lifestyles of the terrans and the zerg (a parody of the lifestyles of the rich and famous by good
charlotte

i don't own starcraft, so there!

always read about them in the books
reading in pages of history
all they do is kill and kill
in the battle against the zerg
terrans talking about how weak zerg are

bridge:

i'd like them to spend the year
making a peace treaty
i think they won't survive
if they could spend a year or two
with terrans becoming the zerg's friends
i think they'd quarrel every day

war with terrans and zerg
they're always killing
always killing
if minerals is such a problem
they got a dropship, i say we go hijack it

well did you know zerg celebrates could eat each other
but theres no such thing as 'peace, man!' in the zerg's dictionary
as long as you' ve got the minerals as an offering for the Overmind
and did you know if you were a Ghost, not in the 'talented terrans' program
the admiral would drag and force you to participate

bridge:

i'd like them to spend the year
making a peace treaty
i think they won't survive
if they could spend a year or two
with terrans becoming the zerg's friends
i think they'd quarrel every day

chorus:

war with terrans and zerg
they're always killing
always killing
if minerals is such a problem
both terrans and zerg got too many problems
think we could solve them
war with the terrans and zerg
we'll take your minerals, vesprene gas and bases just stop killing

war with terrans and zerg
war with terrans and zerg
war with terrans and zerg

P.S: i'll try to make it funnier next time, and don't forget to R&R!