The effects of the sedative began to wear off as Wu-fei surfaced from
a deep vegitative state.
For a few moments he allowed his mind to adjust to the brighness of the
room, and the seemingly increased gravity. His first attempts at rising
from the steel hospital bed proved fruitless, but eventually he was able
to sit up. After the spinning of his head receded to a distant corner,
Wu-fei was able to observe his surroundings. After recognizing these
surroundings to be those of an intensive care room in the General Hospital,
the memories of the previous night flooded back along with a thought
separated from all others.
"FREEEEEEEEEEZY POPS!!!!! MWAHAHAHAH!!" A crowd of nurses flooded into
the room to restrain the now insane Wu-fei, who was beating back that
white and blue clad swarm... A temporary distraction.
"LEAVE ME BE!!" At this Wu-fei's eyes glowed with a new light, that
dreaded purple.
The shocked crowd backed out of the door, at first calmly, then rushing
to leave the crazed man to himself. One male nurse attempted to use his
cell phone to call for assistance, but unfortunately caught the eye of the
aforementioned crazed person residing in room 246. Wu-fei's fist of doom
hit the floor with such a force that the cheap linoleum rose, a shockwave
of green and blue designs. The scream of the cell phone wielding nurse was
silent amidst the deep rumbling sound resonating through the very
foundation of the hospital.
Wu-fei leapt out of one of the shattered window frames to land on a 2002
Ford Explorer, setting off its shrill alarm. Startled onlookers realized
that the ground beneath their feet had begun to shake with an amazing
ferocity that some believed that an explosion had sounded in the hospital.
You as the reader know that it was no explosion, but was the result of a
freezy-pop thirsty monster.(substitute the freezy pop with blood=])
Again he laughed, but was cut short by the rubber bullets all police
officers are equipped with to deal with minor crises. Thankfully for
Wu-fei, they were, as I have already said, rubber and caused no permanent
damage to him.
Almost as if in flight, he hopped from the top of the SUV to the top of
a moving 18 wheeler. It just so happens that this 18 wheeler was being
driven at the time by none other than Duo Maxwell himself, he who can never
be addicted to freezy pops (he has a caffine addiction, so he doesn't count)
**********************************************************************************
"What the hell!!" This comment came from Duo, the unsuspecting truck driver
as the sound of metal being torn apart came from the hood of his truck trailer
could be heard even above his loud punk rock music.
He began to change lanes to stop at a pitstop to find the cause of the sound
in question when a small patch of light shone through onto the shiny black
steering wheel of the truck.
"Oh shit... Wu-fei, you mothe....."
Duo was interrupted by a temporary silence.The clawing noise stopped after the
hole in the roof of the truck cabin grew to have such dimensions so that a human
being could enter comfortably. Blood dripped from the razor sharp raw metal as
the injured Wu-fei climbed through.
"I had to pay for this you piece of..." These words had only left his mouth as
Wu-fei stopped him with a singular word, one that would strike terror in the
sane (which all of us know Duo is not).
"Drive." At this, Duo rolled his eyes, grimaced and turned his attention back to
the road after 10 minutes or so of ignoring the road as well as all other drivers.
To put it clearly, he had left behind a 10 car pile up as well as a group of cursing
hitch hikers cursing him mainly for completely destroying their chances for catching
a ride to wherever they were attempting to go to.
This will somehow fit into the next chapter, where all of the hitchikers of the
world band together to put a stop to the twin evils know as Duo and Wu-fei. I don't
know quite how, but I digress... Let us return to the mayhem of the fast moving
18-wheeler.
***********************************************************************************
"That'll be $32.45 please! Have a nice day!" The falsly cheerful voice of the
McDonalds attendant could just barely be heard over the ruckus behind her, where a
machine had started to overload with the stress of frying all of those McKrappy burgers.
Someone behind Duo's truck honked their horn insistantly, so he decided it was all for
the best that they should take their food and make a run for it.
"Oh get stuffed!" Duo promptly gave the finger to the offending car after the honking
continued for another few minutes or so.
"Let me handle it." Wu-fei brought out his AK-47 that he had aquired from Heero's
weapon locker on a previous occasion.
"Well, quite frankly, I am almost tempted to allow you to go and shut them up, but we
are under the cover of a pg-13 story... I doubt that you could get away with it!!"
Duo turned on the engine which had promptly died, and accidently turned the shift into
reverse. You can guess the rest.
"Shit!! How the f..."
"Duo, you were the one who said that this was a pg-13 story... Let us not try to poison
the minds of innocent children with such foul language." Duo shifted to drive and rode
off, leaving a very angry group of College boys to their surveyal of the damage.
One of them decided to call a tow truck, but all of the tow trucks were driven by the group
of hitchhikers who were actually trying to get home from a tow truck driver's rally...
They had left their tow trucks back at the office.
***********************************************************************************
After a few hours of driving on the freeway, and after eating their amazingly large meals
while listening to various songs on the radio, Duo pulled over at a pit stop to stretch
his legs. Unbeknownst to him, Wu-fei did know how to drive an 18-wheeler. This was, again,
unfortunate. In a matter of seconds he was headin' down the high way with a very P.O.'ed
Duo speeding behind in excess of 120 k.p.h. on a motorcycle he had acquired in the parking
lot of the pit stop.
It seems that the two Gundam pilots were on a roll with messing with the wrong people,
because the Harley-Davidson belonged to a member of the Hells Angels gang, and quite a high
ranking one at that. So in addition to the hitch-hiker/tow truck drivers and the male
College students there was now a whole gang to contend with.
Duo began to gain on Wu-fei and thanked every god that he could think of that made him buy
one of the cheapest trucks in the lot.
(the last parts of this story were written on a different date, and therefore are what I hope
to be a tad bit more eloquent than the last. believe me, you do have a heck of a lot of stuff
coming at you in the rest of this chapter! sabre out...)
Gunshots echoed in the distance in what Duo believed to be a quarrel unrelated to himself,
but little did he know that those bullets, falling far short of their target, were aimed
at his person.
Even without this knowledge, Duo decided it was best to seek refuge in the cabin of his
18-wheeler, lest one or more of the bullets were to come in his direction.
After managing to enter the cabin door and multi-tasking by driving and tying Wu-fei up with
chains, Duo settled into his well worn seat and watched the scenery go by, not paying proper
attention to the rest of his surroundings.
The sounds of gunfire continued to come closer to the truck until finally something came into
the view of the truck's rear-view mirror. After going through the many stages of surprise,
such as ignoring, denial, anger, regret at the anger etc., Duo pulled out the machine gun and,
with expert aim, shot out the front tires of the fleet of following motorcycles. Curses of rage
replaced the sounds of gunshots, and then there was silence. Or at least the hollow sound of
wind blowing over a hole in the cabin roof like a child blowing on a cheap plastic flute.
"Mwahahah!! I love doing that!! Aahhaa.... I will even use proper punctuation and will capitalize
the beginnings of sentances!! Woo hoo!!" Born to be Wild began playing on the tired little
radio, almost in tune with the blowing-wind-over-the-hole-in-the-roof(pretend that is a word,
for lack of a better one.).
Wu-fei sat in the corner of the back seat, mumbling, for that was all that he was capable of.
Duo had gagged him earlier on because he really didn't have the patience for a swearing insane
Wu-fei screaming in a foreign language that he was a total idiot.
************************************************************************************************
(have you noticed that the lines of my typing have gotten longer! that is insane, nevermind the
story...)
Duo and Wu-fei woke up simultaneously at roughly 2:00 a.m. after 5 hours of sleep. Now you ask me,
wasn't Duo driving the 18-wheeler? He was, up until around 5 hours ago. Now it is Heero driving
the truck because he magically appeared(authors rights...).
"So you all are up. You know, Wu, that that gun you happened to procure from my weapons locker
had a tracking device on it, and I was able to follow you here? Good... I wasn't quite sure about
that." (doesn't that explain it, folks?)[woah this is all getting too wierd... where are trowa and
quatre when you need them!! they would help in the wierdness part...]
Heero continued in his sermon, preaching about how one must not steal anothers property, mainly
their guns. Especially if they said that they were going to kill anyone and everyone any time that
they happened to meet them.
"Now, after listening to my long speech about not stealing my precious guns, you will die!!
Mwahhaa!!" Duo began to druel as he entered the deeper realms of sleep, while Wu-fei attempted to
cry 'INJUSTICE!!'. He was unable to do so because of the gag, so he gave the finger, but he really
couldn't do that because his hands were chained up behind his back, so he began to scream profanities
in Chinese.
"Mfffff!!!Mblurblefff!!!!" that was what he sounded like, except for an extended period of time.
Heero was attempting to set off a bomb that he attached to the steering wheel.
After a few minutes of twiddling with the controls, Heero looked up at the hole in the roof. He had
sensed a presence, but evidently there was noone there.
That was when the 18-wheeler hit the deer.
"AAAAAAAAHHH!" The collective cry came from all five of the Gundam pilots who were sitting in the
cabin.
Heero was puzzled by this and inquired as to how this was physically possible.
"AUTHORS RIGHTS!! AHAHAHAH!!" A thunderous voice boomed from above as lightening streaked from the
dark sky in the distance.
"AND NOW YOU SHALL ALL MEAT YOUR DOOM!! I MEAN MEET!! DAMN THESE ACCURSED TYPO'S!! GRRRRR!!" The
now re-animated biker gang floated ahead of the truck and shot ghostly guns which basically had
the same affect as real bullets because of... AUTHORS RIGHTS!! hahah I really love that. (shut up
you narrator you.)fine then. You tell the rest!
(to continue on...)
All of the 5 Gundam pilots it was all for the best to abandon ship, so they did so. Very painfully.
Somehow in the process Wu-fei escaped, though not unharmed. Robin Hood and his merry men decided that
they wanted to join in the fight, as well as the tow truck drivers and the College prats. Wu-fei ended
up with a ghostly arrow lodged in his head and a minor case of Road Rash. The others didn't fare as
well...
******************************************************************************************************
i will continue the fight scene in the next chapter. this must be one of the longest that i have written.
wow.
i have outdone myself.
happiness.
§SabreFenyx§
a deep vegitative state.
For a few moments he allowed his mind to adjust to the brighness of the
room, and the seemingly increased gravity. His first attempts at rising
from the steel hospital bed proved fruitless, but eventually he was able
to sit up. After the spinning of his head receded to a distant corner,
Wu-fei was able to observe his surroundings. After recognizing these
surroundings to be those of an intensive care room in the General Hospital,
the memories of the previous night flooded back along with a thought
separated from all others.
"FREEEEEEEEEEZY POPS!!!!! MWAHAHAHAH!!" A crowd of nurses flooded into
the room to restrain the now insane Wu-fei, who was beating back that
white and blue clad swarm... A temporary distraction.
"LEAVE ME BE!!" At this Wu-fei's eyes glowed with a new light, that
dreaded purple.
The shocked crowd backed out of the door, at first calmly, then rushing
to leave the crazed man to himself. One male nurse attempted to use his
cell phone to call for assistance, but unfortunately caught the eye of the
aforementioned crazed person residing in room 246. Wu-fei's fist of doom
hit the floor with such a force that the cheap linoleum rose, a shockwave
of green and blue designs. The scream of the cell phone wielding nurse was
silent amidst the deep rumbling sound resonating through the very
foundation of the hospital.
Wu-fei leapt out of one of the shattered window frames to land on a 2002
Ford Explorer, setting off its shrill alarm. Startled onlookers realized
that the ground beneath their feet had begun to shake with an amazing
ferocity that some believed that an explosion had sounded in the hospital.
You as the reader know that it was no explosion, but was the result of a
freezy-pop thirsty monster.(substitute the freezy pop with blood=])
Again he laughed, but was cut short by the rubber bullets all police
officers are equipped with to deal with minor crises. Thankfully for
Wu-fei, they were, as I have already said, rubber and caused no permanent
damage to him.
Almost as if in flight, he hopped from the top of the SUV to the top of
a moving 18 wheeler. It just so happens that this 18 wheeler was being
driven at the time by none other than Duo Maxwell himself, he who can never
be addicted to freezy pops (he has a caffine addiction, so he doesn't count)
**********************************************************************************
"What the hell!!" This comment came from Duo, the unsuspecting truck driver
as the sound of metal being torn apart came from the hood of his truck trailer
could be heard even above his loud punk rock music.
He began to change lanes to stop at a pitstop to find the cause of the sound
in question when a small patch of light shone through onto the shiny black
steering wheel of the truck.
"Oh shit... Wu-fei, you mothe....."
Duo was interrupted by a temporary silence.The clawing noise stopped after the
hole in the roof of the truck cabin grew to have such dimensions so that a human
being could enter comfortably. Blood dripped from the razor sharp raw metal as
the injured Wu-fei climbed through.
"I had to pay for this you piece of..." These words had only left his mouth as
Wu-fei stopped him with a singular word, one that would strike terror in the
sane (which all of us know Duo is not).
"Drive." At this, Duo rolled his eyes, grimaced and turned his attention back to
the road after 10 minutes or so of ignoring the road as well as all other drivers.
To put it clearly, he had left behind a 10 car pile up as well as a group of cursing
hitch hikers cursing him mainly for completely destroying their chances for catching
a ride to wherever they were attempting to go to.
This will somehow fit into the next chapter, where all of the hitchikers of the
world band together to put a stop to the twin evils know as Duo and Wu-fei. I don't
know quite how, but I digress... Let us return to the mayhem of the fast moving
18-wheeler.
***********************************************************************************
"That'll be $32.45 please! Have a nice day!" The falsly cheerful voice of the
McDonalds attendant could just barely be heard over the ruckus behind her, where a
machine had started to overload with the stress of frying all of those McKrappy burgers.
Someone behind Duo's truck honked their horn insistantly, so he decided it was all for
the best that they should take their food and make a run for it.
"Oh get stuffed!" Duo promptly gave the finger to the offending car after the honking
continued for another few minutes or so.
"Let me handle it." Wu-fei brought out his AK-47 that he had aquired from Heero's
weapon locker on a previous occasion.
"Well, quite frankly, I am almost tempted to allow you to go and shut them up, but we
are under the cover of a pg-13 story... I doubt that you could get away with it!!"
Duo turned on the engine which had promptly died, and accidently turned the shift into
reverse. You can guess the rest.
"Shit!! How the f..."
"Duo, you were the one who said that this was a pg-13 story... Let us not try to poison
the minds of innocent children with such foul language." Duo shifted to drive and rode
off, leaving a very angry group of College boys to their surveyal of the damage.
One of them decided to call a tow truck, but all of the tow trucks were driven by the group
of hitchhikers who were actually trying to get home from a tow truck driver's rally...
They had left their tow trucks back at the office.
***********************************************************************************
After a few hours of driving on the freeway, and after eating their amazingly large meals
while listening to various songs on the radio, Duo pulled over at a pit stop to stretch
his legs. Unbeknownst to him, Wu-fei did know how to drive an 18-wheeler. This was, again,
unfortunate. In a matter of seconds he was headin' down the high way with a very P.O.'ed
Duo speeding behind in excess of 120 k.p.h. on a motorcycle he had acquired in the parking
lot of the pit stop.
It seems that the two Gundam pilots were on a roll with messing with the wrong people,
because the Harley-Davidson belonged to a member of the Hells Angels gang, and quite a high
ranking one at that. So in addition to the hitch-hiker/tow truck drivers and the male
College students there was now a whole gang to contend with.
Duo began to gain on Wu-fei and thanked every god that he could think of that made him buy
one of the cheapest trucks in the lot.
(the last parts of this story were written on a different date, and therefore are what I hope
to be a tad bit more eloquent than the last. believe me, you do have a heck of a lot of stuff
coming at you in the rest of this chapter! sabre out...)
Gunshots echoed in the distance in what Duo believed to be a quarrel unrelated to himself,
but little did he know that those bullets, falling far short of their target, were aimed
at his person.
Even without this knowledge, Duo decided it was best to seek refuge in the cabin of his
18-wheeler, lest one or more of the bullets were to come in his direction.
After managing to enter the cabin door and multi-tasking by driving and tying Wu-fei up with
chains, Duo settled into his well worn seat and watched the scenery go by, not paying proper
attention to the rest of his surroundings.
The sounds of gunfire continued to come closer to the truck until finally something came into
the view of the truck's rear-view mirror. After going through the many stages of surprise,
such as ignoring, denial, anger, regret at the anger etc., Duo pulled out the machine gun and,
with expert aim, shot out the front tires of the fleet of following motorcycles. Curses of rage
replaced the sounds of gunshots, and then there was silence. Or at least the hollow sound of
wind blowing over a hole in the cabin roof like a child blowing on a cheap plastic flute.
"Mwahahah!! I love doing that!! Aahhaa.... I will even use proper punctuation and will capitalize
the beginnings of sentances!! Woo hoo!!" Born to be Wild began playing on the tired little
radio, almost in tune with the blowing-wind-over-the-hole-in-the-roof(pretend that is a word,
for lack of a better one.).
Wu-fei sat in the corner of the back seat, mumbling, for that was all that he was capable of.
Duo had gagged him earlier on because he really didn't have the patience for a swearing insane
Wu-fei screaming in a foreign language that he was a total idiot.
************************************************************************************************
(have you noticed that the lines of my typing have gotten longer! that is insane, nevermind the
story...)
Duo and Wu-fei woke up simultaneously at roughly 2:00 a.m. after 5 hours of sleep. Now you ask me,
wasn't Duo driving the 18-wheeler? He was, up until around 5 hours ago. Now it is Heero driving
the truck because he magically appeared(authors rights...).
"So you all are up. You know, Wu, that that gun you happened to procure from my weapons locker
had a tracking device on it, and I was able to follow you here? Good... I wasn't quite sure about
that." (doesn't that explain it, folks?)[woah this is all getting too wierd... where are trowa and
quatre when you need them!! they would help in the wierdness part...]
Heero continued in his sermon, preaching about how one must not steal anothers property, mainly
their guns. Especially if they said that they were going to kill anyone and everyone any time that
they happened to meet them.
"Now, after listening to my long speech about not stealing my precious guns, you will die!!
Mwahhaa!!" Duo began to druel as he entered the deeper realms of sleep, while Wu-fei attempted to
cry 'INJUSTICE!!'. He was unable to do so because of the gag, so he gave the finger, but he really
couldn't do that because his hands were chained up behind his back, so he began to scream profanities
in Chinese.
"Mfffff!!!Mblurblefff!!!!" that was what he sounded like, except for an extended period of time.
Heero was attempting to set off a bomb that he attached to the steering wheel.
After a few minutes of twiddling with the controls, Heero looked up at the hole in the roof. He had
sensed a presence, but evidently there was noone there.
That was when the 18-wheeler hit the deer.
"AAAAAAAAHHH!" The collective cry came from all five of the Gundam pilots who were sitting in the
cabin.
Heero was puzzled by this and inquired as to how this was physically possible.
"AUTHORS RIGHTS!! AHAHAHAH!!" A thunderous voice boomed from above as lightening streaked from the
dark sky in the distance.
"AND NOW YOU SHALL ALL MEAT YOUR DOOM!! I MEAN MEET!! DAMN THESE ACCURSED TYPO'S!! GRRRRR!!" The
now re-animated biker gang floated ahead of the truck and shot ghostly guns which basically had
the same affect as real bullets because of... AUTHORS RIGHTS!! hahah I really love that. (shut up
you narrator you.)fine then. You tell the rest!
(to continue on...)
All of the 5 Gundam pilots it was all for the best to abandon ship, so they did so. Very painfully.
Somehow in the process Wu-fei escaped, though not unharmed. Robin Hood and his merry men decided that
they wanted to join in the fight, as well as the tow truck drivers and the College prats. Wu-fei ended
up with a ghostly arrow lodged in his head and a minor case of Road Rash. The others didn't fare as
well...
******************************************************************************************************
i will continue the fight scene in the next chapter. this must be one of the longest that i have written.
wow.
i have outdone myself.
happiness.
§SabreFenyx§