Link Christmas
12/23/2002
Link was taking a nap in his treehouse. All of the sudden, a little red light shined in his face. Link sheilded his eyes and blinked. "Hullo... who are you?"
"I'M THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS!!!" screamed a small, shreiky voice. Link winced. "That's nice. Let me sleep.
"NO!!!"
"Oh, great, not another quest?!"
"NO!!!! IT'S TIME FOR THE SANTA OLYMPICS!!!"
"What the.... "
"IT'S THE EVE OF CHRISTMAS EVE!!!"
"Wonderful. What should I do?"
"GO TO THE SACRED FOREST MEDOW!!!"
"But I thought that was a workshop now..."
"NO!!! IT'S BEEN RENOVATED!!!"
Link winced and got up. "Alright, alright, alright! I'm going!"
He followed the annoying yelling fairy to the Sacred Forest Medow, where he saw a fat santa drinking Coke and laughing jollily.
"THAT'S YOUR ARCH RIVAL, COKE-SANTA!!! YOU HAVE TO BEAT HIM IN 2 OF 3 EVENTS!!"
"Wat's the first one?" Link sulked, having been dragged out of bed at the unholy hour of 8 AM and brought here by a screaming perky fairy.
"A VERY STRENUOUS TOURNAMENT! HE ALWAYS WINS!! IT'S CALLED CHESS!!!!"
Link perked up. "Is that all? I love chess!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IS THAT ALL??!!? CHESS IS THE HARDEST GAME IN HYRULE!!!"
"no it's not."
For once, the fairy was silent. "Ha! you mean all it takes to shut you up is an open denial that you are correct!? Why didn't I know that?!" asked Link trumphantly. Still the fairy said nothing. Link sat down at the chess board. There were instructions next to it: "just say your move. Link, as the loser, goes first".
"umm... pawn e7-e5" A few white fairies moved his white pawn where he directed.
The other santa pondered for a second, then said "Pawn f2-f4" a flurry of red faries this time.
"ha! Queen to h4. Checkmate!"
It was true. It was a blitzkrieg, a lightning game. Link had won.
"WAH!!!" said the other Santa. "Fine, then. Next contest: forign insults. I go first. Puta!"
"why you.... hentai!"
"estupido!"
"Ecchi!"
"umm........"
"Baka! Zack to the addack pack I win again!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ok, so i was out of ideas. My bro came up with the blitzcreig. And I don't own Frequency, from which the quote comes. Tomorrow I have a whole X-mas eve thing for you, so this was just b/c i have writers block and a deadline.
12/23/2002
Link was taking a nap in his treehouse. All of the sudden, a little red light shined in his face. Link sheilded his eyes and blinked. "Hullo... who are you?"
"I'M THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS!!!" screamed a small, shreiky voice. Link winced. "That's nice. Let me sleep.
"NO!!!"
"Oh, great, not another quest?!"
"NO!!!! IT'S TIME FOR THE SANTA OLYMPICS!!!"
"What the.... "
"IT'S THE EVE OF CHRISTMAS EVE!!!"
"Wonderful. What should I do?"
"GO TO THE SACRED FOREST MEDOW!!!"
"But I thought that was a workshop now..."
"NO!!! IT'S BEEN RENOVATED!!!"
Link winced and got up. "Alright, alright, alright! I'm going!"
He followed the annoying yelling fairy to the Sacred Forest Medow, where he saw a fat santa drinking Coke and laughing jollily.
"THAT'S YOUR ARCH RIVAL, COKE-SANTA!!! YOU HAVE TO BEAT HIM IN 2 OF 3 EVENTS!!"
"Wat's the first one?" Link sulked, having been dragged out of bed at the unholy hour of 8 AM and brought here by a screaming perky fairy.
"A VERY STRENUOUS TOURNAMENT! HE ALWAYS WINS!! IT'S CALLED CHESS!!!!"
Link perked up. "Is that all? I love chess!"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IS THAT ALL??!!? CHESS IS THE HARDEST GAME IN HYRULE!!!"
"no it's not."
For once, the fairy was silent. "Ha! you mean all it takes to shut you up is an open denial that you are correct!? Why didn't I know that?!" asked Link trumphantly. Still the fairy said nothing. Link sat down at the chess board. There were instructions next to it: "just say your move. Link, as the loser, goes first".
"umm... pawn e7-e5" A few white fairies moved his white pawn where he directed.
The other santa pondered for a second, then said "Pawn f2-f4" a flurry of red faries this time.
"ha! Queen to h4. Checkmate!"
It was true. It was a blitzkrieg, a lightning game. Link had won.
"WAH!!!" said the other Santa. "Fine, then. Next contest: forign insults. I go first. Puta!"
"why you.... hentai!"
"estupido!"
"Ecchi!"
"umm........"
"Baka! Zack to the addack pack I win again!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ok, so i was out of ideas. My bro came up with the blitzcreig. And I don't own Frequency, from which the quote comes. Tomorrow I have a whole X-mas eve thing for you, so this was just b/c i have writers block and a deadline.