Seto: *sits down* .so. you're telling me that. this kid is d/a?
Everyone: *nods*
Chibi D/a: *climbs on Seto's lap, looks at him with her BIG round eyes* wrat's your wame? Trans. ~ what's your name
Seto: //so much like Mokuba when he was young// Seto
Chibi d/a: weto?
Seto: //she even talks like that.// *sigh* d/a: how can you turn down big, cute eyes like those?
Chibi d/a: *jumps down and walks over to Yami* nani? Can wee go to bwuy twoys? Trans. ~ Yami, can we go to buy toys?
Yami: err... Sure we'll go to the mall. you guys coming?
Joey: sorry, can't I'm supposed to check on my sis today. She's having the 2nd part of her operation
Tristan: yeah, and I've got a hockey practise.
Tea: I need to get to ballet lessons..
*Joey, Tristan and Tea leaves*
Ryou: well, I guess it's just us then
Yami: you coming Seto?
Chibi D/a: *runs over to Seto* weto. plweeese? Trans. ~ Seto. please? *BIG PUPPY-EYES*
Seto: oh, all right, I'll give you all a ride.
*Everyone gets into the limo*
Chibi d/a: wee!! ^_^ *Jumps on the seat*
Ryou: can you please stop that?
Chibi D/a: nope! ^_^ *Keeps jumping*
Ryou: -_-
Bakura: . *going to burst* . STOP IT!!!
Chibi D/a: O_O *stops, sits down* *hugs Yami* *sniff*
Bakura: oh Geez!!!
Chibi d/a: swanty batowah is wean. Trans. ~ Santy Bakura is mean
Bakura: I'm NOT SANTA!!!!!
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At the mall.
Malik: now remember, the mall is very big, so stay close to us, we wouldn't want you to get lost now.
*All walks into a toy store*
Chibi d/a: oooo. *runs to the stuff animal section*
Bakura: oh here we go, it's only 1 sec. After telling her not to run away.
*Everyone follows chibi d/a*
Everyone: *finds chibi d/a hugging a HUGE, PURPLE teddy bear* -_-U
Bakura: I almost forgot that she's 6
Chibi d/a: ^_^ me lwike this 1! ^_^ Trans. ~ me like this 1
Yami: we'll get it for you then
*Everyone lines up at the cashier*
Cashier: that would be $654 please
Everyone: O_O
Seto: but it says $ 54 not $654, you must be mistaken
Cashier: *runs barcode over scanner again* well, the computer says $654 so, it's $654
YM: get your manager out here! The price tag says one thing, but the computer says another!
Manager: is there a problem?
Cashier: well, the computer says that this stuffed animal is $654, but the price on the tag is $54
Manager: well, then let's check *goes into a room and brings back a BIG binder and starts flipping through it*
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15 minutes later.
Manager: here it is! Yes, we're very sorry the correct price is $54
Yami: thank you *pays, thenturns around to give the bear to d/a* huh? Where is she?
*everyone looks for d/a*
YM: she's no here!!
Bakura: we can't leaver her for one minute!!!
Yami: did anyone of you notice when she left?
Bakura: if we did, she wouldn't be missing now, would she?
Seto: let's just find her!!!
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Meanwhile.
Chibi d/a: oooo. pretty castle. *looks up at one of those 'fake' castles that 'Santa' sits and takes pictures in*
Lady in elf dress: TODAY'S FREE!!! Oh! Hi little girl. Do you want to take a picture with Santa?
Chibi d/a: *nods*
Lady in elf dress: here *leads d/a to the Santa sitting in the chair*
Santa: HO! HO! HO! Now what is your name little girl?
Chibi d/a: d/a
Santa: well, d/a, what do you want for Christmas?
Chibi d/a: *thinks* tweddy and nani Trans. ~ Teddy and Yami d/a: LOL!!!!!
Santa: a teddy bear and what dear?
D/a: nani trans. ~ Yami
Santa: *still confused* okay, now look into the camera
*FLASH*
Santa: I'll give you your teddy and nani //whatever that is// for Christmas. Have a wonderful holiday *part of his fake beard comes off as he smiles*
Chibi d/a: Santa.
Santa: yes?
Chibi d/a: *pulls/ tugs onto the beard* does it hurt if I pwull your wite hair lwike this? Trans. ~ does it hurt I fi pull your white hair like this? *yanks hard, and the fake beard comes off can I bworrow this for batowah? Trans. ~ can I borrow this for Bakura?
Everyone the kids watching : O_O
Kid #1: hey! Santa's fake!!
Kid #2: yeah!! Let's go!!! He's not the real Santa
*Crowd of kids leaves*
Santa: you. little.
Chibi d/a: *jumps off his lap and runs away with his fake beard*
Manager off the whole 'Santa-land': what's going on here? Why are the kids leaving?
Santa: well, that little kid just ripped my beard off and now the other kids that were in-line, don't believe that I'm Santa anymore!! Manager: well, maybe you should be smarter to NOT let little kids pull your beard out!!! YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
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Out side the mall.
Chibi d/a: ooo.. I'll giwef this to batowah I'll give this to Bakura *holds up santa's 'fake' beard* hmmm. now where should I go? *Looks up to see a big building next door that says: KaibaLand and beside it was KaibaCorp* oo... *Trots to KaibaCorp* thinking that it's where you play video games. hmmm. hmm. hmm.
*Walks in*
Chibi d/a: hmm. ooo.. A boxzeee!!!! *Walks to the elevator without anyone noticing since she was so small* let's wee now.. trans. ~ let's see now *presses a LOT of buttons and the elevator starts going up ^_^ this is fwun!!! Trans. ~ this is fun!!!
*Elevator stops at top level*
*Door opens and chibi d/a walks out and into a large office labelled: CEO Seto Kaiba* except she couldn't read it so she just went in *runs to the chair and stares at the computer screen*
Computer: welcome back Mr kai-.. who is this?
Chibi d/a: d/a
Computer: never heard of you. Security, I've got a breac-
Chibi d/a: *presses buttons that is the code over-ride*
Computer: what do you want miss
Chibi d/a: gwames two plway!! Trans. ~ games to play
Computer: thought that d/a meant security info okay. Data processing
*Screen shows the whole layout of the building*
Chibi d/a: ooo. thinks that the map was a maze the little person goes here... *Click* then the windows close *another click*
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downstairs.
Man #1: hey!! What the-?!!!?
*Window shutters open and closes*
Man #2: we're cursed!!!!
Man #3: don't be stupid!! It's aliens!!! RUN!!!!
Man #4: AAHHH!!! I'm being abducted!!! *Gets sucked into the air vent*
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In Seto's office.
Chibi d/a: and the wind is blowlwing WREALLY hward. Trans. ~ and the wind is blowing really hard *smiles*
*Telephone rings*
Chibi d/a: *picks up the phone* hall-wo? Woshi woshi Trans. ~ hello? moshi moshi
Seto: Julie get- d/a?
Chibi d/a: weto!!!! ^_^
Seto: why are you.- SHIT!!!!!
Chibi d/a: weto!! Gwame fwun!!! Trans. ~ game fun!!!
Seto: you're in my office? And playing games??? //but I don't have anygames..// what are you playing?
Chibi d/a: a waze!!! ^_^ Trans. ~ maze
Seto: a what?!!!?
Chibi d/a: waze! Hwouse!! Lot wa dollies!!!! Trans. ~ maze! Ouse! Lots of dollies
Seto: // a house. maze. MAP!!! // Don't' touch anything!! I'm coming to get you!!!!!
Chibi d/a: okay!! ^_^ cwome plway!!! Trans. ~ come play!!
*Hangs up*
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In the lobby.
Receptionist: Mr. Kaiba! Thank god! You're back!! There's something wrong with the security system!!!!
Seto: I know!!!
*Yami, Yugi, Seto, YM, Bakura, Ryou, Malik runs into the elevator*
*The elevator goes up, but suddenly stops..*
Ryou: what's happening?
Voice through the speaker: heehee!!! Wusic!!!! *Barney plays in the background*
Everyone in the elevator: D/A!!!!!!!!! O_O
Chibi d/a: hi! Who ware you?? Ware you wean swanta? Trans. ! Who are you? Are you mean Santa?
Yami: d/a!! It's us!!! I'm Yami!!!!!
Chibi d/a: nani?!!!!
Yami: yes!!! Now get us out of here!!!!
Chibi d/a: otay!!! ^_^ Doesn't know what she's doing and presses a lot of different buttons
*Elevator begins to drop REALLY FAST*
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YM: WRONG BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: PRESS 'T'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibi d/a: t..... ware's t? Trans. ~ where's t? *looks at the keyboard confused*
Seto: FIFTH KEY ON THE TOP ROW!!!!!
Chibi d/a: oooo. I see it!!! *Presses 't'*
*The elevator stops just 1 cm away from the lowest level*
Everyone: whew!!!
*Elevator starts to rise again*
*Everyone charges into Seto's office and sees the top of d/a's head behind the computer*
Yami: *walks over and picks chibi d/a up* now, you know you shouldn't of ran away like that. you got us all worried
Chibi d/a: *pouts* *sniff* *sniff* *tear* I wnow. Trans. ~ I know. *starts to cry*
Bakura: HA!! I didn't make her cry this time!
*Everyone ignores him*
Yami: awww don't cry...
YM: here looks what we got you
Malik: *holds up the teddy bear*
Chibi d/a: mwy tweddy bwear!!! Trans. ~ my teddy bear!!
Yami: let's go home.
Seto: yeah you guys should go. but you should keep her away from ALL electronic stuff at home. *mumbles something about hacking into his system*
Everyone except d/a: *laughs*
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At Yugi's place.
Yugi: this is going to be your bed for know, until we get you back to your normal self. *walks out the room turning off the lights*
Chibi D/a: *sniff* *sniff*
Yugi: what's wrong?
Chibi D/a: me dwont' lwike the dwark. monwsters. Trans. ~me don't like the dark.. Monsters..
Yugi: *sigh* there aren't any monsters here..
Chibi D/a: BIG monwseters!!!! Trans. ~ big monsters!!!
Yugi: okay. I'll stay with you to keep the monsters away okay?
Chibi d/a: otay..
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A #8:
What do you think I should do as a chibi? Something that I'm going to get in BIG trouble for, but won't cuz I have one to those chibi eyes that 'persuade' ppl Who should I torture? Do you like Yami? Since I'm a chibi, I can't go back to that hotel, so I'm planning on staying at Yugi's just checkin' how many of u like Yami. cuz I do. A LOT
DClick ~ a. something that you'll get in big trouble for, duh! ^_^ b. Pegasus. c. YES!
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d/a: well, tat's da 1st day of me being a chibi and messing up Seto's copreration! ^_^ ideas are more than welcomed and ways to change me back into a chibi are welcome to. but I kinda lik being a chibi.. Oh! And I luv that feeling when evey1 hugs u and treats u really nice, juz cuz ur a kid. especially Yami LOL!!!! well, R+R oh! And R+R for my toehr ficts 2 please and thank you!!!! And if ne1's wondering.. Yes I am in lone tempest's fict : siren's teardrops and yes she luvs torturing me. juz cuz I'm more childish than veronica and her. *pouts* *sniff* *sniff*
lone tempest: oh here sh goes again
aznfiegoddess: and she says that she isn't a baby.
d/a: well you don't' see babies hack into ur account and change stuff do u?
LT: ...
Aznfiregoddes: LOL!!!
D/a: well TTYL!
^_~ JA!