On the 1st day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me : Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee.

On the 2nd day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me: 2 white wizards, Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee.

On the 3rd day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me: 3 elf rings..

On the 4th day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me: 4 hobbits..

On the 5th day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me: 5 Uruk-Hai, 4 hobbits, 3 elf rings, 2 white wizards, Frodo Baggins, and Samwise Gamgee.

On the 6th day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me: 6 lembas wafers.

On the 7th day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me: 7 ents destroying.

On the 8th day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me: 8 stolen carrots.

On the 9th day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me: 9 big bad Nazgul.

On the 10th day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me: 10 thousand dumb orcs...

On the 11th day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me: 11 dwarf war-axes.

On the 12th day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me: 12 hundred archers, 11 dwarf war-axes, 10 thousand dumb orcs, 9 big bad Nazgul, 8 stolen carrots, 7 ents destroying, 6 lembas wafers, 5 Uruk-Hai. 4 Hobbits, 3 elf rings, 2 white wizards, Frodo Baggins, and Samwise Gamgee.