20 insane days b4 Christmas in the YGO world

Devil/ angel

D/a: oh!!! u've GOTTA read this fict!!!!! I got da idea from da Christmas concert at our school..

Seto: oh, it can't be TAT dangerous.

Bakura: of course not.. They show it in front of the parents and the kids..

YM: but this is d/a were talkin' about... She can turn the NICEST things into nasty things..

Seto: her name shouldn't be d/a, it should be nastydevil.

D/a: hey!!! nastyangel is mah friends... mayb I'll be nastydevil.

Bakura: ur gifin her ideas...

YM: we should lik all shut up b4 she turns jingle bells into sum thing bad.

D/a: OH!!! Did ya hear mah version of jingle bells?

Seto: no, and we don't want to.

D/a: well, too bad.. YOU'RE GONNA HEAR IT NE WAYZ! *presses button and traps Seto, Bakura, and YM into a cage..*

Bakura: uh oh. This is bad. This is REALLY BAD..

D/a: ahem!!! We're limpin' through da snow/ with a broken back and cane/ trippin' on da ice/ laughin' all da way/ we scare da kids away/ killed snowmen too/ get hit by a car n' die tonite!/ It's funni how it ends/..

Seto + YM + Bakura: O_O

Bakura: see wat I mean?

YM: uh huh. *nods*

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~chpt 14~

7 days before Christmas.

~ Pegasus's castle~

Peg: la-la-la-la

*Knock! Knock*

Peg.: la-la-la-la

Security: ummm MR. Pegusus...

Peg: la-la-la-la

D/a: OBVIOUSLY HE'S DEAF!!!!!

*Door opens*

Yugi + Ryou + Malik: O_O *mouth drops*

Peg: la-la-la- er...

Security: I'll leave you now..

Peg: Yugi-boy!!! Come!!!!

Yugi: err... no..

Yugi + Ryou + malik: *watches in HORROR as peg dances the Macarena I dunno how u spell dat. in front of them.

Peg: *shakes his ass*

D/a: eeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

Malik: *shields his eyes* FULL MOON!!!.

Yugi: Pegasus.. Stop!!!!

Peg: y? It's fun...

Ryou: *sees Pegasus start the WHOLE dance over again* eww....

Yugi: *shouts over the music* HAVE YOU SEEN-

Malik: WHERE ARE OUR MILLENNIUM ITEMS????

Peg: *shakes ass* WHY WOULD YOU THINKG THAT I HAVE IT?????

Malik: BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO STEAL THEM BEFORE!!!!!

Peg: GOOD POINT!!!! BUT I DON'T HAVE IT..

Yugi: DO YOU KNOW WHO DOES?

Peg: DUNNO... ASK UR SISTER MALIK..

Malik: *slaps forehead* why didn't I think of that?

Peg: that's why I'm the billionaire and your not!!!!!

Malik: you. *runs to punch Pegasus*

Peg: *shakes ass and hits malik* oops!!! My bad!!!

Malik: grrr.

Ryou: malik! Let's go! We need to find your sister.

Malik: I'll deal with you later..

Peg: uh huh. *keeps dancing*

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Back at Yugi's house.

D/a: *is still playing golf with the millennium rod. * WEEE!!! Twis wis fwun!!! This is fun!!

*Door bell rings*

D/a: *takes the millennium puzzle* cwomwing!!! Coming!! *Runs downstairs and opens door revealing.....

...........

..........

.......

Isis!!!*

Isis: er.. hi.. Is malik here?

D/a: nwope!!!! Nope!!!

Isis: um. is Ryou here then?

D/a: nwope!! Nope!! ^_^

Isis: is Yugi here?

D/a: nwope!!! Nwobwodee hwere.. nope!! Nobody here.

Isis: you're home alone?

D/a: ywup!! Yup!!

Isis: what's your name? Are you someone's daughter? I never knew Seto had a daughter..

D/a: mwy nwame wis d/a.. no weto!!!!! Nani!!!! Mwe want nani!!!!

Isis: you're not Seto's... *Sees millennium puzzle* oh!!! Where did you get htat?

D/a: yu-gee gwave wit two mwe.. Yugi gave it to me..

Isis: he wouldn't give it to anyone..

D/a: *scrunches face up*

Isis: oh! What are you doing here? Aren't you bored?

D/a: oh!! Wanna pway gwolf? want to play golf?

Isis: golf? Here? Okay..

D/a: *leads Isis to her room* hwere!!! *Hands her the millennium rod*

Isis: this is Malik's..

D/a: my-wig.. nwice. malik. nice. *puts golf ball down* SWING!!! *Tugs at her sleeve*

Isis: okay.. d/a: she doesn't know that YM is inside. *swings really hard* I'm going to use the phone.

D/a: otay!!!

Isis: *leaves d/a playing with the millennium items*

D/a: ^_^

YM: *dizzy* /I told you not to do tat!!!/

D/a: *reconizes the voice* my-ham? YM?

YM:/ d/a?????/

D/a: ^_^ *picks up millennium ring shakes it up and down*

Bakura: /AHH!!!!! STOP IT!!!!! YOU MESSED UP MY PLANS OF ESCAPE!!!!/

D/a: ba-to-wah? Bakura?

Bkaura: O_O /d/a?/

D/a: ^_^ where's nani? where's Yami?

Bkaura: /in the puzzle.. Did you steal tat too?/

D/a: twis? Twraingle? this? Triangle?

Bakura: you have it?

D/a: *takes the puzzle* nani??

Yami: would you leave- d/a?

D/a: NANI!!!! ^_^ where ware ywou? where are you?

Yami: in the puzzle

D/a: cwome wout!!! come out!!!

Yami: I can't you locked me in..

D/a: *taps the puzzle* *starts rubbing it*

Yami: rubbing wouldn't help.

D/a: wopen sweswamee? open sesame?

Yami; no.. you-

D/a: *shakes the puzzle*

Yami: d/a. don't... shake. it.!!!

D/a: otay.. *frown*.. *sniff* *sniff*

Yami: don't cry. here.. Close you eyes and open your heart..

D/a: whow? how? mwy hweart wis wiswide. my heart is inside.

Yami: . -_-. just think of me.

D/a: otay!! ^_^ *thinks of a person with HUGE and overly spiked hair* *laughs*

Yami: I don't look like that!!! *chuckles*

D/a: ^_^

Yami: *appears in d/a's mind*

D/a: //NANI!!!!// ^_^ //Yami!!!!//

Yami: /hey d/a!!! err.. Am I sharing your body??/

D/a: ..????.. *lost*

Yami: /never mind/

D/a: ^_^ *thinks about MEAN bkaura* d/a: a REALLY BAD iamge.

Bakura: *appears inside d/a's mind* /HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO LEAVE ME A- huh? Where- Yami? D/a?/

D/a: ^_^ //ba-to-wah!!!!//

Bkaura: /how did i../

D/a: *picks up the rod and thinks about NICE YM*

Malik: *appears in d/a's mind* /err.. How did I get here?/

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Isis: Yugi.. Pick up the phone..

Yugi: *cell rings, picks it up* moshi, moshi?

Isis: Yugi!!!

Yugi: Isis!! We were just going to look for you.. where are you?

Isis: I'm at your house.

Yugi: we need your help. someone has stolen our millennium items.

Isis: d/a..

Yugi: did something happen to her?

Isis: no, d/a stole your millennium items.

Yugi: O_O NANI? d/a: oh, tat' snot Yami.. it's Japanese. but where chibi d/a says it.. and it means Yami, I'll put it in da brackets. why would she.

Isis: she's playing gold with the millennium rod, wearing your puzzle, and rolling the ring around the room..

Yugi: O_O we're coming straight back..

*hags up*

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Yugi: Ryou! Malik! I know who stole the millennium items!!!!

Ryou: who? Is it Seto?

Malik: Pegasus!! It HAS to be him!!!

Yugi: *shakes head* nope! It's d/a!!

Ryou + Malik: NANI?!

Ryou: why would she do that?

Malik: does she know how to use it?

Yugi: apparently. nno. she's using the rod as a golf club... the rings as a hoop. and I don't know what she's doing with the puzzle. but it can't be THAT bad..

Malik: yeah, I guess. but how?

Ryou: maybe she took it while we were sleeping.

Yugi: I guess.. Let's go home and talk to d/a then...

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A #3:

You likes chibis?

What would be something that the YGO gang should try this winter. a sport, hobby.etc ?

What should YM and Bakura buy to torture Yami?

What should malik and Ryou plan to torture their Yamis?

Maliks angel ~ 1)I luv chibies... espesially Malik chibies!!!! 2)they shud try and get dates for sumthin!!! (i pick malik) 3)they shud but every torture device made!! 4) They shud lock up their yami's in an escape proof room!



A #5:

Yami_yugi_trepe() ~ well....marik and bakura shold challange y/yugi 2 a duel......and then....swip his card....then summon dark magician...2 tortuer him......and dark magican uses dark magic attack...on THEm



A #11:

Ideas for things I should do as a chibi is ALL I ask for

Should I become friends with Bakura? Or keep torturing him...

What should I do to Seto?

Should I turn everyone into a Chibi or turn myself back to normal?

There's going to a game show... who should pair up with who?



DClick ~ b) Either is fine with me. Avida: Same here, as long as you don't torture Ryou-chan!! c) *shrugs* Dunno. d) Turn everyone into chibis! ^_^ e) Yugi or Yami with Tea, Joey with Mai, 'nuff said.

A #11:

Lady Malik(nicola_ryoioki@hotmail.com) ~ Hi, I think u shud carry on playing golf with da millenium rod and ring and wear da millenium puzzle! rnHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes in histerics*

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d/a: well, DOMÕ for da review.. But I'm sorwee for da short chappies lately.. I'll make LONGER ones during da Christmas BREAK.. It'z just tat teday was our school's Christmas concert. and tomorrow we're going carolling.. and on Thursday I haf art class. and Friday I haf piano. so yeah. busi. but GOMEN and DOMÕ again~~

() ~ I think chibis are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

d/a: me 2!!!

^_~ JA!!!!!