20 insane days b4 Christmas in the YGO world

Devil/ angel

D/a: k, teday's...

Seto: finally!!! Did you forget 'bout me AGAIN?

D/a: *gasp* I did!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! But I've got 'other' plans 4 u....

Seto: *mumbles* I shoulda kept mah mouth shut..

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~chpt 20~

THE day BEFORE Christmas.

D/a: I'm done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: YYYYYEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!1

*Gives the Chibis their drinks.*

*Every1 turns back to normal..*

Yugi: what happened?

Ryou: I felt like I was a shrunk.

Malik: yeah. my head kinda hurts..

D/a: that's perfectly normal.

YM: well. welcome back.

Yugi: well what day is it?

Yami: it's the 24th..

Yugi: oh my gosh!!! I didn't get your presents yet!!!!

Ryou: I didn't either. let's go before the mall closes!!!!

*Every1 runs to the mall*

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After shopping.

*Every1's in front of the fireplace.*

D/a: don't ask if there is one in the house.. it's mah storwee, and I want it dat way

D/a: oh!!! Here's another present or every1

Yugi: d/a. you don't hav-

D/a: shhhhhhhhh...just open it.

*Everyone unwraps their presents at the same time*

*Warp hole appears*

*Every1 gets sucked in*

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*Every! Falls out of the warp hole*

Yugi: ow!!!!

Yami: *lands on his feet*

Bakura: *lands on his face* D/A!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

D/a: what?

YM: where are we?! *Cold wind blows*

Every1: *shivers*

D/a: I thought I'll show you what Christmas is like in 'other' parts of the world.

YM: well, pick a WARMER place.

D/a: can't.

Yami: why?

D/a: you'll see.*starts walking to...nowhere*

*Every1 follows*

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After walking for a LONG time.

D/a: we're here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryou: WHERE exactly is 'here'?

D/a: just watch. *walks up to a pole thingie with strips* *taps it and mutters a few words*

*Hidden entrance opens*

Every1 else: O_O *mouth drops too*

D/a: well? Comon!!!! Get in!!!!!! it's cold out there!!!!!!!

Yami: do you even know where we are?

D/a: yes come on!!!!!!!!!!!

*Every1 walks in*

Yugi: wow!!! What IS this place?

Ryou: it looks like.

Malik: like.

Bakura: an over crowded factory. with short little midgets.

D/a: don't diss them!!!!!!!!!1

Bakura: what?!!

YM: they're ELVES!!! Bakura, do you want your present or not?

Bakura: what I want, is to go home and have a good night sleep.

D/a: well, that's why we're here.

Every1 else: it is?

D/a: yup..

Elf: ah! D/a. welcome back..

Yami: back? You've been here before?

Elf: been here? She's Santa's daughter!!!!

Every1 else: O_O

Bakura: you are?!!!!!!!!!1

D/a: well.... *Blushes* yeah..

Yugi: why didn't you tell us earlier?

D/a: *shrug*

Elf: come!! Your father's waiting..

*Every1 follows the elf*

Santa: ah! D/a!! You're back!!!

D/a: *hugs Santa* these are my friends, daddy.

Santa: oh!! Ho!ho!ho! Merry Christmas Yugi, Ryou, Malik, YM, Bakura and yami!!!

Bakura: how did you-?

YM: he's Santa clause? He know EVERYONE?!!

Santa: have you guys been good this year?

YM: I have, but Bakura hasn't.

Bakura: HEY!!! I WAS TOO!!!!!!!!!!

YM: oh yeah?

Bakura: yeah.

YM: what about those times you tried to kill yami?

Bakura: you did too..

YM: //k, not a good example// what about those times you made d/a cry whe she was a little Chibi?

Bakura: she cried herself..

*Both starts arguing*

Yami: here they go again.

Santa: stop fighting boys... Why don't' I give you a tour of the toyshop?

Every1: k!!!

Santa: well, Grewnan here can show you around.

************************************************************ On tour.

Bakura: are all elves short?

YM: Bakura!!! You're so rude!!!

Grewnan: well. it's okay. no.. Not all elves. some in other parts of the world aren't.. some are even 7 feet!!!!

D/a: *daydreaming* legolas.*sigh*

Grewnan: ah! Miss is thinking about prince legolas again?

D/a: *snaps out of daydreaming* what? *Blushes* oh. yeah.

Bakura: ooooooooooooooo

D/a: shut up!!!!

*D/a + Bakura starts arguing*

Yami: they'll never quit.

grewnan: *laughs* that's just like our mistress. sometimes we think that she gets bored if no one argues with her.

YM: I know what you mean. we all do. we've seen her.

Grewnan: well, I have to help Santa load his bags for tonight's trip.

Ryou: we'll help!

Bakura: we will?

Yugi: of course!!!

*Goes to the 'garage' where the sled and the reindeers are stored*

Bakura: it smells in here.

D/a: DONNER!!!!! DASHER!!!! *Hugs all the reindeers* How are my favourite reindeers?

D/a: I suck and I don't know all of Santa's reindeers, but I luv them ALL

Yugi: they're so cute!!!

Yami + YM: *loads sacs into the empty sleigh*

Bakura; *holding his nose* they SMELL!!! Can we go?!!!

Ryou: they're soft and furry!!! Bakura, come!!! Pat them!!!

Bakura: no than- *is dragged by Ryou to the reindeers*

Donner: Bakura. You're a troublemaker. I saw Santa check your name like ten times to se if you've changed or not.

Bakura: O_O you can talk?!

Dasher: what did you think? We're not NORMAL reindeers. we're special

Bakura: well. err.. You should really take a bath.

Donner + Dasher: *very annoyed by Bakura* *whispers to each other and the other reindeers*

Rudolph: hey Bakura!!! Come!!!

Bakura: what?! *Walks over to Rudolph*

Rudolph: *by 'accidentally' kicks Bakura, making him fall into a bunch of....

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Reindeer shit*

Bakura: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! You did that on purpose!!!!

Donner: now why would we do that?

Bakura: because you're jealous that I smell better than you guys..

Dasher: well. you didn't smell before. but now you do..

Bakura: *very, VERY pissed*

*Yami + YM comes back from loading sacs*

YM: what is that smell?

Yami: *sees Bakura covered in shit* Bakura..

YM: *laughs at Bakura* you really should watch your step.

Bakura: they tripped me on purpose!!!!!!!

Yami: sure... blame it on the reindeers.

Santa: well, thanks for hel- *sees Bakura* oh dear me. Bakura. you should take a shower. D/a: I think that they're tired. anyways...

Santa: well, then lead them to our BEST rooms.

*Elf leads evey1 to their rooms*

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Later that night.

~Yugi + yami~

Yugi: isn't this the best night?

Yami: yeah. so far. the reindeers. *laughs*

Yugi: do you think that the reindeers tripped Bakura on purpose?

Yami: well, judging that they ARE d/a's.. yeah. but Bakura deserves it right?

Yugi: yeah.

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~Ryou +Bakura~

Bakura: ARGH!!! I still smell!!!! Stupid reindeers!!!!!!!!!!

Ryou: you can't blame the reindeers for your carelessness..

Bakura: it wasn't me!!! That one with the red light bulb tripped me!!!!

Ryou: *sigh* any ways. sleep well tonight.

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~D/a + Santa

Santa: you know that you don't belong in this world..

D/a: but I really want to stay.

Santa: I have to bring you back to your own world.

D/a: pllleeeeeasssseeeeeeee just after Christmas?

Santa: *sigh* after Christmas. but you should prepare yourself. you've grown closer to them then you should of.

D/a: well, one more day is ALL I wish for.

Santa: very well.. Good night d/a

D/a: good night Santa.

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D/a: there!!!! Awwwwwwwww one more chappie left..... but there WILL be a squel....