Ok: thankyous go to Norma (Unicorn Lady) and Melissa Davis for help on this

Disclaimer: only own me, and Norma owns herself, everything else isn't minethe popcorn was, until Jareth took it though

And yes, this is a LoTR type crossover, I really was sick of him being all underappreciated, Boromir, for those of you who haven't seen the movie or read the books **spoiler** dies.

*Continues quest for NONSLASH Boromir fic*

Dude, this is like the grail, it is insane Am I the only one that sees his appeal? Maybe I will put him in the labyrinth, just for the heck of it.

Ok that was how the idea started, I didn't set out to do this, just happened

hehe, so here it is Boromir in the Labyrinth, as wished away by Anne-Marie, Norma(Unicorn Lady)'s muse.

A-M sat in the dark movie theater, biting her lip as she watched Lord of the

Rings. "Ugh! I can't take it," she muttered to herself, gripping the arm of the movie chair," I wish, I wish he would live, heck, I wish goblins would take him away right now, just so he could friggin' live, he is too cool! Why am I the only one who sees this?"

The Image on the screen fluttered and faded, Boromir no longer in the midst of battle with the Orcs; Merry and Pippin running as fast as they could, but not fast enough. Strider came to where Boromir had been assessing the situation killing the Urak-Hai.

A-M looked around her, the puzzled looks registering on some of the more avid fans of the movie. "Oh great, I can see what will be on the net in a matter of hours... Seriously, I didn't think it would happen"

"Oh you didn't did you?" a low voice whispered in A-M's ear as a gloved hand sneaked into her popcorn container.

A-M leaned over so as to whisper better to the goblin king, his wispy hair putting her on the verge of sneezing. "So um...I don't actually, have to, you know?"

"Yup, thirteen hours, whole deal."

"But I don't want to save him, that was the point of wishing him away, I didn't want him to die...."

"And you really think making him into a vicious goblin would be that much better?"

"Vicious? Your goblins couldn't hurt a fly that was trying to commit suicide."

"No not my goblins, but you are well aware of the goblins that are in this

"film"," he waved his gloved hand at the screen. "Do you really want to sentence him to that?"

"Darn it fine, but I really, really, don't want to run the Labyrinth, let me just make that clear."

Next thing A-M knew she was at that dry boring beginning of the Labyrinth,

"Of all the--" she cut herself short and walked forward, "Ok, lets get this over with..."

Back in the castle, Jareth watched as Boromir paced the pit, "I need to protect the halflings."

"No matter how hard you try, my dear son of Denethor, you will not wear a hole in my floor, let me assure you now." Boromir regarded his "host".

"I am supposed to just stay here and wait...for this *girl* to rescue me?

And then what?" Jareth grinned.

"It all depends my dear mortal."

After his last remark Jareth looked over to the chair where his goddaughter was sitting, she had been rather quiet since Boromir's arrival. "Ooo!!" She leapt up, "I got it, you are Boromir!"

Jareth smirked, "Quick there, Norma; yes your lovely Muse wished him away, to spare his life."

Norma blinked slowly, "Wait, what, A-M is here? I should go and help her then, lord knows she needs it, she gets confused if you spell a word wrong,

I can't imagine her in the labyrinth. Besides, I don't want to loose my muse." Norma glared at her fairy-god-father.

Boromir stopped pacing and looked at Norma," You are saying my life is in the hands of a bumbling girl? The news just gets better and better..."

"Well, is either that or getting stuffed with wood by the Uruk-hai. You choose" Norma snapped back at the man.

"Sir," Boromir turned to Jareth, "I wish to quest for myself, it is my life."

"So it is, but it is my game, and she is the one who wished you away, but I suppose I might allow you to accompany her, then she can see what it is she is fighting for." the goblin king grinned broadly at the thoughts stirred by this.

A-M blinked as she heard Jareth's laughter float across the labyrinth, "This so does not bode well for me," her tracks stopped short as Norma and Boromir materialized in front of her.

Boromir took stock of the girl he was now faced with; not so much a girl perhaps, but still not a warrior. "I suppose I owe you a thank you, for extending my life long enough to go on this adventure."

"So um Norma, whatcha doing here?"

"Heh, well, Uncle J thought you could use the help..."

"Eh, who I am I to refuse, although, if my ego was big enough, I think it would be bruised."

A-M, Boromir and Norma walked along the Labyrinth's passages, "We should be at Willum's soon" Norma announced, and sure enough a small hole by the eyeball lichen was seen. A-M knocked above the hole, Willum's voice started,

"'Allo," Hey Willum," A-M started, being cut off," --I am not here right now, so leave a message after the beep please, and the Missus and I will try to get back to you after we have our tea."

Oh well, I know the way anyhow," Norma announced as she walked through the opposite wall. Boromir quickly followed without a glance at A-M. A-M shrugged and followed too.

"Hey Norma, shouldn't we be going right?"

"Nah, where's the fun in that?"

"Fun!" Boromir exploded, "this is my life we are talking about!!"

"Yeah, so?" Norma retaliated. Norma continued to walk pushing a branch out of her way, not bothering to keep it back so Boromir could hold it for himself instead it snapped back, with a vigor, meeting his face with full force, Boromir reeled at this unexpected assualt, falling over backwards, knocking A-M underneath him as well.

"Hrmppjjarrpphh" came A-M's voice from underneath the man. Still dazed from the branch's smack Boromir slowly rolled off of Norma's muse, allowing Norma to see a very deflated A-M as she turned around, her hand held over her mouth, "Oh what happened?"

Still being a gentleman, Boromir having lifted himself up offered a hand to

A-M, she took it gratefully, noticing as she did that she had scraped her elbow on the harsh labyrinth floor.

"Ow, and um, thanks."

Boromir nodded curtly.

"Hey guys come on, I think I found something up here," Norma shouted as she ran forward, Boromir and A-M followed, willing to let the awkward moment pass.

A-M peered over Norma's shoulder, "You want us to go into an Oubliette?"

"Well, um, yeahthey are always connected to shortcuts"

"And nothing!"

"Well ladies, it seems it is the only option we have," Boromir interjected, sure enough, everything had changed and they were boxed in, the only way out, was down.

"Cowabunga!" Norma shouted as she leapt into the Oubliette.